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THE EEPER (me)!! HAS AWAKENED!!!!!!

and he brought home some girl dinner (sorry)

not gonna go into too much detail but basically back in February I decided that I'm unworthy of an audience, yada yada yada, I am still mentally disturbed so here is a piece to reflect that :3

why is he double cheeked on a Monday morning (technically Sunday night, since I finished it barely in time for Chop Suey!'s birthday)? the short answer is I hate drawing clothes. the slightly longer answer is that I came up with the concept in the shower, and wanted to fully pour those feelings of powerlessness and dysphoria onto him

so yeah I'm actually proud of this one, I defo made some progress for once. I'm glad that so many of you stuck around even while I was on my silly ahh hiatus. love y'all. happy birthday Chop Suey! you're a real one.

#mtl #toki wartooth #dethkreaturepost #metalocalypse #vent art #tw graphic #sorry girlies i've already kinda forgotten how to use tumblr #it's been a while #can you tell that the clips from the movie got me realising how much i have in common with toki (in the worst ways possible) #i don't mean dysphoria as in gender dysphoria btw it's more of a dissatisfaction with my entire being #anyhow happy birthday Chop Suey! why are you 3 years older than me

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guess who's gonna mention dethklok in his oral exam tomorrow, no matter what topic he's given by the high council (two of our Norwegian teachers)

#yes its me its ed #we've got everything pre-planned with my buddy. no matter what happens we start talking about music #and then one of us asks the other one about favourite bands. and i say dethklok. and also wintersun. and gojira. #also nocny kochanek but only if the topic we get is family #dethkreaturepost

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made this today because I've come to terms with the fact that I kinda love their dynamic. like I really love their dynamic, they're so goofy together. also they came up with their own ship name which is just 🤌🤌

#metalocalypse #mtl #dethklok #toki wartooth #william murderface #murdertooth #on my dash? #more likely than you might think #i put the ed in deranged #dethkreaturepost

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the gävlebocken sadly didn’t burn last year but that doesn’t stop me from creating this gay ahh piece of shitpost. have a karkalicious 2009 my children.

bg photo stolen from Roger Nilsson btw sorry I wasn’t willing to put the energy into drawing the goat

#what if we were both scandinavian guitarists and we made out under the burning gävlebocken?? #shitpost #mtl #metalocalypse #dethklok #toki wartooth #skwisgaar skwigelf #skwistok #scandinavian yaoi #dethkreaturepost #kinda love that all my pieces of art thus far had something burning in the bg #can you tell that I hate digital???

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guys guys holy sh!t user dethkreature posts original content!! on Tumblr!!! if you've seen this drawing before that's because it's also on my art ig and I posted it there first. anyways have a Toki bc I love venting trough him <3333

#mtl #metalocalypse #toki wartooth #dethkreaturepost #dethklok #bro is an arsonist :( #vent #tw fire #idk i'm new to posting art on tumblr im sorry #my sweet little blorbo

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hey uh remember that promise I made to you about gävlebockenpost II?

yeah, I'm making good on that promise

#idek if it's good and i don't really care. i'm drunk asf rn #i'm not THAT into skwistok anymore but I'm committed to making a part II to my post from last year sooooo #also! I will be doing the background myself this year so you can expect the post to come up around christmas #don't mind the colors being flat and everything being wonky. as I said: I am hammered and this is the best I can do rn #progress post ig #dethkreaturepost

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AIN'T NO FUCKING WAY

#this is what I joined the Norden club for. gävlebocken. #I love Luciadagen btw I might do a photodump later :333 #gävlebocken #dethkreaturepost

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Dethentine's Week Day Three: Blossoming Love or Growing Old Together

Sorry for the late post I was at prom for like 11 hours :'D (had fun ofc but ended up missing day 3 by a couple hours)

Yuh yeah anyways I love their dynamic (as you can probably tell considering I've drawn them twice for this beautiful event)

#mtl #dethklok #dethentines 2023 #dethkreaturepost #toki wartooth #skwisgaar skwigelf #skwistok #ps the impostor syndrome is hitting real hard with this event cos yall make such amazing pieces like fr

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SERVING CVNT IN A CHRONICALLY INJURED WAY

why is it so grainy lmao

anyhow since I'm trying to get over the shame I feel about having to use a walking stick now I'm posting a pic of me looking cunty asf with this thing

bonus pics of the stickers under the cut because I put a lot of heart into them :3

the first one is my middle name in elder futhark because I'm the least cringe Scandinavian Studies major, the second is a little gear because. because.

also about 6 psychological validation banana stickers in total because I needed that

DIY-ed all of them so they look a little wonky but I put my heart into it <33

#dethkreaturepost #ayo face reveal??? let's goooooo #i am actually so into runes rn you wouldn't believe it man #yeah i'm not adding any other tags this is mostly for my followers <3 #btw if you feel pissed abt my middle name then just. feel pissed. idk. idc. its origin is probably different than what you're thinking. #also sorry for the mess I'm really living that uni life rn I'm not cleaning that shite

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drunk as shit rn trukng to tab Horse of Fire before the edible hits (I am losjgn contorl of my life)

#skwisgaar in partying around the world energy #not proud of this but proud of nearlh ebing done with the solo kn horse of fire #yay #dethkreaturepost

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sorry for venting again, but. why do I feel so bad about buying myself a cane.

like, I know that I need it. not all of the time, but it would make my life so much easier. and still I feel like a fraud because I'm not in pain ALL of the time and I don't need a mobility aid ALL of the time.

like, this is so messed up. why do I feel this way.

#dethkreaturepost #again sorry for venting but I feel so bad abt this #the worst part is that it's my own fault that I've got chronic injuries and it's my own fault that they're flaring up right now. big L.

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Dethentine's Week Day Four: Use A Ship That's New To You!

Hitting y'all with the double whammy!!

Okay, so, not that new, but it took me some time to come round to this ship. Now I'm absolutely obsessed. Like I love this so much. The gay people. Probably my favourite ship at the moment. God bless.

#mtl #dethklok #dethentines 2023 #dethkreaturepost #skwisgaar skwigelf #william murderface #skwisface #<33333 #but like fr this ship makes me so unbelievably happy I'm gonna explode #thus far the only piece I'm actually proud of but it's okay. others like the other pieces. #anyways can you tell that I'm an avid skwisgaar enjoyer??

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just looked at my Tumblr and was like "eugh..... I post way too much Metalocalypse content on here" and then I remembered that. this is my (mostly) Metalocalypse blog. for posting about Metalocalypse. I'm so stupid.

#dethkreaturepost #I am genuinely baffled #it was really funny though I love being an absolute idiot

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Dethentine's Week Day One: Inspired by a metal love song

DETHENTINE'S WEEK IS HERE!!!!!

Obviously, being Polish I couldn't NOT use a Nocny Kochanek song. Honestly I doubt anyone here will understand half of the references but I wanted to pay a tribute.

So yeah. Zakochaj się, zakochaj. Zakochaj się, zakochaj. Zakochaj się, Romantyczny Książe Metalu.

#mtl #dethklok #dethentines 2023 #dethkreaturepost #toki wartooth #skwisgaar skwigelf #skwistok #Spotify

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just experienced enlightenment. the beer I drank is one letter away from the Norwegian word for "butt" and that's exactly what that beer tastes like. it tastes like ass.

#bonus points to the beer for looking like something that William Murderface would drink #I dare you to google Romper Extreme and try to convince me that MF wouldn't down that crap like no tomorrow #dethkreaturepost

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PLEASE GOD PLEASE TURN OFF THE MUSIC IN MY HEAD I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY MORE "FRÄNDER, BRÖDER, VÅR STORMAKTSTID ÄR ÖVER" I CAN TAKE OOOUGHHHHHHH

#yeah guess who kept blasting the entirety of Carolus Rex (Swedish) by Sabaton and got addicted within the span of one goddamn day #it is such a good album tho..... #and it actually piqued my interest in Swedish history. so maybe I passed my scandinavian history test. idk I'll know on monday. #dethkreaturepost