#clark seeing bruce coming closer but unable to leave his current conversation: fuck fuck fuck-

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Post-identity reveal galas that Bruce and Clark both attend become a game of cat and mouse as Bruce tries to subtly corner Clark to "accidentally" spill his champagne all over him so they have an excuse to go talk in private about superhero stuff (clark does not find this nearly as funny as bruce does)

#its completely unnecessary #but bruce delights in annoying his coworkers #bruce is filled with satisfaction every time he gets a bill for clark's dry cleaning #clark: there are so many other excuses we could use #bruce: yeah but they're not as fun #spilling drinks on people is enrichment for brucie #clark seeing bruce coming closer but unable to leave his current conversation: fuck fuck fuck- #batman #superman #bruce wayne #clark kent #superbat #dc comics #dc #mine