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The Meme and His Tutor

Part 15: The Time Autocorrect Outed The Tutor

Co-written with @tragicshadows

Recommended Song: BOOM BOOM by Seventeen

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Summary:

When you have to deal with two little shits sometimes accidents happen.

Genre: Fluff, comedy

Pairing: Jungkook X Reader (Y/N)

Warnings: Swearing

Word Count: 2382

Length: 15/?

The college library was almost empty making it easy to find a table. You noticed some of the computers along the wall occupied and a few heads ducked over notebooks near the back of the library where the desks with partitions were.

You opened your laptop and took out a past exam paper, prepared to make use of study leave and revise for your coming exam. But it seemed like the odds were against you when not half an hour in your phone lit up. It was a message from Chubs.

'So how have the past few days been now that you've finally accepted your feelings for Jungkook?'

'I'm still angry he brought the tickets without asking. Cocky little shit.'

'I don't think it was intentional cockiness.' She had added a few laughing emojis and you couldn't help but giggle. He was cocky. She just didn't know him quite like you did.

'You haven't seen the things I have.'

'Does that mean you've seen the Jungcock?'

Your eyes blew wide at that. She was being as blunt as ever.

'If by Jungcock you mean the cocky side of Jungkook then yes I have. Though there was one moment when he nearly started dancing Rainism thanks to the header image of your blog.'

Someone coughing drew your attention to the students in the library. Their little fit subsided and you went back to your paper while waiting for a reply. It came a second later.

'The header of him touching his dick almost made him dance to Rainism in front of you? That dance is sexy as fuck.'

'It's proof that he's a cocky little shit!'

In the distance, you heard a girl giggle and smiled. Someone was enjoying themselves.

'How is it proof?'

'He saw his dick and would've done the dance if I hadn't told him to sit down.'

'He nearly touched the Jungcock in front of you... he must like you.'

'Jungcock only sees me as a friend!'

'I see you're still in denial.' You were about to respond when a picture of Yoongi looking mildly pissed off made you burst out laughing. It was the exact same face he'd made when telling you and Jungkook to be quiet when watching the film...before you hurt his finger.

There was a shush and your head snapped to the librarian giving you the evils from behind the desk. You mouthed sorry and turned back to your phone. In the time you were looking away she had sent three more messages.

'I bet when you're next in Korea he'll give you the Jungcock to prove he likes you ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'

The message after that was a picture of Jungkook from the tour you met him at, leather pant clinging to his legs like they were painted on with a certain part of his anatomy emphasised.

The final message read, 'Look at it! You’re gonna get lucky!'

You blushed deeply.

'I'M NOT GETTING HIS JUNGCOCK. AND STOP SENDING PICTURES. I'M IN PUBLIC!'

You heard a positively evil cackle come from the same direction as the giggle which caused you to chuckle.

Chubs replied with the John Cena "are you sure about that meme" followed by a gif of Jungkook jumping about in those leather pants.

'STOP IT! I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT THE JUNGCOCK!'

'I'VE SEEN YOUR BLOG!'

'I'M INNOCENT I SWEAR!'

'YOU WRITE DIRTY FAN FICTION ABOUT HIM.' Another message followed, 'DO YOU THINK HE'S READ YOUR SMUTTY DESCRIPTIONS OF HIS JUNGCOCK?!'

'WHEN HAVE I EVER DESCRIBED HIS COCK IN MY SMUT?! AND IF HE HAS READ MY SMUT THEN I'LL DELETE MY BLOG!'

'Oh really...?'

You narrowed your eyes. What was that supposed to mean? And then she sent another message.

''What surprised you was his size. He was bigger than you had anticipated, even when you had been in the club grinding against his obvious hard on.''

'WHY ARE YOU BRINGING UP MY SHAME?! WOULD YOU LIKE A TASTE SHOULD REMAIN BURIED!'

'I bet he's read it.' Was her short response and you couldn't help but groan, momentarily forgetting you were in public. Looking up from your phone you felt a pair of eyes on your face but when you glanced around the only person staring was the librarian. She pressed a finger to her lips and you ducked your head.

'If he's read it I am definitely deleting. My blog will cease to exist.'

'What?! Why?'

'Because it would be so embarrassing. I don't want Jungkook to know I've written about him in a sexual way. It's bad enough he read up to the part where he pulls down his trousers in BunBun!'

You bit your lip, brow furrowing as you tried to concentrate on revising. You needed at least a B to get your grade high enough to get into uni. Your phone buzzed.

'Jungkook is probably happy you've written about the Jungcock.'

'I tested him by calling him BunBun and he blushed. It's adorable but I can't help but wonder if he read more than that.'

'WHAT IF HE READ BUNBUN AND ENJOYED THE SMUT AND THAT'S WHY HE BLUSHED?!'

You pressed a hand to your mouth, muffling your giggles.

'My smut is bad... it's also in the second person so if he did read it he'd be reading about fucking himself.'

You had to stifle yourself again due to the mental picture of two Jungkooks. One female and one with bunny ears. You picked up your pen when someone bursting out into laughter made you look up. A flash of brown hair could be seen behind one of the partitioned desks closest to you and you smiled to yourself. At least someone was enjoying their revision.

Your phone buzzed immediately.

'Omgg!! I actually laughed out loud. I'm going to get kicked out.'

'Kicked out of where? And by the looks I'm being given I'm at risk of being kicked out too. Maybe we should stop talking about the Jungcock...'

A couple of minutes later you got a response.

'I'm at my college library revising. As for talking about Jungcock:'

Another message quickly came through. It was a picture from either 2014 or early 2015 where Jungkook was grabbing his crotch on stage.

Not even your hand was enough to quieten the high pitched screech that came out of your mouth. Out of the corner of your eye, you saw two librarians stand from their desk. You quickly replied knowing one of them was coming for you.

'STOP ATTACKING ME WITH THE JUNGCOCK! I'M BEING KICKED OUT.'

Just as you pressed send, a woman cleared her throat beside you.

"I'm sorry but I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

You nodded and sheepishly apologised for all the noise you made. As you were waiting for your laptop to turn off you spotted a certain familiar face exiting the library. It was Chubs! She went to the same college as you? You mentally begged your laptop to shut down quicker since it was taking forever. When it finally did you shoved it and your other items into your bag and sent a quick message before leaving.

'I just saw you!'

In reception, you looked for her but there was only a group of boys huddled by the stairs. How did she leave so quick?

'You saw me? Where are you?'

'Reception.' You stood where you were waiting for her reply.

'Shit. I've been cornered by my tutor upstairs.'

'Shit. Next time we meet up you definitely have to talk to me about what you did in college. There will be no mention of the Jungcock.'

You begrudgingly left the building wishing you could've hung around to talk to Chubs but you knew you had to go home and get ready for work.

She replied just after you got home and presumably after her meeting.

'You know we'll always talk about the Jungcock. Have a good day at work trying not to think about it.'

A second later a picture came through. It was from Bangtan's performance at the Billboard studios and Jungkook was in white shorts that left not much to the imagination. She was evil.

A couple days later you were talking to Jungkook over KaKao about how his dance practice went as he had just finished but you still had a few hours until your scheduled lesson.

'It was really hard work Noona but I finally managed to teach Jin-hyung a complicated part of the choreo.'

It was followed an emoji of a character sighing. You laughed and shifted a bit on your sofa.

'That's really good! Well done on teaching him Jungcock!'

Not noticing your mistake, you almost jumped out of your skin when the Skype ringtone rang throughout the room. You squinted at your laptop on the coffee table where Jungkook's name was flashing. That's weird. Why would he call you when you were messaging each other?

You pressed accept and were about to ask the reason for the call when a smirking Jungkook beat you to speaking.

"Noona! You never told me you were a pervert!"

"I am not a pervert!"

"Then why did you call me 'Jungcock'"

You quickly unlocked your phone to check the message you had sent. Pink quickly dusted your cheeks when you saw he was correct and you realised what happened. Goddamn autocorrect. And damn Chubs too because that word wouldn't have been in your phone memory if it wasn't for her.

"Oh my god." You groaned, covering your face with your hands. "I'm going to kill Chubs. And I mean it this time."

Jungkook stopped chuckling. "Why would you kill Chubs?"

"No reason." You couldn't tell him about your conversations. No way. He was never to find out about all the pictures and gifs sent back and forth. Ever.

"Well if you have no reason to kill her then do you mind explaining why you called me that."

He looked smug and all you wanted to do was wipe that look off his face. But sadly you weren't there to do that just yet. It would have to wait until the week after next.

"Autocorrect."

He had the decency to go from being smug to confused.

"Autocorrect? When your phone changes words?"

You nodded.

"But it only changes words to ones in the phone memory." You could almost see the cogs in his brain turning. "Have you been calling me Jungcock to Chubs?"

"She started it!"

You felt your nose scrunch up as you crossed your arms like a defensive child. Jungkook burst out laughing.

"S-so...both of y-y-you..." he took a deep breath before laughing even harder. "H-have been calling me Jung-c-cock?"

"I told you she started it! She's not innocent!"

You saw him wipe a tear from the corner of his eye because he had been laughing so hard.

"I guessed that already since my crotch is the header image of her archive for us. I'm just surprised that Noona calls me it too. Though..." He trailed off and muttered something to himself. Would he ever stop muttering?

"What was that?"

"Nothing Noona."

"You can't keep muttering to yourself and then not explain it!" You pouted.

"Sorry, Noona."

"So what did you say?"

"Nothing."

"Jungkook..."

"Don't you mean Jungcock?"

That little shit!

"Yah! As soon as I see you I'll make you regret all that muttering!"

He smirked, "I don't think so because I'll be making you regret calling me Jungcock."

Your stomach dropped at the thought of him concocting evil schemes to get back at you for a little mistake.

"Stop bringing it up! It was an accident!"

"An accident because you've been calling me that to your friends."

The things you would do to go back in time and notice your error.

"You don't seem that annoyed about it."

His smirk stayed firmly in place as he shrugged and ran a hand through his hair to mess it up just the way you liked.

"I like the fact Noona talks about me to her friends ‘cause it means you’re comfortable with our friendship."

There it was. That word. Friendship. You hated the fact that your feelings for the boy had grown and that they were one-sided, no matter how much Chubs insisted they were returned. But it was moments like this that reminded you that he only saw you as a friend. A lump had formed in your throat, causing you to stutter.

"Y-yeah...friends...chingu."

You forced a smile as you met his eye. His face had fallen and was looking at you with an unreadable expression.

"Noona? I-" he cut himself off by turning away and pulled his bottom lip between his teeth.

An awkward silence settled between the two of you and you hated it. It was your fault. You should've been happy with just being his friend, wanting more was just selfish.

Jungkook cleared his throat, "The song I've been working on has been accepted to be put in the new mini album. So tomorrow the members and I are going to the studio to record it since the mini album is set to be released in the next month or so."

Your face immediately brightened as something akin to pride put a smile on your face.

"That's great news! I'm really proud of you Kookie! I'm sure it sounds amazing now that it's finished."

He scratched his cheek, lips spreading to reveal his bunny smile. You ignored the ache in your chest.

"Thank you Noona. Maybe when you're here I can give you a secret sneak peak."

"No! No, when I first listen to it I want it to be on the album you worked so hard to get it on."

"Really? Are you sure?"

You gave him a thumbs up, "More than sure."

He nodded.

"I have enough liberties as your friend and tutor. I can't have anymore."

"I understand. It'll be better as a surprise anyway."

You heard Jimin shout for Jungkook in the distance.

"Ah, it sounds like I have to go now Noona. I'll see you again later today."

"See you later Kookie."

You gave each other a little wave and the call ended. Unlocking your phone you sent Chubs a message.

'You got me in trouble you little shit!'

A/N: Sorry it’s on the short side, we were busy.

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