#dandelicn

[thebananwithaplan]

Send me a ✖ if you enjoy my portrayal of my character.

((Yooo, I wasn't expecting this many ✖️ ! Thank you all so much!!))

#dandelicn #galaxofmuses #sillydillybanana #ama tcra su #katthekit #ask game #out of the studio (ooc)

[badonkeykong]

@dandelicn

DK sits still as his hair and face are bedazzled, smiling like a dope all the while. He picks up the nearest handheld mirror once she’s done applying the barrette and gives himself a look over in the mirror—dear god, he was adorable!

“Whoa—I’ve never looked this shiny before!” He observes, a finger poking at the banana barrette. “I like this one, this one’s my favorite. Got anymore?”

#dandelicn #mun art #(get glitzed INDEED) #(i saw this in my head the moment i saw that post lololol too wholesome!) #(also sorry for th elack of notif tumblr bein a DICK and tryna delete asks)

[koopzilla]

"You're not a hippo, you're a DAD. You have the DAD BOD'. That's gotten really popular these days. I mean it's not like I'm, like. LOOKING at you or anything, I'm just saying. Making an observation."

"A Dad bod...?"

The lingo is wasted on him. He flexed his biceps slowly. Sure enough, the soft padding expected from age sways clumsily. However, experience has kept the muscle sharp and dangerous. A testing squeeze does away with the softness and shows the beast off!

"I am a Dad." He boasts, quite literally. To top off the image of the day, he offers his audience a cheesy grin. "A hot Dad. Take it in! Bwahaha!

#dandelicn

[simiansmoke]

“Bro, you’re like the definition of that shirt that says, I Flexed And The Sleeves Came Off.”

"My arms and sleeves don't get along. They have-...."

"Creative differences."

#//pfT #dandelicn #crack my neck right up there #//im so fuckin mad at myself i didnt buy this one shirt at aquarium #//it was a fat bowser shark that was eating pizza and said im into fitness #fitness whole pizza into my mouth

[paleobird]

@dandelicn liked for a dino fun fact!

"Did you know that Allosaurus is often called the 'lion of the Jurassic?' I don't really know how the two compare, but it seems appropriate to me!"

#dandelicn #((I had to make a lion-related reference))

[gatorsnapped]

♪ ♫ @dandelicn -- ❝ Tomorrow is another day. ❞ ♪ ♫ HALLOWEEN-THEMED FNAF STARTERS!

A soft growl comes from the gator, the large tail swishing back and forth. Always another day. There was a whole lot of things that had been on his. . . mind? -- would it be called his mind or his programming? Not the greatest performance today, but best not dwell on that. Ugh, why did things have to get so complicated? The tail moves a bit faster, huffing, "Maybe tomorro' things will change." Monty's attention turns to the other animatronic, washing away the broody mood in favor the the usual tough and cool demeanor, "Ya one for the spooky season? I know Moon's a big fan of it, but usually the daycare doesn' get too decorated up."

#♪ ♫ ꜱᴜʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍʏ ᴀᴜᴛᴏɢʀᴀᴘʜ! ♫ ♪ answered #dandelicn #(Monty loves the holidays but never acts like he does LOL) #♪ ♫ ʀᴏᴄᴋᴀʙʏᴇ ɢᴀᴛᴏʀ ♫ ♪ monty

[hexellent]

dandelicn

"It really isn't that great. You know what is, though? Nachos and video games."

”I’m no good at ‘em. But I watch Tails and Sonic play ‘em. (While I eat all the food.)”

#dandelicn #monch while they argue

[teenagedkraken]

@dandelicn

"Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you and stuff. Is there like any charging stations nearby? I need to charge up my phone for a bit. She's getting pretty low."

#dandelicn #{Adventure Awaits;;} #{Greeter}

[strebcrarchivess]

👁👄👁 you know what go crazy, get stupid--

Send 👁👄👁 for a shit post edit of your fucking muse!

I know this is a shit post drawing but have a Dandie gets trolled reaction image use it wisely :^)

#dandelicn #Muns lame art

[thebananwithaplan]

Dandie's going to give him a hoodie to dress up in. What's on it? Well...

Pretty sure everyone else would have better fashion sense than the Banana (accepting)

. "Not gonna lie. this is a lot cozier than I expected." Even if it fit him quite too big...

....Oh well - it's a banana-sized snuggie, now.

#dandelicn #appeeling show host (dancing banana) #ask game #it's peanut butter jelly (sandwich) time!

[ghostbustingreen]

@dandelicn is getting luigi'd!

" Mama mia... It's-a sure comin' down out-a there, huh? " Peering out of the little cafe window, Luigi whistled at the sight of the sudden downpour. Black clouds were growing, while distant thunder rumbled ominously.

" They sure didn't forcasty this today... Talk about-a your summer storms, eh? "

#dandelicn #( ;; ic ⦙ luigi time! ✰ ) #[ okay concept....... luigi invites her to stay at his place to ride out the storm and they have a cute lil pizza and movie night ]

[phonypizza]

This is a man who doesn't look like a neurotic prey animal! (lying)

"... Ka-why?" Please look at him. Look at his age. Look at him. D. Do you think he knows what that word means-----------

#!ic #!pino #dandelicn #HELP. NO.......

[wildlygay]

garlic cat

Ava excitedly ran over to her adoptive ma, Quickshadow. She held up what Dandie gave her. She held it in her palm very delicately.

"Garlic cat?!" Quickshadow exclaimed, overly giddy. She couldn't hide it and she knelt down to get a closer look at the thing. "Yes garlic kitty I love him!" "We shall name him Gar." "yes Gar." And so, Gar the garlic cat now sits proudly on Ava's desktop speaker. Both Quickshadow and Ava adore this thing and the cats seem to like knocking Gar off the speakers as entertainment. Dough as a menace does this almost two times per week.

#[The thing; Gar the garlic cat] #[starstruck wonder child; ava] #[May the starlight guide your path; IC] #[quickshadow do your damn job!; ic] #[your local froyoholic; quickshadow] #[reloading memes on my terminal; pc posting] #//I LOVE YOU DANI THANK YOU /platonic #dandelicn

[simiansmoke]

@dandelicn

     ⸻  “IS YOUR TASTE always this bad?” The lion scoffs, strumming a few loose chords on her ukulele. There MAY have been weed involved, and it MAY have made her a little less shy about reciprocating being picked on.

“Alright, I’ll bite - what music do YOU like? I wanna hear it.”

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He's not shy at all...about taking a big fat drag of his rolled up jungle weeds. Once the smoke exited his puff, he stares up at the sky with a little smirk. The jungle animals are wild tonight!

"Eh...dunno if you'd APPRECIATE it." Either way, he seems tuned in on some unheard beat, nodding in place. "Ohhh yeah. gimme a-...GGG, CCCC, BBBBB-..." Huffing he flicks his fur out and takes another drag, puffing out.

"I like my-...."

"-water with lemon, and lime. That's 'cause they're better combined. Kinda like us- you and I? If you were fruit you'd be a FINE-APPLE."

#//im srry but - music about fruit is common heRE #dandelicn #/i cant believe this is a sing II blog

[paleobird]

" birds have breasts. they just don't ask you if you want the chicken titty when you go to kfc. "

"Oh, yeah, good point. God, can you imagine? 'I would like two fried chicken titties, please!' Talk about an awkward situation."

#dandelicn #((ASJKDSFDG))

[tazmilyxfamily]

"What's country music about, anyway? Songs about tendin' sheep?"

Yes. Genuine question.

#{ i almost forgot he was hERE SGJHGBHJG } #{ and that he'd have noooo clue } #dandelicn #▷Lucas ✿ Dash Comm.◁