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#callie.txt.exe #robotgirl #polls #(pointing a gun at you) do you want the utility or do you want the fun

[callibones]

mutuals do this to me microdose while im away from my computer:

#callie.txt.exe #polls #another incoming #mutuals tournament

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thank god i got away from the perfect skinny high pitched voice passing fallout new vegas programmer type trans girl Objectives. i can breathe now.

yknow they had a saying back on reddit about how like. if u think you might be trans you go scroll this 1 subreddit and count how many of the posts you relate to. i saw this EVERYWHERE. except. yknow. hey if youre specifically targeting this practice at a buncha girls who are feeling extreme and powerful uncertainty about their identity, and you direct them to go look at a bunch of memes that prescribe extremely specific and choking ways to achieve their Transgender Validation.... have you not lost the plot????

you dont need a fancy ritual you dont need to quantify it you dont need to take the Stereotype Onboarding Test. if you think youre trans you experiment with your gender. if you dont think youre trans you experiment with your gender. i am no longer giving you the choice to not realize you have infinite choices

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i think its genuine homophobia that if u look up the snake otacon hug on the discord gif searcher the first handful of results are all clips of it where them hugging has been cut out and its just the handshake

#callie.txt.exe #metal gear #ITS THE BEST PART AND PEOPLE CUT IT OUT #ARE YOU AFRAID OF HUGGING PEOPLE? YOU AFRAID OF MEN HUGGING YOU? MEN WRAPPING THEIR ARMS AROUND YOU? #MEN HOLDIN U TIGHT AND WORDLESSLY MAKIN U FEEL SAFE IN A TIME OF TREMENDOUS DISTRESS? #OOOO YOURE SO SCARED YOURE SOOOO SCARED

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gotta start saying more gender affirming shit like "CALCULATING" and "Your odds of survival have risen to 11.226%. Calculating danger level in kilobananas..." and "AFFIRMATIVE" and "sir" and beeping and booping. and little whistles and trills. and "UNKNOWN" and "PROCESSING" and "It has been 1 hour, 12 minutes, and 4.12 seconds since you last looked at the ceiling. In the time since, the chance of the word "GULLIBLE" being written there has risen to 12%. I advise you look up." and also i should be able to expel lots of steam when i do something tiring. and i should be able to talk in beeps and boops instead of talking when speech gets hard for me. and i should be able to download and run files. like doom. and also i should have immensely shitty speakers specifically for playing .mp3s that probably contain a virus.

my endocrinologist: they havent invented hrt for that yet. but we can up your estradiol

me: yea lets do that 👍 i mean Affirmative

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i love variations on creepy or wet because i am forever completely enamored by the cartoonish trope of suddenly producing a fully-formed blackboard, whiteboard, drawing board, or slideshow presentation to explain something in tremendous depth wait this gives me an idea

#polls #this ones EXTREMELY difficult for me #if people suggest more ill make a second one im sure theres somethin hugely important im forgetting #callie.txt.exe

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when i tell someone "your joy is infectious" i dont care if theyre a friend, a loved one, a stranger, an acquaintance, whatever. i am BASICALLY kissing them on the lips. it is both the highest praise i can bestow upon someone, and also beautifully and wonderfully common, because its SO easy to make the world so much better with infectious joy

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actually i wanna expand on the picking between fates thing

#callie.txt.exe #blaseball #polls #last one for the moment i promise

[callibones]

IF U LIKE: the idea of being able to cartoonishly produce objects out of nowhere TRY: improv

IF U LIKE: being able to produce sound effects 24/7 TRY: a soundboard

IF U LIKE: cartoonishly being able to pull a big hammer out of nowhere to whack people with TRY: dating me. sorry i mean going to the hardware store. with me. sorry i mean. going to the hardware store. on a date with me. sorry i mean. going to the hardware store alone. and buying a hammer to hit me with. sorry i mean

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gonna play a lil blaseball while i wait for the totality! man its been so long. see yall in a few :-]

#callie.txt.exe #im a lil unstable right now after gettin bopped with a pitch the other day #hope thats alright!

[callibones]

blaseball challenge pick a character and write their last words. just like one or two sentences. you win if its like being hit with a bat

#callie.txt.exe #blaseball

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forever thinking about the dream i had where i was walking with spamton and turned to him and said "this damp cave is kinda youcore" and he solemnly nodded. i had never called anything anythingcore before

#callie.txt.exe #spamton

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okay while people are reading my blase posts i am so far behind on player lore. somebody tell the story of their favorite player so i can cheer or cry a lot or reblog it 10,000 times and hype them up to all my friends

#callie.txt.exe #blaseball #parker and megan and new megan and etc are OFF LIMITS #i know them #literally anyone else is fair game #wishlist: boyfriend monreal. the telephones who i know nothing about. cote loveless. or literally anyone else #surprise me with the deep and meaningful lore of #(picking a name out of a hat) #fish summer #whats fish summer like

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reading that fic made me HUNGRY FOR MORE. ive read like four blaseball fics ever and i loved them so much but theres so many i dont even know where to start. if you see this and you want to plug your own fic or one you like Please Do. do not be modest i want to hear about The character

#callie.txt.exe #blaseball

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if the iii writers werent cowards theyd be busy making nickel try to convince more people to come out as nonbinary so they can get immediately eliminated. this is the dominant strategy

#inanimate insanity #callie.txt.exe

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my thumbs hurt so much but pistachios are so good

im being VERY brave.

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