#dabi: you think i should go the arson method or the old fashioned head on a pitchfork method

[incorrect-league-of-villains]

Dabi: Everything you've read about me is true.

Tomura: Says here that you're a bitch.

#incorrect lov #dabi: so true but also where did you read that #tomura: oh here [flips around computer to show that he has the notes app open and just typed in 'dabi is a bitch'] #dabi: damn i was so ready to go on a manhunt tonight #tomura: ok fine lemme see some actual insults #tomura: here someone called you unbased and the poster boy for daddy issues #dabi: #dabi: you think i should go the arson method or the old fashioned head on a pitchfork method #tomura: both. torches and pitchforks #dabi: nice. get me their social security number too #tomura: don't you steal enough of hawks' funds already #hawks in the distance: YES #dabi: yeah but the glee from stealing people's credit is unparalleled #dabi #shigaraki tomura