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gayfrogcoven · 2 months

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hello beloved mutuals u’ll never guess what character this post is about. to celebrate the episode betty’s ten year anniversary of existence here is a annotation of sorts (?) of my betty playlist (<- talking to empty audience) warning this makes increasingly less sense

starting off strong with betty (a little bit of madness) by half shy !!!!! we dont appreciate this song enough THERE IS A SONG ABT HER !!!!!! BY SOMEONE WHO WROTE MUSIC FOR THE SHOW :3 dont even have to say anything abt this one

THE MOON WILL SING BY THE CRANE WIVES. ITS THE. THE I COULD HAVE BEEN ANYONE ELSE. I SPENT SO MUCH TIME DEDICATED TO SIMON IM NOT SURE THERES EVEN ANY ME LEFT ANYMORE. shaking like a rabid dog do we get the vision

the deal by mitski !! this one is just sooo betty fusing with golb ok trust me

& by tally hall!! this one is solely for the outro tbh �� BIG BAD BETTY OF THE POCALYPSE, SHE OPENS HER LIPS AND IT GOES LIKE THIS ‼️🔥🔥

I BET ON LOSING DOGS BY MITSKI. GODDD THIS IS THE ONE THAT MADE ME WANNA MAKE THIS POST. III BET ON LOSING DOGSS, I KNOW THEYRE LOSING AND I PAY FOR MY PLACE BY THE RING. simon/ice king ok. are we seeing the vision. and dont even get me STARTEDDD on i always want u when im finally fine… ITS THE WAY SIMON WAS INSANE AND WHEN HE WAS FINALLY HIMSELF AGAIN SHE WAS GONE. EATING GLASS. and FINALLY the SOMEONE TO WATCH ME DIE. GODDDD.

curses by the crane wives! I JUST THINK IT FITS OK :3 the devils after both of ussss OUGHGUH

no eyed girl by lemon demon, gonna be so real idk how to explain this one. we’re just vibing

i’m your man by mitski. yes theres a lot of mitski. this is on my petrigrof playlist as well and i think it could be from either pov tbh. LIKE the first verse is betty i think and the second is simon’s suicidal ass in fionna and cake

running up that hill (a deal with god) by kate bush :3 this ones just OBVIOUSSS id make a deal with god… GET HIM TO SWAP OUR PLACES…..

my girlfriend is a witch by october country ! just for sillies. magic betty ily forever and ever

love, me normally by will wood! dont know how to explain this one either tbh bc will wood lyrics scramble my brain but in a pleasant way. idk i just think shes full of autism and also magic insanity

sick of losing soulmates by dodie! OUGHGHG. another more petrigrof centered one but mannn . I CAN FINALLY SEE UR AS FUCKED UP AS ME SO HOW DO WE WIN. I WONT TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER. lighting myself on fire

death thrice dawn by the scary jokes! ngl i dont remember adding this one but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ tossing this verse at u

wife by mitski!!!! is this a stretch. idc idc. ur home to mee if i am not urs what am iiii

goodbye, my danish sweetheart by mitski !! guhh magic betty and “i’m sure that uve seen what its done to my heart” and “im not the girl i ought to be” and “you can tell them what u saw in me and not the way i am” ☹️ ANDDD could we just be what we’re meant to be, im just about to beg u pleaseew ☹️💔

i guess by mitski GODDDD so proud of her for moving on and idk learning to pass the bechdel test i GUESS but im GOINJ TO EAT FIBERGLASS

ANDDD THATS THE END !!! FOR NOW !!! there will be more songs on this playlist later :3 if u read this ily and i will probably do this w/ my petrigrof playlist at some point :3

#praying the mutuals who might care abt this r online LOL #ramblings #adventure time #betty grof #petrigrof

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angel-dust-addict · 1 year

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“Goodness, darling, can you make your passive-aggressive attempts at getting laid anymore obviousss?” A hand deftly and firmly grabbing Angel’s chin, tilting it up so he could gaze right into Pentious’s green and glowing eyes. “Are you that dessssperate that you’re all but announcing to the world that you want to be fucked into the dirt? Hm?” @licentious-sanguinity

"Sweetheart, half'a Hell's watched me get fucked six ways from Sunday," Angel replied defiantly, not flinching at the touch or the eye contact. His heterochromatic eyes met Pentious's with all the same fire he'd shown the serpent in their prior encounters. "I don't see what good dignity serves me at dis point if it's gonna keep me from gettin' what I want. So yeah, I'm talkin' like a needy slut. 'Cause I am. An' I ain't got any reason ta be ashamed'a that, all things considered.

"But if yer volunteerin' ta be tha one ta fuck me inta tha dirt..." Sharp claws traced delicately along Pentious's arm and another hand came to rest at the succubus's hip. Angel made no move to break the serpent's grip nor to break eye contact. But that simple little touch was a way to say he wasn't going to merely be passive here. That he knew what he wanted and was eager to get it.

@licentious-sanguinity

#ask answer #licentious sanguinity #v: hooked #desperate #cw: suggestive content #[[Ngl Angel actually wants Pent to break him.#He's being a brat because he wants to be put in his place.]]#when life gives you lemons || smut

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zdeno · 4 years

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wait Seguin slept with Hortons wife ??? I first started liking the Bruins like late 2018 can someone tell me about this??

alright kids buckle up for a fun little storytime adventure into Vintage Cryptic Bruins Lore!

so as many of you know tyler seguin was traded to the stars in 2013. doesn’t make much sense at the time.... he’s a great player and a future franchise star.... so why trade him to dallas for p much nothing?

he was bangin lots of people and partying it up as any young millionaire would, so that was just a flimsy excuse for why he was traded. a cover up, if you will. him missing team breakfast was just another (albeit funnier) excuse. Charlie mcavoy is late to everything all the time and you dont see him on the chopping block now do you?

well the truth is, tyler was bangin his teammate nathan horton’s wife (she was a playboy model, he was a reckless young man, can i make it anymore obviousss) which, yknow, crosses several lines. horton was PISSED and so bruins mgmt was like okay we’ll trade seguin because we want horton to stay.

seguin is traded to dallas. However, the tragedy would not end there for the bruins, as horton had HAD ENOUGH and was like im getting my family the fuck out of boston and starting new somewhere else. and so he went to columbus... then toronto.... however he no longer plays as he has a degenerative back condition :(

and so that’s the story of how tyler seguin is The Worst and horty was ultimately fucked over

#anon ask

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