This is what happens when they try to make a birthday cake for Mitsuya (unfortunately Mitsuya has the brain cell out of all of them)
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me: how about...natori contracting some kind of youkai illness & matoba finding out about it & showing up to his set & natori dragging him off to his trailer bc it would be bad for his sparkly reputation to make the angry faces he feels coming on in front of his coworkers & matoba offering to help but in that smarmy condescending way that raises natori's hackles so he refuses but unfortunately he doesn't know how to cure it so matoba just keeps showing up every day & natori keeps carting him off to the trailer every time & being suuuuper cagey when people ask him who his visitor is & what if his coworkers get the wrong idea & matoba is fully aware of this & what if one day in the trailer natori reluctantly agrees to let matoba help him & matoba's like okay fine off with your shirt i gotta paint this spell circle on your bare chest & what if he's in the middle of doing that when they hear somebody opening the door to the trailer & obviously they don't want anyone to know what they're actually doing in there bc youkai-exorcist confidentiality so matoba's like no worries i got this & he KISSES NATORI omg classic kiss-as-misdirection trope & the person at the door is like whoops my b carry on gentlemen & after they've left natori is like wtf matoba????? & matoba's like well it's what they all thought we were doing anyway & your mouth was right there & it allowed me to cover the writing on your chest with my body & also you kiss people for a living so i figured it wouldn't be too complex for you & your part-time exorcist training to handle & natori recovers admirably quickly & is like WELL for your information that was a TERRIBLE kiss & no one is gonna buy that i professional makeout artist natori shuuichi would be swapping saliva with somebody on the reg without any of my considerable skill rubbing off on them & matoba's like so what do you propose we do about it & natori's like obviously i have to teach you how to kiss in case they come back -
the bedtime story fairy who thought this was gonna be an easy assignment: please just go to sleep im begging u have mercy ur brain cells are dying
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ah, bookstore-chan sounds adorable! but...by any chance, would you have raph's Y/N named yet? Vibrating Aggressively
hes...ima be honest he's the only one i'm out here waiting for ':D also him as a waiter is adorable aaaaaaahh~!! the poor unfortunate squishmellow that has been assigned as my fanfic reaction buddy TnT Squeezes Him
xoxo love you babygirl /p, -madz, resident rise!raph enjoyer (probably not the only one, but definitely the most vocal XP)
i haven't completely landed on it yet, no. kind of leaning towards peacock-chan because of how that romance is gonna go, but... that one's still cooking a little in my head. it's the last little piece of the whole au i haven't pinned down completely and is more of a nebulous thing where i know the gist of what i want but not the specifics yet. so don't put that down in stone, yet!
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Sigh. Another day, another Pedro look that makes me want to climb into his lap.
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studio bones’ vendetta against dabi must be studied
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One of the silliest but also most sincere and best ways our life has gotten better lately is like. We found a way to tie our hair back that we actually enjoy
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Some studies show that people are working less when they're working from home. These studies usually take this form: We interviewed X number of people, and found that their average workday at the office lasted 8 hours, but now that they're working from home, they only work for about 5 hours. They spend less time working; ergo, they are working less.
This is missing a crucial bit of the story, however. Other studies, that take their questions one step further, find an additional tidbit of information: they analyze these employees' productivity and find that despite the fact that they are working less every day, they are getting the same amount of work done. These are salaried employees we're talking about. Who the hell cares how long they took to do something, so long as they get it done?
Also forgive me for not taking business practice advice from Martha Stewart.
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(( Silly little headcanon: if someone is scritching under Miranda's chin and they attempt to stop or remove their hands, Miranda will stretch her neck out as long as possible to try and prevent that. She's too comfy. She likes it too much. You cannot stop.
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