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asyor · 11 days
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if i had a nickel every time a close friend made me listen to hamilton while also simultaneously singing and explaining what's happening (but also not providing enough context for me to understand) i would have two nickles, why does it keep happening
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asyor · 1 month
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growing up in the early 2000s with those scare sites on the internet that would show a yaay cute bunny>3< picture, but then would immediately cut to the most gutwrenching scream with glitter mspaint blood on your screen, really made me overtly anxious about sending cute animal tiktoks to my gf, just in case there was a horribly gruesome picture/video at the end
honestly idk if that says more about how unsafe content filtering on the internet STILL is to this day, or just that i got traumatized as a kid and apparently it affected me more than i thought, but probably both
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asyor · 1 month
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im..so out of it. i read the words 'top surgery' and my brain started questioning what on earth the top secret surgery might be
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