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the-cricket-chirps · 5 months
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Yashima Gakutei, Crabs Near the Water's Edge, ca. 1830
Vincent van Gogh, A Crab on its Back, Paris, August-September, 1887
Vincent van Gogh, Two Crabs, 1889
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coconut crab?
Today on CHUNK! FUNK! GUNK! We rate
the COCONUT CRAB:
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5/10 Chunk
8/10 Funk
0-1/10 Gunk
Here you go, crab enjoyer. I know you’ve been asking for coconut crab for a while now lol
What a big guy! Though it is a crab and therefore majority carapace instead of skin or fat, it does have a big ol’ badonker so it can get a little chunk. While it is a pretty regular looking crab in my opinion, I do think that it is recognizable when compared to other crabs. Especially since I believe that it’s one of the largest (or THE largest) species of land crab. It gets to have a little higher than average funk. I could not find any information on its slime or mucous secretion, so I am left to assume that it is a dry little guy.
Overall: 5/10
A very solid and interesting crab. I feel like I would find them a lot more interesting if I could see one in real life, but from photos alone it does not have the ‘wow factor’ for me.
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happycrabitat · 3 months
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Scuttles getting a drink
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bazilwashere · 1 year
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Radical little crustacean
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octagoncalibrator · 1 year
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@derinthescarletpescatarian told me to upload this because Tumblr loves crabs, so here: purple crab hours. Accidental music is She Swallowed Burning Coals by El Tigre.
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demigoddessqueens · 5 months
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There is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, there is no colonizing Queen of England and THERE IS NO HENRY KISSINGER
BRING OUT THE CRABS 🦀 🦀🦀
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timmurleyart · 7 months
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Get yer crab cake on. 💦🦀(silkscreen on paper)🟠🟡🔵
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vtimbertiger · 3 months
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E V E R Y T H I N G
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B E C O M E S
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C R A B
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iffeelscouldkill · 7 months
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Hello fine gentleman, can I tell you a bit about our saviour, Mighty Crab?
Hmmmm... I heard you guys are amassing some kind of an army in Florida 👀
How can I be sure of your good intentions?
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artesianalpondscum · 7 months
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MINECRAFT MOB VOTE 2023 HAS CRABS AS AN OPTION TUMBLR WE KNOW WHAT WE MUST DO
🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀
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sanerontheinside · 1 year
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there are sleepy crabs????? omg
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Could I persuade you to rate the red egg crab? I love him, he so creechur.
Today on CHUNK! FUNK! GUNK! We rate
the RED EGG CRAB:
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0.5/10 Chunk
4/10 Funk
0-1/10 Gunk
Crabs are all exoskeleton, so low chunk. The red egg crab also generally looks like most other crabs, low funk. I couldn’t find anything on their mucous or slime secretion, so I am left to assume there is little to none. Low gunk.
Overall Rating: 8/10
They are truly so creechur. I would slap a little slab of butter and pour some syrup on top of this walking pancake. Crabs are adorable, truly. What a guy!!
(Quick reminder that the overall rating is NOT an average of the 3 categories, it is just my personal rating of the creature based on how much I like it.)
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happycrabitat · 1 month
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bazilwashere · 1 year
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Do not follow the crabs actions
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sunnys-day · 9 months
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I got crabs from @blairsanne!!! Best. Day. Ever!!
Seriously, this is so awesome. ❤️❤️❤️ My very first Tumblr gift 🎁
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gregspeaksnow · 1 year
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“I am America. I am the part you won’t recognize. But get used to me. Black, confident, cocky; my name, not yours; my religion, not yours; my goals, my own; get used to me.” —Muhammad Ali
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