#crossoint

[cantofworms]

if there’s one thing the west did right is having thirty fast food places ten chain restaurants and 272994 gas stations always open on. every road and off ramp

#me fighting for my life in Europe last month eating one (1) crossoint in the morning then having to wait until 7pm to eat a tiny ass meal #unless it was pasta ig vs constantly eating throughout the day and getting satisfying portions w enough for leftover Everywhere you go #which is good for a bitch who gets hangry very easily #also Vanilla Coke😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰😍🥰😍😍😍

[seungkwanschicken]

quoting @map0fthes0ul7 because this is immediately what I thought of when I saw these photos.

"Till he creates a dent in my uterus, till my lips deform (both), till my cervix is the shape of his tip, till the bed breaks and we continue on the floor and the floor breaks and we continue on the ground and the ground breaks amd we continue until we reach the bedrock, till his body accidentally uses his cursed technique from the blood I'd shed, till my body learns his cursed technique, till his vocabulary is only my name, till every bone in my body breaks, till all the pumped up 1000 years worth of cum is inside me and i look like crossoint filled with mayonnaise, till the epidermis of my skin tears, till the whole neighbourhood knows what our names are, till the entire neighbourhood smells like an aquarium and looks like s shore with only sea foam, till the neighbours call the police, till the police cuffs our hands and puts us in separate cells, till the inmates complain about us touching ourselves amd moaning eachothers names across the jail, till we sent into an asylum."

#choi seungcheol #daddy cheol #need him to consume me #screw that I WANNA CONSUME HIM #need this man SO FUCKING BAD #scoups

[pururin]

theres no way im known as the burnt crossoint man at work now, theres no way everyone in my department knows

[olichat-reads]

Imagine | ProHero!Bakugou x Villain!Reader #3

Summary: your sides on the field doesn't waver your loyalties to each other

a/n: i haven't posted any fics in a hot minute so i'll just.. yeah.

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You don't even bother looking up when you heard your front door being unlocked, having gotten the heads up from the distinct way your bestfriend fucking stomps all throughout the hallway before he reached the door to your apartment.

"Oi. I haven't seen you in awhile."

"Mm. I've got a big mission to plan for," you mumbled distractedly, going over the newest tips your informant sent in.

Bakugou gave you a once over before walking over to nudge you aside from your laptop, save the document you were working on and promptly shutting it. "Hey-"

"Ass in the kitchen. Now," he all but demanded you, with an underlying threatening glint in his eyes. How dare he. In your own home too. You scoffed at the absolute gall of this man but begrudgingly shuffled after him anyways.

"You look like shit," He snarked as if your exhaustion was the greatest inconvenience in his life. "Stayed home the past 3 weeks and you didn't have time to look after yourself?"

"Its a big mission, Katsu," you clarified, as you slid into a seat at your little kitchen counter, resting your chin onto the palm your hand, watching your bestfriend squirrel around the kitchen with familiar ease.

"Could've asked me for help," he said, not sparing you a glance as he dug your drawers for forks. You raised an inquiring eyebrow at that.

"Its for work, Katsu."

"And?" The bastard popped a pink mochi- your last pink mochi- left on the defenseless countertop into his mouth, chewing loudly. You felt your eye twitch. How dare.

"My villain work?"

"I am aware," he deadpanned.

You couldn't help but huff fondly at that, taking the box of takeout he offered your direction. You smiled at the sight of your favourite order. He even got you that cream cheese crossoint you loved so much even though he says the price is a crime all on its own. You'll forgive him for the mochi theft. Just this once.

"I'm planning to take down some pretty big names, you know?" You started, snapping your chopsticks to mix your food idly, before raising your gaze to meet his. "Dead or alive."

Red eyes held yours.

"My statement still stands."

You stared at each other for a moment, unwavering, both unwilling to back down from where you stood. Eventually, you conceded first.

"Katsu, you're the number one pro hero in Japan. You can't get caught being associated with a villain. Much less actively help me out with the illegal stuff."

"Who said anything about getting caught? I'm not number one for no reason."

You had to huff a laugh at that. "I doubt the reason is to help a villain though, Ground Zero."

"I'm helping you, dumbass."

You blinked at that, before tilting your head, confused.

"That doesn't change anything? I am a villain." Katsuki rolled his eyes like you were the being so fucking stupid.

"Are you now?"

"Yes? Wh-" you tripped over your own words, apalled at what Bakugou was trying to say. "I am. I'm villain Red. Top 5 most wanted villains in Musutafu. Succeeded in evading three top 10 Pro Hero during the biggest heist in Musutafu in the last decade. Responsible for the serial assasination of multiple big named Pros and political figures. Do I need to go on?"

"Yeah, yeah, no need to read me your entire evil resume-"

"ExcUse mE-"

"It doesn't matter," your bestfriend said with such finality, his eyes blazing with an intensity that made your jaw clicked shut. "You're still that snot-nosed brat I promised to watch her back because her situational awareness is shit."

"First of all. We were 8, Katsu. Secondly, rude. I've gotten way better and you know it."

"You're also the same Y/n that cried herself into a panic attack because you couldn't save that kid, even when it wasn't your fault. The same Y/n who has standards even when it comes to crime and isn't afraid to make it known to the rest of the world, good and bad. You may be gray but I know for a fact your victims aren't as sporadic as you make them seem. You're not the big, bad villain you let the world see. I know that."

You had to huff out a ghost of a laugh at that. Of course the great Ground Zero saw through your facade as a feral assasin with body counts piling up faster than

"Your point?"

"I trust you." with my everything went unsaid, but you heard it all the same. Clear as the day. You couldn't help but falter, any protests or arguments ready to slip of your tongue dissolving into exasperated fondness you had for this stupid blonde in front of you.

"..Thanks, Katsu."

You knew if he ever asked for help for his side of the job, you wouldn't hesitate for a second. It was a risk you're willing to take, every time, if it meant keeping your best friend alive. Sometimes it was hard to believe that this devotion went both ways.

"Ok. Now that we all that gross mushy stuff aside," Bakugou started, making you laugh. "Who are we killing?" And there goes the moment, you sighed, rolling your eyes.

"Katsu, I swear. You need to turn down the condoning crime thing. You're making me nervous."

"Tsk. And to think you were just bragging about being the top 5 wanted villains-"

"I can still make it to top three if I kill you now, you know. So, shut it, Ground Zero," you growled, only to bristle even further at the feral grin that spread over your bestfriend's face.

"There's the big scary villain-"

"I will throw you out the fucking window don't TEMPT me-"

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a/n: i have a bunch of unfinished drafts that i might just post as is and call em drabbles bc CLEARLY. they're not gonna be finished anytime soon :')

#bakugou x reader #oliwrites #bakugou fluff

[dandelions-could-never]

You.

You’re my best freind, I met you eight months ago, you held me while I cried after the incident, we sit on the floor between classes, you want to drop out, I can’t drop out, I want to be an artist, you don’t know what you want to be, I’m your favorite person, you’ve stopped me being run over, we have a suicide pact so neither of us do it becuase we don’t want to hurt the other, you listen to my rambling about fandom, I listen to your rambling about Drag Race, you hold my heart in your hands, I’m older than you, you’re green, I’m red, we’re binary stars in each others orbit, you need help, I’m getting help, we’re codependent, you think I had it worse, I think you had it worse, people think we’re dating, I’m in love with you, I’d cut off my hand before I willingly hurt you, you hold my head in your hands and I feel safe, we’re entirely platonic, we’re a secret third thing, I’m going to be in your life forever, I’m already greiving losing you, you threw a stuffed crossoint at my head once, you filmed my monologue, I’ve memorised your face, I want to dye my hair purple, you want to cut yours short, I call you deer, you call me a cat, I’m going to miss you so so much when you leave me becuase everybody leaves eventually even if it feels like forever.

You know who you are.

#mine #poetry

[quillpokebiology]

Venting about my Inteleon

Look. I love Squirt 'till the end of the Earth. She was my first pokemon, and without her, I wouldn't have gotten to where I am today.

But MY ARCEUS need to vent for a sec. Because this thing has about James Pond level confidence here. She also remind me a bit of that one ditto from the one Poryflix? Their name was Double Trouble, I think.

She has flirted with everyone on my team, opponent pokeom, and other wild pokemon. She also has a crush on this one greninja named Hinto. And I have to deal with that bullshit-

She's also incredibly sneaky? Combine that with inteleons intelligence, and it becomes a whole other thing. At this point, I think she just does it for the meme at this point. (SHE STOLE MY CROSSOINT AND ATE IT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME LITTLE DINGUS)

Plus, Squirt is a drama queen and makes a big deal out of EVERYTHING.

(Translation: Stole my bed >:(

#sorry if i seem bitter #she stole my croissont #and i was really looking forward to it #inteleon #pokemon biologist #quill talks #pokemon irl #irl pokemon #pokemon #pokeblogging #pokeblr #pokeblog #rotomblr #pkmn irl #rotumblr #irl pkmn #pokemon roleplay #fidough #my art

[ultimate-snek]

(The joke with the "name my new hair color" post is that it's not really a new color but Strange is poking fun at like the haily beiber glazed chocolate caramel crossoint hair thats just brown and magic jelly blueberry snail nails that are just blue. just thought you might like to be in on it but if you don't care sorry for bugging you)

please I’m not online enough for this what is haily beiber glazed chocolate caramel croissant hair what is brown and magic jelly blueberry snail nails that’s are just blue

#kat meows

[lichdragon-fortissax]

listen i know the crossoint hat is kinda funky, but remove it and yeah i can see why radagon knocked rennala up at least three times. Goddamn

#nsft #shes got that pretty breedable look

[thecopycatanon]

cronus more like crossoints

howvber you spell that

how funny!

They do not get the joke.

#-@thecopycatanon

[t4tbedehopmar]

corrsiant crossiant crosaint cors cros . . crossoint crossiant dipped in some lovely tea

NO. NO QUASO IN TEA EW

#💌 #Ꮺ ꒱ zai ! ♡ #THE QUASO CAN STAY W THEM FRENCH >:c

[webginz]

omg im posting a lot im sorry.

why are the french known for baguettes? like why is that the stereotypical french thing. i like crosoints crisounts crossoints croissants!!

[mercyofempty]

watched the ovenbreak timegaurd cutscenes yesterday out of curiosity and crossoint cookie saying something like "ok gingerbrave only YOU can notice the differences between timelines" and immediatly seeing skater cookie and holding my breath waiting for gingerbrave to be like "wait.. whos that cookie" only to find out devisis just sniped him from the story sometime between now and that event

#wispy.txt #gingerbrave the cookie GINGERBEAVE SKATWRCOOKIE IS RIGHT BEHINDYOYU

[mrs-bakugou]

okh, the no lube paragraph aside, i found this one on insta today😭

Till he creates a dent in my uterus, till my lips deform (both), till my cervix is the shape of his tip, till the bed breaks and we continue on the floor and the floor breaks and we continue on the ground and the ground breaks amd we continue until we reach the bedrock, till his body accidentally uses his cursed technique from the blood I'd shed, till my body learns his cursed technique, till gojos vocabulary is only my name, till every bone in my body breaks, till all the pumped up 1000 years worth of cum is inside me and i look like crossoint filled with mayonnaise, till the epidermis of my skin tears, till the whole neighbourhood knows what our names are, till the entire neighbourhood smells like an aquarium and looks like s shore with only sea foam, till the neighbours call the police, till the police cuffs our hands and puts us in separate cells, till the inmates complain about us touching ourselves amd moaning eachothers names across the jail, till we sent into an asylum and we resume our session there, till the psychiatric gives up and watches us in defeat, till I get pregnant and give birth while still doing him, till we get old and musty, till he gives me the last thrust on his last breath and I take his last pump and last view.

#i am dying #welp #gojo

[e-m-p-error]

The Ice-skating rink opened, do you want to go? ~ Queen Beelzebub to Ozzie

More Christmas-related Starters  🎄

[ Ozzie ]

"Did it, now?"

Ozzie sat up a little more, popping the rest of the enormous chocolate crossoint he was eating into his mouth. She really did have a way with food, and he couldn't deny he'd probably eaten too many of them while he'd been hanging out with her. Talking over pastry was always a good afternoon in his book.

Uncrossing his legs, he scooted forward in his chair, bending over the table a little bit to grab the tea kettle again. Carefully pouring himself another cup, he took a sip after setting the kettle down once more.

"Sure, I don't see why not. Gonna have to get my skates, I think. Unless you're thinking of going topside?"

#It’s Best To Keep Me Pleased (Answered Asks) #And The Word On The Street Is That You Sleep With Everyone You Meet (σzzιє) #(Ozzie and Beelzebub - Cxffeshxp) #cw food

[sttropezpartygiri]

Today I ate 2 pickle, half of a chocolate crossoint

1 pizza margarita, and 1 slice of those rolled up cake things

[watford-herts-london]

Morrisons manager gets angry at customer before using offensive name calling

A manager was caught on camera calling a customer offensive name as he tried to the savvy customer. A customer who was in-store shopping late evening after 9pm had spotted one of the staff members marking down end-use by date crossoints, but instead of putting it on display, they rushed to the checkout, scanned it and bagged it. The customer asked if there was any available for customers. The…

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