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clichenuance · 2 years
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tips and recommendations after top surgery i have amassed so far:
- take your toilet paper off of its hanger, or have the patience to pull its tail to you and break it in both hands, because trying to yank it one-handed isn't going to happen
- take the ibuprofen and tylenol on time. the amount of difference it makes is Astounding
- opening and closing windows isn't going to happen. the same goes for thick sliding doors, unless you use your hips/core to pull instead of your chest/arms. plan accordingly and take stuff like this slow.
- drink more water than you think you're thirsty for; your body is going to be so focused on being sleepy it's going to have a hard time focusing on fueling.
- don't deny yourself the hours-long naps that you're going to feel creeping in on you, sleep and rest when and however you can, even if it's just sitting still with your eyes shut, or watching tv/stuff that doesn't require thinking
- brain fog is going to be your closest companion for a while; look into things like protein/meal replacement drinks and easy snacks to help bolster what food you'll be willing to eat
- if you're going to be sitting up, get pillows to put under your elbows/forearms. the weight of letting your arms hang free by your sides is surprisingly taxing
- if you can stand to do it, stretch your lower back with bending at the waist as often as you can remember, and use a pillow for lumbar support while you recline to sleep
- to open pill bottles, rely on pressing the butt of the bottle against the counter and using one hand on the cap to get it unlocked, instead of trying to hold and twist it open with both hands. chest aint gonna like that
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clichenuance · 2 years
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Making dungeondraft translations + of maps for Dark Dice: Domain of the Nameless God
definitely.. definitely a project of love. and necessity. love and necessity.
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clichenuance · 1 year
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cannot fucking imagine the inner turmoil that comes with being a conniving type of person hellbent on winning by way of throatcut & dishonorable means
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clichenuance · 1 year
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the first kiss of spring of 2023 came in the shape of 80 degrees
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clichenuance · 2 years
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woe, covid be upon me
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clichenuance · 2 years
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28 Days Haunted E1: not. going great so far
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clichenuance · 1 year
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wooden buggy/horse carriage seat ☺️
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clichenuance · 2 years
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"i am too much of a thespian and too far into being autistic to be ruffled by that"
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clichenuance · 2 years
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watching Drink Masters is such a fucking trip
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clichenuance · 2 years
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embroidery needle through two layers of denim my beloathed
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clichenuance · 2 years
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Underwater (2020): Sponsored by MoonPie & Cheetos
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clichenuance · 2 years
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I'm. getting the impression that the old school method of winner gets title, runner-up gets vice/assisting position, would. actually probably function here, listening to this.. 'debate' for NH governor
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clichenuance · 2 years
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I'm. getting the impression that the old school method of winner gets title, runner-up gets vice/assisting position, would. actually probably function here, listening to this.. 'debate' for NH governor
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clichenuance · 2 years
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saw a uranium glass statuette of a pretty lady in an antique store today
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clichenuance · 2 years
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i finally have my ps4 back up and running after over a month of neglecting my room g-d bless
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clichenuance · 2 years
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smacked my titty in such quick succession because they’re starting to itch from healing that it made my free arm jolt like a startled fucking horse
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