#cant do Shit with my hands bc they are both occupied. with being miserable.

[orcelito]

Me with my arm wrapped in my hot pad like an arm cast just Grumpy Grumpy Grumpy bc it's so annoying but it's the only way to make it not hurt bc the ibuprofen did Nothing.

At least it's only one arm rn. That's nice.

#speculation nation #oftentimes both arms end up hit at once with a flare #and if theyre bad enough then i gotta do the wrap for BOTH of them #and see rn i am able to type still. just with the hot pad digging into the inside of my elbow. #when i get a double event tho i gotta just stick both arms in there and thats just. my evening. #cant do Shit with my hands bc they are both occupied. with being miserable. #anyways im gonna go to sleep soon. im tired and ive run out of dashboard. #it's another hot pad night bc the pain is persistent enough without it that sleep would be. difficult. #sigh. such is life i guess. #just imagine one of those grumpy little kittens with a cast on its leg and thats me right now #next you know im gonna be chew chew chewing on it #(i wont. if for no reason other than it would taste bad. alas.)

[getallemeralds]

explorers of arvus: shrine of the river drake / 6.15.20

to recap: im in a d&d campaign with the palanauts, solar, and a couple other friends that’s been VERY long-running bc our schedules are a nightmare.

THIS WAS. ORIGINALLY GOING TO BE THE NOTES FOR TODAY’S SESSION. BUT THEN I DISCOVERED I HAVE SOME VERY BAD NOTES FROM JUNE THAT I DIDNT POST. SO,

a quick overview of the party: sieron (he/him), half-orc wizard (played by jorb) taure (she/her), half-elf paladin (played by penn) charlie (she/her), halfling sorcerer (played by us) thorne (he/they i think?), half-orc warlock (played by solar) silje (he/him?), tabaxi blood hunter (played by nyx) ...and michael, our long-suffering DM

our current goal: to explore arvus and kill undead! are we making progress on that? who knows!

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CHARLIE WOKE SILLY UP AND HE DID THE CAT ACTIVATION NOISE IM [CRIES]

we are shopping around for a guide! one of the available ones is a tortle that's currently in the bath and he doesnt wear clothes solar: well, if we walk in and he has his dick out, it wont be anything new

the other guide is an elf that mightve been the one listening in to thorne's infodump! she keeps getting in trouble w her adventuring parties bc she keeps getting distracted by archaology. HMM. I WONDER IF SHE'S GONNA GET ALONG WITH OUR PARTY, WHICH HAS AN ARCHAOLOGY NERD,

taure got a really bad hangover so she's stuck in bed and sieron is now the one driving the bus bc he's the protagonist

THE ELF (KALI KORANO) IS A SWEETHEART... WE GOTTA TAKE HER. she keeps getting ditched by adventurers and she is Wonderful and i love her

silly is planning to Kidnap kali (nyx started asking abt her weight and if silly would be able to carry her and it ended up being bc of being able to drag her along if she gets left behind)

HMM michael asked jorb if sieron had alter appearance up, and then to roll arcana and he got a nat 1 turns out: she's also doing a disguise spell! she's a drow masquerading as a woof elf. wo... wood elf.

summer: [head in hands] OH NO, I FORGOT TAURE IS RACIST (taure is not racist)

WAIT HOLY SHIT KALI IS MICHAEL'S ROOMMATE'S PC. WE ADOPTED A PC FROM MICHAEL'S OTHER ARVUS CAMPAIGN

jorb: oh god, math. [camera zooms in]

[everyone gets distracted locating cats]

OUR PARTY IS HUGE. time to run out into the wilderness!

taure you cant keep doing this. taurE WHY DID YOU BUY 5 BOTTLES OF WINE,

WE FORGOT ABOUT OUR CHILD

okay so! we're out in the wilderness now. hopefuly we wont be eaten by river drakes or undead!

silly had to make a wisom saving throw against the zoomies

first fight w/ silly! charlie's opening move ws to drop a fucking FIREBALL on 4 ghouls & a shadowghast and... also. started a forest fire. WOOP

encounter won! WILDFIRE STILL HAPPENING THOGUH

note to self: fireball is now banned from being used in forests.

on our way to camp valour! er. valor. currently passing by jarnhalla

summer: oh god, jorb, youre zooming in! michael: [gets very close to camera]

I T H I N K  T H A T 'S A N I N T E R E S T I N G I D E A summer: [LOSING SIER SHIT] michael: [leans back] [whispers] hello, welcome to my d&d asmr,

session may end early bc nyx's computer explodey ):

THORNE HAS A BACKGROUND NOW

i dont remember how to take notes. @ future leos i am sorry

god i have no idea where we are. i am bad at paying attention bc my brain is occupied 75% by the motw campaign that also had a session earlier today so a lot of location description michael is doing is Not registering

we fell into a pit trap bc i wasnt paying attention and now i cant get out I GOT OUT

Thorne, Taure, And Silly Explore The Trap Dungeon

charlie tries to play cards with sieron while the rest of the party fucking DIES

charlie and sieron decided to catch up to the party by using gecko climb to bypass the traps (specifically sieron using gecko climb and carrying charlie) but we kept rolling GARBAGE and yet SOMEHOW made it. charlie is miserable. both silly and thorne got knocked unconscious once each

charlie was on sieron's shoulders to help trap check some stairs and then they fell down and charlie is MISERABLE

charlie: [looks at sieron] [raises arms] UPPIES

i am. so tired.

#txt #leo chirps #dnd #explorers of arvus