#damnit Barton do your paper-queue

[imxthexhandler]

💌 Send this to the nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and know that who sent you this thinks you are pretty awesome. 💌

( @shieldagentnatasharomanoff)

OOC: Ugh. I love you. You’re so patient and so chill and so kind to me. (God, my English teacher would roll her eyes at that sentence, lol) Thank you for sending this in to me. Even though I take a million years to reply, you’ve never stopped playing with me, and I appreciate that so much. Amelia just thinks to the world of Nat, too. Stay safe and stay frosty (or warm) this holiday season!

And...since I am a busy bee, I’m just going to tag the first lovely ten people I see on my dash!

💌 Send this to the nicest people you know or who seem to have a good heart and know that who sent you this thinks you are pretty awesome. 💌

Thank you, you fabulous people! Have a wonderful holiday season! 💙

@lukas-romanova-barton; @redheadarcher; @thevoidcallstous; @thewxnderer; @patrickoharaandco; @wildwolfxstrangledwolf; @onyxmusemusings; @witchoflegends; @caelmewedd; and @koiwrites.

#Out of field reports #(seriously these are all such lovely people that you should be following if you're not already) #(I love these folks) #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

[alphie-in-the-sky]

#emby #life as a non binary #nonbinary #non binary #give me serotonin #damnit barton do your paper-queue #queue

[dapperblueberrieser]

Don’t have a cow man is such an odd phrase

Why did Bart say that?

#Bart #Simpson #Simpsons #damnit barton do your paper queue

[imxthexhandler]

“This is my fault. Should have learned kung fu.”

( @leschanceux)

Amelia groaned with pain, lying on her back. "I'll remember that... Remind me to tell my spine," she sarcastically commented before accepting Steve's hand to pull herself up onto her feet, hissing as she could hear her knees pop, her back searing with pain.

...Reaching your mid-thirties sucked!

Then again, she supposed there was not an age where falling off a scaffold and landing onto a car where it wouldn't suck.

#leschanceux #Steve muse #should have learned kung fu #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

[imxthexhandler]

[ooc]

OOC: Sorry, everyone. I’ve just been really drained with this new med, and it’s kind of been decreasing my desire to write on here.

Also, I am very sorry, but I am going to have to call a suspension for certain threads right now. Due to ongoing health concerns, I’m just putting a halt on all my pregnancy threads (especially the ones where my muse, Amelia, is with child). I’ll explain why below the cut, but the TL;DR version: I’m not comfortable with writing pregnancy threads at this time, I will send a message to my partners this affects. I will let you know when this hold is taken off. I am sorry, but this is something I need to do for me.

That said. Thank you. Have a good Monday.

Okay, for the past four years, I have been dealing with extreme menstrual cycles.

For starters, they last for an abnormal about of time-- most are 5-7 days, mine would last for MONTHS. MONTHS. In the year 2020, I spent over half of it on my period. This last one, was four months long.

And it’s heavy. Dear God, it is HEAVY. I’ve been reading different health sources saying the usual, average amount is 1/3 a cup per day. Mine would be over a cup. Those overnight pads that you’re supposed to be able to wear for about six hours, because you’re supposed to wear them while you sleep? Or all-day pads for those with bladder problems? I will change those AT BEST every 2 hours. This past period (and the one in 2020), I would be lucky if I can make it 90 minutes without changing.

Unfortunately, while I was at the courthouse, I was never granted the time off (despite having the PTO (paid time off) saved up) in order to get this addressed with a doctor. This year, I just decided I had enough, so I scheduled an appointment with my gynecologist back in March, but it will not be until May 9th.

I was willing to try and just “tough it out” until then, but after a particularly bad day, my mother came over to my house and literally begged me to schedule an appointment with Kaiser or go to their urgent care, willing to pay for the out-of-network costs for the appointment.

While I was there, the nurse practitioner saw my cervix. No polyps or nothing abnormal to the naked eye when she saw it. So, to just to try and get the bleeding to stop, she put me on a prescription for pills that are for endometriosis, with the instruction that when the bleeding stopped, to stop taking the pills, but if it returned, I could start back up on them. (This has happened THREE times now.)

So, the nurse left all her notes and recommendations for further tests, etc., for my gynecologist, and told me, in her opinion, it’s likely one of three things: 1) cancer; 2) endometriosis; or 3) fibroids.

Goody-goody gumdrops for me.

And as a cis-woman, who has wanted since childhood to bear children... Yeah, this is hard. This is very, very hard to deal with. Especially with the panic that I might not be able to, because clearly, something is not working with my indoor plumbing so to speak. It’s making me feel less of a woman. It makes me feel mortified, ashamed that it’s fucked up down there, and I don’t know why.

So, for these reasons, I just can’t deal with pregnancy threads at the moment. I can’t. Because it just throws it back in my face about my health issues, and that just quickly makes me get too anxious, etc., and it’s making my depression worse.

As I said, I’ll be messaging the specific partners this affects (I believe it is really only 3), and I’ll let you guys know when I’m ready to pick up those threads again. I don’t mind it if it’s after that, with kids, and everything. But just for right now, I cannot deal with pregnancy threads.

Thank you.

#Out of field reports #tw pregnancy mention #tw cancer mention #tw health issues #tw menstrual cycle #(long post) #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

[imxthexhandler]

𝚄𝙽𝚄𝚂𝚄𝙰𝙻 𝙼𝚄𝚂𝙴 𝙰𝚂𝚂𝙾𝙲𝙸𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽𝚂

SPICE: Cinnamon.

WEATHER: Sunny with light clouds.

PRIMARY COLOUR: Blue (Specifically Navy Blue or Ice Blue).

COLOUR OF THE SKY: Pale blue-grey.

MAGICAL POWER: Healing of illnesses and injury by touch.

SHOE: Dr. Scholls Headstart Combat Boots (Womens)- Black, size 10.

HOUSEPLANT: Rosemary.

BLADE WEAPON: Rapier.

SCHOOL SUBJECT: History.

SOCIAL MEDIA: Instagram.

MAKEUP PRODUCT: Chapstick.

CANDY: Twizzlers- Cherry.

TANGIBLE FEAR: Thanatophobia (fear of losing someone you love).

ICE CUBE SHAPE: Sphere.

METHOD OF LONG-DISTANCE TRAVEL: Flying (by plane or quintjet).

ART STYLE: Art Nouveau.

HISTORICAL PERIOD: 1940′s/early-2010′s.

MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE: Tutelary.

PIECE OF STATIONARY: Leather-bound journals and pens.

THREE EMOJIS: 😰😤💙

CELESTIAL BODY: Constellation- Scutum.

Stolen from: @born-to-be-mischievous. Tagging: @mcltitcdes for Marc and Mika (YES! I SAID BOTH!); @quiveringdeer for your favorite slasher; @adventurepunks for Zatanna; @blizzardmuses for Barbara; @spinxeret; @leschanceux for Dick; @bokketo for Nat; @ablackwidowsbite for Wanda; @fasterthanmydemons; @thedemonconstantine for Timmy; @infinitelycomplexpuzzles for Kara; @agentjjkelly; @agentsterling; and @wetheresilientfew for Cillian.

#dash games #Case Notes #muse associations #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

[imxthexhandler]

"Oooooh! Lollipop!"

( @manymusesbym )

She chuckled. "Those are for your Pops," she corrected him before handing him a red one-- a regular, non-alcoholic lollipop. "Here, have this instead."

#manymusesbym #Lukas muse #(I'm assuming this is from Luke?) #lollipop #tw alcohol #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

[imxthexhandler]

Send ღ for a crush my muse has had.

( @glitchexmachina)

"Okay, fine, I might have had a little crush on Barton and Romanoff when I was in the Academy, but can you really blame me?"

#glitchexmachina #Case Notes #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

[imxthexhandler]

NO CHEATING: You’re starring in a movie with the last person saved in your camera roll and the last song you listened to is the title. Who/what is it?

Person: Myself? 

Song: “Oppa Gangnam Style” by Psy.

The Movie: So since the song is about “the ideal woman”, maybe it’s about me becoming my idealized self with a spiritual manifestation of a big brother with banging style?

Tagged by: I forget? ^_^” Sorry!

Tagging: @koiwrites​; @wetheresilientfew​; @quiveringdeer​; @spinxeret​; @soviet-ghost-story​; @lovelostdelinquent​; @agentjjkelly​; @sah1x1s​; @agentsterling​; and @manymusesbym​.

#Dash games #The Handler's Handler #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

[imxthexhandler]

How protective are you of Lukas?

( @manymusesbym)

Her eyes narrowed slightly at the stranger, her stern, intense gaze fully reading “Fuck around and find out”.

“The right amount.”

#manymusesbym #Lukas muse #(translation- VERY protective) #(run for the hills if you hurt this boy and pray she doesn't find you) #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

[imxthexhandler]

My mission is for you to have a happy valentine's day (gives you chocolate hearts and a picture of his dog, Trouble, on a business card doing a blep with his tongue that makes it look like a heart)

( @glitchexmachina)

Amelia accepted the chocolate heart with a thanks before looking at the card, raising an eyebrow in surprise before laughing. "Aw, thank you, Ty! This is cute!" she chuckled before turning and giving him two heart-printed red and pink goody bags filled with homemade cookies and two small, silly cards inside. "Happy Valentine's Day!"

#glitchexmachina #Ty muse #HAPPY HAWKEYE APPRECIATOIN DAY! #Happy V-Day Ty! #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

[imxthexhandler]

"If you know what's good for you ... I would back off this case. There is alot more going on behind the scenes and if you continue down this road you may not make it out alive. " The Red Hood warned her as more then half of the police force was in the black masks pocket currently

(@fallen-sons)

( @fallen-sons )

Amelia took in a breath, her body tensing as she kept her eyes on him. Oh yeah, there wasn't a soul alive in Gotham who did not know about the infamous Red Hood. When you were a cop, sooner or later, you wound up bumping into one of the masked vigilantes-- She was just hoping it'd be Batgirl in her case.

She shook her head no. "I can't," Amelia began, "This is a missing person's case, and if there's a chance I can find this girl--" (Technically an adult, at nineteen, but still younger than her) "--alive, then I owe that to her family. I'm not backing down."

Granted, yes, she knew a lot in the precinct were corrupt. The question was just which criminal was bank rolling them. But her family came from a long line a cops--good ones. Her grandfather was the officer that trained the now Commissioner Gordon. And when Amelia made the decision to follow in her late father's footsteps, it was because Gordon was still there.

She waited anxiously for the Red Hood to respond. "If you're going to shoot me, can you just make it quick? I've got work to do!" she snapped, trying to sound braver than she felt.

#v: An Honest Cop in a Dirty City #fallensons #(WELCOME BACK!) #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

[imxthexhandler]

[Continued from here.]

@w-e-b-h-e-a-d: Peter wasn’t expecting this surprise at all so when Amelia texted him saying she made a little nerdy video for him … His mouth about dropped on the floor when he saw dancing in nothing but the slave leia loin cloth and just a chain.

Amelia waited a couple of minutes before texting him again.

[TEXT: Peter] So, what do you think? 😘

She never attempted something like this before, so she hoped he enjoyed it. Granted, she got the costume for herself, but still, the video was meant to excite him.

#webhead #redacted (nsfw) #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

[imxthexhandler]

State of the Blog (OOC)

Hey, everyone.

So...

Okay,  I’ve just had my big doctor appointment yesterday; got more follow-up tests at the end of the month (so hiatus on the pregnancy threads remain). Had some tense/stressful moments at the house with my brother, and two weeks ago, a family friend, someone I had known almost my entire life, passed away unexpectedly. And I’ll be honest, I haven’t been okay since.

In fact, still not okay.

But whatever.

So, I’m going to try and come back to writing.

I do have Discord for those who wish to chat or RP on there; hit me up. I’ve been working on an OC blog, a Star Wars RP blog, trying to work on a couple of writing projects, and...yeah.

I’m hoping everyone is okay. Please take care of yourselves.

#Out of field reports #tw depression #tw death #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

[imxthexhandler]

( @agentjjkelly)

Amelia was not feeling well, out sick with the flu, when she got an unexpected delivery. After slipping the tip underneath her door and the delivery person left, she opened the door and opened up the basket it, reading the card and smiling, her eyes watering up slightly with happy tears.

[TEXT: JJ] You’re the best ever. Thank you. 💙 [TEXT: JJ] I hope it wasn’t too expensive. You didn’t have to go through so much trouble over me.

#agentjjkelly #tw sick #get well basket #damnit Barton do your paper-queue

[imxthexhandler]

"Hey, try this on, would you?" Holds out her engagement ring.

( @agentjjkelly)

It clearly was not going to fit her ring finger, but she did slip it on her pinky. “Um, okay,” Amelia chuckled, a little confused, raising an eyebrow at her best friend. “I’m usually a size seven, but is there a reason you’re having me try on your engagement ring?”

#agentjjkelly #try this on #damnit Barton do your paper-queue