#ch: georgette midler

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So, what's a logical thing to do? Maybe use the other hand to add to the search, right? To aid in the excavation. Maybe get a cellular device to illuminate the situation. NOT ME! I drop to my knees - on a DANCE FLOOR - dumped out my bag, and start sifting through it like Helen Keller learning how to spell 'water'. Fun fact; girls, if you wanna let people around you know that you're absolutely *not* on the same mental playing field as them, a great way - I found - is to dump out pERSONAL PROPERTY ON A SHARED COMMUNAL SPACE. Because that *immediately* lets the other bar-goers know that 'I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!'

Georgette Midler

#ch: georgette midler #source: iliza schlezinger #meme: incorrect quotes #q