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#seal #seals #ouagh

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why dont you have an icon? when i first saw ur blog i almost thought you were deactivated because if it

Oh geez, I didn’t know that would be an issue… I’m actually a relatively new Tumblr user so I don’t know the etiquette all that well yet.

The reason that I don’t have an icon is just because I wanted to design a logo for this blog but then I ADHD’d and now it’s been almost a year and I still don’t have one haha

Knowing that this blog not having an icon can make people worried is a big motivator for me to finally digitally render those logo sketches I made MONTHS ago lol

#chunk funk gunk #chunk #funk #gunk #asks open

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Today on CHUNK! FUNK! GUNK! We rate

my cat TWIX:

8/10 Chunk

7/10 Funk

3.8/10 Gunk

Though her bones hold her back from pure chunkiness, she is a round little creature that feels a lot like a waterbed— squishy but with a firmness to her. Like a bowling ball made of jelly. High chunk. My little stinky’s appearance is very odd. She has sunken in eyes and little patches of cream about them that make her look perpetually upset, unamused, or perturbed. Her paws are teeny tiny and I have many bruises in the shape of her stabby little feet all over my legs. She has oddly defined cheekbones for a cat, which add to the perpetual frown on her tiny face. Also her head is TINY. It’s like literally 4 inches wide. TINY. She looks like a pigeon. Also, she has a “W” on her chest, isn’t that neat? High funk. You’re probably wondering how a cat can be gunky. I mean, they don’t produce anything more than the normal mucuses of mammals? Well… Twix has IBS, so you can imagine… Some gunk.

Overall Rating: I would die for her/10

I’ve had Twix for about 7 years and I love her with all of my being. We (my family) found her dying of starvation in a shed at around 4 weeks old and now she is the dappled little bowling ball that you see here. She is my mimi-moomoo, my buubleewuublee, my little angel, my chunk, my chunky-monkey, my chunkadamunkadamunkadachunkada, and mi pequeñita rechonchita. I adore her.

Happy April Fools Day!

#chunk funk gunk #chunk #funk #gunk #april fool's day #asks open

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Today on CHUNK! FUNK! GUNK! We rate

the SEA BUNNY:

10/10 Chunk

9.2/10 Funk

10/10 Gunk

For Easter, I thought it would be fitting to rate the sea bunny! These little guys are REALLY little, they’re less than an inch long- Since they’re nudibranchs, which by definition have no bones or shells, these squishy little fellas get maximum chunk. Sea bunnies are super recognizable and adorable with their little “ears” and “fur” (both are actually sensory organs), high funk. Nudibranchs are slimy little guys, and sea bunnies in specific are actually super slimy and poisonous, so of course they have maximum gunk.

Overall Rating: 10/10

They’re so cute, like- they’re SO cute- LOOK AT THEMMM!!!

Sorry for disappearing for a while again! Happy Easter (for those who celebrate) and happy pastel bunny day for all those who don’t!

I personally just enjoy Easter for all of the cute pastels and bunnies everywhere haha

#chunk funk gunk #chunk #funk #gunk #sea bunny #sea slug #nudibranch #nudibranchs #sea slugs #ocean #ocean animals #sea creatures #sea critters #marine animals #asks open

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here, a crab, just 4 u!

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Daily fish fact #734

Squarehead catfish!

They're ambush predators, hiding themselves in the soft substrate of their riverine and pond habitats and using their moveable barbels as bait. They're very dedicated to their disguise, not moving even when touched lightly!

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Can you do the blue dragon sea slug? They're adorable and metal af because they eat man o wars

Today on CHUNK! FUNK! GUNK! We rate

the BLUE DRAGON SEA SLUG:

1/10 Chunk

8/10 Funk

8/10 Gunk

These guys are so pretty- and apparently very dangerous! They’re very skinny (but probably squishy), low chunk. The colors, appearance, and diet are all super unique and cool. High funk. From my brief research, it seems like they have specialized mucous to neutralize the venom of man’o wars alongside using the venom themselves. High funk.

Overall Rating: 7/10

So cool! I love a sea creature with bright colors like this. It really is super funky how they eat one of the most dangerous creatures I know of.

Also I found a picture that claims to be a baby, but I know better than to trust one image when I can’t find any other evidence of them looking like this.

While it is likely just an art doll, have this photo because it’s flipping CUTE

#chunk funk gunk #chunk #funk #gunk #blue dragon sea slug #sea slug #blue dragon #ocean #ocean animals #creatures #aquatic creatures #asks open #little guy

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Final results!

Thank you for participating! I was really curious, and despite some … minor mishaps *looks at South America 2, formerly known as Europe* we found out!

I apologize that this was by continent instead of region, I would have been more specific if it weren’t for the limit on how many poll options I can use at one time.

Shout out to my followers from all over the different parts of Asia and Africa! I was really excited to see that people from all over enjoy my silly fish blog.

I also would like to give a quick apology to any of my followers who know English as a second (or more) language for how I use heavy slang a lot of the time. I hope that it doesn’t make your life harder (ToT)

Thank you again for participating and I hope that you continue to enjoy my funny fish ratings!

I was thinking about this and got curious,

More than fish, I have a big interest in people! (Cultures, languages, etc.) and I often get curious about things like this.

I’m very open about how this blog is based in U.S.A., so I wanted to know how many of my followers are international! ^^

Please forget my past mistakes, I’m sorry for inventing reverse-colonization I’m sorry-

#chunk funk gunk #historical moments #thank you #polls #I’m Fishta world-wide 😎 #<- that’s a Pitbull reference- sorry lol

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may i request......... a salp?

Today on CHUNK! FUNK! GUNK! We rate

the SALP:

10/10 Chunk

10/10 Funk

9/10 Gunk

WOAh-

Look at these guys!! And I thought that the Longnose Lancetfish looked like something out of Subnautica…

They’re little jelly dudes, no bones. Technically they fall more under squishy or gelatinous than they do ‘chunky’, but not having bones gives them a lot of points (Plus I very much want to hold one in my hand). High chunk. Looking at these guys, they’re so very unique and their behavioral patterns are really interesting! High funk. Finally, they are little jelly dudes, of course they have gunk! In addition to that, they also secrete nets made of mucous in order to eat, so they most certainly are gunky. To be honest, I can’t figure out if they’re gunky enough for a maximum gunk rating. They’re definitely slimy and they definitely MAKE mucous, but I feel like a creature should secrete SLIME in order to get a full 10/10 gunk. Then again, I’m just not sure! What do you guys think?

Overall: 10/10

I want to hold one. I think they would feel like peeled grapes.

Oh! Fun fact from my research: these guys are NOT related to jellyfish! They’re actually closely related to people, since they’re in the family of “animals with backbones”.

(I mean, they don’t really HAVE backbones anymore, but nobody’s perfect.)

Oh! Btw! More photos!

vv I made this :) vv

⚠️ Below this are images of salps being held out of water ⚠️

#chunk funk gunk #chunk #funk #gunk #salp #ocean salp #salps #asks open #ocean #ocean animals #marine creatures #sea creatures #creature #creechur #blob #gooey guys

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This is pure chaos. I’m losing my mind over my accidental invention of reverse colonialism and South America 2 (the sequel)

I can’t believe that this all started because I just genuinely wanted to know how many international followers this account had, but now everyone is becoming South American–

Está completamente chaos. Estoy perdiendo mi mente de mi invención accidental de colonialismo reverso y Sudamérica 2 (el séquelo)

No creaba que todo esto lo empezó porque yo sinceramente querría saber cuantos seguidores internacionales este blog tiene, pero ahora todas están cambiando a Sudamericanas.

#mi española no es perfecta - apologías!! #He aprendido española en mi escuela para más o menos 5 años y me encanta está lengua!! #historical moments #the south america incident

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Todos Sudamericas aquí…

1/25/24 - Europe was erased from existence.

#this is a mess #i’m having such a good time #historical moments

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Soon the whole world will be south america

Habrá solamente Sudamérica… o7

#historical moments

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YES

1/25/24 - Europe was erased from existence.

#historical moments #this whole thing is a mess #I love it so much

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1/25/24 - Europe was erased from existence.

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Oh god people are picking both of the South Americas–

I was thinking about this and got curious,

More than fish, I have a big interest in people! (Languages, cultures, etc.) I often get curious about things like this, especially since a lot of people know English as a second (or more) language.

I’m very open about how this blog is based in the U.S.A., so I’m interested to know if I have any international followers!

#I’m laughing so hard at this #how did I mess up THIS badly #why wont tumblr let me edit my post? #more at 8 #historical moments

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1/25/24 - Europe was erased from existence.

#in memorium #historical moments

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I was thinking about this and got curious,

More than fish, I have a big interest in people! (Cultures, languages, etc.) and I often get curious about things like this.

I’m very open about how this blog is based in U.S.A., so I wanted to know how many of my followers are international! ^^

Please forget my past mistakes, I’m sorry for inventing reverse-colonization I’m sorry-

#chunk funk gunk #chunk #funk #gunk #please forgive me #polls #just ignore the other one please ToT #asks open