#choose ur mcs bday wisely

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What's everyones birthdays?

Oh you have no idea what u brought onto this blog. BCS OS does NOT run on human earth time. And therefore they have different birthdays and different zodiac signs.

The link to the sheet lining the week-/days, weeks, months, seasons and zodiac sign/element out will be at the end under the cut. I have not written descriptions for the signs, and I do plan to one day make a converter (if anyone wants to take that off my hands I will forever thank you, sadly I'm a poor student on financial aid)

Anyway:

TK born on Labi, the 16th day of Asi, Week 3, Sign of the Sun, Element of the Flame. Season of Dajan.

Sammy born on Bine, the 10th day of Lalota, Week 62, Sign of the Monkey, Element of the Soul. Season of Gaptang.

Alia born on Esma, the 22th day of Laawal, Week 60, Sign of the Eye, Element of the Breathe. Season of Lawbay.

Sascha born on Haw, the 24th day of Psam, Week 50, Sign of the Beetle, Element of the Flame. Season of Lawbay.

Kate born on Bine, the 10th day of Yambe, Week 42, Sign of the Moon, Element of the Flow. Season of Pagayo.

Mikhail born on Kumi, the 13th day of Alim, Week 23, Sign of the Hand, Element of the Root. Season of Polagit.

Gigi born on Esma, the 12th day of Psam, Week 48, Sign of the Raven, Element of the Soul. Season of Lawbay.

The year works on a 375 day schedule, divided by 75 Weeks. Each week having 5 weekdays. There are 25 Signs divided equally on 5 Elements, one sign lasts for 3 weeks. With 5 Seasons that each last 15 weeks; 15 Months that last 5 weeks each, so one month is 25 days.

Days: Labi, Esma, Kumi, Haw, Bine.

Months: Asi, Awal, Lota, Tap, Alim, Lugo, Itop, Owal, Yambe, Psam, Laasi, Lawal, Lalota, Latap, Lamin

Seasons: Dajan, Polagit, Pagayo, Lawbay, Gaptang

Signs + Element: Cow (Soul), Sun (Flame), Goose (Root), Koi (Flow), Sow (Breathe), Maggot (Soul), Serpent (Flame), Hand (Root), Boar (Flow), Falcon (Breathe), Jackal (Soul), Lion (Flame), Ibis (Root), Moon (Flow), Cobra (Breathe), Raven (Soul), Beetle (Flame), Cat (Root), Ram (Flow), Eye (Breathe), Monkey (Soul), Fox (Flame), Moth (Root), Ostrich (Flow), Eagle (Breathe).

terrible Google sheets list. Yes, they all have meaning, yes the signs and elements are important, no, I will not explain anything.

#obsolete stars if #obsolete stars #choice #choice game #if #if game #sascha #gigi #mikhail #alia #kate #tk #sammy #choose ur mcs bday wisely #it will have consequences #when will you learn #that your actions have consequences #:> #certified future angst post #you just don't know that yet #i also love how i start the post being like #what a great question #as if i didnt specifically told my friend to send that ask #bcs im severely autistic #please send me asks #i wanna answer so much #i am ready #but you all arent #cowards #/lh

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THE PRESSURES OF BEING ME: DEVILGRAM SUMMARY + REVIEW

(spoilers under the cut + review)

Happening shortly after the Scrolls event, Solomon and Simeon are chatting about how the magic scroll had now fulfilled its purpose and became a magic "game book" where you can enter three prompts and get transported into the story world.

Each encounter is random and new, which piqued Simeon's interest and made him pick up the scroll to try it out.

After you and Solomon find yourselves meeting with the story version of Diavolo and Barbatos, you found out the prompts Simeon picked up: "[MC's name, treasure, romance]". After the three key prompts are fulfilled, everyone can get back to the Devildom.

Diavolo and Barbatos then reveal that MC is considered a national treasure in their kingdom, as whichever place they decide to live in will be guaranteed prosperity and good fortune. Because of this, their safety became a concern for the three, particularly Solomon who volunteered himself to become MC's bodyguard as he knew with how valuable their abilities are, they can become a target for any greedy individual who chooses to use them for their personal agenda.

To the surprise of no one, MC does eventually get kidnapped by thieves (Mammon and Belphegor) while Solomon was busy discussing his bodyguard duties with Barbatos. As the two were debating if they should sell off MC, Solomon catches up and comes to the rescue. Belphegor summons a white cobra to drain Solomon's magic powers so they can escape and Mammon gloats that without his magic, Solomon is "useless". Only that wasn't the case at all. Solomon was able to summon a knife to escape the cobra's clutches, rescuing MC.

MC points out that they know Solomon was intending to be captured, and he sheepishly admits that he wanted the story to end in a more exciting way which was why he got captured on purpose.

The two reunite and share a kiss and return to the Devildom. At their return, Solomon professes his feelings for the MC again, telling them how they had always been his treasure all along.

REVIEW

It's a pretty standard Devilgram story. Writing-wise, it's nothing to write home about. It wasn't as good as the Vampire UR personally, and is a lot less sus but it does have its moments that made me raise my eyebrow like this🤨:

What I do appreciate in this Devilgram is they finally listened to feedback (I hope) and made us have an option to have an established relationship with the character in the Devilgram.

The secondary characters aren't as in your face as in the previous cards. In fact, I found it really funny that they made Mammon the "villain" in this story after how poorly he was received by several Solomon stans (including me) in Solomon's 2021 bday event.

Overall, a pretty solid story. Pure fluff and fanservice and the option to only be loyal to Solomon was really nice. I hope they continue with that tempo.

#this is actually my second time writing this #the first draft for this disappeared when i was trying to publish it ajdbdkdkkfdn #anyways i owe you guys a summary so take this #obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me solomon #spoilers