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[reluctant-mandalore]

Bo-Katan accidentally redeeming herself and being adopted into the covert is just as funny, if not funnier, than Din accidentally obtaining the darksaber and becoming the ruler of mandalore.

#bo katan kryze #bo-katan kryze #din djarin #the mandalorian #cy watches mando #cy watches

[ruanbaijie]

CHENG YI + 💋 cheng yi on variety [2/?] @asiandramanet jan-feb creator bingo board ⎈ free choice full translation below the cut

dumping this here in case the subtitles were too tricky to follow please watch the actual video (18:21) with sound on and all it takes me out all the damn time

[1] Cheng Yi’s cards: Ultraman who went on a blind date and got stung by a bee and got sausage lips Cai Wenjing: (in terrible Cantonese accent) A man and a woman - what do their parents arrange for them to do together?

[2] CY: processing CWJ: When two people meet for the first time, a man and a woman He Jiong the host: already dying

[3] CY: still processing CWJ: If they get together, they are lovers HJ: still dying

[4] CY: (itCa) Sei… Sei… Sei… CWJ: anticipation CY: (itCa) How many characters are there?

[5] CWJ: (itCa) Two characters! CY: (itCa) Lovers. CWJ: (itCa) The step they have to take before becoming lovers

[6] CY: (itCa and with absolute fucking confidence) Friends! CWJ: literally hanging on by a thread at this point (itCa) They started as friends HJ: (in Mandarin) A verb. They go to a place to do what?

[7] CY: PROCESSING aha! (itCa and still with absolute fucking confidence) A park! CWJ: (itCa) Ok let’s not talk about that anymore HJ: cackling in absolute sadistic glee CWJ: (itCa) There’s a small kind of animal in the garden

[8] CWJ: (itCa) Like that. It’s a… Its body is like what you’re wearing. It’s yellow. Yellow, black, black, and it has a pair of wings

[9] CY: got it! (itCa and with the most fucking confidence known to mankind) Cow! (lit: yellow cow) CWJ: (itCa) There’s a tiny bug CY: still processing (itCa) Little yellow bug

[10] HJ: spits CWJ: (itCa) Not a little yellow bug. There’s a bug that might sting you and you will swell up CY: (itCa) Bee! HJ: (iM) That’s right! There’s progress, friends! “Bee.” There’s progress!

[11] Tan Jianci: completely enjoying this circus CY: secretly pleased CWJ: (itCa) Then what will the bee do to you? CY: (itCa) Sting me HJ: (iM) Ah that’s right, that’s right, that’s right

[12] CWJ: (itCa) It stings your mouth–oh no, no! Game rule: can’t say the character that appears on the card CWJ: (itCa) This area will… ooOOOOOoooo Show effects: kissing sounds CY: (itCa) A bee stings my mouth du du du

[13] TJC: having the absolute fucking time of his life HJ: (iM) Yes, yes, yes, what do you call lips that go “du du du”? CY: (itCa) Du du lips. Bee du du lips

[14] CY: rapid fire beings (itCa) Bee sausage. Bun! I think I got it (itCa) Bee sausage ah! Oh! A bee stings the lips of a sausage?

[15] HJ: what the fuck is going on CWJ: what the fuck is going on x2 (itCa) Bee… gives up TJC: (iM) The lips of a sausage?!

[16] HJ: (iM) Your lips, your lips CY: (itCa) Oh! A bee stings the lips of a sausage and causes me to have du du lips? CWJ: K.O.

[17] Wang Hedi: losing his shit CWJ: (itCa) Then you will look very sexy lor! CY: embarrassed send help

[18] CY: (itCa) It’s too difficult, let’s change to another one CWJ: (itCa) We’ll guess this (card in his left hand). This is easy to guess. Pew pew pew! Pew pew pew! CY: (itCa) Ultraman! HJ: (iM) That’s right! Good!

[19] HJ: (iM) Now we’re just missing a verb. The verb in the front CWJ: (itCa) Just missing a word. Your daddy and mummy tell you to go and meet a girl today. With me… what do you call this action?

[20] CY: (itCa) Ultraman’s action? CWJ: (itCa) Not Ultraman!!!!!! HJ: dies in background CWJ: (itCa) Nothing to do with Ultraman anymore!!!!!! Yang Di: Aaahhhhhhh!!!!!! WHD: SHOOK

[21] TJC: (iM) Oh my god! I can watch a whole season of them playing this! CY: god save me CWJ: (itCa) There’s no more Ultraman now!

[22] TJC: can’t even sit in his fucking seat anymore CWJ: (itCa) Now it’s me and you. Then Daddy and Mummy tell me you are a handsome boy, that you are going to be my boyfriend CY: (itCa) Date? HJ: (iM) Before a date

[23] HJ: (iM) The first date CY: (itCa) Strangers? eyes sparkling with hope HJ: (iM) AhhHH yes–yes… The two strangers go to the park for a first date that was arrange by their parents. That’s called… CWJ: anticipation TJC: does he finally get it

[24] Show effects: tense piano music CY: (itCa and once more with ABSOLUTE fucking confidence) Park. HJ: K.O. of the century

[25] HJ: (iM) Can we get Cheng Yi to be a regular? Just to play this CY: SHY TJC: in proper Cantonese The second word is… Show effects: kissing sounds

[26] CY: (itCa) Kissing ah? They’re meeting for the first time and they’re already kissing ah? TJC, WHD: ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GONE HJ: choking goose INTENSIFIES

[27] CY: SHY (iM) I’m wrong, I… HJ: (iM) Blind date YD: (iM) Blind date! Blind date!

#userdramas #asiandramanet #hello saturday #你好星期六 #hi6 #hi6edit #*transl #*gifs #adnbingo #wang hedi #zhang linghe #cheng yi #tan jianci #cy variety #tuserashinlae #roserayne #useryd #lextag #every time i watch this I FUCKING LOSE IT #pls watch this i swear you'll have the time of your life

[coffee-at-annies]

Okay last thing for tonight. I made a meme to encapsulate how I feel about winning against the undefeated avs after a three game losing streak

#pens lb #anne watches hockey #memes #sis was comparing pens to the pirates who only show up to ruin a cy young pitchers era or to make an absolute fool of the other team #and I was like yeah you right #that is the shitsburgh way

[sunshine-zenith]

TWO fairies who grant wishes for you? No, one fairy, plus the guy who lives in her house, hangs out with her when she’s working, and is legally bound to her by marriage

#fairly oddparents #cosmo/Wanda #timmy turner #wanda fairywinkle cosma #cosmo cosma #cy art #remy buxaplenty #cy fanart #I remember being a kid watching this show and thinking ‘it’s lowkey messed up that Timmy just gets two fairies just because they’re married’ #especially as Cosmo got flanderized from a cool street smart guy to The Idiot(tm) — how is he still qualified to #be basically a Magical Foster Parent For Kids In Need? #bam he was never qualified but not because he’s ‘not smart’ but because he was a rebel without a cause and now he relocates with his spouse #whenever she gets a new assignment #and if he grants a few wishes on the sly himself? it’s because He’s Above The Law

[bitchthefuck1]

The thing is that Kendall is Logan but Roman is Logan except Roman is also Rose but Shiv is Rose except Shiv is also Ewan but Kendall is Ewan. Hope this helps.

#see it's like a cy—[gunshots] #the girls that get it get it #succession #succession season 4 #kendall roy #roman roy #shiv roy #siobhan roy #logan roy #ewan roy #rose roy #they're the two boys in the boat shes the daughter killed by her brothers hes the sibling maybe killed by his older brother hes the brother #who watched his little brother get beaten hes the boy who was sent away shes the ethical voice hes his father's son

[extreme-neutral]

Somewhere in Sidestep multiverse:

Two thieves joining their powers

They are infamous villains. A force to be reckoned with.

Starring @just-a-tiny-goldfish 's ✨Orellia✨

#no really he stole that calculator from some corpo #as a tech prototype for sale #it IS fancy #Ok this one is more narrow and personal but I couldn't help myself #I'm sneaking silly shit into the fandom #while it's in hibernation and noone's watching #Also smallest pony weighs like whole 35 killos #like a big-ass dog but more concentrated #but Cy will manage #fhr #fallen hero if #my art #Orellia Becerra #cyrus becker #Sidestep multiverse #chibi art

[sarah-yyy]

OKAY i've had like. a few hours to process the emotional damage that a journey to love has dealt on me and i've decided to focus on the fact that they gave me the one other thing i really wanted from the show (besides all of my ldt boys being happy and ALIVE) which was for li tongguang to call ning yuanzhou 师丈. i can live with that.

#also appreciate that last scene with chu yue but also wtf tbh #also wish we got to see more of married ltg/yy I WAS INTO IT #i mean i was also into ltg/cy and yl/yy too but also THE POTENTIAL ltg/yy has #sarah watches tv #ajtl spoilers #a journey to love spoilers

[cy-fi-theansweris42]

OK SO LET’S TALK ABOUT DARIUS AND ALADOR IN THAT LAST PART OF THE FINALE

Before I get into that though, I want to say that from what we’ve seen, I think Darius and Alador have some kind of potentially romantic history during their Hexside days. Maybe they started dating a little, maybe they were going to, or maybe Darius said he had feelings for Alador, but no matter what it is, I think there was some kind of romantic history that eventually ended badly, leading to Darius calling Alador “a hack” and the rivalry they seemed to have in season 2.

So now, let me show a few images from the scene right after Alador successfully removed a coven sigil.

Ok so let’s look at the progression here. Initially, Darius is amazed, literally his mouth is wide open and he’s starting because it worked, the coven sigil is gone.  Then, in his amazement, he grabs Alador and starts shaking him, kind of like in a “are you seeing this, look it worked, did you see that??” kind of way. He’s amazed, he’s excited, he’s reaching for Alador and then-- And then Darius realizes what he’s doing.

Now, before I continue to ramble here, I want to point out that in order for Darius to become the Abomination Coven head and successfully be a rebel without being caught or raise suspicions, he had to be a very, very, good actor. Because of the toxic work environment that the castle was and what probably would have happened if anyone found out that Darius was a rebel (looks at the Conformatorium and possibly the petrification ceremony because at that point Darius potentially would have been viewed as a threat to Belos), Darius has been acting for a while. (Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if putting on an act was second nature to him by this point but that’s another ramble in itself, lol).

Now, back to the scene. When Darius realizes what he’s doing, he freezes. He was visibly excited, no act, no mask, and suddenly he was very close to Alador. And what did he do? He instantly moved away, turning away from Alador.

Let’s look at Darius’ body language here. Now to me, just about everything with Darius in that last image reads as defensive. He was close to Alador, and then once he realized what he was doing he instantly turned away from Alador. He’s leaning away from Alador, he has his arms crossed over his chest, which also reads as defensive, and he looks upset. Not glaring at Alador, which you’d think he would do if he was still keeping with the whole “Alador’s a hack” thing, just upset.

Or, at least half of his face does. 

Let’s look at just the left half of his face for a moment. There’s a slight blush, he has one eye closed, and the side of his mouth there is turned up almost in a smile. With just that half of his expression in mind, it makes me think of someone who has a crush. Now the right half of his face. Even with just that part of his expression in mind, he doesn’t look mad at Alador, or trying to play the part of a rival... he looks upset. Hurt. Maybe a little tired. To me, it looks like someone who’s trying to remind themselves not to do something because they don’t want to get hurt.

Honestly, to me it looks like Darius is trying to tell himself not to get too close to Alador. To me, it looks like he went on the defensive, that he’s upset with himself and trying to tell himself “don’t go down this road again, you only got hurt the last time”.

My own headcanon is that Darius and Alador started dating during their Hexside days, but then Odalia made Alador break things off with Darius. It lead to a bad breakup, or at least one with a lot of hurt feelings in Darius’ case, which then led to the rivalry thing they have going on in season 2. If that’s the case, then that would explain Darius’ reactions in this scene. I admit, I could be wrong, but I think it’s a possible theory.

#The Owl House #TOH #The Owl House spoilers #TOH spoilers #Watching and Dreaming #Watching and Dreaming spoilers #Alador Blight #Darius Deamonne #Cy rambles #Aladarius #I think that's their ship name??? #Honestly it's been a minutes since I was on Tumblr for these two lol #I have so many thoughts and headcanons about Darius and his backstory #Backstories my beloved

[marymekpop]

I’d crawl into my bed after a hectic day and it’d always feel like something very important was missing. I also had trouble sleeping. But then I found you. The missing piece.

#crash course in romance #korean drama #jung kyung ho #jeon do yeon #mygif #look im tired of repeating myself #im tired of them #im tired of how dARN CUTE THEY ARE #im smiling like a fool watching these 2 be all cute and lovey dovey #and the way cy showed up at 5am outside of hs house for a fish market date?? #CHI YEOL MY GUY #HES A KEEPER!! #hs got herself a good one!! #im jealous #for the 500th time when will it be my turn #not hs and cy casually having a fish market date at 5am to go on a yacht date the same day #only to end up at the hospital only to spend the night together #ksksks #it sure was an eventful day wasnt it #also ima need hs and cy and the entire hs family to run away from donghui #like they need to get as far away as possible from that dangerous man #i dont want him near my parents or my family! #noPE NOPE NOPE NOPE #ill be ur assistant for FREE cy #hire ME! #ill stay up until 3am with you!!

[marvelsassbutts]

trying to write carolmaria during my richonne brain rot is proving to be quite a challenge

#becahse see how rick and michonne know HOW TO ACT RIGHT ?! #reunite and STAY. PUT. #omfgggg #carolmaria ... watch ur back. #carolmaria #richonne #cy writes

[reluctant-mandalore]

"I'm ok Dad."

I'm not crying, you're crying-

#the mandalorian #paz vizsla #mando spoilers #cy watches #cy watches mando #ragnar

[heretoreadmyfics]

FUCK

falls down the musical stairs

NO WAIT I DONT WANNA GO BACK TO 2017

keeps falling

#musicals #Cy speaks #I watched dear Evan Hansen the other night and I have so many thoughts #dear evan hansen #be more chill #heathers the musical #heathers #hamilton #*asdf movie stair falling sounds*

[lucky38s]

we could get somebody else, but we want someone like you

#thegraymanedit #the gray man #ryan gosling #sierra six #claire fitzroy #graymanedit #anyway i have way too many feelings please understand i'm feeling insane at this time #seeing mcr in nyc with cy and then watching this movie right afterward Did Something to me :) #riotgifs

[sunshine-zenith]

Wasabi — Little Mix

#just dance #gif #I just really like this dance #ayla just dance #Nao just dance #cy gifs #if you watch long enough they’ll synk up I promise

[madohomurat]

i feel like there should be a limit to how many ads a person is allowed to be shown in their entire life. like 100 ads and then its illegal for you to ever show me an ad again. the company owes me $1000 for every ad they accidentally show me after that

#cy texts #i grew up watching television which means ive met my ad quota at the ripe age of like. 2 years old

[glasnowt]

tonight's final line: 7 IP, 3 H, 0 R, 0 BB, 14 K

#cy young season upon us mayhaps ? #tyler glasnow #baseball #los angeles dodgers #i actually got to watch this live FINALLY <3 #!!!!!! #man im having so much fun watching the dodgers this year