#cutesy shit today mfers

[stanknotstark]

Laundry Day

“Whoa, kid, hold up, what are you about to do with that suit?” Tony asked after you had passed him in the hallway with a basket of laundry, your suit mixed in with your clothes.

“I’m going to wash it...” You said, scrunching up your face as if Tony was being stupid. To be fair it was a stupid question even if the man had probably never done his own laundry before. 

“You....” Tony started chuckling, bringing a hand to his face, his laughing getting louder. “Wait you wash your suit?” He gasped out as his chuckles had turned into full blown laughter.

You felt a little defensive and hit Tony’s shoulder with yours as you passed him.

“What’s wrong with you.” You said under your breath.

“Wait, wait, y/n, I’m sorry it’s just-” Tony finally calmed his laughing down to little chuckles and giggles here and there. “The suit is made of nano tech.”

“Ok?” You rearranged the basket to your hip, stopping in the hallway.

“Nano tech doesn’t necessarily get dirty, the way it works is that it’s...” Tony looked up at the ceiling trying to say this in a way you’d understand. Finally deciding he looked back at you serious. “Think of it as skin, you know skin generally falls off and goes through mitosis right?”

You nodded.

“Well it’s like that, skin usually regenerates every 3 to 7 days if you were to get a cut or something, nano tech is a bit faster than that though, so it actually cleans itself, you don’t have to wash it....”

You stood there, both of you, in silence looking at each other before you went off like a bomb,

“Tony, I’ve been washing this suit for MONTHS and you’re just telling me this?”

Tony started laughing again, almost wheezing. 

“Do you know how hard it is to get this shit dry, I have spent HOURS-Oh my God I’m literally going to kill you Tony!” You said dropping the basket and chasing Tony down the hallway, his laughter echoing in the hallway.

#tony stark #my writing #dabble #iron man #laundry day #cutesy shit today mfers #cute #tony stark x reader #im tagging it as that but i didn't really have a relationship in mind for this #just kinda like #platonic friends #but if you want to read into it that's ok too #^^