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[peonycats]

Could I request for fabulous Ancient Egypt and Ancient Greece? Maybe could you also add Persia? 🙏

This image plagued me and my farm fields for days so i had to get this out of my system

BONUS:

Here’s the painting by itself! 

I based Persia/Iran’s fit off of the Parthian era

the painting style most definitely does not match the art styles at the time lmao

i based the color scheme off of some Parthian wall paintings, like those found in the ancient city of Dura-Europos!

#hetalia #aph persia #historical hetalia #aph ancient greece #hws ancient greece #hws persia #calhau-defumado #aph iran #hws iran #historically inaccurate hair is historically inaccurate #ask #been playing around with looser and messier color cuz im tired all the time lmao #also idk what the cats name is oop\

[hoofae]

Random question. Let's suppose that Portugal is someone that likes to play online games... What funny name would he use as gamer?

I...have no idea. Port playing online games is something I never even considered LMAO. Old man has no patience nor the skills. He can send e-mails.

But IF he were to play games... his username would probably have something to do with fish. Or chickens. Or boats.

#IDEK. #senhormangalho1143 #calhau-defumado

[ifindus]

Hello~ just dropping another request... Yes, another! 😜 I have been trying to resist the temptation, but not today ahhaha

Can I request for Cuba and Equador? Hopefully, we will get to see more of those 2, with a new season and Manga coming 😄

Thank you 😘

YEsss!! 🤩 I actually really like both of them a lot! And I hope we get even more Latin American countries in the new manga ~

#hetalia #aph cuba #aph ecuador #hws cuba #hws ecuador #aph latin america #hws latin america #also cuba has one of my favourite designs in hetalia #he is so handsome omg #thank you for this request!!! #and sorry for the long wait....... heh #calhau-defumado

[chiring-art]

What if there was a love triangle with Portugal, Spain and England?

Oh god.. That’s the one thing I try to incessantly avoid. Mainly because I don’t like to think about EngPort and Spuk being a part of the same universe, for me they exist in two different timelines. I also don’t like the idea of love triangles in general 😭, both ships are so dear to my heart and I rather not have one of them as endgame, (I’LL BE TOO BUSY WONDERING WHAT THE OTHER FEELS ABOUT ENGLAND GETTING TOGETHER WITH THEIR BROTHER)

#spuk is endgame in one universe and EngPort in another :) #calhau-defumado #Also I’m sorry about the delay I’ll start working on your iberibros fanart request soon #spuk #Engport #hetalia #hws england #hws portugal #hws spain #Porteng #ask

[circlique]

Vietnam looks really cute in your Art Style

Thank you friend. ;; I should draw her more. Really I should just draw all my faves more or I will never get the content I desire.

#calhau-defumado

[shirakinnie-moved]

Can you draw Sweden and Netherlands?

Here have some gay men

#Myart #hetalia #aph sweden #hws sweden #aph netherlands #hws netherlands #Aph #Hws #calhau-defumado

[shachaai]

I don't know... Could you do a post with some of your favorite Fanfictions? (your Hetalia Fanfictions ❤️ I really like to read your work) thank you 😘

This is a bit all over the place and there is a lot of (fem!)England-centric fic, because apparently I’m a messy one-trick pony. =w=;;;

...

Gods AU

First and foremost I want to say some of my favourite hetalia writing has been done for the Gods AU that is/was a shared baby between Hoof, Eden and myself (with a few pieces by some very kind babysitters over the years as well). It’s a heavily engport-centric AU, where Portugal (Lusus) is the God of the Underworld and England (Albion) his somewhat volatile spouse. It’s an ensemble cast and most of the characters are deities of some kind, and is heavy on pretty scenery, stupid families, and tragic love. Also there’s a bunch of fluff and ancient historical/mythological-style smut - in both writing and art. (The art, obviously, is Very Not Mine.)

   Nationverse

No Quarter: A bet tumbles the four of them into bed. (They would've done it even without the bet.)

England/Portugal/F!England/F!Portugal

Historical, Fluff and Smut, Nationverse but if both the regular cast and nyos existed in the same universe

Chapters 1/4, 2,739 words

Ok, this one is a WIP, but the single chapter that there is so far can actually standalone, and contains four idiots being both Incredibly Sexy and Incredibly Stupid. I really like how I handled their dynamics here, and the ebb and flow of control between them.

       Small But Golden:  France and England watch a meteor shower together.

France/England - though it can be read as either friendship or romance (or both)

Oneshot, 1,285 words

Honestly, this one just made the list because it’s got one of my favourite stupid endings to a fruk fic I’ve written. These two old farts will bicker about anything, and they’re both so smug whenever they feel like they’re ‘winning’ - it makes it even more fun to write about them cocking up.

      For A Muse of Fire: I’m cheating, because this is my F!England Nationverse collection, but all of its works are very dear to me one way or another. Particular favourites for me though are:

Sweet Dear Tempting Mischiefs: Whitehall, England. May, 1672. Two young people, Nations, so in  love they're ridiculous. And, fancy clothes be damned, romantically  having sex up against a tree.

Fem!England/Portugal

Oneshot, 13,851 words

This is my fic where there is a lot of pretty clothing and flirting, and f!England and Portugal are very, very soft and smitten with each other. And also they go horse-riding and then fuck up against a tree.

One of my tags on AO3 for this fic is ‘there’s a war on in the background and you wouldn’t be able to tell’, and that’s about everything you need to know about this fic after the pretty clothes, outdoor sex, and fluff.

Queen of the Golden River:  Hong Kong, Peking, Calcutta, Suez, Paris and London. 1859-1861. It shouldn’t be so difficult to throw a grand Christmas party for everyone, should it, not if you are the glorious empire that rules the world?

Chapter 1 features F!England and France (implied fruk) with a young Hong Kong, in Hong Kong, discussing the Opium Wars and China

Chapter 2 features F!England and Scotland with a young Australia and New Zealand, in Victoria (Australia)

Chapters 2/?, 9,591 words

Another WIP, but I think both of the chapters that already exist stand well as individual timestamp pieces, and I think they’re worth a read for the historical dynamics at the time.

A stupid amount of research went into just these two chapters, and I think they’re great if you like imperialistic conniving, awful romances and seriously dysfunctional families.

      Fruits of Immortality: France, England, and apples through the ages.

France/England, also featuring young America and Sealand

Oneshot, 2,800 words

This is just a series of snapshots of England and France through the eons around the theme of ‘apples’ - originally written as a gift for suddenlyapples. XD;;; It’s very soft and sweet, and features young England and France bickering about a dragon that eats shoes. (One of my favourite arguments that I’ve written for those two.)

                AUs

A Star Is Moving Somewhere: Elaine has unexpected leave for the holidays. Julia didn’t expect Elaine to offer to spend it with her.

F!England/F!Prussia, F!Germany, Germany’s dogs (F!England/France and America mentioned)

A human AU featuring: Christmas nonsense but if the background is a futuristic space opera? (F!England is the captain of a spaceship.) Open relationships (the fruk in this are engaged to be married as a power alliance, but F!England is dating/sleeping with F!Prussia, and France is sleeping with America. Everyone knows and consents to this).

Oneshot, 4,195 words

Sob, I just think this is a really good piece of my own writing? Plus the ~sexy moment~ descends into funny chaos, and I personally love wrecking a potential sex scene like that.

     The Little Fox and its sequel Kitsune-mochi

A supernatural AU based upon a switch of canon Halloween costumes between Japan and England.

Vampire!Kiku adapts to suddenly becoming a vampire, and befriends baby kitsune!Arthur.

I don’t have a wordcount for these because I’ve not crossposted them to AO3 (yet) but they’re both just short pieces of fluff.

      Nothing Can Hurt You Here: a spaport oneshot I wrote as a gift for Trevo and Lunie for their Game of Thrones AU. Lunie has since wiped her stuff, I think, but Trevo’s tag for the AU still exists.

Oneshot, no word count available

IDEK, I just like how I wrote about the scenery and their wordplay. Hedonists.

      Wealh: The sharp thegn Coenwulf has just wed an uncanny wife, everyone agrees, a strange, competent but difficult woman. How vexing it is then, to be the foolish slave that loves her.

A human AU set in 7th century Anglo-Saxon England

F!England/F!France with incidental F!England/Netherlands, Belgium, Liechtenstein, Monaco and a few others

Oneshot, 31,006 words according to my notes on this (but I haven’t counted again since then)

Head’s up, this one was written for an event where I was assigned to write a tragedy and it deals with some serious topics such as slavery, but it’s seventh century femslash, I’m still so proud of it? I wanna add more to this story before it ever makes it to AO3, but it’s very far down my priorities, and I am intensely proud of everything there is for it already. (Also I think the NedEng parts are hot. /SHRUG)

#calhau-defumado #Shacha fic #I really hope the formatting on this works; it's taken a long time to sort out #ETA: nope - the formatting broke

[ask-gilbert-and-ludwig]

Get better well soon ❤️

//Thank you! I’m actually doing a bit better now, hopefully by tomorrow I’m completely over this sickness.\\

#ooc post #ask #calhau-defumado #nice things for mun

[peonycats]

Could you maybe draw something related to Egypt and Cyprus? Thank you ❤️

couldn’t you tell?

in my opinion, canon egypt's personality always seemed moreso based off the trope of "mysterious stranger of few words who hails from an exotic land far beyond the known world" rather than an actual attempt to characterize him as a fully fleshed out person and representative of a people and culture (and then hima tried to retcon this without really ever showing him acting differently frm his established stoic emotionless persona) I like to see Egypt as someone who is very sociable and chatty, as well as being very expressive with his emotions- he just suffers from the strongest case of "resting bitch face" known to medicine. Think a chiller vers of Captain Holt from b99 lmao

#aph egypt #hws egypt #aph cyprus #hws cyprus #hetalia #these two are some of my fave charas tbh #i also always draw egypt stylish for that mad drip #historically inaccurate hair is historically inaccurate #ask #calhau-defumado

[hoofae]

There was a time that I saw a post calling Portugal "Old man of the sea" and Luxembourg "the Prince charming" (if I'm not mistaken) it was about their debut on the manga... Some first impressions hit straight in the middle 😂

Well let’s see. I don’t know much about Lux but by looks alone I think he very much looks like a prince and he seems quite charming as well so /correct

And Port is old and I refuse to believe he hasn’t tried to have sex with the ocean itself at some point so /CORRECT

#if you don't ship port/sea then what are you even doing #calhau-defumado

[chiring-art]

How cute would be England and Portugal embroidering together?

I won't be able to handle this blatant display of cheesy domestic thing they have going on. Be it embroidering on their jumpers or their flax linen napkins which they'd use while drinking tea together -(i know Portugal is more of a coffee person and drinking afternoon tea with linen napkins sounds too snazzy for him but he'd humour England sometimes), they'd enjoy something recreational like that, indulge in the relaxing quietude and also each other's company :D.

#calhau-defumado #this is how I'm taking a social media break apparently #ask #hetalia #engport #aph england #aph portugal

[circlique]

Indeed, "if you want something well done, you have to do it yourself" 😉 still, I have hopes and dreams that maybe more fans will start to pay more attention to the underrated characters... And that we will get to see more content of them 😁

I hope so too! In the meantime, I’m gonna try and get through those writing requests. People blessed me with good prompts for uncommon characters.

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[animusrox]

If you are still doing the AMA ABOUT Movies... Could you name some movies that have sudden reveals (plot twist) on the few last remaining minutes? Thank you ❤️

Some that come to mind that I liked...

Predestination The Visit Shutter Island Seven Prisoners The Prestige Fight Club

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[hwsrazzledazzle]

Hello 😁 The interest check will be open for 2 weeks, but after that do you have any other dates for the event?

Results from the interest check should be posted the day after! Beyond that I have tentative schedules, but that’ll all depend on the results of the interest check, so the rest of the schedule will be announced after. I hope that helps!

(The tentative plan of release is November at latest, but again, we shall see.)

#calhau-defumado #asks

[shirakinnie-moved]

Can you draw Portugal?

Him.....

#Myart #hetalia #aph portugal #hws portugal #Hws #Aph #Calhau-defumado #Ask