#curiosity may have killed the cat but at least it died with a full tummy

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Jaws and Sam going to the grocery store/farmers market together. They need the perfect ingredients for their recipes. It gets to the point that the people working start to recognize them as regulars.

That store membership card go crazy-

"Back again so soon you guys?"

Sam and Jaws turned to see one of the part time employees, Daniel, who was restocking the baked goods. "Yeah, we gotta pick up groceries this time. We might look for some extra stuff though."

Daniel set the last cake on top of the display, "Right right. You lookin' for anything specifically?"

Sam and Jaws looked at each other before turning back to the young employee. Jaws raised a brow, "Actually, do you guys still sell the two-liter sized Mountain Dew Voltage and Code Red?"

Daniel readily nodded, turning to walk in the direction of the soft drink aisle, Sam and Jaws following after him. Walking to the far end of the soft drinks, behind the normal Mountain Dew sat the blue and red bottles. "We had one of the last shipments before it was discontinued in the area. Yusef sneaks one home every so often, but no customers really bother with the stuff. What do you guys need this for?"

Sam spoke up while Jaws started reaching up to grab a bottle of the blue soda. " A friend of ours *Peter* put us on to GMM. We're gonna try to make a Mountain Dew Sundae. We just need the stuff to make it."

Daniel's eye's squinted involuntarily, "Mountain Dew...Ice cream?"

Jaws tuned back in, shuffling a green, blue and red two-liter in their arms. "This can't be the weirdest shit you've heard us make."

A quick laugh left the employee's lips, "Well, you're right about that!"

Sam brought over the cart as Jaws carefully set the soda in it. Sam offered a quick handshake to the employee, "Thanks man, we'll let you know how it turns out for sure. We might even make you some extra,"

"I'm pretty curious, so I'll look forward to that then."

#jaws au #sam and jaws are the avengers’ try guys basically #jaws and sam bonding time #you can't tell me that sam and jaws don't watch good mythical morning #bc that mountain dew sundae looked bomb as hell #the two of them passed *odd* recipes long ago #they're willing to try anything at this point #because who doesn't love good food??? #jaws is into it #sam encourages jaws #curiosity may have killed the cat but at least it died with a full tummy #wanda: why are three liters of mountain due in the same bag with the produce??? #wanda is *tired* y’all #nat is so *tired* y’all #because literally WHAT ARE Y'ALL DOING #as long as jaws doesn't wind up sick they can get away with this shakanery #and most of the ones sam and jaws pick turn out to be good anyways #sam and jaws just want to try tasty food #they aren't purposefully trying *nasty* food #that shit's not cute #jaws can be wholesome #sam wilson #jaws maximoff #mutant!reader #j. headcanons #j.blurbs #ib/jaws #ib-jc.