#cheken's nonsense

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It's September 9 here but whatever, happy anniversary to the sans-reigen tumblr sexyman showdown that led to the death of the queen of England. Truly one of the incidents of all time.

#cheken's nonsense #september 8 2022 #a national holiday on this hellsite #was fun witnessing it while lurking #and observing from r/tumblr #time to bring back the crabs #sansweep #reigensweep #queen elizabeth #sans #reigen arataka #tumblr sexymen

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I saw this shirt while doomscrolling months ago. Earlier this day, I remembered it and went to doodle this cursed little thing on ms paint while working on print jobs at my part time lmaooooooooo.

i don't have anything to say for myself other than I should reaaaalllllyyyy not get bored HAHAHAHA. Serious art soon I prommy.

#cheken's nonsense #cheken scratch #i hate drawing with a mouse #but its all i have at the shop so oh well #and yes i believe this old man should get sodomized more /lh #don't mind N here #he doesn't get what this means lol #ghetsis #plasma leader ghetsis #plasma boss ghetsis #giovanni #rocket leader giovanni #rocket boss giovanni #team plasma colress #colress #flare boss lysandre #lysandre #champion alder #alder #terribledadshipping #beautifulperfectionshipping #antigravityshipping #hippocraticshipping #pokemon

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Cyrus and Cynthia's dynamic in a nutshell

(initially made and finished this back in 2021 when BDSP was announced but never got around to posting it because i'm stupid and lazy etc. I also feel like this has been done before but whatever lol.)

shitty omake under cut:

#cheken's nonsense #cheken scratch #this pretty much applies to all their incarnations #also i couldn't be bothered to draw giratina #i did these on my phone and i'm a tired fuck #anyway #galactic boss cyrus #galactic leader cyrus #cyrus #champion cynthia #cynthia pokemon #trainer dawn #pokemon diamond and pearl #pokemon platinum #y'all can count this as mizuhikishipping i don't mind

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Can't sleep, 3 am, essay due this afternoon, have mem, gn

#cheken's nonsense #i dun have to explain myself #im tired rn #giovanni #ghetsis #terribledadshipping #gioghet

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looking through my old phone art and remembered, 'oh damn, i've drawn old man yaoi a year ago." so uh, year old gioghet art dump yay

i might redo this if i have time and motivation lol

#cheken's nonsense #cheken scratch #i honestly don't know #i thought they were cute even a year or so ago #it's only now that i'm straight up obsessed lmaoooo #terribledadshipping #gioghet #giovanni #rocket leader giovanni #rocket boss giovanni #ghetsis #plasma leader ghetsis #plasma boss ghetsis #pokemon #my art

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Everyday i wake up and get whiplash knowing that this image of ghetsis exists and now, I need more people to know about it.

why is he so adorable and babygirl in this wtf, help????

#cheken's nonsense #this lives in my head rent free #absolute dogshit father and cult leader sleeps cutely more at 8 #pokemon franchise truly peaked back in 2018 #pls do this again gf #i want more official villain cosplay lmaooooo #ghetsis #plasma leader ghetsis #plasma boss ghetsis #pokemon

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I'm late in my timezone but whatever. Happy throw short people day (October 21)! Remember to throw your resident midget capitalist gremlin today!

To celebrate, I redrew an old comic i made back in 2021 that i posted on reddit. I suppose this is also me checking how much my art has changed from then lmao.

original under cut:

(and yeah, i'm u/thewalkingwaddledee, i just moved away from there because fuck spez. if you saw me on reddit before, well uh, hi, hope you're doing well.)

i'm so funny hahahhahsadhsjafhdzbcfd

#cheken's nonsense #cheken scratch #technically kris is also pretty short #just pretend susie is behind them or summ lol #kris dreemurr #kris deltarune #spamton #spamton g spamton #deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #deltarune fanart #my art

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3 months ago, a thought entered my head. 3 months later, I decided to finish these doodles. Whether or not that's a good thing, I'm not sure.

Anyways, Giovanni but ✨tall✨ I'm so sorry hahahaddjahvsdvsxcxxb

#cheken's nonsense #cheken scratch #i am aware this is cursed #but I had to #the idea won't stop bothering me lmao #giovanni #rocket leader giovanni #rocket boss giovanni #rocket admin archer #ghetsis #plasma leader ghetsis #plasma boss ghetsis #subordinateshipping #terribledadshipping #gioghet #not tagging l/ysandre and co/lress #since they're here as cameos #pokemon #my art

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I saw this in my dream and I had to make it real. I will not elaborate further.

#cheken's nonsense #cheken scratch #rocket boss giovanni #rocket leader giovanni #giovanni #plasma boss ghetsis #plasma leader ghetsis #ghetsis #aether president lusamine #lusamine #macro cosmos rose #chairman rose #pokemon

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Regarding your (excellent, I must say) teribbledadshipping headcanons - Ghetsis, who likes his hair touched 🤝 Giovanni with his 30 years of cat (Persian) petting experience. Old lettuce is in for a treat

he sure is lol, probably one of the best decisions he's made in his cringefail life.

(don't look at the interior design too much I'm drained of ideas lmaoaooaoao)

#cheken clucks #cheken's nonsense #cheken scratch #me: draws these two being sweet and fluffy #also me: oh that's right they're both evil and cruel villains oops #*continues doing it anyways* #sidenote I took way too much time experimenting with this #think it turned out pretty good #ghetsis #giovanni #terribledadshipping

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I may have a lot of complaints about Masters, but what I won't complain about is the crumbs of interaction and mentions these two have with one another. Please, I need them to be a nasty and snarky rivalry that their tension becomes extremely palpable to everyone around them, AAAAAA

(and yes, they would definitely kiss off screen lmao)

#cheken's nonsense #cheken scratch #USUM crawled so that masters can uh.... walk #god i wish there was more of this pair #they'd be horrifying together #but they can also kill each other #win win lol #terribledadshipping #gioghet #rocket leader giovanni #rocket boss giovanni #giovanni #plasma boss ghetsis #plasma leader ghetsis #ghetsis #pokemon #my art

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Say Gio, maybe now you should stop being a manwhore if you're gonna date someone as jealous and mistrustful as Ghetsis. Just a thought.

(This has been stuck in my backburner since i first sketched it on my phone then moved it to my laptop. Finally managed to work on and finish it this month yay. And yes this is based of that one meme bc I never had an original idea in my life (real))

Initial quick phone sketch of this under cut

... man i should finish a piece on my phone only again though I'd probably take waaaaay longer to finish HAHAHHA

#cheken's nonsense #cheken scratch #lettuce priest is definitely an obsessive clingy lover #the guy isn't used to feeling romantically attached and him being a greedy bastard #this feels about right #Gio can deal with it though no worries #he takes no shit and will act if the other escalates it #giovanni #rocket boss giovanni #rocket leader giovanni #ghetsis #plasma boss ghetsis #plasma leader ghetsis #terribledadshipping #gioghet #pokemon #my art

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Pokémon Direct (Feburary 27, 2024)

What I expected:

What I got:

#cheken's nonsense #not that im complaining #i for one welcome this surprise #please give kalos justice with this GF #pokemon #kalos #pokemon xy #legends z-a #pokemon direct

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You just know a ship is taking over your life when you have a.) a folder dedicated to content of them, b.) piles of WIP projects (art and writing) that just grow rather than shrink, c.) a 50+ page google doc with nothing but concepts and ideas yet to be made and finalized (with cooperation with a fren, shout outs to u pare), d.) a pinterest mood board full of things that remind you of them / board of inspiration, e.) urges to learn new skills or polish old skills (3d animation and model editing, plush making, sticker making) just for more content of them, and f.) a playlist of songs that just scream "made for them".......... man what is happening to me.....

Anyways, something I made for a playlist I'm curating. I can't decide which one I like more so I'm putting both. I'll reblog this once I finish curating the playlist with a link to it because it only has two songs as of now HAHAHAHAHAAHHA

#cheken's nonsense #cheken scratch #one day i'll finish my backlogs #one day...... #making this was a confusing process #messing around layers go brrr #giovanni #rocket boss giovanni #rocket leader giovanni #ghetsis #plasma leader ghetsis #plasma boss ghetsis #terribledadshipping #gioghet #pokemon #my art

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(⊙﹏⊙) spooky 🎃

(it's so fucking late already. belated haween post. I just wanted to draw a vampire N lmaooooo)

#cheken's nonsense #cheken scratch #vampire n #what mischief will he engage in? #would have finished this earlier if i had time and energy #damn uni for landing our break during literal undas smh #also hoping tumblr doesn't kill the quality #n harmonia #n pokemon #pokemon n #pokemon #my art

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I would love to hear about any head canons you have for the two not so very great dads :3 💖

I HATE THEM!!! 😡😤 (proceeds to make art, stories, and headcanons of them as they occupy my mind space for how many months already) (slight suggestive warning for some of these HCs)

I like to think they dated way before the present time (they dated in college, this hc is long so i'm not adding it here rn). So in the present games where they meet again (USUM's RR and Masters) Ghetsis slowly starts to develop romantic feelings for Giovanni (again). This bothers him to no end, especially since he suspects that Gio knows. Mafia man does figure out and secretly uses it to his advantage in their rivalry. Overtime though, Gio starts to feel mutual (again). This leads to him subtly flirting with Lettuce causing the latter to grow even more frustrated with his romantic man crush. He shouldn't fall in love with his enemy for world domination yet he did and he suspects that the other likes him too so now he's even more infuriated.

The jist of their dynamic pre-relationship is just Ghetsis being a tsundere who is also obsessed with the don bastardo (which he tells himself is hatred) and Gio being a smug flirt that takes any chance he gets to infuriate lettuce priest more.

They're very professional, most people wouldn't even notice that there's something going on between these two since they act all curt and business like everywhere. But if one stops and observes them, they'd notice how there is a minuscule hint of fondness in the way they speak to each other and how they have their own code in saying their affections. Also, look closely and you'll realize the glances they share have a deeper meaning than just mere looks. To put it short, they have a lot of eye sex, it's subtle but once you notice it, it becomes clear as day. Their grunts feel awkward whenever they end up noticing; it feels like they're intruding on private matters though they're not sure what.

Ghetsis has mobility issues, particularly his BW2 rendition, and he can't really walk and run for long distances anymore. Good thing he has a strong, beefy stud of a boyfriend to carry him around. Whenever Gio does that, Ghet becomes extremely flustered but doesn't stop him. While he does prefer dealing with his own problems and issues himself with the stubborness and persistence of a lone wolf, he's still a sucker for being treated and pampered like royalty. (After all, he is from a royal lineage and a pompous fuck)(expect a comic based on this soon)

In most other ships that involve Gio, he tends to subtly tune down his cruel, aggressive, and domineering traits for his partner and tries to be more considerate, slow and careful (still keeps the charming mafia godfather vibe tho). In this case, he doesn't. Being that they're both old and shitty bastards, Gio doesn't feel the need to adjust himself much for Ghet since he doesn't play nice either. If anything, he can be as blunt and straightforward as he wants to be. He won't hesitate to just slam the green-haired maniac down his office desk, rip apart his robes and have his way with him until sunrise.

Ghetsis likes to ramble and rant about whatever, whenever convenient. Gio doesn't mind this and lets him go on about whatever topic his partner wants to talk about. Usually he'd also return a comment if the other inquires on what he thinks or when he so chooses but in some instances, Gio just gets lost in the sound of Ghetsis voice, how he would be so full of emotion and conviction in the way he speaks and just the sound of it all can be what he considers music to him. You can tell he's not really paying attention to what Ghetsis says and is just enjoying the sound of his voice when he looks at him utterly lovestruck (well, as lovestruck as how a hardened mafia boss can be)

There are only a handful of people Ghetsis would allow to touch his hair; his hair care routine takes a long time to do and anyone that messes with it is basically asking for death. Gio is one of those few people. This pretty much means that he trusts him enough now to let him touch his hair and boy, he made a pretty good decision. Feeling his hand comb through his locks feels soothing and well, he does like how he pulls his hair from behind whenever they fck.

Gio most definitely had a long list of past lovers and even now that he's seeing someone, he still has many others clamoring to be with him. Ghetsis does not like this one bit. Whenever he's with Gio and someone tries to get too close to Gio, he just shoots them a scowl that can make milk sour up immediately and sticks closer to Gio. Gio does tell him to calm down about it and that he's a grown ass man who can make his own decisions but he does find it endearing seeing how much Ghetsis is in love with him.... even if it is going full possesive, but he can deal with that. (expect a comic on this too)

Curse that one deactivated blog for giving Gio a thing for Ghet's legs because now, I actually like the idea of it. Gio simply loves his tall, GNC, gossip girl, murderous megalomaniac boyfriend and his long ass legs.

There's something so funny about them getting married and Gio going like "Now that we're married, it's only fair that I give you something that you've always wanted." And straight up presents Ghet with a gun and says, "Let's shoot up a police station as part of our honeymoon, amore mio Harmonia." And Ghet is all sparkly eyed and delighted and goes "You know me so well, Sakaki dear." And their children are just screaming in horror in the background, "DON'T MAKE HIM MORE OF A THREAT THAN HE ALREADY IS!!!!"

and yeah that's it for now, this is getting too long lol

#cheken clucks #cheken's nonsense #my headcanons #god this ship is making my brain rot so much #but hey i'm enjoying it HAHAHHAHA #giovanni #ghetsis #terribledadshipping #pokemon #cheken scratch #cuz i had to add a quick art piece here lol