#cant m dead.

[ikiprian]

Ghost Kitchen (brought to you by criminal entrepreneur, Red Hood)

Danny’s got the easiest job in Gotham.

He works as a fry cook at a shoddily-run, independent burger joint. Hardly anyone comes in, despite prices being criminally low, and portions insanely large, and while the manager looks like the average tough-as-nails ex-con, he lets Danny mess around in the kitchen whenever the place is empty. (Which is often. This place has to be the city’s hidden gem or something!)

Mr. Manager’s the only one ever there with Danny, except for sometimes when his buddies come over to smoke and play cards. Danny would find it shady, except part of his job is not to ask questions. Literally, he was told during the interview.

(It was a weird interview. Why would they need to hire someone who’s been in a gunfight before? Like, he has, but Gotham’s idea of “hirable qualities” is so bizarre.)

So instead he whips up some killer burgers with the frozen ingredients, and basks in the praise as the guys tell him he shouldn’t have, he does too much for this joint, ain’t that friendly!

Now, Danny’s a chef on the newer side. As a teen he’d preferred the look of Nasty Burger over anything with Michelin stars, and he only really took up cooking after Jazz moved out for college. But just like ecto-exposure used to turn the groceries sentient, Danny’s low-level ecto signature imbues all his food with something historically haunted Gothamites just love! And Danny’s never been one to half-ass a job when it makes people happy.

With fresher produce, real meat, Danny’s sure he can take his dishes to the next level. It takes a couple months of badgering, but his manager finally agrees to contact the mysterious store owner, who keeps the place going, despite profits Danny knows have to be in the red.

Danny spends the morning prepping. He pours his heart into his food, eager to impress. The big boss will be here soon, and he wants to prove that despite the dangerous location, this place has real potential!

It isn’t until the Red Hood shows up that Danny realizes he’s been working for a money laundering scheme.

#ecto has a weird effect on them actually. a lot like how danielle drinks ecto to keep her stable #ecto has positive health benefits for gothamites! it boosts their immune system gives them a little more energy makes them less irritable #silly hc but i think its fun #also danny just. thought it was a normal ass interview. the person who hired him was heavily hinting at the criminal element of his job the #whole time. danny just kept thinking man i cant believe all interviews are like this in gotham. every one of the #m asks if im okay lying to cops. i am but its weird i never got asked this in amity #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc #dead on main #ghost kitchen au #danny fenton #jason todd #kipwrite

[bidaryl]

you're from america? place called the commonwealth, right? i found your tape recorder. how did you come to be in france? a bunch of bad decisions.

THE WALKING DEAD: DARYL DIXON —1.01; L'âme Perdue

#m #all week at work ive been like. on my day off its daryl dixon hours ONLY. and u know what? #i was right. #anyway. am in love with him. need ep 2 right now #i know its probably out as of 20 minutes ago but i cant see it till my sisters free to watch as well #but. until then maybe episode one will always be my maybe #twddd #twdedit #the walking dead: daryl dixon #dd 1.01 #gifs #daryl dixon #wait can i tag ppl? do ppl wanna be tagged in daryl stuff?? becos i would love to be tagged in daryl stuff but im me

[biillys]

all that's left is a family the ones that wished you well all that's left of your legacy is the story that they'll tell

nick ward; funeral (feat. E^ST)

#m #if ur brain ever tells you hey u can just quickly make this set before u work on ur 4th of july billy set its all good #pls know its the devil talking. u cant finish it and u wont finish it and u will wanna pull ur hair out #anyway. i like the first three gifs and then i kinda fell apart and couldn't create for shit #but the last few are the least hated out of like. the 40+ that i made. #so. whatever. she'll do. post now send post etc #happy fourth of july! wish i was dead! #guess ill try make an actual billy set when i get home from work this sarvo :( #gifs #max mayfield #maxmayfieldedit

[dancing-jester]

hey rdrtwt

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #ash baby #I M CRYING I CANT

[lightscamerabitchsmileee]

Vote for your fave, reblog & share your thoughts and other faves whether or not it's on this list in the tags I would love to hear it ☺️☺️

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#p!nk #pink #cant take me home #m!ssundaztood #missundaztood #im not dead #funhouse #the truth about love #beautiful trauma #all i know so far #trustfall #lily allen #pop #pop rock #rock #r&b #vocalists #adult contemporary #ballads #tumblr polls #music polls #music

[citrusacidic]

watched season 2 ep2-4 i need to talk abt it so spoilers in the tags of this post lol [and i will just keep adding stuff btw]

#total drama spoilers #total drama #WTQTETTEJFIENGQHSKFQGUS #saw a s2 bingo somehwere that said rajbow angst and i was like i would kill myself #so i am infact going to kill myself #PLS PLOSSSSSS PLSSSS #sigh okay #zee is my bbg my pookie OFC #RIPAXELLLL????? HELLOOOOOO???????????? #for those that dont know my interest in td ships #basically if it is the worst m/f ship ever and sucks there is a 80% chance ill like it #ill have to see how its portrayed in the next eps but for now... #if ripaxel has 0 fans im dead #m/f ship that is worst guy ever and girl that wants him dead #like i cant resist sorry #MILLIE AND EMMA GONE ALSO kmssssssss #my babys my girls my bookies... #if axel isnt gonna b gay and millie is GONZO #MKULIA LESBIANS WILL BE REAL IN 3... 2... #emma gone means no zemma who up killing themselves rn #GDHGGTRRGRRR #NO EMMA MEANS NO EMMA BOWIE FRIENDSHIP AGAIN GOODNIGHT FOREVER #I HATE THIS SHOW #GOODBYE FOREVEER IM DYING IM DEAD RIGHT NOW

[malhare]

"It's not worth it. Let it go" I say as I click "discard post" on the long as fuck rant

#The b/lack m/etal 'fandom' on here is an actual nightmare these days but in the complete opposite way than how bm fans are usually awful #I just cant imagine having the complete disconnect from reality and callousness it takes to write/draw rpf of a fascist #being romantic with the man he actually fucking murdered in real life. Bm musicians aren't real people to them they're dolls to play with #It's so fucking disgusting. No respect for the dead #malhare.txt

[serialgirlposter]

Things that make me insane: this line justice says about testament.

The idea of testament really thinking this would make their father happy in some twisted way....

Justice saying that the reason she (or he? In the og guilty gear i think he him is used which i also noticed on rewatch) didn't have complete control over testament was because of their love for their father....

#like bro #testament was a nice person pre gear conversion and just wanted to make their father happy #so the possibility that they're still doing this for kliff kills me #there was a fanfic that was focused on this but i think it didn't get completed #make m want to write something myself but i cant really put words to paper so #such an interesting dynamic kliff and testament have #a tradgedy that should be more focused on and explored #like genuinly the most somber thing in guilty gear in my opinion #kliff undersn #guilty gear #testament #testament undersn #guilty gear testament #kliff guilty gear #also he/him testament jumscare sorry for that #the story of a nice kid who wanted to prove themselves to their father so went to war even though the thought of blood and violence made #them sick #only to be experimented on while the father thought they where dead only to come out twisted and violent causing the father to have to kill #them twice #also please don't point out that kliff is standing like the everyone is so mean 2 me meme i can't handle it if you do

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

do you think they tried at all. i cant see it ending well

blaine: stop-- i- i don't want to go in there--

blaine: c'mon. tell me honest this time. take me to spader.

#shaking them and shaking them and sha #theyre such a sheltered scared little kid and their friend is missing. hes a skeleton in a puddle of blood underground but besides that #like if they tried to find him. it would keep leading them through the scariestass dungeons theyve ever seen. torches and bones and shit #theyre not going down there. but #hops back and forth on their feet groaning. #but its saying spaders in there. and HES a scared sheltered kid too. and blaines got responsibilities yeah. they have to take care of him! #hes LOST! is he okay in there? #blaines not going in there. #maybe its glitching. m. maybe hes just out surfing like bufo said. m. thats. but he wouldnt be. #BUT he wouldnt be in this HOLE that blaine found under a well in the alleyway EITHER. #so why is the locator spell or the Show Me My BFF Spell sparkling merrily away into the darkness every time #does any of this make sense. can anyone hear me. im going feral over wizard city again. #its so simple. they taught the kids locator spells. and then dragged one of them underground and killed him. #and i dunno. maybe no one tried to look. not even the NON-EVIL ADULTS??? did they just believe bufo. how much did blaine try. #theyre all alone all they have rn is imagining larry goading them into action. and like.violent rage at pep because they think he did smth #but honey! what happened to using a locator spell. to find him with. #did it just give them butterflies and they gave up? did they know what that meant/DOES that mean hes dead and not just that pep and deb m- #-messed up the spell when THEY tried it and just got butterflys? i cant stop talking #this is terrible. #oh yeah #adventure time #distant lands #blaine #digital

[dayurno]

Hello we're did you hear about possibly new aftg

just check the authors twitter! she's added something called TSC along with TFC, TRK and TKM, though we're not sure yet what it could be

#killing myself killing myself killing m #im joking its fine #(guy terrified of aftg becoming a dead horse she cant stop beating) #(guy terrified of hygienized aftgverse book) #(guy fearing for kevin days character)

[goldiipond]

nintendos announced not only the first mainline game with daisy in it but shes also a playable character AND we’re getting a new super princess peach i just felt little child skye explode somewhere

#skye's ramblings #god i fuckin ADORED the ds super princess peach this rules ohhh my god!!!!!!!!! obsessed w the little partner creature they are cute <3 #little skye was the BIGGEST peach fan for years. call me basic but looking back. shewas probably my first fictional crush #AND DAISY ILOVE DAISY YAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ive wanted mainline daisy for sooo long i will be playig as her if i get thegame <3 #ive noticed recent iterations of daisy have been slightly more tan like theyre trying to backtrack on the whitewashing #which is good! but theyre being such cowards about it makw her brown again. now <3 also literaly any eye color besides blue wuold b nice #ANYWAY ALSO!!! new smrpg fuck yes. i have heard wonderful things abt that game but i gave up on it VERY early from the difficulty </3 #so i hope this one'll be a little more accessible i was 16 when i tried it. thinking abt trying to play it as a kid is. oouugh #idk why i just gave up normally if i cant play a game or evenif the gameplays just not my style ill watch a playthrough. laziness i suppose #also no new papers mario im not surprised but getting a new announcement this year isnt totaly impossible so. smiles serenely #given the average gap between pm games we are most likely to get a new one sometime next year heheheheheheheheheheheheh #t/pn followers i apologize for the person i'll become whenever that happens <3 obsession is inevitable for anything involving that series #anywayay theres skyes awesome direct thoughts and m&l is still dead. alphadream come home

[albertbreasker]



no one asked for it but my friends asked my opinions on weed smokers in dbd and well. who am i to deny them

#dead by daylight #dbd #tierlist #n.txt #drug m #recreation drugs tw #the designer drugs section is my nightmare blunt rotation BTW #in order #birkin is last bc hes a bitch who cant take a bong hit

[yellobb]

The internal struggle between wanting to cry for help and not wanting to worry anyone 🙃

#m rambles #I can’t do this dude #and I can’t call anyone #it’s all too much #I want to waste away until there’s nothing left #fuck #if I disappeared how long would it take people to notice #when would my mom know #my boss? #my online friends? #my college friends? #my hs friends? #I cant fucking do this #if I wasn’t so scared of pain I would be dead already

[extreme-technicality]

Tonight on “Fictional Things Destroying Me Emotionally”:

Laerryn specifically put on a fancy dress for Patia’s gala and not much else, with specifically the attitude that she was making an appearance for a friend before getting back to work

AND YET

WHEN LOQUACIOUS INSPIRED HER

HER PERFUME KICKED UP

SHE STOPPED, PROBABLY ON HER WAY OHT THE DOOR, TO PUT ON PERFUME THAT REMINDED HER OF HER WEDDING DAY

THE IMPLICATIONS OF THIS ARE RUINING ME DO YALL UNDERS T A N D

#technical talks #exu: calamity #exu:c spoilers #laerryn #laerryn coramar-seelie #bro. bro I can’t. I fucking cANT #THEYRE DIVORCED AND THEYRE GONNA DIE IN THREE EPISODES #THEYRE BOTH ALREADY DEAD #FUCK YOU SAM FUCK YOU AABRIA FOR MAKING ME CARE ABOUT THESE DIVORCED MOTHERFUCKERS #S C R E A M S

[androcola]

like real talk im pretty sure micky is pretty traumatized by the fact that mike was like.dying when they first met

#m&m headcanon #as we go along #like . realistically he should've been dead from not eating for so long but hes lucky the plot kept him alive #but he was probably like dying like in super bad condition #and micky not knowing anything about how to help with something that extreme was just so scared that one day he was gonna like #come home and see that mike was dead 💀 he survived (obviously) but i think micky has some trauma from that #cuz he didnt really know mike much for like...the first month that he lived there but it was probably really traumatizinh #watcging some guy trying not to kick it #he probably gets really weird and overly worried when mike is hurt or sick cuz then he's like ''oh shit not again he cant die''

[simonstamenovic]

innos other group is doing nopt again it is so twisted. roll20 puts recently entered games at the top of your list. its like ive been thrown out of a club and am now watching people party.

#i dont have to go home but i cant stay here or whatever #anyway need to play com again. hypnos mytho s that work s w dead bodies bc theyre the only people immune let me in let m e in #bloodletting #comnopt #for posterity