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#cw: gas
ask-feederjin · 2 years
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hi jin !! coukd u tell us how the boys are gas wise now theyve gained some weight ?
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CW: GAS AND EPROCTO INCOMING! ~DON'T LIKE DON'T READ~
[YOU CAN PRETEND THIS ISN'T CANON IF IT BOTHERS YOU. I WILL NOT BE UPSET AT ALL.]
Hmm, interesting question >:) Lemme give you an idea of what it’s like living with 6 constantly stuffed grown men...
Yoongi: He’s not gassy a lot, mostly because he’s not a fan of sudden and large meals. The constant snacking doesn’t really disrupt his digestive system enough to give him lots of gas. He is however, the most shameless of them when it does happen. He just doesn’t care about being polite about it. He told me that when he gave up on following societies expectations of how his body should look like, he let go of his hold ups and embarrassment about pretty much everything else, too. Hell, I’m pretty sure he’d try wearing diapers just to not have to stand up and walk to the bathroom if he knew he could get away with it.
Hobi: The most sensitive stomach of the lot. Anything and everything gives him gas. It’s not all the time though, only after a meal. But the meal could be made out of any ingredient and be any size and he’d be belching and farting afterwards. The poor guy is super self conscious though! He tries so hard to hold it in, but it really only makes it worse.
Joon: Joonie actually is one of the boys who gets off on being bloated and gassy. He’s said that the dirtiness of it, plus the humiliation are why it turns him on. He especially loves helplessly letting it rip in public places. I like to pretend to make a big deal about it, scolding him for being a slob. Even though I’m his biggest enabler >:)
Jimin: Jimin only gets bloated and gassy when completely stuffed. Even then, he’s pretty good at pretending he isn’t and holding it in. I’ve learned to tell when he is, so when he’s pretending everything’s fine, I’ll sneak up behind him, pretend to feel him tummy, only to squeeze it! He doesn’t expect it, so he usually lets out massive, warm farts. So loud that all of us can hear! He pretends to be embarrassed, but like Namjoon he actually likes it.
Tae: Similar to Yoongi, Tae just doesn't mind letting rip whenever he feels he needs to. He likes being pampered, so belly rubs always lead to me or the others massaging out gas. He likes the feeling of pressure relief. To him its more a comfort thing than something that turns him on.
JK: Kookie equates his goal of being the fattest with being the slobbiest. He loves triggering digestive upset in order to show off how lazy and out of shape he is. He likes to have someone cuddle with him, only to pass gas on them. Forcing the person to smell his farts. He’s also the second loudest right after Jimin, but not the smelliest. That’d be poor Hobi.
Hope that helps! <3
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ghostpotion · 1 month
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What are they doing to our boys
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lemorgochan · 3 months
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playing around at 2 am
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room-of-lies · 3 months
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I personally hope she's insane
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tiktaalic · 10 months
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My dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called “supernatural bts” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw brad buckner and his hag eugenie ross leming
My buddy Misha pacing: The CW is lying to us
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chiscribbs · 2 months
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Whoop- looks like April's joining the fight! Don't question where she got the bat.
Continuation of this @tmntaucompetition thread! Feat. @noval1t @shiveagit
[Grown Apart AU]
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gorryb · 2 months
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stick with you till the end
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the awesome phighting x .flow au that only exists in my head
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true detective & "darkness on the edge of town" by bruce springsteen [on youtube]
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You n’ me aren’t too different from that tripe there, y’know. Ya overcook any ol’ meat, it’ll get way too tough to eat. But not tripe. Gettin’ burned just makes it better. Gotta burn it over n’ over, ’till it’s black as night. Only way to bring out the flavor. We gotta keep gettin’ burned, you n’ me. No matter how much we try n’ gussy it up, we’re yakuza to the very core. Worst cut o’ meat there is. Kinda like this trashy tripe here, huh? Yup. That’s why we gotta hop back on the fire. Tripe that ain’t burned through don’t even deserve the plate it comes on. But once ya char it nice n’ black... That’s when it takes on some meanin’. Yakuza these days forget that.
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frosted-co0kies · 10 months
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This series got me out of 4 month long artblock. Everyone read Now
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Yakuza characters always initiate sex time by ripping off their clothes. I don't make the rules
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room-of-lies · 1 month
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served cunt and died, poor bastard
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khytal · 5 months
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the one-way mirror
extra:
version without the cracked glass:
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-crack running through the golden button (his attorney badge) was deliberate, in reference to the confidence he lost when emi was killed
-this is like...early game yagami and the ad-9 eye represents "truth", which has been there from the beginning, but he doesn't/can't see it yet
-with a one-way mirror, people on the side that has light can't see through it while the ones on the other side in darkness can
-so this is also a "shed light on the truth" kind of piece x')
and finally the original from 2021 o(-<
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it's technically a redraw but this was just something I threw together while experimenting with coloring over sketch lines, so I didn't go out of my way to make it look amazing (or whatever I considered to be a high-effort piece at the time)
tbh as much as I like the way I did the cracked mirror in the new version, I prefer how the blood drips in the old one x) the eye also stands out a lot more in the old piece
I think by completely changing the composition I lost a lot of what made the original piece really striking, but skill-wise the new one is definitely miles better (though it's hardly a fair comparison in that regard since I wasn't trying to make a masterpiece the first time. so it's not surprising that one looks far more refined than the other lol)
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