#dallas wttsh

[kaz-playz]

YES PLEASE MORE HOUSTON

I love Houston

ok ok. what are your favorite Houston headcanons? (especially about her relationships with Austin and Dallas because they're hilarious)

I'm glad you love Houston so much! She's an og!! (She gave me a D/A but i still love her)

Favorite headcanons of her??

Hm.

Ok so Houston is the oldest of the trio irl but she acts like a goddamn menace four year old.

Florida used to babysit her. Why texas would give Florida his kid? I dont know, but Houston was very well behaved so he was allowed to keep watching her.

Until one day.

She convinced coerced austin and a few of the other southern cities into revolting borrowing some of the candy she wasn't allowed to have before dinner (cities age slowly so this is a point where they know advanced candy making stuff) Texas for the life of him could not imagine what could possess Houston, his innocent baby girl to break the rules. It left him boggled for weeks until he saw Florida chasing Houston down the street, riding an aligator. They weren't allowed to leave the state of Texas, but finding an aligator was negative issue. Our girl H-Town is also known as The Bayou. And the bayou does indeed have gators in it. So basically Florida was banned from the state for until Houston matured and was barred from babysitting.

As the older siblings Austin and Houston were forced to watch Dallas, as Paso and Tonio were long gone from the house. After Houston was stripped from her title as capital, Austin began to have more responsibilities, leaving Houston alone with their baby brother. And she hated it. She was mad at the world as a kid. For taking her job, for making her watch this stupid baby! She still doesn't like Dallas because he's a red-pilled jerk, but her and Austin get along (mostly because hes the perfect lackey.)

Houston has yelled at California for his weird thing about Austin, and told him to "get his own progressive city that actually enjoyed being around him" and "he's MY brother and if you dont leave MY brother alone im gonna introduce the California sun to a place It dont usually shine!"

She has gone to bat for Dallas before but forbade anyone from mentioning it.

Houston has dirt on EVERYBODY. And when she sits in on meetings, she uses it.

"Texas, get your kid out of here."

"Gov, get your private meeting with [REDACTED] out of the public papers." She also throws shots at states and has bitten them on several occasions because she had to prove she was about that life.

I HC everyone as immortal as long as a group recognizes the concept of them, so our girl doesn't fear injury. Once this guy tried to mug her because she was in a northern city wearing nice clothes and jewelry. He pulled a gun on her and she immediately put the barrel in her mouth, bit down on it and disarmed him, all before pulling out her own gun and mugging him. Because "whos this random to fuck with me?!"

She's a very quick study. She picks up on language, body, and verbal very quickly. She has a side job as a translator. And practices casual domestic espionage for drama.

She has a photographic memory. Not great if you try and hide something from her.

And here's Houstons original design made with this picrew (I didn't check if the link was still active but yeah). If you want more content with any specific requests, feel free to ask at any time!

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[kaz-playz]

Hey, does anybody wanna aks me about the cities??

#please houston is doing laps in my mind #shes knocking over lamps and chairs and shit HELP #major cities wttsh #houston wttsh #chicago wttt #nyc wttsh #austin wttsh #dallas wttsh

[kaz-playz]

Dallas: Big bro, can you do something for me?

Austin: you’re my brother, my best friend. I would literally cover up a murder for you, plant my DNA at the scene, and take the blame for the crime.

Dallas: cool. Can you do the dishes?

Austin: no.

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[kaz-playz]

:/

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Houston: What would Texas think? 
Austin: Ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if… we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told him?

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Austin: Why would you do that? 
Texas: Because I feel guilty. 
Houston: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.

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Houston: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."

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Nevada: Is this your plan B?

Florida: Technically, this is plan P.

Nevada: Plan P? Is there a plan M?

Florida: Yes, but I marry Louisiana in plan M.

Louisiana: I like plan M.

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Nevada: Happy Scorpio season. If you have to burn a bridge, do it safely!

California: With NAPALM.

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Texas: I think it’s time I get my life in order.

California, narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.

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Nevada: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.

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Nevada: Look, I’m glad everyone’s on the same page.

Nevada: But it’s the last page in a book titled “we’re all going to die”.

Texas: That’s not even clever.

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Oklahoma: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.

California: I sleep with a knife.

Texas: Both of you are pathetic.

Oklahoma: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Texas: Florida.

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Florida: Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism.

Louisiana: How so?

Florida: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

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[kaz-playz]

Quotes i stole from other SubBlrs

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Austin, chuckling: I keep laughing but inside my soul is dying. My entire personality is fading away, like water slipping through my fingers. I'm an empty carcass, a comic imitation of what I once was. An unholy caricature of the worst I can be.

California: Is it exam week, Austin?

Austin: I got 18 exams in the next 12 days.

California: I'm so sorry. Good monologue, though.

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Oklahoma City: Does the name Dallas sound familiar to you? You could call him my natural enemy.

Dallas getting chills while doing the dishes: Someone is talking shit.

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Virginia: I'm a a fucking idiot

Massachusetts: Yes, you are.

Virginia: I'm THE ONLY ONE who can call me an idiot. Go fuck yourself.

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Texas: Can you pass the salt?

DC: What’s the magic word?

Texas: Or else.

DC: That’s two words but point taken

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Nevada: I can't understand why if i lick a knife after cutting a cake, i'm "cute" and "sexy" but if i lick a knife after stabbing someone i'm "sick" and "i need to see a therapist"

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[kaz-playz]

:(

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Texas: Everyone synchronise your watches. 
Austin: I don't know how to do that. 
Dallas: I don't wear a watch. 
Houston: Time is a construct.

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Austin: You might not know this, Dallas, but I am a flawed person. 
Dallas: I do know that.

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Houston: Austin has never seen Star Wars? Dallas, the only people in the universe who haven’t seen Star Wars are the characters in Star Wars and that’s cause they lived them, Dallas! That’s cause they lived the Star Wars!

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*Something crashes* 
Austin: Shoot- 
Texas: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?! 
Houston: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

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Houston: Dallas, I sense hostility. 
Dallas: Good, because I hate you.

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Dallas: I’m scared that when you become rich and famous you’ll be embarrassed by me. 
Texas: Oh Dallas, I’m already embarrassed by you.

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Houston: Hey, Austin. Why did the chicken cross the road? 
Austin: To get to the other side? 
Houston: You were supposed to say “I dunno, why?“ 
Austin: Uh... fine. I don’t know. Why did it cross the road? 
Houston: To get to the idiot’s house. 
Austin: ...Ok? 
Dallas: Hey, Austin. Knock knock. 
Austin: No. 
Dallas: You were supposed to say “who’s there?” 
Austin: Fine... let’s get this over with. Who’s there? 
Dallas: The chicken. 
Austin: 
Dallas: 
Houston: 
Austin: Listen here you little shits-

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[kaz-playz]

Dallas: Hey there demons, It's me, ya boi.

Texas: Dallas, NO!

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[kaz-playz]

HOUSTON AUSTIN DALLAS AND CHICAGO IN ORDER---!/!/!/ (+NYC) My insane little mind characterized them (except Austin we just ignore canon for him)

Anthro cities who come up in my posts and will be in future shots! (Literally none of them are fully white. None. They are all mixed-)

#houston wttsh #dallas wttsh #chicago wttsh #austin wttsh #nyc wttsh