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Holy Merry Crisismas | 聖なるメリー苦離須摩須

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Event Period: 15 of December - 27 of December 2022

FEATURED CHARACTERS

Featured cards: Manjiro Sano / Ken Ryuguji

Event box: Takashi Mitsuya

Event pass: Takemichi Hanagaki

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STORY TRANSLATION

EVENT - PART 1

[ MIKEY rolls in a shop lottery ]

Shopping Street Man

大当たり~~。金賞　豪華ホテルクリスマスディナー券プレゼント！

Jackpot!~~ The grand prize is a voucher for a Christmas dinner at a luxury hotel!

MIKEY

豪華ホテルクリスマスディナー券・・・

Christmas dinner at a luxury hotel…

TAKEMICHI

はぁ~もうすぐクリスマスだ��ていうのにクリスマスデートのプランが全然思いつかねぇ~

ヒナに「素敵! 大好き!!」って思ってもらえる最高のデートにしたいのに!

Hah~ It’s almost Christmas, but I can’t think of what to do for a Christmas date~.

I wanna give Hina the best date ever so she thinks “THIS IS GREAT! I LOVE YOU!”

PEH-YAN

よぉー、タケミっち

Yo, Takemitchy

TAKEMICHI

べーやん君!どうしたんすか、こんなところで

Peh-yan-kun! What are you doing in a place like this?

PEH-YAN

オマエを探してたんだよこれ、マイキーがオマエに渡してくれってさ

I was looking for you cause Mikey wanted me to give this to you.

TAKEMICHI

ん？手紙っすか？

Hm? A letter?

PEH-YAN

じゃーなオレの用はこれだけだから

Aight, well that’s all I’m here for

TAKEMICHI

え、あ。ありがとうございます！

マイキー君からわざわざ手紙?カードっぽいけど･･････なになに

Eh? Ah. Thanks a lot!

Mikey actually went to the trouble of writing a letter? But it looks like a card… Let’s see.

LETTER

第一回クリスマスだよ東京卍會腕相撲大会のお知らせ

東卍メンバーでガチンコの腕相撲大会を行う

全員地図に書かれた場所に集まるように!

ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE 1ST CHRISTMAS TOKYO MANJI ARM WRESTLING TOURNAMENT

We will be holding an arm wrestling tournament between the Toman members.

Everyone must gather at this place written on the map!

TAKEMICHI

腕相撲大会! ?そんな･･････ボコボコにされる未来しかみえねぇんだけど・・・・・・

An arm wrestling tournament!? No way… I can only see myself getting absolutely destroyed.

LETTER

優勝賞品は高級ホテルのクリスマスディナー券だ

まぁ、こんなの欲しいやつはいないかもだけど誰が東卍で一番強い男か決めようぜ!

P.S The top prize is a Christmas dinner voucher at a luxury hotel.

Well, it’s unlikely that there’s anyone in Toman who wants something like this so let’s see who’s the strongest in Toman!

TAKEMICHI

クリスマスディナー券!? しかも高級ホテル!!!

A Christmas dinner!? And at a luxury hotel?!!!

HINA (TAKEMICHI’S IMAGINATION)

すごい...!こんな素敵なホテルのディナーをヒナの為に用意してくれたの

嬉しい...タケミチくん、大好き！！

This is amazing! You prepared such a wonderful dinner just for me?

I’m so happy… Takemichi-kun, I love you!!

TAKEMICHI

ーゴクリ

*GULP*

。。。

MIKEY

よぉ、みんな。今日はよく集まってくれたな

今から、第一回クリスマスだよ東卍腕相撲大会を開催する

ルールは簡単。AチームとBチームに分かれたトーナメント戦だ

AチームとBチームで勝ち残った二人が最後決勝戦を行い

勝者には豪華ホテルクリスマスディナー一券を贈呈する

ズルは無しだ。全員、正々堂々戦ってくれ!

Right, everyone. You all had a good time today?

From now, we’ll be holding the first Christmas Toman Arm Wrestling Tournament.

The rules are simple. The tournament will be divided into Team A and Team B.

The last two left standing from Team A and Team B will play against each other in the finals.

The winner will receive a voucher for a Christmas dinner at a luxurious hotel.

No cheating. Everyone, you better fight fair and square!

TOMAN MEMBERS

おぉーーー！

YES SIR!

TAKEMICHI

絶対優勝してやる!!!!!! 待ってろよ、ヒナ!!!!!!

I’m definitely gonna win this!!! Just you wait, Hina!!!

MIKEY

あ、あと参加者全員に衣装を用意したから、着替えるように~着なかった奴は不戦敗だからな♡

Ah, and I’ve prepared costumes for all the participants, so please change into them. ‘Cause those who don’t wear them will be eliminated♡

_ _ _ _ _

BEFORE BATTLE

TAKEMICHI

なんとかここまで勝ち進んだぞ！今まであんまり強いヤツに当たんなくてラッキーだった。

これは・・・神様がオレに味方している?

Somehow I managed to make it this far! I’ve been lucky since I haven’t encountered any of the stronger guys yet.

Could it be that… God is on my side?

MITSUYA

おいおい。えらく余裕がありそうだな。オレはそう簡単に負けねぇぞ

Hey, hey. You look pretty laid-back. I’m not gonna lose so easily.

TAKEMICHI

三ツ谷君!

(次の相手は弐番隊隊長の三ツ谷君・・・・・・オレが勝てるのか!?）

イヤ! 何を弱気になってるんだ! ヒナのために絶対勝つ!!!

Mitsuya-kun!

(My next opponent is the Captain of the Second Division, Mitsuya-kun… Can I even win this!?)

No! What am I so cowardly for?! I’m definitely winning this for Hina!!!

MITSUYA

ヘー、ヒナちゃんのためにね。なるほど

Ah, so it’s for Hina’s sake. I see.

TAKEMICHI

あ、オレ声に出てましたか? そういえば三ツ谷君はなんでこの大会に参加したんすか?

こういうのあんまり興味ないと思ってました

Ah, did I say that out loud? Come to think of it, Mitsuya-kun, why did you decide to participate in the tournament?

I didn’t think that you’d be interested in this kind of thing.

MITSUYA

ああ、ルナとマナにさクリスマスディナーってのを食べさせてやりたくて

Ah, I wanted Runa and Mana to eat that Christmas dinner.

TAKEMICHI

みつやくん・・・(ウルウル)

Mitsuya-kun… Uuuuuu

MITSUYA

だからさお互い大切なやつのために正々堂々戦おうぜ!

That’s why. Let’s fight fair and square for our loved ones!

TAKEMICHI

はい！！負けないっすよ！！

Let’s go!! I won’t lose!!

_ _ _ _ _

AFTER BATTLE

TAKEMICHI

(だめだ。ピクリとも動かない。)

(It’s no use. He’s not even budging.)

MITSUYA

タケミっち。それがオマエの本気か?　そんなんじゃオレには勝てないぜ

Takemitchy. Is that seriously all you’ve got? There’s no way you’re gonna beat me like that.

TAKEMICHI

くそ、三ツ谷くん余裕だ勝てる気がしねぇ~

Damn, Mitsuya-kun isn’t letting up. I don’t think I can win this.

DRAKEN

なんだよ。そっちはまだ終わってねぇの? Bリーグは終わったぜー

The hell? You guys ain’t done yet? The B League’s already wrapped up.

TAKEMICHI

(後ろからドラケン君の声? と言うことはドラケン君が Bリーグの優勝者?）

(Is that Draken-kun’s voice behind me? Does that mean that Draken-kun’s the winner of the B League?)

MITSUYA

ブハッ！！！

BAHA!!!

TAKEMICHI

！！！

（三ツ谷君が突然吹き出した!?　理由は分からないけど今がチャンスだ!!!）

うおりゃー!!!

Mitsuya-kun suddenly burst out laughing!? I don’t know why, but now’s my chance!!!

Uraghh!!!

MITSUYA

あっ・・・

Eh…

[ BAM!!! TAKEMICHI slams down MITSUYA's hand ]

REFEREE

勝者、花垣武道！！

The winner is Takemichi Hanagaki!!

TAKEMICHI

よっしゃー！

I DID IT!!!

MITSUYA

やべ、力抜いちまった・・・

タケミっち、決勝戦頑張れよ

Shit, I lost all my strength there…

Good luck in the finals, Takemitchy

TAKEMICHI

ウッス!!　でも急に吹き出したりしてどうしたんすか?

Thanks! But like, what happened when you suddenly started laughing?

MITSUYA

・・・うしろ、見て見るよ。

Behind you, go on and look.

TAKEMICHI

うしろ？

Behind me?

DRAKEN

…

TAKEMICHI

ブハッ!!!

BUHAHA!!!

MITSUYA

その恰好はずるいだろ。

That’s quite the look there.

DRAKEN

チッ、オレだって好きで着てるわけじゃねーよ、マイキーに無理矢理着せられたんだよ。

Ghh, I’m not wearing this because I want to. Mikey forced me to wear it.

TAKEMICHI

アハハ

Ahahaha

DRAKEN

いつまで笑ってんだタケミっちオマエも同じ格好してるだろ

How long you gonna keep laughing？Takemichi, you’re also dressed up as well.

TAKEMICHI

いやいや、ドラケン君がまさかトナカイの角を付ける。なんて･･････ププッ

Nah nah, I can’t believe Draken’s wearing reindeer horns. Seriously… Huhu.

DRAKEN

良い根性してんじゃねぇか

Aren’t you all brave all of a sudden?

TAKEMICHI

あ

Ah.

DRAKEN

Aリーグは絶対オマエが勝ち残れよ。決勝戦で待ってるからよ

Make sure you win the A League. I’ll be waiting for you at the finals.

TAKEMICHI

ウッス・・・がんばります・・・

Sure… I’ll do my best…

_ _ _ _ _

EVENT - PART 2

TAKEMICHI

これでやっと半分か

Aリーグの優勝候補だった三ツ谷君を倒したとはいえまだまだ油断できないな

I’m barely halfway there.

Even though I defeated Mitsuya-kun, who was a candidate for the finals in the A League, I still can’t let my guard down.

MIKEY

タケミっち頑張ってんじゃん

Takemitchy, you’re really giving your all.

TAKEMICHI

マイキー君！

Mikey-kun!

MIKEY

ソッコーで負けると思ってたのに

I thought you were gonna lose right out the bat

TAKEMICHI

ひっでーすよ!　オレ、絶対優勝して豪華ホテルクリスマスディナー券をゲットするんすから!!

That’s so harsh! I’m definitely gonna win and get that luxury hotel Christmas dinner voucher!!

MIKEY

そんなに欲しいんだ。ディナー券

You really want it that bad huh - that dinner voucher.

TAKEMICHI

はい！！！めちゃめちゃ欲しいです！！絶対おれおれオレが手に入れます！！

(そしてヒナと・・・フへへ）

Of course! I really really want it!! I’m definitely gonna get my hands on it!!

(And then Hina’s gonna… fuhehe)

MIKEY

ふーん・・・オレ、ディナー券とか興味なかったらさ

コレ使ってなんか面白れぇことできねぇかなって思い付きで始めたけど

みんな、案外楽しんでくれてるみたいで良かった

Hmm… I wasn’t really interested in the dinner voucher.

I only did this on a whim, thinking I could do something interesting with this

I’m glad that everyone ended up enjoying themselves

TAKEMICHI

マイキー君・・・

Mikey-kun…

MIKEY

頑張れよ、タケミっち

Give it your all, Takemitchy

TAKEMICHI

はい！！！

Yeah!!!

_ _ _ _ _

AROUND MAP

DRAKEN

覚悟してるよ、タケミっち

Prepare yourself, Takemitchy

_ _ _ _ _

BEFORE BATTLE

TAKEMICHI

決勝戦まで進めてしまった・・・！これが愛の力！？待ってろよ、ヒナ！！

I made it to the finals…! Could this be the power of love!? Wait for me, Hina!!

DRAKEN

ほぉ、まさか本当にタケミっちが決勝戦まで勝ち抜くなんてな

天変地異かと思ってたがヒナちゃんのためだったわけね

Woah, I really didn’t think Takemitchy’d make it to the finals.

I thought this was some sort of natural disaster, but you did it all for Hina-chan.

TAKEMICHI

へへ。ドラケン君はエマちゃんのためっすか？

Hehe. Draken-kun, are you doing this for Emma-chan’s sake?

DRAKEN

ためっつーか。絶対優勝してディナー券ゲットしろってうるせーからよ

For her sake? I’m definitely gonna win that dinner voucher and shut you up.

TAKEMICHI

ふ~~~~~ん?

Ooooooh?

DRAKEN

んだよ。言いたいことあるならはっきり言えよ

The hell? If you've got something to say, then say it out right.

TAKEMICHI

そんな、仕方なく~ みたいな感じで言っても知ってるんすよ

ドラケン君、エマちゃんのためにここまで頑張ってですよね

No way, I can’t help it~ I know what's up, even if you say something like that.

Draken-kun, you’ve worked so hard for Emma-chan, haven’t you?

DRAKEN

はあ！？べつに、そんなんじゃねーよ

余計なことくっちゃべってねぇーでさっさとやるぞ!!

Huh!? No way, it’s not like that.

Don’t talk ‘bout shit like that. Let’s hurry up and get this over with!!

_ _ _ _ _

AFTER BATTLE

ダ――――ン

BAM!

DRAKEN

ふっ

Ha.

TAKEMICHI

へ？

Huh?

MITSUYA

うわ、瞬殺じゃんドラケン容赦ねー

Sheesh, that was an instant kill. Draken didn’t go easy on you.

REFEREE

勝者、龍宮寺堅！！

The winner is Ken Ryuguji!!

TAKEMICHI

今何が起こったんだ? オレ、負けたのか...... ?

What just happened now? Did I just lose…?

DRAKEN

わりいなタケミっち。恨むなら自分の非力さとトナカイを笑ったことを恨むんだな

My bad, Takemitchy. If you’re gonna blame anything, that’s your fault for laughing at the whole reindeer thing and your own weakness.

TAKEMICHI

そんな・・・ここまで頑張ったのに始まった瞬間負けるなんて….....

No way… I worked so hard, but the second the match started I just lost…

DRAKEN

そんじゃあ、約束通りクリスマスディナー券はもらっていくぜ

Now then, as promised, I’ll be taking that Christmas dinner voucher.

MIKEY

ちょっと待ったー！！！

Wait one sec!!!

DRAKEN

んだよ、マイキー

What the hell, Mikey.

MIKEY

ルール変える

I'm changing the rules.

DRAKEN

は？

Huh?

MIKEY

このクリスマスディナー券はオレに腕相撲で勝ったやつに渡す !!

トーナメントも関係ねぇ! 誰でも良いからかかってこい!!!

The Christmas dinner voucher is going to the guy who beats me in an arm wrestling match!

The tournament doesn’t matter anymore! Anyone can come try and take it!

DRAKEN

はぁ!? じゃあ今までの大会はなんたったんだよ!!

Huh!? So what happens with the competition we've had so far？

MIKEY

知らねえ。

Dunno.

TAKEMICHI

へえ＝

Eh…

MIKEY

オレも腕相撲やりたくなった。ほら、ディナー券欲しいやつはいないのか?

I wanted to do some arm wrestling too. Hey, does anyone want that dinner voucher?

TAKEMICHI

・・・ここでマイキー君に勝てたらディナー券が手に入る！？

はい！花垣武道　挑戦させていただきます!!

…If I beat Mikey here, I can win that dinner voucher!?

I do! I, Takemichi Hanagaki, am challenging you!!

DRAKEN

ちょっと待て!!! まずは優勝者のオレからだろう!

Wait a minute!!! Since I was the winner, I should be going first!

TAKEMICHI

マイキー君はそんなこと言ってなかったっす! 早いもの勝ちですよ

Mikey-kun didn’t say anything about that! It’s first come, first served.

DRAKEN

いやいや納得いかねぇ!!!

No way, I don’t believe that!!!

TOMAN MEMBER A

じゃあ、初戦で負けたけどオレもやります!!!

Well then, I lost in the first match, but I wanna go too!

TOMAN MEMBER B

オレが先だよ!!! てめぇは引っ込んでろ!!

I’m first!!! You should withdraw!!

TOMAN C

はぁ!? テメェが引っ込んでろよ!!!

Huh!? You better back off!!

[EVERYONE STARTS TO ARGUE]

TAKEMICHI / DRAKEN

マイキー君　/　マイキー

オレと勝負してください！　/　オレと勝負しろ！

Mikey-kun / Mikey!

Please fight me! / Fight me!

MIKEY

じゃあじゃんけんで勝った方が最初な

Then whoever goes wins at rock-paper-scissors is up first.

DRAKEN

っしゃー！！

Let’s go!!

TAKEMICHI

ぜってぇ負けねえ

I definitely won’t lose!!!

[EVERYONE TALKS OVER EACH OTHER, PLAYING ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS]

MITSUYA

これ収集つくのか?

Can I get in on this?

DRAKEN

あいこでしょ！

IT’S A TIE

TAKEMICHI

あいこでしょ！\

IT’S A TIE

MIKEY

ハハ!何回あいこになってんだよ

Haha! How many times are you guys gonna tie?

MITSUYA

ま。みんな楽しそうだからいっか

Well, everyone seems to be having fun.

DRAKEN / TAKEMICHI

メリィィィー

Merry….

MIKEY / MITSUYA

クリスマス！！！

Christmas!!!

[ EVENT END ]

T/N: I used the name Crisismas, as 苦 is 'trouble' so I hope the pun works!

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