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the-flowerwolf · 1 year

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Hogwarts legacy headcanons

While normal people go and socialize I wake up and think about ✨them✨

So there's some headcanons about my favourite Legacy Team (as I call them) for ya folks while I'm writing a really big fic about them. Careful, some of them are sad. And don't mind my poor grammar thanks.

Btw, collages are mine, feel free to use them💙

🐍Sebastian Sallow🐍

First off all, if you turn him in, I don't trust you

Literally a typical Slytherin

A nerd. Just a nerd.

Quidditch? Babe, the only sport for him is dueling

Felt absolutely helpless when his parents died. And that's why he's so protective. He just can't let anyone else die on his watch

Really is a small version of his father and proud of it

Believes that the end justifies the means

Hopeless flirt BUT a gentleman. Wouldn't do anything you don't like

And also most probably believes in true love

A proud bisexual

Everyone think that "he fucks everything that moves" but he's a virgin who "saves himself for the one and only"

As some fan said, he was probably born on 18th September. And it's a canon now.

A great friend but a terrible secret keeper, so for Merlin's sake, don't tell him ANYTHING

Knows how to braid hair into the most complex ways

Pro feminist! Treats women right and knows all important stuff thanks to his sis

🔥Natty Onai🔥

I'm sorry but she's so underrated and for what??

I believe she really respect traditions she were tought as a child

Her favourite holiday must be her birthday. All because it was the only day of the year when her parents forgot about all the dangers and sorrows and they just got together, spending the best time

Most probably will return to the homeland after Hogwarts

Is the only member of the team who play quidditch

(as a keeper ofc)

She's a lesbian idk dudes

A very honest girl who were raised to be a good person

So she just expects the same from others

A very competitive. But not like Imelda. Natty respects fair competition and knows how to honorably recognize a match

Although this does not mean that she will not destroy you to win

Is always cold poor thing

Religious bc I feel like it

Has mommy issues and don't tell me I'm wrong

Will definitely become the best auror one day

🌼Poppy Sweeting🌼

Her favourite holiday is Christmas lemme tell you that

Trust issues

She's trying her best to be gentle with every living being because she saw too much violence already

And that's why she thinks animals are better than people (agree)

She's definitely an INFP and I won't change my mind

Looks like a cinnamon roll but will kill you

A cliché but I feel like she's an excellent cook

Although she would LOVE to find someone to understand her (like us) she's totally okay with being on her own

Is into mind games like chess

But will go to see a quidditch game just to support Natty (and mc if they play)

Is always up to an adventure

Bullies? Girl grew up among killers, you really think she would care about some bullies?

I feel like she has the strongest personality in here. Doesn't matter what happens she will always stand straight while helping others

Is a cat person

Can't cry bc she was not allowed as a child

💚Ominis Gaunt💚

Just an innocent little boy let's be honest

He may look like he can kill you but he's just a cinnamon roll

Jokes about his blindness as a defence mechanism

Had a crush on both Sallow siblings at some point and I can't blame him

Saw a theory on tiktok that his patronus would be albino snake. CANON

Just wants to have a simple quiet life without any drama

Protective of his friends BUT is more protective of his boundaries

Don't mind his blindness he knows EXACTLY how to be a fashion icon

Another cliché: Omi can play piano

And it's the only thing his parents tought him that he loves. Playing helps him to calm down

Is very private, but as soon as he starts to trust you, he will immediately blurt out his life story, dreams, fears etc

Though he can't see an actual game, Omi likes to go on a quidditch game, because of the happy energy around him

Is sick most of the time for some reason. Cold, stomach ache or anything really

Also a nerd. But unlike Sebastian he's a fiction lover. Helps him to escape reality, especially in his family's house

Clingy with everyone he loves bc they make him feel safe

#hogwarts legacy #ominis gaunt #sebastian sallow #poppy sweeting #natty onai #headcanon

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dearasteria · 10 months

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Major Gale romance SPOILERS below, so please DO NOT read and watch if you don't want to get spoiled.

I was REALLY worried about how romance with Gale would go, especially after talking to him right after he gets Karsas' book. My Tav wanted to believe and trust him, but something didn't feel right. At the end of Act II, when Tav tries to convince him not blow himself up for his ex's forgivness/to save Faerûn, it can be summed up with that one gif from Grey's Anatomy: "So pick me. Choose me. Love me" 🤡. Honestly, she asks not only to choose her, but also not to kill her and the rest of the team. Gale is so easily swayed and tells Tav that he loves her, even more than Mystra. Tav should be happy, right? But I'm like WAIT A DAMN MINUTE, it was faaar too easy, I mean, no protests from him, I didn't even have to use persuasion to convince him. At that point, after the trauma that Bioware had caused us with Anders and Solas, I'm getting paranoid. Gale doesn't love Tav, he's definitely hiding something. But I'm thinking to myself, "Okay, calm down, he just doesn't want to die, super understable. Maybe he really loves her and he needed to hear it? He needed reassurance that he has something to live for? Yes, it must be it". But then I go to the quest journal and see this:

DAMMIT GALE, you snake 🐍 My poor baby Tav (especially since the romance scene in Waterdeep was so warm and tender). She's so in love in him. Now I'm convinced that he will definetly betrey us, stubs us right in the heart.

At the beginning of Act III, he becomes obsessed with a book called The Annals of Karsus that may help him learn more about the crown. He becomes obsessed with how powerful he can become. When Tav gives him the book and says, "We already know the crown's dangerougs. Wouldn't that make things worse?" he replies:

"Worse? It could be the best thing that ever happened to me. To us."

After all this, Gale tries to convince Tav to help him reconstruct the crown. We have this beautiful scene on the boat and when I tell you my jaw dropped. HE CHOOSES TAV, listens to her concerns and simply chooses her.

The way he says it, the way he corrects himself… damn. For Tav, it's like a bucket of cold water. And I'm like, "Here we go again" 🤡

Furthermore, when we visit the Stormshore Tabernacle in Baldur's Gate and interact with Mystra's statue, he seems to feel so uncomfortable, he doesn't want to be there. Tav starts to think he's definitely hiding something. She would like to hear Mystra's version of what happened between her and Gale (I hope we can talk to her at some point in the game, it would be very interesting).

My Tav, however, disagreed, and Gale replies, "I hope you're right. I truly do. Godly power, perhaps I can live without, but you? You're everything". Has the curse of dating mages that leave players heartbroken been broken?

But I have to admit, when he said: "With you, I forget my goddess. I love you. Tell me you feel the same way. Tell me you want what I want. Please" - OH GODS 😳. I was so close to agreeing to this madness. The VA did an amazing job (side note: so many talented VAs in this game, it's mind blowing), the writing is amazing, the music is incredible, I was blown away, really.

Next day, after the boat scene, he's so adorable and full of love for Tav. Then I remembered his gratest flaw (for me it's more like his biggest fear) from the scene with Zethino in the circus: "He thinks he, and the world, might be better off if he were dead". At the time I thought he was lying, manipulating Zethino and his answers. My distrust of mages in games… Yes, I have a problem 😅

I haven't finished the game, but I have high hopes for a happy ending. No spoilers please, thanks :)

What a rollecoster of emotions, I love it, I love Gale. It felt like I was playing Dragon Age: Origins for the first time, way back when I was a teenager. It's really insane how this game makes me feel, how much I care about its characters and story.

EDIT: Okay, so we have an audience with Mystra, I mean only Gale, but we see the whole conversation between them. My only complain is that Gale doesn't mention Tav when Mystra asks him why he defied her 💔 The outcomes are different depending on whether you do it before or after the boat scene. Personally, I think doing the boat scene before meeting Mystra is much better. I get the impression that Gale is abandoning the plan to reconstruct the crown solely for Tav and his love for her. And the drama 👌🏻 it gives me life.

#sorry for the wall of text #ignore my rambling #the thing is i'm very excited and none of my friends play bg3 and my husband can't listen to me anymore 🤭#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 spoilers #bg3 spoilers #Gale #gale of waterdeep #gale romance #might delete later #Tav #gale bg3

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tayfabe75 · 5 months

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Love your theories, but one thing gives me pause right now. Would they really spend important holidays away from each other, kissing different partners for New Years Eve for example, just to prove some sort of point? We know they’re both romantics and I just can’t see them faking it for such important occasions.

Hi anon! First and foremost, nothing at all wrong with having pause. If everything seems normal to you and nothing feels a bit off or amiss, then there's absolutely no reason to engage with theories or even humor them. We all have our own sense of intuition. And regardless of what I say, or what Twitter says, you should trust your own instincts!

That said, my own instincts tell me that something is "off". Personally, I could not reconcile the breakup based on Taylor and Matty's words and actions. I could not reconcile Taylor Ssswift 🐍 bowing to a hate mob similar to the one that tried to take her down in 2016, or turning her love life into a spectator sport.

And wouldn't you know it? The more I dug in, the more history I found between the pair. The more their respective discographies started to sound like a dialogue, two halves of the same story. And then the coincidences! Everyone has a threshold of how many coincidences are too many before it becomes impossible that they are coincidental. For me, I think that number is just lower than for most. But as someone who loves mysteries, my brain is primed to see patterns in a way that maybe most don't (for better or for worse).

As a proud non-conformist, I wouldn't give the media or the internet the satisfaction of baselessly hating Matty Healy. I often say I learned about him out of spite! (Turns out the world cannot identify a man of outstanding moral character when it's staring them right in the face, and trust me, this is so much tangibly worse than the jokes he laughed at)

I became so fascinated by Matty's character that I started obsessively listening to all of his interviews. Turns out that he can't shut up about Brad Troemel, the guy who created the Taylor Swift Fan Union (and probably The 1975FU) and who has been working literally over Matty's shoulder throughout this year, and has suggested he might be working with Taylor, too.

Now, I bet you're scared to theorize because you're scared to be compared with a subculture of Taylor fans who have theorized about say, a hidden relationship or sexuality, perhaps? Here's what I'll say about that: for their theories to work, they had to completely ignore Matty's existence at his own fucking show on December 4, 2014, aka ground zero. I believe Taylor and Matty once benefitted from these theories - they were somehow so close yet so far off the mark that they were 'safe' being underground without raising suspicion. Why go underground? Well, Matty told us exactly why (and was crucified for it)! However, ignoring this subculture for so long turned it into a Frankenstein's monster. So, since they knew this monster was going to try to destroy Matty at all costs anyway, they had to come up with a plan. I think they did two main things to address it:

1) Orchestrated Matty's cancellation 2) Hired Brad Troemel to do it

So, how can I believe Taylor and Matty are still together despite spending holidays apart and kissing separate partners?

Kayfabe.

Now this is a wrestling term, so you're going to have to think a little outside the box to apply it to celebrity culture instead, all right? I'll start by quoting the man, himself, Brad Troemel:

"The term 'Kayfabe' was invented to describe all the different measures taken to ensure viewers' suspension of disbelief was upheld. Kayfabe includes everything from the matches' predetermined outcome, the scripted moves wrestlers use, their stage personas, their promotional interviews, the feuds between competitors, their ongoing love interests, the storylines that weave feuds together, the belts wrestlers win, the media coverage surrounding wrestling. All of it! Kayfabe is the entire massively collaborative theatrical universe created to maintain wrestling's believability. It's the never-ending commitment to the bit. One of the most important parts of Kayfabe, developed in the 1930s, was the idea that all wrestlers could be sorted into two camps. On one side, there'd be the good guys, known as babyfaces - who follow the rules, take their vitamins, and say their prayers. Then on the other side, there'd be the bad guys, known as heels - who play dirty tricks and would do anything to win. The job of the heel was to generate heat among the audience. This meant goading the crowd into belligerent anger by breaking the rules whenever possible, and cowardly hiding behind the rules whenever convenient. Once a wrestler's persona was established, it extended into every aspect of their life. Wrestlers were expected to maintain kayfabe both inside and outside the ring whenever a fan was present. This meant that if your wife at home was different from your in-ring lover, then you were expected to keep your marriage secret."

Then you have quotes from Taylor like this one:

"Having journalists write in-depth, oftentimes critical, pieces about who they perceive me to be made me feel like I was living in some weird simulation, but it also made me look inward to learn about who I actually am. Having the world treat my love life like a spectator sport in which I lose every single game was not a great way to date in my teens and twenties, but it taught me to protect my private life fiercely. Being publicly humiliated over and over again at a young age was excruciatingly painful but it forced me to devalue the ridiculous notion of minute-by-minute, ever-fluctuating social relevance and likability. Getting canceled on the internet and nearly losing my career gave me an excellent knowledge of all the types of wine."

Because everyone tends to speculate the worst in others, the narrative quickly turned into: "Taylor always wanted to be in the spotlight having people spectate her love life, it was her mean ex who kept her trapped indoors!" Okay well, now we know thanks to Jack that the "mean bad ex" was probably out of the picture by the time she made this speech. For a woman who proudly easter eggs her clothing, the fact she wore the NYU sweatshirt when she was seen with Matty was… a choice.

Now, let's think about Matty's quote about how he struggled to distinguish reality as a kid because his parents were both actors and celebrities:

"I'd be a child, and something would happen in my real life, and then I'd see that thing on a newspaper, and I'd think, That's not what happened, but that's my mum saying a version of what happened, and I know Mum's at home and she's O.K." He came to understand that a person's life was "a balance between what is real, what is said, what happens, what people believe, what people project, and what is true."

Pair this with not just his desire to make a name for himself and his band completely outside of the shadow of Taylor Swift, but the recent prediction that The 1975 will become the most important band of the decade (and just before hiatus!) At this point, I would say there's a pretty striking case for motive. The Reputation prologue is another great read for anyone who presumes they know a damned thing about Taylor Swift (oh, definitely including myself!):

"We think we know someone, but the truth is that we only know the version of them they have chosen to show us."

That was me trying to keep it brief, but I'd say that's a good "101" of the basics, at least! 🤼‍♂️

#answered #tatty #maylor #taylor x matty #theory: kayfabe #brad troemel

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legendarywolf2022 · 2 years

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Chapter 7: The Bad Guys Meets the Panda Squad, Part 3

(While they were heading their hideout, they needed to get to know with the girls. That is until the news came along…)

⏰ 9th of July 2022, 01:00pm ⏰

🌎 The Bad Guys’ Hideout, Los Angeles 🌎

Everyone were all quiet throughout the car travelling, feeling like they wanted to let their minds to be well fly by to the place where they could be alone and not knowing how to embrace their new experience…

Wolf - I am a wolf… It’s in my nature to be kind, gentle and loving no matter what. But know this… When it comes to matters of protecting my friends, my family and my heart… Don’t trifle with me for I'm also the most powerful and relentless creature, you will ever know…

Snake - Truth is as straight as an arrow while a lie swivels like a snake, but there’s both reasons we have lies and truths in our world because we need to protect each other as we knew it would hurt out of love.

Tarantula - Everyone expect someone to kill me because I’m a spider that everyone feared of. But one was willing to save me when I’m alone. They seemed to understand that the world can have kind people than just cruel ones.

Shark - I’m not a demon underwater, I just had a gentle heart when I’m not really using my teeth to scared everyone around me or the smell of blood to caused me insane. I wouldn’t dare to hurt anyone because they didn’t do anything to harm me or everyone who are dangerous creatures.

Piranha - I knew we were having problems when you never give everyone a chance just because we’re far different from you. I wish you all just not to be so judgmental, señor and señorita.

Catalina (wolf) - I can easily get sick of the people around me to be assuming that I’m okay because… I won’t say I’m not… being a wolf is not a crime when you believe they are dangerous without even giving a chance of knowing… I’d give anything to show you that they have changed…

Meilin Lee (red panda) - Someone once said that there is darkness to the animal when they can’t control themselves from strong emotions that we have when we can’t take it anymore. But we have to stay strong and be together as long as we stick together for facing the world.

Miriam (raccoon) - Being betrayed by the person you held so dear is hard to build the trust again until you realise what was the reason because we both wanted something different that would end up letting them down at the same time.

Priya (bat) - We both got a different story from both day and night when we thought it was the same page as the author except it would be. But we can easily rewrite the story by changing up from a fake theory to true story.

Abby (cat) - We all have one life each but we do wish that we would have 9 lives like any cats would have, but at the same time it would impossible. All we got is one life which it would make them special and have a great time by having an adventure.

🐺🐍🕷🦈🐟

Until Mr Wolf broke the silence once they arrived outside of the Bad Guys’ hide-out. "Thank you.”

Catalina smiled. “Hey, don't let that gorilla police-woman get to you. She is nothing but a big jerk."

That made Wolf chuckle a bit, knowing full well whose the gorilla she referred to. “Yeah, well… she’s sometimes our jerk because she is so stubborn with that hot temper of hers.”

“But with determination of believing she’s right all the time.” Catalina said which her four friends nodded in agreement.

“Why did you defend me?” Wolf asked. “I mean, you don't know me. And, yet, you know my criminal backround. So… why?”

Catalina looked thoughtfully, looking at Meilin who nodded to ‘go ahead’ before looking at him and replied. “A real villain wouldn't care of who is gonna get hurt or feel guilty. But you do care, I can see that. After all, you wouldn't follow us to make sure we're okay.”

Wolf was loss of words by her response, but then he just smiled before goes on one knee to actually pulled her in for a hugged, she smiled back and hugged him back. Then there was that strange smell again that caught up in his nose, he tried to ignore it while embracing this little girl that was in his arms.

“So…” Tarantula said. “Should we introduced ourselves again? ‘Cause, um… I think we had a rough start at first meeting.”

Catalina smiled after she pulled away from Wolf, “Of course. I’m Catalina McSchnitz, some sort of a leader for the Panda Squad, but you can also call me Cat. This is my best friend and second commander Meilin Lee, but we call her Mei, she had red panda powers that is amazing.”

“I think everyone might know that by now,” Meilin said as she rolled her eyes and smiled.

“How come you don’t have no clothes on when you turned into a panda?” Piranha asked out of curiosity.

“Piranha!” Snake said.

“What?” Piranha asked.

“That’s a good question,” Meilin said. “Which I have no idea either.”

Catalina chuckled. “This is Miriam Mendelsohn, she’s very loyal to us and would make sure that everything is spot on. This Priya Mangal, very chilled and finds something that is interesting to which is complicated like…”

“Everything that are goth, but I keep my favourite colour of gold and yellow in.” Priya explained.

“Yeah, that.” Catalina said, “and then… there’s Abigail Park, but we call her Abby.”

“Hi!” Abby waved at the Bad Guys.

“Hi,” Shark waved her back.

“She’s a fun-loving and chaotic girl you have ever met, she is a fighter and knows how to shows everyone who’s tough.” Catalina said.

“If someone messed with my girls, I’ll easily knock them out.” Abby said.

“Join the club, chica.” Piranha said.

“Well, you girls probably know about us.” Wolf said, “But I think you should know a bit about us. Mr Wolf, the leader of the Bad Guys who will become the leader of the Good Guys. The former villain of every story. My best bud, Mr Snake who’s the best safe-cracking machine and the kind of guy who’d tell you the glass is half empty, then steal it from you.”

“Whoa… You can crack any safe you could think of?” Priya asked.

Snake chuckled, “Yup.”

Wolf smiled, “This is Miss Tarantula. She’s our in-house hacker, our pocket search engine and our traveling tech wizard. We call her Webs.”

“You can hacked any technology for fun and for a reason?” Miriam asked, “That’s very cool. I bet you can’t hacked Donald Trump or Boris Johnson’s computer.”

“Hmmm,” Tarantula thought about it.

“Don’t you even think about it,” Snake glared at the spider.

“I might add note on that,” Tarantula winked at Miriam who winked her back.

“This is Mr Shark,” Wolf said. “The master of disguise. His greatest trick, stealing the Mona Lisa disguised as the Mona Lisa.”

“Whoa!” Miriam, Priya and Abby said.

“Bet you can’t disguise yourself as the Queen of London to steal the Crown Jewels!” Abby said.

“What?” Shark asked, “Now that would be impossible to do that because I would never do such a thing only because she’s old, wise and sweet.”

“What?” Snake asked, “You’re being too soft for the royal family in London?”

Shark glared at Snake but didn’t say anything.

“And rounding out the crew is Mr Piranha,” Wolf said.

“Hola señorita,” Piranha said in his Spanish accent.

“Yo,” Priya said as both she and Piranha handshake.

“Now, just to let you girls know…” Wolf replied as he was going to explain to them about his friend’s craziness. “…that he’s a loose cannon with a short fuse, willing to scrap with anyone or anything.”

“So, he’s brave?” Miriam asked.

“He’s fearless?!” Abby asked, excited.

“He’s crazy,” Priya said calmly.

“Correct!” Wolf and Piranha said to Priya who smiled.

🐺🐍🕷🦈🐟

Once they were inside, the girls couldn’t believe their eyes; This was the perfect home for the Bad Guys ever. Everything seemed to a good taste of the room as well as big couches, instruments, anything!

“I’ll take those bags to a spare room that you girls have a share.” Shark said as he and Piranha lend a hand to carry the bags to a spare that they had.

Catalina saw the window were her friends went over to admired the view. “How long have you been here?” She asked Wolf.

Wolf looked at her before replying, “Well… as long as I can remember.”

“You mean you live here as a kid?” Catalina asked.

“Something like that,” Wolf said.

Snake looked those two and smiled, he was a bit glad that Wolf was smiling all thanks to this little girl who seemed to care about them. He reached into the freezer to grab a cherry flavoured Push Pop. But before he could even open the thing, Abby popped up behind him and her eyes started to sparkles.

“I didn’t know you actually got Push Pop ice lollies,” Abby asked. “My tummy is rumbling like a washing machine now.”

“Oh, yeah?” Snake asked, “You want some?” He was looking so mischievous as he was holding a Push Pop in front of Abby.

“Snake,” Wolf said as he knew he wasn’t going to give a Push Pop to Abby.

“Don’t you dare,” Shark warned him.

“What?” Snake asked as if he doesn’t know what they were talking about. “I just want to kindly share some of Push Pop.” He held out a Push Pop, little waving it in front of Abby’s nose. “Here, take it.”

Abby smiled, “Thanks, sir.”

But before Abby could get a Push Pop from him, Snake tossed it into his own mouth and swallowed it whole, making Abby watch it devastating. Laughing, he teased. “Hah, sucker!”

“Snake!” Wolf snapped, he wasn’t happy with Snake being harsh on Abby.

“Seriously?!” Tarantula asked.

“Come on, hombre!” Piranha said, “She's just niñita.”

Snake looked at his face while Catalina was looking at Abby and nodded her head to ‘kick his butt’ which Abby smirked at that. “You know me long enough when it comes to Push Pops.”

Shark wished he could eat him now like he did last year. “Dude that was low, even for you.”

“Relax, Big Tuna.” Snake rolled his eyes, “It’s not like…” the. He trailed off because he noticed Abby’s face was mischievous fuming. “Uh… why is her face red?”

Everyone looked at Abby’s face turning red. “Uh, oh.” Meilin said as she and her friends were backing away as they knew the sign.

“Pusi pab-e daehae naj-eun geos-e daehae olhda,” Abby said in Korean.

“You took something that triggered her,” Miriam said to Snake while smiling.

“Dangsin-eun na-ege daleun pusi pab-eul eodneun geos-i johseubnida,” Abby still talking Korean which the Bad Guys doesn’t understand.

“You shouldn’t done that,” Priya said while reading her book that she still continued since the hotel in New York.

“animyeon dowajuseyo, jeoneun gong-gyeogjeog-il geos-ibnida!” Abby snapped.

“What?” Snake asked, feeling a bit lost.

“Now, you’re in for it.” Catalina said while pulling Wolf back just in time when Abby launch at Snake, attacking him to the ground.

“Puswipab-eul jwo, i gyohwalhan dali eobsneun domabaem-a,” Abby shouting at the Snake.

The Bad Guys looked shocked while the Panda Squad looked pleased.

“Wow,” Tarantula mumbled.

“Yep, never get between Abby and Push Pops.” Miriam said while smirking.

Piranha and Shark looked at each other. “Heh, just like you, amigo.” Piranha said, causing Shark smiled.

“Heh, you don’t say.” Shark said.

“Guys,” Snake yelled as he tried to get away from Abby. “Don’t you just stand there, help me!”

“Sorry, buddy,” Wolf said while smirking. “You’re on your own.”

Catalina noticed the fridge was covered with all the photos of the Bad Guys having a great time from the olden days to the brand new days, she walked up to the fridge to get a better close and smiled. Everything seemed to reminded of her when she had a great time with her friends. Everything seemed to be funny at the same time.

Few of them seemed to be her favourites: Shark lifted the couch while the others were sitting, Shark gave them a bear hug, the Bad Guys showing off the diamonds and the bag of money, they were enjoying ice cream, Piranha tried to blow the candle of his birthday cake, the Bad Guys trying to hold the portraits, they were wearing crowns, Wolf and Snake showing off who would blow the largest bubblegum, the Bad Guys on the beach, and they were celebrating Snake’s birthday.

She then goes to the couch while her friends were cheering for Abby who still wrestling Snake as the Bad Guys watched on, she turned the TV on and saw the news reporter Tiffany Fluffit talking about the car chase that happened today. “I, Tiffany Fluffit, giving you a breaking news on Channel Six Action News!” She said as the title of the news said; BREAKING NEWS! THE BAD GUYS AND THEIR CRAZY CAR CHASE… SO FAR!! “And let’s just say that… OMG! This is wild, literally. We just witnessed a car chase between the Bad Guys and what looks like as five teenage girls. Some eyewitness say they saw... a giant red panda. And more of them say they saw two cars jumping over police barricade... and landing on bunch of beds on highway?! Dave, is this some prank? Wait, it actually happened for real? Huh. Like I said, literally wild. The Bad Guys were caught on camera as they were chasing the sport car that got five teenagers girls inside, most of everyone were shock while the rest were like how is it impossible for one of them can drive...”

“Everyone,” she called out as she was trying to cut through the sounds of the Push Pop battle happening behind her. “Hold your horses! We’re on TV.” Everyone stopped fighting as Shark was holding Abby into the air and Wolf helping Snake up before everyone was heading to the couches to see what the news was reporting about them after today’s car chasing.

“Ow,” Snake mumbled as he was trying to stretch out before taking his seat next to Priya and Miriam so he would stay away from Abby who sit next to Shark.

Tarantula chuckled, “Serves you right for pulling prank like that.”

The reporter, Tiffany, continued. “Apparently those teen girls are under tempoary custody of Bad Guys. I wonder where their parents are? Hmm, who know. Anyhoo, the Chief of Police. Luggins, just got scolded by one of them, who was also defending Mr. Wolf? Wow, talk about a burn. This is definitely gonna be a story of the year!”

“Wow, who is she?” Miriam asked, “I love her feistiness she’s putting in.”

“She’s a news reporter Tiffany Fluffit,” Shark explained. “She’s proved to be the best with her attitudes towards everyone around the world!”

“She’s fighting the power like me!” Abby said, making everyone expect Snake laughed at that part.

Tiffany still continued talking. “Here to address this unexpected car chase is the police officer, Susanna Barlow, just to explain why they haven’t arrested the Bad Guys.”

On the television screen, Officer Susanna stepped up to the microphone. As a gaggle of reporters fired questions at the police officer, she held her hand up calmly and said, “Okay. Everyone, please. Let me speak, let me speak. Once we caught the Bad Guys and five girls where Professor Marmalade used to live, seemed like the little girl who was behind Mr Wolf’s legs had spoken up and claiming that they didn’t stole the meteorite last year as she pointed out that we did nothing but doing Marmalade’s theory.”

The Bad Guys and the Panda Squad stared at the screen in shock as the police officer continued, “The little girl seemed to defend Mr Wolf and proved that we weren’t doing the job properly as they were innocent by still staying at the gala were the meteorite was taken by. We should have investigate that scene, but instead… We arrested them for no reason. So, we let them go after the little girl had finished her words to our chief and I do hope that she and the other girls will be looking after by the Bad Guys themselves.”

Tiffany stepped up into the spot where Susanna was standing. “Sorry to interrupt your words to others, But there are some unanswered questions.”

Susanna smiled, “And what would it be, Miss Fluffit?”

“Where is the giant red panda people mentioning?” Tiffany asked.

“Uh oh…” Meilin said as she knew she was was about to be busted real soon.

“Where those beds came from?” Tiffany asked.

“Wait, what beds?” Piranha asked.

“What will happen with those girls under Bad Guys’ care?” Tiffany asked.

“Great,” Tarantula crossed her arms. “We’re fostering those girls until… what?”

“Does Governor Foxington knows about this?” Tiffany asked.

“No,” Snake said. “But I know she’ll soon finds out after watching this.”

“And most importantly: What's the deal with that red-haired girl and Mr. Wolf?” Tiffany asked.

“We don’t know all the questions yet,” Susanna said. “But what I do know that we’ll soon find out.”

“Okay,” Tiffany said. “Stay tuned for more on Channel from your best reporter Tiffany Fluffit. See you next time.”

Wolf then turned off the TV, everyone were all silent after watching the News.

“So…” Miriam broken the silent, “What should we eat? Because I’m a bit hungry.”

Just then, they heard a ding from the elevator. It was a bit surprised that someone would come to their hideout.

“I wonder who that could be,” Meilin said before heading the elevator.

“Let me handle this,” Wolf placed his hand on Meilin’s shoulder.

He head to the elevator and when its opened, it was revealed to be a crossed-arm disappointing Diane, wearing her governor suit while holding a newspaper in her hand.

“WOLF!!!” She shouted, she was this close to be so done with the Bad Guys big time.

(This is actually based Friend’s ideas for this that I finds it very well done, I wish that person would be an author than just artist, don’t ya agreed.

Oh, and that part where Abby attack Mr Snake was actually based on Pumbaa attack the hyenas when they called him ‘Pig’ instead of ‘Mr Pig’. That part always get me XD!”)

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