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The Professor | Chapter 6

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synopsis: Dinner with Jake's mother has a few more unexpected guests. You mistake a moment of passion and Jake sets you straight.

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warnings: age gap, power imbalance, SMUT, unprotected sex, oral sex (m receiving), mentions of parental death, mentions of a house fire, mentions of blackmail, Jake's sisters are bitches

“Let me get this straight. . . you are actually fucking our professor, Derek knows about it and threatened to expose you and Professor Seresin just invited you to dinner. . . with his mother?” Lucy asked you.

“Yep.”

“I need another bottle of wine,” Lucy sighed and finished off the last bit in her glass. It was a wednesday night tradition of watching the previous two days worth of the Bachelor and drinking wine. You had to tell her about everything that was happening. Your mind was going to explode if you didn’t, and it felt like a weight off your shoulder in a way.

“Bring in the chardonnay!”

“How did Derek even find out?” Lucy asked, coming back to sit beside you on the couch, with said wine bottle in her hand and the plate of cookies that had been cooling on the stove.

“Saw us making out in Jake’s office. Peaked through the blind like a creep,” You shivered and Lucy laughed.

“Have you told. . . Jake?” Lucy wiggled her eyebrows, and you shook your head, “Why not? Y/N, you should tell him so he can protect himself too. I mean Derek is kinda right. . . Professor Seresin can lose his whole career over this.”

“I know!” You sighed and flopped down on the couch, “It’s just, how do I even bring it up? And when? It’s not like we exactly talk about these sorts of things.”

“Tell me,” Lucy set her wine glass down on the coffee table, and turned to face you completely, “Do you like him?”

You sucked in a breath. Before it was easy to say that you didn’t. That you hated Professor Jake Seresin and all you wanted to do was get through his dreadful class and take whatever grade you could scrape by with. But over the past weeks and getting to know what was the other part of Professor Seresin, things had begun to complicate. You had realized that Professor Seresin and Jake were two separate entities. Professor Seresin, you hated, but Jake, you liked.

“I don’t know,” You answered truthfully, “He’s different outside of the lectures. He really does care about his students, and takes his time reading all of our papers and giving feedback. And he’s funny, he’s really fucking funny. And so damn smart, like it’s crazy the amount of literature he has stored in that mind of his. And he’s sweet, gosh, he can tell if I’m having a bad day or if something is off with one of his friends.”

“Are you sure you’re making the right choice? Sleeping with him?”

“It’s just sex,” You mumbled and took a sip of wine.

“People having “just sex” don’t invite you to meet their mothers for dinner,” Lucy pointed out and you sighed, running a hand down your face, “But! If you’re happy, and safe! There better not be little blonde literary geniuses popping out in nine months.”

“IUD,” You nodded, “Tested and perfected.”

“Damn dude, you’re letting him hit it raw.”

“LUCILLE!” You threw a pillow at her.

Lucy laughed and tossed the pillow back at you. She grabbed her wine glass and took a sip of the dark liquid, “Like I was saying, if you’re happy, and safe, then more power to ya. Get that dick, girl!”

“Preach to that,” You said and clinked your glass against hers. The two of you settled into silence for a moment, watching as the bachelor was finishing up his date with one of the contestants when it hit you, “Holy shit! . . . I’m having dinner with his mother.”

You really didn’t know the first thing about meeting the parents. You’ve met past boyfriends parents, but that was back in high school. Coming from a small school, in a small community, you had grown up with the boys that you had dated, and their parents already knew you. Derek had introduced you to his parents during parents weekend last fall, and you were three sheets to the wind intoxicated and could hardly remember it. But this was different, you were meeting Mrs Olivia Montgomery-Seresin, wife of a Texas Senator. The mother of your professor who you were fucking.

Jake told you it was nothing too important, just that his mother was in town and while having coffee with her one morning, he had accidentally let it slip that he was seeing someone new. He wasn’t sure if he said it out of jealousy from the fact his mother brought up Allison, but it had happened and he had apologized to you profusely. He even went as far as sending you some money so you could go get a new outfit for tonight, which made you even more nervous.

Sitting in his driveway, you already felt out of place. There was a beautiful, pristine white cadillac sitting next to Jake’s range rover. You were suddenly very embarrassed about your Nissan Altima that you’ve had since your senior year of high school. You looked down at your phone and contemplated sending Jake a text telling him you weren’t feeling well.

“Don’t be a pussy, L/N,” You said to yourself and grabbed your purse before getting out of your car. Your black dress shoes clicked across the cement as you walked up to the door. Lucy had helped you pick out an outfit, hopefully something that would impress Mrs. Seresin. A simple pair of black dress pants, a white shirt with a pink blazer. You slick your hair back into a low ponytail, and decided to wear your mother’s diamond earrings. With the money that Jake had given you, you spent it on getting your nails done and buying a bottle of wine.

Jake opened the door before you even had a chance to knock and sighed in relief, “You’re here.”

“That I am,” You said, and Jake held the door open wider for you to walk in.

“You look nice,” Jake said and took your purse from your hand, hanging it up on the hooks by the wall, “I wonder what’s underneath this.” His breath fanned your neck as he stepped closer to you, and ran his hands down your arms. You tilted your neck to the side as he placed a soft kiss on your skin, “So fucking-”

“Jacob! Is that girl of yours here!” A female voice called out.

Jake groaned and closed his eyes, “Better not keep them waiting.”

“Them?” You asked and Jake took your hand, walking into the kitchen. Your eyes widened in surprise as you saw not just one, but three women standing in Jake’s kitchen, around the island. Jake gave your hand a squeeze before walking back over to the stove.

“Are you going to introduce yourself?” A woman with long red hair asked you.

“Oh, I, uh-”

“Nance,” Jake scolded her lightly. He walked back over to you and put his hand on the small of your back, “This is Y/N. Y/N, this is my sister Nancy, my other sister Liz, and my mother, Olivia.”

“She’s a little young for you, don’t you think, Jacob,” Nancy said, and took a sip of her wine. Nancy looked almost exactly like their mother. Red hair, green eyes, fair skin. You could see a big diamond ring sitting on her perfectly manicured hands.

“What is that you do, Y/N?” Liz asked.

“Uh, I-”

“Stutter apparently,” Nancy joked.

You gulped, and Jake stiffened behind you, “I am a fourth year English major.”

“A college student?!” Liz exclaimed, “You were right, Nance, this is a rebound from Ally.”

“Alright, that’s enough,” Olivia said, “You seem like a nice young lady, Y/N. You from around here?”

“Yes ma’am, I am actually,” You said and Olivia nodded, “Grew up twenty minutes away from Chestnut Hill.” Jake patted your back and walked over to the stove, leaving you to chat with his mother.

Olivia, surprisingly, was nice like Jake had described. She welcomed you somewhat better than Nancy and Liz had. The two Seresin girls kept staring you down, making comments about every little thing that you had said. Jake occasionally would look over at you, giving you a look to make sure you were okay. When Jake had finished cooking, you helped him set the table as his mother and sisters were sitting in the living room.

“I’m sorry about the ambush,” Jake said as he brought the pan of fish to the table, “And for not making something vegetarian. Plenty of vegetables though.”

“It’s okay,” You smiled at him, “Google didn’t tell me a whole lot about your sisters. What do they do?”

“Nothing, literally,” Jake laughed, “Nancy is married to some oil tycoon back home in Austin. And Liz is married to the CEO of Texas State Bank. They sit on their asses in their beautiful houses all day and cash in on their husbands paychecks,” Jake placed the last dish on the table and turned to face you, “They have nothing on you,” He gently lifted your chin and placed a kiss on your lips, “I think you deserve a little something extra for being good for me.”

“I think I do too,” You said, and kissed him again only to be interrupted by someone clearing their voice. You looked up to see Nancy standing in the doorway, “Dinner’s ready!”

The sound of silverware hitting the white plates was louder than you could’ve ever possibly imagined. There was no talking between anyone at the table, just the clinking of silverware and the occasional glass. Jake sat at the head of the table, and you sat on his left, his mother across from you and Nancy next to you, and Liz across from her.

“You don’t eat meat?” Nancy asked, looking at your plate of just vegetables, scratches and fruits.

“No,” Jake answered for you, “She’s a vegetarian.”

“By choice?” Olivia asked.

“Yes, ma’am,” You nodded, “My mother suffered from fertility issues due to PCOS, and when they were trying to get pregnant with me, my dad found out that an all plant based diet can help. And clearly, it did,” You smiled, “They kept with the vegetarian diet even after I was born, and well, I just kind of adopted it too.”

“Couldn't have made your own choice, I presume?” Nancy said.

“I could’ve, and I did, for a while,” You shot back, “When I moved in with my grandparents there was a bit of an adjustment time, and it was hard to maintain that plant based diet, but once I got to highschool, I picked it back up.”

“Moved in with your grandparents?” Nancy asked, “Why?”

“Nance. . . don’t,” Jake warned.

“No, it’s okay,” You said, and placed your hand in his. He squeezed your hand and dabbed at his mouth with his napkin, “My parents died in a house fire when I was a teen. I moved in with my grandparents after that.”

“Oh you poor thing,” Olivia said, “That’s awful. Jake, you never told us that.”

“She doesn’t like to talk about it,” Jake looked over at you, “As you can imagine, it’s rather hard to speak about, but it makes her incredibly strong. The reason she pursued a degree in English was because of her mother. What was it that you said she used to read to you? The Tale of-”

“Desperoux,” You said, and were slightly shocked that Jake had remembered that from your entrance essay. There was something in Jake’s eyes, as he smiled at you. He lifted your hand to his mouth and kissed it. You felt a sudden rush of warmth flood through your body. It wasn’t one of lust, no, this one was different. Something that you hadn’t felt in years.

Once dinner was cleaned up, and the dishes were in the dishwasher, the group had retired to the living room. You sat under Jake’s arm on the couch, as Nancy, Liz and Olivia sat around in the chairs, telling stories about their childhoods back in Texas. From what you had read and seen via the internet, the Seresin kids grew up on a large acreage in a small town called Mayfield, about thirty minutes outside of Austin. It was land that had been in the Seresin family for years, due to Great-Great Grandad Seresin striking it rich in the oil industry. The Seresins were the perfect picture of Old Money, each of them going to expensive private schools and marrying rich.

“And you should’ve seen the look on daddy’s face when the cops showed up at the front door!” Olivia laughed as she told a story of the time that Jake and their other sister Amelia got in trouble for racing ATVs down the streets of town square, “Oh, Jacob was such a rebel!”

“Someone had to be,” Jake laughed, “The only boy in a family of four girls. Had to prove my masculinity.”

“So you have two other girls, Mrs. Seresin?” You asked.

She took a sip of her wine and nodded, “I do, but please, darling, call me Olivia,” You blushed but nodded. Jake squeezed your shoulder, “Amelia and Kathleen. Kathy is also a professor, but works at The University of Texas teaching statistics and Amelia is a doctor in Los Angeles.”

“Really? What does she specialize in?”

“Have you talked to Ally?” Nancy asked, cutting you off. You shrinked back into Jake’s side.

“I have not,” Jake answered, “The divorce is finalized. Why would I need to talk to her?”

“Just wondering if she knows about. . . this. . .” Nancy pointed between the two of you.

“I don’t think she really needs to know what I am doing with my life now that I am single, and divorced. Something that she so clearly couldn’t bother to do, seeing as she slept with the head of the biology department.”

“Is she still teaching at Boston?”

“No,” Jake said, coldy, “She’s not. The second I kicked her out, she packed her bags and flew back to Texas.”

“Oh that will be great,” Liz rolled her eyes, “Perfect for Dad’s image. You know he’s up for-”

“God! For once can we not talk about Dad and his stupid campaign,” Jake yelled. You felt him tense and gently started rubbing his thigh to get him to calm down. He settled back a little bit and released a sharp breath, “I know, he’s up for reelection, and I know the image of his son getting a divorce and dating someone younger, probably isn’t the best thing, but doesn't it matter that I am happy.” The room was quiet for a moment, before Jake stood up from the couch, “I think that’s enough family time for the night.”

You watched as he walked out of the living room, and ran up the stairs to his room. You flinched as you heard his bedroom door slam shut. You gave his family a shy smile, before standing up from your spot.

“I’m uh. . . going to check on him. It was nice meeting you all,” You said. Olivia smiled at you, and you followed the same path as Jake did. You didn’t bother knocking as you opened the door to his bedroom, seeing him pace around. The door was barely shut behind you, when Jake was pushing you against it. He kissed you roughly, his lips pressing against yours as he pinned you down with his hips. His lips went from yours, to your neck, his beard tickling you as he sucked harshly.

“W-wait!” You pushed him back gently, “Your mother and sisters are-”

“Don’t give a fuck. I need you,” He growled out. You pushed him back towards the bed, making him sit on the edge. He reached out to grab your hips, but you smacked his hands away, “Don’t fucking-”

“Shut up,” You demanded. He quirked an eyebrow at your sudden demanding demeanor. But he listened, and watched you with list blown eyes as you pushed your blazer off your shoulders, and pulled your white shirt over your body. Jake groaned at the sight of your full tits encased in a navy blue sheer lace bra. You slowly pulled your pants down your legs, revealing the matching panties underneath.

“Don’t tease me, baby, not tonight,” Jake moaned out, “Please baby girl.”

“Not little one?” You asked him.

“If you want me to treat you like a brat, I surely can,” Jake offered, “But I remember what I said, you deserve an award for your behavior. Now, let me give it to you.” You nodded and walked over to Jake.

You climbed in his lap, a leg on either side of his hips. His arms circled around your naked torso, and held you close. He pulled you into a tender kiss, causing a low buzz to settle at the base of your spine as you grind your hips into his. You took the opportunity to push his shoulders down on the bed, your lips never leaving his. Jake let out a soft grunt as you started to kiss your way down his neck, to the top of the sweater he wore. He got the hint and dragged the sweat up and over his body. You felt the ache between your stomach intensify at the sight of his chiseled body. You continued on your mission, and kissed down his torso, to the waistband of his trousers.

“I thought I was supposed to be rewarding you,” He quipped.

“You always reward me,” You winked, and undid his belt, “Now, let me reward you.”

Jake nodded and sat up as you went down to your knees, keeping eye contact with him as you pulled his pants and boxers down. His hard length sprung free and slapped against his stomach. You nearly drooled at the sight of his bright red tip, already leaking pre-cum.

“Already hard for me?” You teased, and grabbed the base of his cock in your hand.

“Always sweetheart,” Jake hissed as you licked a stripe from his balls to his tip, “You don’t know how hard it is to not bend you over in the middle of lecture. Why do you think I stand behind the podium so much now?” One of his hands made its way to your hair, guiding your movements as you took him in your mouth. They were gentle, letting you get used to the feel of him in your mouth. Jake was big, and you had difficulty fitting all of him in your mouth. You wrapped your hand around him, and moved in tandem with your mouth.

“All the way down,” Jake said and pushed your head until your nose was flush with his pubic bone. You couldn’t help but gag around him, “Good girl. Breathe through your nose.” You tried to listen to him but gagged again, and placed your hands on his thighs. He pulled you off of him by your hair and you sucked in a deep breath, “Fucking pathetic.” He growled. Jake moved you quickly, so you were on your back underneath him.

Jake didn’t even bother with foreplay, just spitting on your pussy, and spreading it with his cock, before pushing into you. You let out a small groan at the burning stretch, but you opened your legs wider to accept his hips pushing into yours. When he was balls deep, he waited a moment, feeling you flutter around him. Jake brought his hips back, and you expected a fast, brutal pace, instead it was slow as he penetrated you. Your eyes fluttered closed at the feeling of his cock brushing against your g-spot. Your fingers curled around his bicep for a moment, but then were gathered in one of his large hands and held above your head.

“Fuck,” Jake mumbled. His free hand grabbed your thigh, hiking your leg over his hip, so he could get even deeper. You cried out at the feeling of him being even deeper in you. You could feel the tip of his cock tapping at your cervix in painful pleasure.

“Not gonna last-” Your words were cut off by Jake leaning down to kiss you passionately. His hand that was holding your wrists, came down and grabbed your other legs, putting it over his hips. You got the hint, and locked your legs behind his back, bringing him as close to you as possible. You closed your eyes as you felt his lips sucking at your neck and collar bones. Your hands crawled at his back, surly leaving marks as his hips rolled into yours.

This is what he must have meant, you thought to yourself, the passion.

You had never felt pleasure like this before. Jake was skilled with his body, and was sending you over the edge of sure bliss. You felt your body being drugged further and further into the land of utter pleasure, and Jake could feel it too. He felt his body starting to tighten up, his balls feeling heavier, the growing fire in the pit of his stomach.

“Let go, baby,” Jake whispered in your ear, and you let out a wanton moan in response, “There you go. So good for me, so, so fucking good.”

“Oh fuck Jake,” Your legs shook, and ever coherent thought left your mind. You were totally at Jake’s mercy as he fucked himself through his own orgasm, his white seed coating your walls.

“I got you, baby, you’re okay,” Jake cooed, “Let go, let your body relax in pleasure.” His words were almost as if they were straight out of an erotica novel as he said them into your ear. You fought your mind from drifting over to the blissful post orgasm haze, but the feeling of Jake holding you tightly in his arms was enough to make you drift off.

The room was dark when you woke up. You were cold and looked down at your bare body against the white bedsheets. Sitting up, you clutched the sheets to your chest and looked around the bare room. You were still at Jake’s house, and in his bed, and naked. You smiled as you brushed your fingers over your still swollen lips. The ache between your thighs was a heavenly and painful reminder of the previous session of passion. You could say that you finally made love with someone.

You slide your panties up your legs and grab a random t-shirt from Jake’s dresser, sliding it over your body, before making your way down his stairs. You could see his frame sitting on the couch in front of the fire. He was sitting with your back to you, his arms draped over the back of the couch, and you quietly walked over to him. Jake had a glass of whiskey in one hand, as his green eyes watched the flames of the fire dance in front of him. He turned at the feeling of your hand on his shoulder.

“Why are you wearing my shirt?” His eyebrows furrowed.

“Oh, I didn’t feel like-”

“Aren’t you leaving now?”

“What?”

“Why are you still here?” He asked, “You leave after sex. It’s the rule.”

“I don’t think what just happened was sex-”

“What did you think it was?”

You blushed and looked down at your feet, “Making love?” It came out as more of a question than you intended it to. You looked up at Jake, his face was stoic, before he broke out into a laugh.

“You think that was making love?” He laughed and you felt your heart break in your chest. Jake shook his head as he stood up from the couch, “God, you’re much more gullible than I thought.” He walked over to you and kissed the top of your head. You retracted from the feeling of his lips on your skin, “I’m taking a shower. Be gone when I get done.”

He slapped your ass and walked up the stairs, leaving you alone in the living room.

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shibasommelier · 1 year

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theminionjcfucked · 9 months

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BB25 Houseguests as People you meet at a dysfunctional family reunion.

America: Little Brother Cory’s plus one to the reunion. She’s a bit mysterious, but she very intelligent. And she’s older than Cory. Her and Cory won’t really say what they are, but she clearly likes him, much to the Moms dismay. She’s very observant. All of this makes the Moms dislike her. But she doesn’t let it bother her.

Blue: Eldest Son Jared’s on again, off again girlfriend. She’s edgy and sexy. Way too cool for Jared. And she doesn’t really know if she likes Jared or not. Believes that she can fix him. (LITERALLY) The moms don’t like her either. She couldn’t give less of a fuck.

Bowie: Wine Aunt. She’s fun but in an odd way. She’s traveled the world. She’s always down to give you a makeover. Constantly switching careers, there’s a lot about her you don’t know. Including her age. And who’s she related to. Either way, you’ll find her on the dance floor with a glass of Chardonnay in her hand!

Cameron: Ex-husband. No one really knows if he’s Cirie or Felicia’s ex-husband, but what they do know is he’s fucking annoying. He wasn’t necessarily invited to the reunion, but he still showed up anyway. No one takes him seriously.

Cirie: Mother. She’s stressed. She’s got a big family to take care of and doesn’t know what to do with all this downtime. She may lose her head every now and then, but always manages to come back to earth. Jared is her favorite child. In her eyes, he can do no wrong. It’s a problem.

Cory: Little Brother. This man is always cooking up something. He’s a schemer and a bit of an evil genius. He’s a straight A student, valedictorian, Tae Kwon Do champion and a nerd. Also, for some unexplainable reason, he is a ladies man. All the girls flock to him. He told his Moms that America is just a friend.

Felicia: Mom. She’s a hardworking mother who has kept the house clean, fed her children, and made sure things are in order. But she’s quick to snap at you if you piss her off. Don’t come in this house without taking your shoes off in the foyer. Don’t leave the dishes in the sink. And don’t lie to her. She’ll know. And even if you didn’t lie, she’ll find something else wrong you did. Mom means business.

Hisam: Fun Uncle. Funkle, if you will. His entertainment knows no bounds. He can be a bit intense and somewhat condescending, but he’s too funny to not like. Unintentionally mean but always apologetic. The first one on the dance floor.

Izzy: Middle Child Syndrome: Example #1. She’s chaotic. A mess. Where is she? What is she doing? What is she talking about? She’s crying? Again? She is a handful but she’s very well rounded. Gay as hell. Over dramatic. The reason her Mothers hairs are turning gray.

Jag: Middle Child Syndrome: Example #2. It’s his fault. It’s always his fault. Even if he didn’t do it, it’s his fault. Gets blamed for everything. He’s always grounded. He’s grounded right now. What’s that? You want to dance? Sorry he can’t. He’s grounded. His Moms are always catching him in precarious situations. One time he got cussed out while wearing a chicken suit. It was weird. Secretly hangs out with Jared’s girlfriend. Nothing crazy going on, they’re just smoking weed.

Jared: Eldest Son. He is the golden child to his parents. Anything but to rest of the family. He’s arrogant and got some pretty fucked views about women. Very controlling over his on again, off again girlfriend. Also can’t shut the fuck up about anything. Tells everyone at the reunion the family secrets. He likes the attention.

Kirsten: The Neighbor. She just wanted to drop in and leave y’all a plate of cookies. The Moms are suspicious of her. They stare at her through the window blinds and talk about how they think she’s a trained assassin. Waved goodbye to the family as they headed off to the reunion. She’s just a neighbor, minding her business.

Matt: Middle Child Syndrome: Example #3. He’s a bit shy, but a very accomplished young man. Works hard. Trains hard. His parents are proud of him. He gets his heart broken too easily. He’s a torn individual. He can’t decide if he wants to do basketball or musical theatre. He might burst into a power ballad every once in a while. Often seen staring at his reflection in the water or prancing through a golf course. He doesn’t know what he wants. All he knows, is he’s got it get his head in the game.

Mecole: Eldest Daughter. She’s is an extremely accomplished young woman with a strong head on her shoulders. But she unfortunately bares the strain of being prefect for being the oldest. She’s constantly criticized and made out to be the bad guy, even though all she’s trying to do is hold the family together. She’s loves math.

Red: That One Cousin. We don’t really know which side of the family his from. He just shows up. Very hard to read. You never know what his political affiliations are. One thing is for sure, he provided the weed.

Reilly: The Neighborhood Kid. She’s rides her bike around in circles in the cul-de-sac. She’s comes over all the time and asks annoying questions. Cries when you tell her to go away. She showed up to the reunion to hang out. The Moms called her parents right away and she got taken home. She sells lemonade on the weekends.

#big brother #cbs #bb25 #houseguests as

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birdsaretoddlers · 3 months

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Chardonnay anon is back to thank Miss Bird for updating Static. I’ve spent the last hour desperately scrounging through Ao3 not unlike a feral raccoon, and just so happened to feel a tugging to return to your blog to check for updates. And would you look at that. An update.

I haven’t eaten today yet, what would you recommend buying to enjoy while reading this latest chapter? Once again thank you for your service, you’re now tasked with keeping the Vox fandom alive until next year when season 2 returns.

currently it's 12:40 at night and im eating sugar cookies. i do not think i am the arbiter of good dietary choices my dear.

anyway get bbq. for me. i fucking love carolina bbq

I WILL KEEP THE VOX FANDOM FED BUT RIGHT NOW IT'S ALASTOR'S TURN TO SERVE

#i really should not be eating cookies rn.#but.#bird droppings #augh i have work tomorrow.#🥂anon #static shock

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typingcorgi · 1 year

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thanks @littlemisspascal for the tag!

5 Drinks to Get to Know Me:

1.) ice water in my Stanley cup, because I’m a basic ass bitch. Honestly this cup keeps my water cold for HOURS and i love it so much. It’s pretty and pink. 💕💕

2). Decaf coffee with oat milk or oat milk creamer! My fav is the oatmeal cookie oat creamer from Silk 😌❤️ i order some iteration of this whether it be a latte or just a drip coffee whenever I’m bored and need something to do. Lol

3.) flavored seltzer because i love a fizzy drink that isn’t overly sweet (so no coke for me plssss) i love seltzer with fresh lime squeezed in!

4.) Chardonnay, the best wine tbh, makes me feel very bougie on a budget

5.) spicy margaritas when I’m feeling spicy 🌶️

tagging anyone who feels like doing this!

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actowiz-123 · 1 month

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Scrape Food & Drink Delivery Data from Favor

Introduction

In today's digital age, data is the new currency, and businesses are constantly seeking insights to stay ahead of the curve. Food and drink delivery services like Favor have become integral parts of our lives, offering convenience at our fingertips. But did you know that you can extract valuable data from Favor to uncover trends, preferences, and consumer behavior? In this blog post, we'll explore the world of web scraping and how you can leverage it to scrape food delivery data from Favor.

About Favor Delivery

Established in Austin in 2013, Favor Delivery expanded its reach to encompass over 400 cities throughout Texas. With a fleet exceeding 100,000 Runners, the service has facilitated the delivery of over 80 million Favors to date. These deliveries include various items, from restaurant meals and alcoholic beverages to groceries and everyday essentials. Notably, in 2018, Favor achieved a significant milestone by becoming the first on-demand delivery company in the United States to attain profitability. This success caught the attention of grocery giant H-E-B, a cherished institution in Texas since its inception in 1905, leading to its acquisition of Favor.

Some Key Statistics of Favor Food Delivery in 2023

These statistics are taken from the inaugural "How Texas Orders In Report released by Favor Delivery, the sole restaurant delivery app designed by and for Texans, and now a part of H-E-B.

The data extracted for the report, covering the period from August 2022 to August 2023, confirms what many might expect: tacos hold the 1st position as the most favorite item in the state. Following closely behind are burgers as well as French fries, securing their spots as the 2nd and 3rd most favorite items in 2023, respectively.

The Rio Grande Valley emerges as the frontrunner for culinary preferences in tamale orders. At the same time, Dallas-Fort Worth takes the lead for the highest volume of chicken-fried steak, which is favored over any other market.

After considerable debate regarding the ideal accompaniment for tortilla chips, salsa emerges victorious, claiming the top spot, closely followed by queso, and then guacamole.

Regarding coffee preferences, Favor orders for iced coffee considerably surpass those for hot coffee statewide.

In San Antonio, residents satisfy their thirst with Big Red and iced tea, while Austinites lean towards kombucha, Dr Pepper, and coffee deliveries.

Houston solidifies its position as the wine consumption capital of Texas, leading in delivery orders for this beverage compared to other markets. Chardonnay, Cabernet Sauvignon, Pinot Grigio, and Rosé are among the preferred choices in the Bayou City.

Burgers, tacos, and chicken tenders are renowned favorites among college students at Texas' top universities. However, the cravings of Rice University students distinguish them from their peers, with a preference for donuts, sushi, and kolaches. Texas Christian University students opt for pasta, quesadillas, and burritos as their top choices, while Baylor University students are known for their fondness for cookies. Meanwhile, at the University of Texas at Arlington, egg rolls have captured a notable preference among students.

In Austin, the preference leans towards milder condiments, with ranch and ketchup topping the list of most ordered. Meanwhile, in the Rio Grande Valley, residents opt for a spicier palate, favoring hot sauce and chamoy to add some heat to their dishes.

In Dallas-Fort Worth, a display of Texas pride is evident, with the highest orders for cowboy boots and hats.

Texans' affection for their furry companions shines through in Houston, where pet owners prioritize ordering dog toys, closely followed by residents of Austin.

Austin, known for its outdoorsy vibe, demonstrates a penchant for over-the-counter allergy medicine and sunscreen, catering to its active population.

Corpus Christi, basking in sunny weather, leads the pack in ordering pool floats, reflecting the city's love for aquatic leisure activities.

Wing orders reach new heights during top national football and college basketball games.

On the Fourth of July, burgers are the preferred choice over hot dogs in all markets.

Why Scrape Food Delivery Data from Favor?

Scraping food delivery data from Favor provides businesses, researchers, and academics with valuable insights that can drive market analysis, competitor analysis, menu optimization, marketing strategies, forecasting, planning, and research. By leveraging Favor's datasets through scraping tools or APIs, stakeholders can gain a competitive edge and unlock new opportunities for growth and innovation in the dynamic food delivery market.

Market Analysis: Scraping food delivery data from Favor allows businesses to conduct comprehensive market analysis. By analyzing Favor's datasets, businesses can gain insights into consumer preferences, popular food items, peak ordering times, and regional trends, helping them make informed decisions about their offerings and marketing strategies.

Competitor Analysis: With the strategic advantage of Favor scraper tools or Favor scraping APIs, businesses can gather data on their competitors' performance on the platform. By analyzing competitor data, businesses cannot only identify gaps in the market and assess their competitive position but also take control of their market position and fine-tune their offerings to stand out in the crowded food delivery market, empowering them to make informed decisions.

Menu Optimization: Favor food delivery data scraping provides valuable insights into which menu items are popular among customers and which are underperforming. Businesses can use this data to optimize their menus, remove unpopular items, and introduce new dishes likely to resonate with customers, ultimately increasing sales and customer satisfaction.

Marketing Insights: By doing Favor app data extraction, businesses can uncover valuable marketing insights, such as the most effective promotions, advertising channels, and customer engagement strategies. This data can inform businesses' marketing efforts, helping them target the right audience with the right message at the right time to maximize ROI.

Forecasting and Planning: Favor datasets can forecast demand and planning operations. By analyzing historical data on order volumes, seasonal trends, and demographic preferences, businesses can predict future demand, optimize inventory management, and plan staffing levels accordingly to ensure efficient operations and timely order fulfillment.

Research and Innovation: Researchers and academics are crucial in shaping the food delivery industry. By leveraging Favor scraping APIs to access large datasets, they can conduct studies on consumer behavior, food trends, and the impact of food delivery services on society. This data is not just information but a valuable resource that can contribute to the development of innovative solutions, policies, and strategies, emphasizing the importance of their work in shaping the industry.

Data Fields You Can Scrape with Favor Food Delivery Data Scraping

When scraping food delivery data from Favor, you can extract a wide range of data fields that provide valuable insights into customer preferences, restaurant performance, and market trends. Some of the key data fields you can scrape include:

Restaurant Name

Cuisine Type

Location (Address, City, State, Zip Code)

Operating Hours

Contact Information (Phone Number, Email)

Menu Name

Description

Price

Ingredients

Dietary Labels (E.G., Vegetarian, Gluten-Free)

Order Id

Date And Time Of Order

Delivery Address

Order Status (E.G., Confirmed, In Progress, Delivered)

Payment Method

Customer Id

Name

Contact Information (Phone Number, Email)

Delivery Preferences (E.G., Delivery Instructions)

Delivery Driver Information (Name, Contact)

Delivery Time

Delivery Fee

Special Promotions Or Discounts Applied

Customer Reviews

Ratings (E.G., Star Ratings)

Feedback Or Comments

Previous Orders

Order Frequency

Order Value

Special Offers

Discount Codes

Promotional Campaigns

Popular Menu Items

Peak Ordering Times

Seasonal Trends

Market Preferences By Location

Scraping Food Delivery Data from Favor

Several effective methods exist for scraping food delivery data from Favor. One popular approach involves utilizing Python libraries like BeautifulSoup or Scrapy, which enable you to parse the HTML content of Favor's website and extract relevant information such as restaurant menus, prices, delivery times, and customer reviews. These libraries provide flexible and customizable solutions for Favor app data extraction, allowing you to create comprehensive datasets tailored to your specific analysis needs.

Alternatively, you can leverage specialized web scraping tools or services designed explicitly for extracting data from delivery platforms like Favor. These tools often come equipped with user-friendly interfaces and pre-built scrapers optimized for scraping data from Favor, streamlining the scraping process and saving you time and effort. Additionally, some tools may offer advanced features such as scheduling, data cleansing, and integration with other data analysis tools, further enhancing the efficiency and effectiveness of your data extraction efforts.

Whether you choose to utilize Python libraries or specialized scraping tools, the key is to ensure that you adhere to Favor's terms of service and respect their data usage policies. By employing proper scraping techniques and tools, you can gather valuable Favor datasets to fuel your analysis and insights, empowering you to make informed decisions and drive success in the competitive food delivery market.

The Code

This code sends a GET request to the Favor website, parses the HTML content using BeautifulSoup, and extracts the names of restaurants. You can modify the code to scrape other information such as menu items, prices, delivery times, and customer reviews by inspecting the HTML structure of the webpage and identifying the appropriate tags and classes to target. Additionally, you may need to handle pagination or use other techniques if the data you want to scrape is spread across multiple pages.

Conclusion

At Actowiz Solutions, we recognize the transformative potential of scraping food delivery data from Favor. Businesses, researchers, and enthusiasts can unlock valuable insights into consumer behavior, market trends, and business opportunities by harnessing the power of web scraping techniques. Whether you seek to refine your restaurant's menu or conduct in-depth market research, Favor app data extraction is a formidable tool. Elevate your strategies and drive success with Actowiz Solutions. Contact us today to explore how we can empower your endeavors with actionable data insights. You can also reach us for all your mobile app scraping, data collection, instant data scraper and web scraping service requirements.

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kolikei · 1 year

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Wwoohoo more of my Vampire and his mother headcanons!

Context :

Chardonnay Cookie had always wanted to have a child of her own or something resembling one. She had the right magic instructions and more than enough magical power to make it happen but one thing that she was always missing was a sacrifice to make everything come together, being a vampire she didn't have ANY good relationships with the human / regular cookie beings and with all the vampire hunters roaming around, she had no choice but to look for substitutes such as animals or parts of her own flesh.

She had stayed up endless nights, concocting more and more experiments and attempts at making her own child as her kind ( Vampires ) were slowly getting killed more and more until she was the very last of her kind and that meant this had became the most important thing she was working on cause if not, every vampire in existence would be dead and their kind would just be history.

As a last ditch effort, she went out to go hunt for a human / cookie after every substitute had failed for her, quickly killing them after bringing them back to her house as she dragged them into her cauldron and initiated the spell.

The cauldron fizzed and bubbled before she saw something floating around in the cauldron, using her magic to lift it up and to a great discovery, her 1,260th attempt had finally succeeded but at what cost?

Also Vampire's bald / shaved spot is just a birth defect from how Chardonnay had slowly lost her energy and power from the amount of failed attempts she had done and lack of blood consumption from also being a vampire

#vampire cookie #digital art #art #cookie run vampire cookie #oc art #my oc art #I originally wanted to draw Vampire's full body but then realized he would just be completely naked from being fresh out the oven #so just have his head and a very small portion of his body instead

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littleharpethcrossfit · 2 months

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Thursday, 21 March, 2024

Warmup

A gorgeous evening at the Barn.

4 Rounds

Light Bands

10 Standing Presses

10 Pull Aparts

Strength

Ground To Overheads: 1 / 1 / 1 / 1 / 1 / 1 / 1

Progress To Your Best Today

Larry=215 Chase=205 Robert*=200 Tim=165 Dana/Chad=145 Herb=125 Tom=110 Sue=80 Joe=95 Kayla=65 Jasper=25 Linda/Sam/Coach/Shannon/Anna/Alicia/Tiffany/Sabrina=did it but too shy to post.

WOD

Equipment:

2 Dumb-Bells (50/35/20) 1 Kettle-Bell (70/53/35) Jump Rope ERG ?

5 Rounds For Time

15 Dumb-Bell Push-Press

50 Feet DB Front Rack Lunge Steps

15 Kettle-Bell Swings

50 Double-Under's (100 Singles)

Run 800/Row-Ski 1000/Bike 2000m (Once Any Time)

Jasper=12:20 Sue=20:35 Kayla=20:40 Anna=21:24 Larry=21:35* Tim=23:23 Robert=23:25* Herb=25:18 Dana=27:02** Shannon=27:30 Chad=27:38 Tom=27:45 Chase*=28:04 Linda=28:29 Joe=32:21 Sam/Alicia/Tiffany/Sabrina/Coach=no score posted

Notes:

Alicia brought a friend. Tiffany knows the Rousseau girls and family. I offered Tiffany the Lifetime Free Membership along with the ceremonial LHDF jersey, but unfortunately she just paid up her Iron Tribe fees which were probably over $2000 for 6 months. Adios Tiffany.

The wine and snacks were great but somewhat subdued. Kayla made a huge tray of some kinda burger-buns, Quite tasty. Shannon brought fresh cuke's and dip which I hogged. Alicia brought that warm dip that everyone knows the name of except me. Delicious. And Anna brought a big tray of fresh home-made cinnamon (sp) cookies. There were other contributions I hate to not mention, but I forget. The subdued part was the sparse amount of wine available. There were 2 Rose' wines, a Chardonnay, and a few reds. The wines lasted because players simply weren't playing. Robert, Chad & Miss Linda are pretend Mormon's, and a few others who will go un-spot-lighted only pretended to hold a glass. So that left only about 8 people who seriously contributed to emptying the wine bottles.

Saturday at 0730 and at 0930. The weather is supposed to cooperate. We will be doing a WOD in honor of our famous Bird-Man Joe. I realize this will be about 30 days early, but he is in such demand that we have to fit it in whenever we can. He and Carol will be on a cruise for some of those days.

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shibasommelier · 1 year

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2012 Pol Roger Brut Rosé

Feeling a little fancy with this rosé champagne from Pol Roger. A fun nose of raspberries, plums, red berries, linzer cookies, blood orange, and a hint of spice. Similar notes on the palate with a bit of a bite. Not my favorite coming out of Pol Roger but a nice tipple nonetheless.

3/5 bones

$$$$$

Chardonnay, Pinot Noir

12.5% abv

Champagne, FRANCE

#shiba #shiba inu #rosé #yes way rosé #champagne #pol roger #shibe #doge #sheeb #red sheeb #cute #dogs #animals

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brookston · 2 months

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Holidays 3.19

Holidays

Adopt a Dinosaur Day

Ash Tree Day (French Republic)

Carpenter Day (Mexico)

Certified Nurses Day

Client’s Day

Commemoration of the Victory over Kadhafi (Libya)

C-SPANniversary

Day of Equality (Finland)

Day of Women Artisans

Deskfast Day

El Pujilay (Bolivia)

Father’s Day (Belgium, Bolivia, Honduras, Italy, Portugal, Spain)

First Day of Spring [Vernal Equinox, Northern Hemisphere] (a.k.a. …

Akitu Festival begins (Ancient Sumeria)

Alban Eiler (a.k.a. Ostara; Celtic, Pagan) [2 of 8 Festivals of the Natural Year]

Bed in For Peace Day

Chunfen (China)

Dísablót (Honoring the ancient Norse Goddess Dís)

Earth Equinox Day

Festival of Dumuzi (Return of god of life & death to be with goddess of life which brings the Spring; Sumerian)

Festival of Iduna (Goddess of Spring, Keeper of the Apples of Youth; Norse)

Fragrance and Flower Day

Free Cone Day (Dairy Queen)

Great American Meatout Day

Haru-no-Higan (Japanese Buddhist)

Harvest Festival and Coming Forth of the Great Ones from the House of Ra (Ancient Egypt)

Higan (Japan)

International Astrology Day

International Earth Day

Jare (Old Slavic)

Kōreisai (Japan)

Kuulcan Snake God in Chicken Itza (Yucatan)

Mabon (Old Anglo-Teutonic)

Maslenitsa (Asatru/Slavic Pagan)

Méan Earraigh (Pagan)

New Year's Day (a.k.a. Equinox of the Gods; Thelema)

Ostara (Wiccan Fire Fertility Festival)

Pacha Pucuy (Earth Ripening; Ancient Inca)

Passaround (The Season of Fertility; Church of the SubGenius)

Plant a Seed Day

Proposal Day

Shunbun no Hi (Japan)

Snowman Burning Day

Summer-Finding (Asatru)

Sun-Earth Day

Taoist Festival of Shen (Water, East & Spring)

Vernal Equinox

World Storytelling Day

International Client’s Day

International Day of the Artisan

International Read To Me Day

Josefistag (Liechtenstein)

Kashubian Unity Day (Poland)

Let's Laugh Day

Lunar Eclipse Day

Minna Canth Day (Finland)

National Automatic Door Day

National Backyard Day

National Certified Nurse Day

National Day of Oil (Iran)

National Drillbrush Cleaning Day

National Stretch Mark Day

National 3D Day

Oil Nationalization Day (Iran)

Operation Iraqi Freedom Day (US)

Pet Passport Day (UK)

Plant a Seed Day

St. Joseph's Day (traditional beginning of Frühjahrsbierfest in Munich)

See If You Can Find Someone Who Remembers Honey West Day

Swallows Day (traditional return to Mission San Juan Capistrano)

Taxonomist Appreciation Day

319 Day

Unity Day (Kashubia)

What the Heck Was That Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

Bockbier Season begins [lasts 2 weeks]

Chardonnay Day (Cakebread)

Chocolate Caramel Day

National Oatmeal Cookie Day

Poultry Day

3rd Tuesday in March

National Agriculture Day (a.k.a. National Ag Day) [3rd Tuesday]

Tea for Two Tuesday [3rd Tuesday]

World Social Work Day [3rd Tuesday]

Weekly Holidays beginning March 19 (3rd Week)

National Bubble Week [thru 3.26]

Independence & Related Days

Alexostan (Declared; 2017) [unrecognized]

Massachusetts Colony (Founded; 1634)

New Year’s Days

Akitu begins (Babylonian New Year Festival celebrating the marriage of Haven and Earth; Everyday Wicca) [thru 3.28]

Festivals Beginning March 19, 2024

Balloons Over Waikato (Hamilton, New Zealand) [thru 3.24]

International Pizza Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) [thru 3.21]

Sulyog Festival (Bongabond, Philippines)

Feast Days

Albert Pinkham Ryder (Artology)

Alemund of England (Christian; Martyr)

Alkmund of Derby (Christian; Saint)

Beer Appreciation Day (Pastafarian)

Feast of St. Joseph [Austria, Malta]

Festival of Anna Perenna (Goddess of the Circle of the Year; Ancient Rome)

Georges de la Tour (Artology)

Goddess of Fertility Day (Pagan)

Greater Dionysia (Ancient Greece)

John of Panaca (Christian; Saint)

Joseph (Christian; Saint) [traditional beginning of Munich’s Frühjahrsbierfest]

Joseph Albers (Artology)

Landoald and His Companions (Christian; Martyrs)

Lesser Panathenaea (Ancient Greece)

Maxwell Smart Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Minervalia (Festival to Minerva; Ancient Rome)

Mojoday (Discordian)

Nemetona (Goddess of the Sacred Grove; Celtic Book of Days)

Only 287 Drinking Days ’till 2025 Day (Pastafarian)

Philip Roth (Writerism)

Ostara Frittata Day (Starza Pagan Book of Days)

Quinquatria (a.k.a. The Mivervalia; Festival to Minerva; Ancient Rome)

Quinquatria, Day 1: Racing Day (Pagan)

Saint Joseph (Western Christianity; if this date falls on Sunday, the feast is moved to Monday March 20) [Austria, Canada, Belgium]

Sitala (Hinduism)

Tara Puja (Buddhism)

Urbn Dionysian (Ancient Greece)

Xenocrates (Positivist; Saint)

Zimber Quattro’s Revenge Week (Shamanism)

Zoot (Muppetism)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Lucky Day (Philippines) [35 of 71]

Taian (大安 Japan) [Lucky all day.]

Umu Limnu (Evil Day; Babylonian Calendar; 13 of 60)

Premieres

Amos ’n’ Andy (Radio Series; 1928)

Blackboard Jungle (Film; 1955)

Bob Dylan, by Bob Dylan (Album; 1962)

Born on a Pirate Ship, by Barenaked Ladies (Album; 1996)

The Bounty Hunter (Film; 2010)

Bright Lights (Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Disney Cartoon; 1928)

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (Film; 1921)

Cello Concerto in B Minor, by Antonin Dvořák (Cello Concerto; 1896)

City, by Clifford D. Simak (Novel; 1952)

Copy Cat (Animated Antics Cartoon; 1941)

Crosby, Columbo, and Vallee (WB MM Cartoon; 1932)

The Day the Universe Changed (UK Documentary Series; 1985)

DC Super Hero Girls: Super Hero High (WB Animated Film; 2016)

Deathtrap (Film; 1982)

Dressed to Kill, by KISS (Album; 1975)

Erased (Anime Film; 2016)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Film; 2004)

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV Series; 2021)

Faust, by Charles Gounod (Opera; 1859)

Flying South, featuring Farmer Al Falfa (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1937)

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Film; 2010)

Goldimouse and the Three Cats (WB LT Cartoon; 1960)

Green Eyes, by Jimmy Dorsey (Song; 1941)

Kate & Allie (TV Series; 1984)

A Leak in the Dike (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1965)

Magic and Music (Animated Disney TV Special; 1958)

Mickey Down Under (Disney Cartoon; 1948)

My Artictical Temperature (Fleischer Popeye Cartoon; 1937)

The Nutcracker Suite, by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky (Concert Suite ; 1892)

The 100 (TV Series; 2014)

The Opening of Misty Beethoven (Adult Film; 1976)

Point of No Return (Film; 1993)

Porky’s (Film; 1982)

Porky’s Phoney Express (WB LT Cartoon; 1938)

The Runaways (Film; 2010)

Samson Scraps (Modern Madcaps Cartoon; 1962)

The Shaggy Dog (Film; 1959)

Shipyard Symphony (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1943)

A Sight for Squaw Eyes (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1963)

Sliphorn King of Polar (Swing Symphony Cartoon; 1945)

South Pacific (Film; 1958)

Sugar Foot Stomp, recorded by Fletcher Henderson (Song; 1931)

Takin’ It To the Streets, by The Doobie Brothers (Album; 1976)

Think Before You Pink (Pink Panther Cartoon; 1969)

Tommy (Film; 1975)

Too Weak to Work (Fleischer/Famous Popeye Cartoon; 1943)

T.V. or No T.V. (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1962)

We’re in the Honey (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1948)

Who Killed Cock-Robin (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1933)

Today’s Name Days

Josef, Josefa, Josefine (Austria)

Ida, Josip, Josipa, Zlata (Croatia)

Josef (Czech Republic)

Joseph (Denmark)

Joosep, Joosu (Estonia)

Joose, Joosef, Jooseppi, Josefiina, Juuso (Finland)

Joseph (France)

Gero, Josef, Josefa, Josefine, Joseph (Germany)

Chrysanthos, Dareia, Hrysanthos (Greece)

Bánk, József (Hungary)

Giuseppe, Giuseppina, Pino, Quartilla, Quinto, Sibilla (Italy)

Daris, Inga, Ingrīda, Ingus, Jāzeps (Latvia)

Juozapas, Juozas, Vilė, Vilys (Lithuania)

Josef, Josefine (Norway)

Bogdan, Józef (Poland)

Daria, Hrisant (Romania)

Jozef (Slovakia)

José (Spain)

Josef, Josefina (Sweden)

Daria, Daryna, Darusia, Ilaria, Laria (Ukraine)

Donahue, Donavan, Donovan, Dorian, Joe, Joey, Jose, Josef, Joseph, Wyatt (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 79 of 2024; 287 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 2 of week 12 of 2024

Celtic Tree Calendar: Fearn (Alder) [Day 3 of 28]

Chinese: Month 2 (Ding-Mao), Day 10 (Ren-Wu)

Chinese Year of the: Dragon 4722 (until January 29, 2025)

Hebrew: 9 Adair II 5784

Islamic: 9 Ramadan 1445

J Cal: 19 Green; Fryday [19 of 30]

Julian: 6 March 2024

Moon: 75%: Waxing Gibbous

Positivist: 23 Aristotle (3rd Month) [Philo of Alexandria]

Runic Half Month: Beore (Birch Tree) [Day 10 of 15]

Season: Spring (Day 1 of 92)

Week: 3rd Week of March

Zodiac: Pisces (Day 30 of 30)

#calendar #Holidays

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brookstonalmanac · 2 months

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Holidays 3.19

Holidays

Adopt a Dinosaur Day

Ash Tree Day (French Republic)

Carpenter Day (Mexico)

Certified Nurses Day

Client’s Day

Commemoration of the Victory over Kadhafi (Libya)

C-SPANniversary

Day of Equality (Finland)

Day of Women Artisans

Deskfast Day

El Pujilay (Bolivia)

Father’s Day (Belgium, Bolivia, Honduras, Italy, Portugal, Spain)

First Day of Spring [Vernal Equinox, Northern Hemisphere] (a.k.a. …

Akitu Festival begins (Ancient Sumeria)

Alban Eiler (a.k.a. Ostara; Celtic, Pagan) [2 of 8 Festivals of the Natural Year]

Bed in For Peace Day

Chunfen (China)

Dísablót (Honoring the ancient Norse Goddess Dís)

Earth Equinox Day

Festival of Dumuzi (Return of god of life & death to be with goddess of life which brings the Spring; Sumerian)

Festival of Iduna (Goddess of Spring, Keeper of the Apples of Youth; Norse)

Fragrance and Flower Day

Free Cone Day (Dairy Queen)

Great American Meatout Day

Haru-no-Higan (Japanese Buddhist)

Harvest Festival and Coming Forth of the Great Ones from the House of Ra (Ancient Egypt)

Higan (Japan)

International Astrology Day

International Earth Day

Jare (Old Slavic)

Kōreisai (Japan)

Kuulcan Snake God in Chicken Itza (Yucatan)

Mabon (Old Anglo-Teutonic)

Maslenitsa (Asatru/Slavic Pagan)

Méan Earraigh (Pagan)

New Year's Day (a.k.a. Equinox of the Gods; Thelema)

Ostara (Wiccan Fire Fertility Festival)

Pacha Pucuy (Earth Ripening; Ancient Inca)

Passaround (The Season of Fertility; Church of the SubGenius)

Plant a Seed Day

Proposal Day

Shunbun no Hi (Japan)

Snowman Burning Day

Summer-Finding (Asatru)

Sun-Earth Day

Taoist Festival of Shen (Water, East & Spring)

Vernal Equinox

World Storytelling Day

International Client’s Day

International Day of the Artisan

International Read To Me Day

Josefistag (Liechtenstein)

Kashubian Unity Day (Poland)

Let's Laugh Day

Lunar Eclipse Day

Minna Canth Day (Finland)

National Automatic Door Day

National Backyard Day

National Certified Nurse Day

National Day of Oil (Iran)

National Drillbrush Cleaning Day

National Stretch Mark Day

National 3D Day

Oil Nationalization Day (Iran)

Operation Iraqi Freedom Day (US)

Pet Passport Day (UK)

Plant a Seed Day

St. Joseph's Day (traditional beginning of Frühjahrsbierfest in Munich)

See If You Can Find Someone Who Remembers Honey West Day

Swallows Day (traditional return to Mission San Juan Capistrano)

Taxonomist Appreciation Day

319 Day

Unity Day (Kashubia)

What the Heck Was That Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

Bockbier Season begins [lasts 2 weeks]

Chardonnay Day (Cakebread)

Chocolate Caramel Day

National Oatmeal Cookie Day

Poultry Day

3rd Tuesday in March

National Agriculture Day (a.k.a. National Ag Day) [3rd Tuesday]

Tea for Two Tuesday [3rd Tuesday]

World Social Work Day [3rd Tuesday]

Weekly Holidays beginning March 19 (3rd Week)

National Bubble Week [thru 3.26]

Independence & Related Days

Alexostan (Declared; 2017) [unrecognized]

Massachusetts Colony (Founded; 1634)

New Year’s Days

Akitu begins (Babylonian New Year Festival celebrating the marriage of Haven and Earth; Everyday Wicca) [thru 3.28]

Festivals Beginning March 19, 2024

Balloons Over Waikato (Hamilton, New Zealand) [thru 3.24]

International Pizza Expo (Las Vegas, Nevada) [thru 3.21]

Sulyog Festival (Bongabond, Philippines)

Feast Days

Albert Pinkham Ryder (Artology)

Alemund of England (Christian; Martyr)

Alkmund of Derby (Christian; Saint)

Beer Appreciation Day (Pastafarian)

Feast of St. Joseph [Austria, Malta]

Festival of Anna Perenna (Goddess of the Circle of the Year; Ancient Rome)

Georges de la Tour (Artology)

Goddess of Fertility Day (Pagan)

Greater Dionysia (Ancient Greece)

John of Panaca (Christian; Saint)

Joseph (Christian; Saint) [traditional beginning of Munich’s Frühjahrsbierfest]

Joseph Albers (Artology)

Landoald and His Companions (Christian; Martyrs)

Lesser Panathenaea (Ancient Greece)

Maxwell Smart Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Minervalia (Festival to Minerva; Ancient Rome)

Mojoday (Discordian)

Nemetona (Goddess of the Sacred Grove; Celtic Book of Days)

Only 287 Drinking Days ’till 2025 Day (Pastafarian)

Philip Roth (Writerism)

Ostara Frittata Day (Starza Pagan Book of Days)

Quinquatria (a.k.a. The Mivervalia; Festival to Minerva; Ancient Rome)

Quinquatria, Day 1: Racing Day (Pagan)

Saint Joseph (Western Christianity; if this date falls on Sunday, the feast is moved to Monday March 20) [Austria, Canada, Belgium]

Sitala (Hinduism)

Tara Puja (Buddhism)

Urbn Dionysian (Ancient Greece)

Xenocrates (Positivist; Saint)

Zimber Quattro’s Revenge Week (Shamanism)

Zoot (Muppetism)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Lucky Day (Philippines) [35 of 71]

Taian (大安 Japan) [Lucky all day.]

Umu Limnu (Evil Day; Babylonian Calendar; 13 of 60)

Premieres

Amos ’n’ Andy (Radio Series; 1928)

Blackboard Jungle (Film; 1955)

Bob Dylan, by Bob Dylan (Album; 1962)

Born on a Pirate Ship, by Barenaked Ladies (Album; 1996)

The Bounty Hunter (Film; 2010)

Bright Lights (Oswald the Lucky Rabbit Disney Cartoon; 1928)

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari (Film; 1921)

Cello Concerto in B Minor, by Antonin Dvořák (Cello Concerto; 1896)

City, by Clifford D. Simak (Novel; 1952)

Copy Cat (Animated Antics Cartoon; 1941)

Crosby, Columbo, and Vallee (WB MM Cartoon; 1932)

The Day the Universe Changed (UK Documentary Series; 1985)

DC Super Hero Girls: Super Hero High (WB Animated Film; 2016)

Deathtrap (Film; 1982)

Dressed to Kill, by KISS (Album; 1975)

Erased (Anime Film; 2016)

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (Film; 2004)

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV Series; 2021)

Faust, by Charles Gounod (Opera; 1859)

Flying South, featuring Farmer Al Falfa (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1937)

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (Film; 2010)

Goldimouse and the Three Cats (WB LT Cartoon; 1960)

Green Eyes, by Jimmy Dorsey (Song; 1941)

Kate & Allie (TV Series; 1984)

A Leak in the Dike (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1965)

Magic and Music (Animated Disney TV Special; 1958)

Mickey Down Under (Disney Cartoon; 1948)

My Artictical Temperature (Fleischer Popeye Cartoon; 1937)

The Nutcracker Suite, by Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky (Concert Suite ; 1892)

The 100 (TV Series; 2014)

The Opening of Misty Beethoven (Adult Film; 1976)

Point of No Return (Film; 1993)

Porky’s (Film; 1982)

Porky’s Phoney Express (WB LT Cartoon; 1938)

The Runaways (Film; 2010)

Samson Scraps (Modern Madcaps Cartoon; 1962)

The Shaggy Dog (Film; 1959)

Shipyard Symphony (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1943)

A Sight for Squaw Eyes (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1963)

Sliphorn King of Polar (Swing Symphony Cartoon; 1945)

South Pacific (Film; 1958)

Sugar Foot Stomp, recorded by Fletcher Henderson (Song; 1931)

Takin’ It To the Streets, by The Doobie Brothers (Album; 1976)

Think Before You Pink (Pink Panther Cartoon; 1969)

Tommy (Film; 1975)

Too Weak to Work (Fleischer/Famous Popeye Cartoon; 1943)

T.V. or No T.V. (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1962)

We’re in the Honey (Noveltoons Cartoon; 1948)

Who Killed Cock-Robin (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1933)

Today’s Name Days

Josef, Josefa, Josefine (Austria)

Ida, Josip, Josipa, Zlata (Croatia)

Josef (Czech Republic)

Joseph (Denmark)

Joosep, Joosu (Estonia)

Joose, Joosef, Jooseppi, Josefiina, Juuso (Finland)

Joseph (France)

Gero, Josef, Josefa, Josefine, Joseph (Germany)

Chrysanthos, Dareia, Hrysanthos (Greece)

Bánk, József (Hungary)

Giuseppe, Giuseppina, Pino, Quartilla, Quinto, Sibilla (Italy)

Daris, Inga, Ingrīda, Ingus, Jāzeps (Latvia)

Juozapas, Juozas, Vilė, Vilys (Lithuania)

Josef, Josefine (Norway)

Bogdan, Józef (Poland)

Daria, Hrisant (Romania)

Jozef (Slovakia)

José (Spain)

Josef, Josefina (Sweden)

Daria, Daryna, Darusia, Ilaria, Laria (Ukraine)

Donahue, Donavan, Donovan, Dorian, Joe, Joey, Jose, Josef, Joseph, Wyatt (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 79 of 2024; 287 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 2 of week 12 of 2024

Celtic Tree Calendar: Fearn (Alder) [Day 3 of 28]

Chinese: Month 2 (Ding-Mao), Day 10 (Ren-Wu)

Chinese Year of the: Dragon 4722 (until January 29, 2025)

Hebrew: 9 Adair II 5784

Islamic: 9 Ramadan 1445

J Cal: 19 Green; Fryday [19 of 30]

Julian: 6 March 2024

Moon: 75%: Waxing Gibbous

Positivist: 23 Aristotle (3rd Month) [Philo of Alexandria]

Runic Half Month: Beore (Birch Tree) [Day 10 of 15]

Season: Spring (Day 1 of 92)

Week: 3rd Week of March

Zodiac: Pisces (Day 30 of 30)

#Holidays

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