#campestuck

[campestuck]

==> Check online messenger.

You hold the firm belief that Pesterchum is fucking GARBAGE, but that hasn’t stopped you from making an account anyway since it’s what your friends are using nowadays.

It appears a CHUM is messaging you – if you ignore her too long, she starts to spam. Better answer her now and get it over with.

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#camp camp #campestuck #cc max #homestuck au #homestuck #shadowtamer5000

[ryukogo]

finally finished drawing 6/12 of the players for Campestuck (different from @fiddler-unroofed‘s Campstuck, but ideas for Campestuck also came from her, so credit for ideas go to both of us!)

this is Team David, comprising of Seer of Hope David, and his teammates, Witch of Breath Nikki, Knight of Doom Max, Sylph of Mind Neil, Heir of Space Space Kid, and Rogue of Rage Nurf. You can ask me here or at @campcamp-nerris for why we classpected them as such!

Team Gwen found here!

#camp camp #cc max #cc nikki #cc neil #cc david #cc space kid #cc nurf #campestuck #classo's art

[campcamp-nerris]

jesus christ yall have a TREASURE TROVE of shitty names for max

#campestuck #just sayin #probably will have to condense the others into one

[cantdanceflynn]

campstuck and campestuck are both taken but also its been years since anything was done for those i might just not care

[campestuck]

open computer

Your LAPTOP has seen better days, really, but it’s still working. You don’t have a desktop computer because your parents couldn’t be fucking bothered at all, but at least you have some form of technology in your room.

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#camp camp #cc max #campestuck #homestuck #homestuck au

[campestuck]

(This is wonderful, hats off to you and kudos all around!) ==> Who're those people in the photos?

These things were taken about a year ago, you think. Not much has changed from then – you like to think you’re a little TALLER, but that’s about it. Sometimes you just stand in front of the pictures and ponder them, like you’re doing now. They’re not anything SPECIAL or anything– just some pictures of the first people who more or less GAVE A SHIT.

An ADVENTURER who one day will run off to become a fully fledged FURRY, a NERD who probably jacks off to BILL NYE, a DRAMA QUEEN who once almost stabbed himself with an actual KNIFE pretending to be JULIET, the local SPACE CASE…

Just some ASSHOLES you’ve sort of learned to tolerate.

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#camp camp #cc max #cc nikki #cc neil #cc preston #cc space kid #cc nerris #cc harrison #cc ered #cc dolph #cc nurf #campestuck #homestuck #homestuck au #(I can’t tag but: thank you so much wtf! all art kudos go to classo they’re a god I swear) #[[ i am no god i am but a humble elf #but thank u!! we are doing our best!! me in arting and fiddle in writing!! ]] #dawnieserix

[campestuck]

==>Eat worms

No, but for real, which SICK FUCK thinks you’ll actually do that?

Which SICK FUCK thinks that after reading this COMMAND you’ll open your WINDOW, climb down your TREE, plunge a fist into the DIRT, and just start eating fucking WORMS?

Which SICK FUCK thinks anyone would do that?

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#camp camp #cc max #campestuck #cc nikki #homestuck #homestuck au

[campestuck]

Open the window and shout “FUCK THE POLICE”

The only purpose that’ll serve is to annoy your NEIGHBORS, wake up a few DOGS, and earn your PARENTS’ disapproval.

… Not that you care what they think.

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#camp camp #cc max #homestuck #homestuck au #campestuck

[campestuck]

==>Max: Look at BOOKS

You read sometimes when you have nothing better to do, not that anyone can tell from the meager collection you have out on display: HARRY POTTER, the HUNGER GAMES, a few SHITTY PIECES of MANGA a friend gave you – you hate the last ones, but sometimes find yourself re-reading them when time takes its toll. There are so many BOOBIES.

There’s also GUERRILLA WARFARE, but you’re pretty sure nobody knows you have this one, and that OTHER BOOK you will probably not deem RELEVANT until much later, when circumstances somehow force you into a similar situation.

Maybe.

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#camp camp #cc max #campestuck #homestuck #homestuck au

[campestuck]

Jump out the window and fly to victory

As tempting as that sounds, there is no doubt in your mind that, instead of flying, you would plummet to the ground and lie writhing in pain for an hour or two before the NEIGHBORS noticed and came to help. If not just DIE immediately.

Then again– maybe DEATH is the greatest VICTORY of all.

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#camp camp #cc max #campestuck #homestuck #homestuck au #death tw// #blood tw/ #cc mr honeynuts #[[ my masterpiece ]]

[campestuck]

A young man stands in his bedroom.

Today does not happen to be any significant day in his life, but he supposes that’s nothing out of the ordinary. This young man’s life fucking SUCKS. The only comfort he gains from this particular day instead of any other is that today, for the first time after 13 years, he will receive a name. What will this young man’s name be?

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#camp camp #campestuck #cc max #homestuck #homestuck au #a young man stands in his bedroom #camp camp homestuck #crossover #writing: fiddle #art: classo #(gdkahld it be g ins) #[[ get ready for hell ]]

[campestuck]

=> obtain arms

Your ARMS haven’t like… vanished or something, have they? You would certainly hope not, but one of your fellow ASSHOLE CAMPERS is pretty skilled when it comes to fucking up the laws of nature. Once, he made you barf ribbons for a solid week - you still find yourself hacking up the occasional tarot card. What a FREAK.

Fortunately, everything currently seems intact.

Whoever sent the command can go FUCK THEMSELVES.

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#camp camp #campestuck #cc max #homestuck #homestuck au #queerava #[[ many apologies if we're very slow!! #i only really have access to sai and gifmaker sites for these sorts of things #and my pc can't be upgraded until semestral break so....... #also i have finals lfkjdfk #thanks for sticking with us!! ]]

[ryukogo]

and that’s 12/12 of the players for Campestuck (different from @fiddler-unroofed‘s Campstuck, but ideas for Campestuck also came from her, so credit for ideas go to both of us!)

this is Team Gwen, comprising of Bard of Time Gwen, and her teammates, Page of Life Dolph, Prince of Blood Ered, Thief of Heart Preston, Mage of Void Harrison, and Maid of Light Nerris. You can ask me here or at @campcamp-nerris for why we classpected them as such!

Team David found here!

#camp camp #cc nerris #cc harrison #cc preston #cc gwen #cc ered #cc dolph #campestuck #classo's art

[campestuck]

Grab Mr. Honeynuts (is that the name I don't remember ooPS)

Ah. MR. HONEYNUTS.

You are NEVER letting him out of your sight EVER AGAIN.

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#camp camp #cc max #cc mr honeynuts #campestuck #homestuck #homestuck au

[campestuck]

Examine room.

Your name is MAX, and when you’re with people, you certainly feel your limits being pushed to it.

You have a number of HOBBIES, none of which are the reader’s FUCKING BUSINESS but which you’ll do them the favor to share- writing MOVIE CRITIQUES, talking to the few people you can TOLERATE and arguing with Youtube trolls ONLINE are a few choice favorites. Yep. You’re certainly the life of the PARTY.

Speaking of party, it was your BIRTHDAY today. Your PARENTS didn’t remember, so you pretended you didn’t either, but you feel like this might be the sort of thing people like to know about one another. So here you are, announcing it to the world. Thirteen years ago, on this day, you were BIRTHED. Halle-fucking-lujah.

…You’re getting SICK of talking about yourself.

What will you do now?

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#campestuck #camp camp #homestuck #cc max #homestuck au #camp camp homestuck au #max introduction #[[ i worked on that for days appreciate me #jk im sorry u dont need to........... #i was kidding........ ]] #(shhh classo we love you) #(*mouths at followers* i would kill a man for this art. my writing is nothing compared to it. n o t h i ng)