#but tbh id have it be like. at MOST a once a week chore and tbh irl probably more of a 2 weeks-monthly chore

[nomaishuttle]

this is not just me complaining bc its one of my chores but i truly donot think the kitchen needs 2 be mopped twice aweek

#and swept 3 times a week 3 days in arow #likee. if were gonna sweep that often it should be spaced out more.. we have the weekend off for chores but i feel like itd make sense for #it to be monday wednesday friday IF it has 2 be a three times a week chore #but tbh id have it be like. at MOST a once a week chore and tbh irl probably more of a 2 weeks-monthly chore #mopping DEFINITELY just monthly unless theres a spill... #idk if thats like. insane and i fully admit my likee. knowledge of how often things should be cleaned is not very good bc my moms a hoarder #and gets very very very stressed out by cleaning stuff so our houses have always been Insanely messy. not that im like blaming my mom ik #its hard for her. it just also means that i dont know likee. how often mopping should be done bc that was like.. maybe once a year. but #in practice i can count on one hands the emt of times our house was mopped #even if there was a spill itd usually just be a towel and move on thang #and to be clear ik like thats not great ik that. ik our houses were always pretty grody #i just dont think mopping 2 times a week is necessary. basically.. #the mopping is umm monday wednesday i think. which is just weird 2 me it should be evenly spaced throughout th week right... #BUT AGAIN i think it should just be a every 2 weeks-once a month thang #unless it gets dirty.. but what do i nose #genuinely. if im like wrong here sry i genuinely dont know etc.

[writingsfromthegrave]

Hi!! My name is Shvay! May I request some platonic rainbow friends content? Perhaps just one or two headcanons about the friends being rescued and living with a human and then all being happy? Your writing and matchups all look awesome btw!! /srs

I hope you have a nice day!!!

hi shvay !! never thought id get a rainbow friends req tbh. ur awesome!! have a lovely day as well<3 hope u enjoy!!

Rainbow Friends Platonic HCs !!

• ever since you had rescued the friends from the evil hands of that insane "doctor", they've been incredibly grateful & clingy toward you

• after all, could you blame them? they've had people ransack their "home" and steal their belongings- except for you. the only one who desired to help them.

• that being said, they took quite a bit of time to adapt to your little home. it wasn't all that big, and they struggled to not accidentally break things.

• they were like owning a pack of dogs, but much bigger

• once blue had gotten the hang of things after a few weeks, he'd gladly help you with household chores. not the best at cooking but MAN can he do laundry

• green has a fond love for blankets, pillows, and anything soft it can lay on. if you own a few stuffies, they're his now. a little attached to them tbh

• purple has a habit of hiding under your bed and scaring the absolute shit out of you. he doesn't mean to do it! it's just all he's known for the longest time. plus, he likes the darkness. it's just too cozy under there

• orange, for the most part, is practically a chihuahua. probably barks too tbh. chases the mailman and WILL eat your burger when ur not looking

• if anyone dare break into your home, well... yeah. do i even need to explain? orange will go hog wild, blue following closely behind

• will they try your t-shirts? absolutely. might even keep em on & steal em' if you're not careful

• orange is a sucker for dog toys. idk he'd chew and claw ur stuff otherwise sooo..

• blue is the most helpful, given his most human-like structure. not only that, but he likes doing chores & feeling helpful, adores praise from you

• green is startled easily and may or may not rearrange things around your house because of it. u know those babyproof corner covers? yeah u might need those

• they love u and are willing to do ANYTHING for u,, they may revert back to old habits or be a lil annoying but theyre so thankful and appreciative that you're giving them such a good life outside of the facility. 9/10 housekeepers and 10/10 funny lil companions

#rainbow friends #roblox rainbow friends #roblox #rainbow friends x reader #roblox rainbow friends x reader #roblox x reader #x reader

[purplesurveys]

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This survey is literally called Adult Survey so let’s see just how bad I am at being one 👉😎👉 What grocery store do you shop at the most? My mom does most of her shopping in SM supermarkets, but sometimes she’ll stick with Freshto.

Which stovetop burner do you use the most? Uhhhh I haven’t used the stove in a while, especially since it almost exploded in my face the last time I used it – but I used to go with the rightmost one since it was the largest, and it fit the pan that I typically used. Do you use a dishwasher or wash dishes by hand? We wash dishes by hand here. I can’t name you anyone who actually bought themselves a dishwasher here in the Philippines.

What color is your favorite laundry basket? Idk, I don’t have a favorite. What color was your first car? White. If we’re talking about the car bought by my parents.

What was your first job? Never had one yet. What is the best job you've had? What is the best pharmacy near you? Not sure about the best, but we have one right across the village that we head to. Do you use public transportation? NO. Public transport in this country is an embarrassment, a joke, and one of the reasons I’m hell-bent on moving out entirely. If you ever needed a country that has trains regularly break down every week (forcing its passengers to walk to their destinations even when they’re nowhere near), trains with poor air conditioning, smoke-belching jeepneys, buses driven by murderous drivers, and public transportation that all in all will force you to wake up 3 hours earlier and STILL end up late to school/work, the Philippines is for you. Which bank do you use? I don’t have any sort of card yet.

Do you have a credit card? ^ What is your favorite fast food restaurant? As questionable as every branch of theirs smells like, I have to give the crown to KFC. What do you want to name your kids? Olivia and Mia are pretty much locked in for me. Still clueless about boy names. How many tattoos do you have? No tattoos. What year did you graduate high school? 2016. Three years, but it’s felt like forever ago. What chore do you hate the most? I haaaaate washing dishes. Thankfully Gabie loves doing it, so it’ll be easier for me when we move in together haha. What is your favorite shampoo to use? Dove is fine. How do you remove stains from clothes? Water and tissue usually do the trick. Do you carry pepper spray? I don’t. I really should. What highway do you drive on the most? Marcos Highway. I live on it and have to go through it if I want to go anywhere. Do you like driving? It’s convenient and I like being out on my own time without the pressure of tiring out/going overtime on a personal driver; but being stuck in traffic for hours all by yourself can be very draining. What is your favorite radio station? I listen to 93.1 in the morning for my favorite radio program, but for the rest of the day I’d switch between that, 99.5, 94.7, and 87.5. What do you use for an alarm clock (phone, stereo, actual clock, etc.)? I use my phone and I have like 5 alarms set everyday because I’m pretty difficult to wake up. Which department store do you shop at the most? I don’t shop for stuff a lot; most of my money goes to food haha. Which dollar store is your favorite? Do you shop at the dollar store often? We don’t even use dollars, sis. What is your favorite gas station? I don’t have a favorite but I like going to Petron just out of habit. Do you burn candles often? I never burn candles. How do you relax? It depends on what I feel like doing. I can choose to watch YouTube videos, watch Friends, take a survey, take a nap, or binge-eat. What's your favorite app on your phone? Twitter or Reddit. What do you cook the most? I can’t :( When was the last time you relaxed in a hot bath? Over a year ago? I dunno, I don’t get to do this a lot. Do you take showers or baths normally? Showers. What is your favorite candle scent? Whatever smells like food, like a bakery or cinnamon. Floral scents make me gag. How much does it cost for you to laundry (if you use a slot machine)? Do you make your bed every day? Yes. It feels so much nicer coming home to a fixed bed. Do you have any pets? Yes, I have a dog. Do you have kids? Nope. Are you married? Also nope. Do you save receipts? Receipts from important dates, sure. I like keeping the little details. Do you use re-usable bags at the grocery store? I think my mom does. What color is your carpet? We have a big brown carpet in the living room, but other than that the rest of the house isn’t carpeted. Have you ever burnt yourself with the glue gun? No and I am too scared to know what it feels like so I’ve never held a glue gun before. We actually had to use one fairly recently to make props for an org event, but I told my orgmates I wasn’t gonna help in that department and I could work anywhere else I was needed instead. Do you write checks? Nah. I’ve had my parents ask me to pay with one, though. Ever had a garage sale? My parents never held one, but we’ve been to several. What have been some of your best garage sale finds? I don’t think we bought anything from them. What time do you wake up in the morning? Depends if I have something to do that day. Are you a morning person? God no. I hate having to report to school early and I usually need an hour or two to adjust to the surroundings. I have a 7 AM class on Wednesdays and Fridays and my brain just refuses to cooperate every time.

Are you more of a morning person now than you used to be? Haha I don’t think I ever was a morning person. Do you like to read? I used to. Nowadays I’ll read something every now and then, but it’s not my favorite hobby anymore. What was the first election you voted in? 2016. Who is on speed dial in your phone? We don’t have speed dial. Do you play games on your phone? Sure. I used to have no games at all cos I thought it was a waste of storage, but now I have like 10 games on my phone because of all the advertisements I see hahaha. What phone do you have? I have an iPhone 8. What was your first phone? I keep forgetting the exact model, but it was the iconic Nokia one that had a green screen and early versions of Snake and Space Impact. What kind of computer do you have? I was too young to ever pay attention to the brand and the model, tbh. I did reach the era where connecting to the internet meant weird sounds and not being able to use the landline, so there’s that. Wall calendar or desk calendar? Phone and laptop calendar. If you read a daily devotional, which one are you using currently? I don’t. What is your favorite book? I’ve read a lot of books but I don’t think I’ve encountered my favorite yet. What is the strangest food you've had? I absolutely love Indian food and would do anything for it, but gulab jamun was pretty horrid. The taste confused me so much and the wet, sticky texture didn’t help either. What do you do when the power goes out? Curse out Meralco on social media, especially if it was an unannounced outage. Then I’d stay with my dog so that he doesn’t get scared. Does your home have a basement? Nope. How often do you clean? My mom likes to be in charge of general cleaning, and she does so once in a few months. How often do you go grocery shopping? An hour or so seems like it. Ever bought a lottery ticket? Nah, I don’t want to grow obsessed with it hahaha. Do you gamble? Nope. What does your purse look like? My *wallet has several essential cards/IDs, my savings, and old receipts and papers I never got around to throwing away. Do you ever sleep on the floor? No. I slept on the floor a lot as a kid and I hated it, so I stay away from the possibility completely now. Which room do you stay in the most? Mine? What is your bedtime? I don’t have one, but I always strive to be in bed by 10 or 11 PM. Ever worked two jobs or more at once? This hasn’t happened to me. Do you live in an apartment, condo, house, or dorm? I live in my parents’ house. What does your dream house look like? Modern, minimalist, square-shaped, lots of glass, white. Describe your dream wedding. I haven’t figured out what location I want, but I wouldn’t want it to be in church, at the beach, or in a barn. I want an all-white (or at least almost all-white) motif, a laaaaarge guest list (I’ll only get one wedding so I’m making it huge lmao), free flowing drinks, cupcake racks, and I wouldn’t want it to be too formal nor too casual. That’s like 6 elements out of the hundred I’ll probably end up thinking of, but it’s a start. How often do you go on vacation? As often as my dad is home, so like a few times every 4 months. What is your favorite type of weather? Rainy/stormy, dark, and bleak. What do you do when you have a sore throat? Hate myself. And continue eating whatever because a sore throat isn’t gonna stop me from eating delicious food. How often do you go see a doctor? When it’s required lol Do you have acid reflux? I don’t. Do you snore? I snore only when I’m ridiculously exhausted after a day. And when I do it’s only like once then I stop. Are you on birth control? I’m not. I don’t need it currently. What kind of toothpaste do you use? A normal one? Idk, I just use Colgate. Do you wear glasses or contacts? I have glasses. How often do you wear make-up? Only when I go to parties, which isn’t often. Do you put on make-up in the bathroom or the bedroom? Gabie usually puts makeup on me in her room. Do you have a swimming pool? Nope. What is the first site you go to when you turn on your computer? It differs, based on what I feel like doing/have to do. Typically, though, it’s Twitter. Which email service do you use? Gmail. How often do you check your email? Everyday, because I guess I’M AN ADULT NOW AND I HAVE TO SUCK IT UP. How old were you when you got your first phone? I was 7. I’m pretty sure my parents didn’t want to get it for me, but I was 7 in a private school, everyone was getting their own phones (and this was when phones was starting to get big among kids), and I was feeling pressured to get my own. What was your favorite boy band back in the 90's? I wasn’t conscious for most of the 90s. Did you own a Britney Spears album? Nope.

#survey #surveys

[ollieplimsolls]

🍭🍭 do ittttt

i LOVE them and the emoji akgfhghak

General:

Rate the Ship -  Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs

How long will they last? - forever.. ICONS

How quickly did/will they fall in love? - tbh i feel like ollie fell first.. like they both thought the other was cute when they met but love wasn’t INSTANT (so by their standards a week in -_-)

How was their first kiss? - it was probably super silly and a lil awkward but they still love thinking about it..

Wedding:

Who proposed? - they proposed at the same time with no idea the other was gonna

Who is the best man/men? - phil & dave.. the original gang BACK 2gether

Who is the bride’s maid(s)? - i feel like she’s got two older siblings (birth order is sister, brother, lola). so ya sister! (and ofc the dog n cat)

Who did the most planning? - id say they did the same amount :0

Who stressed the most? - probably ollie.. stressed out bitch

How fancy was the ceremony? - Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | Normal Church Wedding | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big. (4 cos it wasn’t like. FANCY fancy but 7 cos it was still ott.. u kno?)

Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - probably like. a weird uncle or annoying aunt ahkgjfahgkja

Sex:

Who is on top? - 9/10 times its lola

Who is the one to instigate things? - both tbh

How healthy is their sex life? - Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now

How kinky are they? - Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? -somethings always going on theyre the worst

Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - dont be a FOOL -_- ofc they do

How rough are they in bed? - Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.

How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? - No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They snuggle and kiss more often than a teen couple on their fifth date to a pillow factory.

Children:

How many children will they have naturally? - i can’t see them with kids, but maybe two?

How many children will they adopt? - i think if they ever had kids they’d be biologically theirs so. i guess 0

Who gets stuck with the most diapers? -they do coin flips a lot and ollie almost always looses

Who is the stricter parent? - neither lmao

Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - theyre more likely to be doing dumb shit -_- hence why i can’t see them with kids the stupid fools!!

Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - ollie!

Who is the more loved parent? - both :0c

Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - lola, only ‘cause she can at least sometimes calm tf down

Who cried the most at graduation? -ollie’s the most emotional person ever so. U KNOW!

Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - lola (ollie jokingly says to leave them there n she almost screams)

Cooking:

Who does the most cooking? - they both SUCK at cooking, lola can at least make kinda edible food tho..

Who is the most picky in their food choice? - lola’s always been picky as hell with food vs ollie who’ll eat anything that isn’t poisoned

Who does the grocery shopping? - sometimes only one of them will do it but they get almost nothing… when they do it together its mostly junk food n useless stuff

How often do they bake desserts? - at LEAST once a week (they’d do it more often but it’s too much of a mess)

Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - meat only cos they . HATE salad the fucking children

Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - the first anniversary they both get expensive reservations -_- (no WAY would they cook on an important day) at slightly different times so they have to go to both ahgkjfgak

Who is more likely to suggest going out? -lolaaaa

Who is more likely to burn the house down accidently while cooking? - ollie. another reason lola does the cooking

Chores:

Who cleans the room? - ollie

Who is really against chores? - lola. THE mos unorganized person ever

Who cleans up after the pets? - lola, only ‘cause they’re technically hers.

Who is more likely to sweep everything under the rug? - lola shes awful

Who stresses the most when guests are coming over? - ollie is that video of the mum cleaning but i cant remember the guy who made it ahjgfhagjka

Who found a dollar between the couch cushions while cleaning? - lola has a knack for finding money in weird places..

Misc:

Who takes the longer showers/baths? - ollie, and lola haaates it

Who takes the dog out for a walk? - that dog walks THEM

How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - every holiday! even tho they don’t usually have parties (they always go to others, 8/10 times they’re kicked out)

What are their goals for the relationship? - to be the best couple.. sometimes they go on double dates JUST to be better than the others

Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - ollie barely sleeps n lola LOVES 2 sleep

Who plays the most pranks? - lola tends to be the goofier of the two.. so u KNO (he acts grumpy all the time but loves it)

#asks #lollie

[rhystheredeemed]

Ugh, i dont get why im feeling so crappy and antisocial right now... Like, today ive made a start on clearing up my bedroom, because its been a tip since i moved back in (didnt have the chance to sort all my old stuff out and move what my dad had put in here of his before i had to move back in - stupid shitty volatile breakup) and a cleaner environment is meant to improve mood and mood stability. But i just feel really shitty. Logan's at a friends tonight (i thought he was going home today, but he wanted to stay out) and he wanted me to go to his friends for tonight so that maybe id feel better and to make things easier for d&d tomorrow (which ive decided im not going to anyway) but i really just dont want to be around people right now, the only person i can probably enjoy being around right now is him. He felt bad for changing his plans and how its affecting me, but i told him to stay out because i didnt want him to go home when he doesnt want to just for me. So he tried to bribe me to go to his friends by saying he'd buy me food in the morning and he'd give me loads of cuddles tonight (he knows physical affection is my weakness) but even that couldnt sway me, which kinda shows just how crap im feeling tonight. Idk, i feel like i should be excited about how close this kid is to being born and enthusiastic about making space for him in mine and logans homes, and i should also want to enjoy my time around my friends while it lasts (since going out will be limited once kiddo is here, at least for a couple of months) but im just not. Im more worried than excited about this kid arriving (what if im a bad mum, what if his cries dont wake me up, what if i wind up with post-partum psychosis?) making space is something thay needs doing but its a chore, especially if im doing it myself while im this far along (like, if logan was here too helping me it might feel less of a chore, but today and tomorrow, and possibly most of the week, itll be just me - though hopefully i can drag logan back to mine while his daughter is at school so he can help me out) and i really just dont want to be around people, period. I want to be able to relax, and i want quality time with logan, thats it. Im a little worried that ill be irritable and on a short fuse tomorrow in regards to his daughter tbh, because as much as i love her, she is hella annoying sometimes and i seriously dont want to snap at her, especially when she isnt actually doing anything wrong (she babbles at people and expects them to acknowledge every little thing she says, and recently shes been really sort of clingy with me and trying to make me interact with her, which is kind of adorable, but when its constant and youre irritable as it is, it pushes you to your limits)