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x-er-0 · 2 months
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eric-the-bmo · 11 months
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hi everyone. blake with blowing eyes and pinning down the lady with his claws and biting into her. and leo just. freezing and backing away. and then blake is just vibing later like he didnt just fucking do that
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wheeboo · 3 months
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OH MT GOD BOO SEUNGKWAN
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I SAY IT EVERY TIME BUT HE NEEDS TO STOP BEING A COCKTEASE ABT KILL ALL YOUR FRIENDS
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dutchwinter · 1 year
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anyway guys did u know i have a thursday zine and the deadline is june 26. and anyone can join and make something
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zucchiniegg · 1 year
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now so good eve ning sidabled disabled poeple. frankyl i a,m high risk for covid many of you are as well so i cannot be the guy in the bar (lesbian) (butch) in the abr tyelling bar telling you i love you and dump yoru boyfriend (i would be like this. okay. im a dyle in the bar d,yke in the bar bathroom) (went in there bc i have autism stayed bc youre crying in there) and i it is oaky. i would liek to tell your your makeup, and yourfits outfits look soo hot rn. and if your boyrfiend doesnt see your love and great vibes fuck him!!! im full of love for you rn. all women really. tried so ahrd to get hat that sentence right didnt dgo ,so well. what matters is picture this. im girl in bathroom at bar. telling u i love u. u look great., and youre GONNA be okay. guess  wahjt no choice. good night. not finished! yorue doing such a good job. picture this you are going to the bathroom at the bar. mayube u have ,something wrong w your body (THATS OK. SO DO I  I KJNOW, BATHROOMS VERYU WELL. DISABLED GUANG!!!!! THATS WHY IM NOT THERE THERES COVID I HAVE BODY ISSUES. DONT WNT COVID ITLL NOT BE SO GOOD. FOR ME) , INSTERETED SOME COMMAS REANDOMLY, oh this isnt tags this si a post/. pokay so no neexd for commas
TL;DR, i love you. if you are disBLE DD and cant be in the club bathroom thats ok. i also cant be in there. but i would b if i could. no matter who u are or where u are or gender ability race whatever. i lovey ou you are so amazing. valuable gorgeous etc. you are inceridble. keep it up. ovoe u
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I just javw to keep living until something thats not my fault happens and then I have to come to peace with it as it's happening. What a cringe arrangement honestly. This resisting annihilation shit sucks it feels like agency is fake in any given circumstance, the alienation shit sucks, idk where I was going with this I wish I was born as like a grizzly bear, some deep sea creature but that's a bad train of thought
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changecomesforyou · 1 year
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im a girl but in the worst way and only when i say it
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faghubby · 1 year
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Camping
My friend Joe asked me to join him on a camping trip. It wasn't something I normally enjoyed but Joe had just gone thru a divorce and I figured he just wanted to get away. So I agreed. He had all the equipment gave me a list of what to bring. Basically a change of clothes. Joe even packed my gear for me.
"Where we headed?" I asked.
"I thought we head out to Crystal Lake" he told me. Had never been there so I just nodded. We headed out. It was a three hour drive. When we arrived Joe handled everything he set up the tent started the fire. I was no help everything I tried to help with Joe had to fix. He made dinner over the fire. We sat back and watched the sunset as we got got high. I was pretty stoned when Joe helped me into my sleeping bag.
"Did you check for snakes?" He asked smiling. He reached into the bottom of my bag his hand slid up my leg and he grabbed my crotch.
"Found a little one, don't think he big enough to bite" he said. I was stunned as he rubbed me thru my boxers.
"I found your Tumblr page" he said softly.
"No stop please" I moaned. He did but only to zip our sleeping bags together. He stood and stripped. I looked up to see his cock swinging between his legs thru the small about of fire light coming thru the tent. He slid into the sleeping bag naked.
"Joe I am not gay" I told him he didn't seem to care. He pushed my hands down towards his cock as he bit my nipple.
"I know you are a sissy bitch" he whispered in my ear. As he nibbled on my lobe."
"I never, done nothing" I tried to tell him he placed his cock in my hand. It was huge I thought as it grew hard. I stroked him softly.
"Do you want to taste it " he asked me. I shook my head no. His hands explored my body. Pinching and rubbing all over. I felt his fingers probe my ass.
"So tight" he said and kissed my neck. I was humping the air at this point wanting desperately for him to help me cum. He focused on my ass. Lubing his fingers he slid one then two inside. He had me face away from him allowing him more access. Soon he was finger fucking my ass. He hard cock rubbed against my thigh.
"Okay, I want you to relax and push out like your taking a shit" he told me. I tried as he held the head of his cock against my hole. It was just pressure then my ass gave way and a shot of pain as the head of his cock slid in.
"Shhh relax" he said as he held me and rubbed my balls. The pain started to subside. And he worked in alittle more. He was slow and gentile as he took his time before I knew it he had 8 inches of cock balls deep in my ass. He started to fuck me with long strokes. The pain gone I only felt pleasure as he fucked me.
he took his time switching positions and moving me to how he wanted me. It seemed like an hour before he stiffened and flooded my ass with his cum.
"Is that how you imagined" Joe asked holding me tight.
"Better" I cooed. I was still hard and wanted a release. But Joe just held me tight.
"Paulie, you should find pleasure in pleasing me" he said kissing my neck again. He asked me about my dirty thoughts. He knew everything I had posted. How I wore my wife Sue's clothes. And talked with men on the internet. I eventually fell asleep in Joe's arms.
I woke and noticed I had the hardest morning wood ever. And my ass hurt. I crawled out of the tent to go pee. Joe was making breakfast.
"How you feeling?" He asked with a sly smile. I wandered off to pee. When I returned Joe stood and handed me a cup. But then pulled me close and kissed me hard and deep. His tounge probed my mouth. I was rock hard again. My didk throbbing as it pressed against him. He let me go and I drank my coffee.
"You are mine now, I don't want to share you" Joe told me. "Not even with Sue" he told me. He then handed me my bag. In it were Sue's things. One of my favorite outfits of hers to wear.
"Why don't you get dressed and beg to suck my cock" Joe told me.
"Joe I can't it's just a fantasy !" I wimpered
"Was last night a fantasy" he smiled and slid his hand runnimg across my ass.
"No, I guess" I whispered.
"Come here" he pulled me into my lap.
"You want to be my little sissy faggot don't you?" Joe asked as he pinched my nipples. I felt his cock get hard. He let me up and I went to change.
"You can do it here" Joe said grabbing my hand. I looked around we where in the middle of the woods. And I was still worried someone would see. I opened the bag I recognized the clothes, they belonged to my wifeSue. How had Joe gotten them. I stripped and got dressed in front of him. I slid on my favorite pink thong and bra set. Then pink skin tight shorts. And a belly shirt. Joe stood and pulled out his cock. Then sat back down.
"Paulie come suck my cock" he told me. I just stared at him. Then knelt.
"I will try" I mumbled
"Sue thinks you will do great" Joe told me as I licked the tip of his cock. I stopped and looked up at him.
"Baby, what you waiting for" Joe smiled. I went back to his cock. I licked it all over and sucked on the tip.
"Suck the balls, bitch" Joe told me. I took one then the other in my mouth. He rubber my hair.
"You look pretty as a blond" Joe told me. He let me explore him. I tried to take him in my mouth. I couldn't get more then the tip but kept trying.
"You love sucking my cock don't you?" Joe asked. I just nodded. I continued to try and please him for over an hour. I stopped my jaw sore. Joe helped me stand.
Joe made me breakfast . I sat and ate.
"I am sorry I couldn't make you cum" I told Joe.
"You will have lots of time to practice" Joe informed me.
"Why did Sue give you clothes?" I asked
"You thought she didn't know?" Joe smiled. I panicked alittle.
"Come here" Joe smiled pulling me to his lap. I knew what he wanted and pulled my shorts down before I sat on his lap.
"Here" he handed me a tube of lube. I applied it to his cock. And to my ass. He pulled my thong to the side. I lowered myself onto his hard cock.
"That's right take my cock. Beg me to fuck you like the bitch you are" he told me. His cock slid it much easier then last night.
"You are my sissy bitch from now on, you are mine now" he told me.
"Yes" I moaned. I fucked him. Till he came in my ass. He reached around and made me cum in his hand. He raised his hand to my lips.
"You know what to do" Joe told me. I opened my mouth and he pushed his cum covered fingers in my mouth.
"Cum sucking slut" Joe laughed. As I consumed all of my own cum. As his cock slipped out of my ass. I got dressed. As Joe packed up camp. He didn't let me help. It was man's work he told me.
We hiked out I was still dressed in Sue's clothes. As cum leaked from my ass the whole way out.
"Sue has set up the guest room for you, I don't want my bitch sleeping with anyone else" Joe told me on the drive home. I looked over at him after about an hour into the ride. Then reached over and unbuttoned his jeans. He helped me get out his cock. I practiced sucking his cock again.
"Such a good horny slut" Joe moaned.
this time I was able to make him cum. I choked on his cum. But licked it all up after. The ride home Joe explained what he expected
He wanted me smooth and pretty at all times. When we got home Sue was there to greet me.
"So?" Sue asked smiling.
"I can explain" I started
"No need darling" she kissed me on the cheek. And led me to the guest room. She had moved my things into it.
"Obviously if Joe spends the night it will be just fine" Sue told me. I looked at her.
"Of course if I have an over night guest" she smiled, it made sense but I had not thought about it. I knew I would forever be Joe's
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rochenn · 9 months
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i just saw ur post abt dooku being a dreamer and how him and padme are similar na didk if you've read it, but there's this great fic that explores some of those topics, its called danse macabre by aradian_nights on ao3!!!
ohhh thank you, i'll definitely give that a look!! 👀
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hey haha (with rizz)
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hanniluvi · 1 year
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soph what rhe hwll. why is sunga ano didk i m gonna fueifk dont erven what ghe fuowk i hats this im gonna oh ymg do dont plea actually i know i was exicted omg penpal cb THIS SI NO WHAT I MEANT . BY EXICTMENT I DIDN NOT MEAN I WAABTED CROT. YR. IMN BOGNA
good spelling anon <3 enjoy the sequel where ynhoon ship crashes down 😇 im sorry for causing damage 💔
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youcancallmenoob · 1 year
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I have started an od journey.
Watched the new Christmas carol movie on netflix. It was good. But i didk tmember much of the og story line so i watched the one before that, with jim carrey in it.
... Then the muppet version that had been my first....
Then the mickey mouse version.
And now some 3h long more adult movie...
I dont even care for the story that much but im already this deep! I need to watch em all and read the book!!!
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l0v3c0r3e · 2 years
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AGAIN?
shhh i might change it again didk🤭🤭🤭
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bee-toess · 2 years
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Wur the didk
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mephilver · 5 months
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Normal_Femoid: Just had another "cant be alone in the kitchen for literally 3 minutes moment. AMA" JoptotheTop: did your whole family come into the kitchen with you? Normal_Femoid: yes and it made me very mad also Hamspankings: did they also interrogate you on your eating habits? FemoidNormal: sorry my old accoutn got banned for threats but yes they didk
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