#but not today LMAAOO 💀💀💀

[silverselfshippingchaos]

is it nap time? i think it's nap time. is it m.axi time? i think it's m.axi time.

#okay to be fair it's always m.axi time with me- #but anyways i like to think that his body is a lot warmer after the whole.. you know.. shard of soul edge in his body incident #so he's just a huge heater! it's kinda horrible in the hotter months but it's great for most nights ajskahs so many sleepy cuddles!! #naps with the bf truly do hit so different #oh and sometimes ash likes to touch her cold ass feet to his leg #'hey! what the hell?!' #so he tickles her to get back at her- #'mercy! mercy! i'm sorry!' #but they're both laughing so much and having so much fun like the idiots in love that they are #eventually they settle back into some nice cuddles and m.axi sleepily kisses his gf's neck.. yeah 😳 #'it's so nice to be with you again.' #oh also. bedhead. he's always so particular about his hair (cute..) so it's adorable when it's all messy like that #oh and his voice when he wakes up and- #ah hell i love him #ash rambles 💚 #he may be a dumbass personal heater of a man but he's MY dumbass personal heater of a man ‼️‼️ #one day i'll actually make content instead of gush posts #but not today LMAAOO 💀💀💀 #anyways yeah <3 i just think hes neat

[nhasablogg]

You know that cm fic you wrote about someone breaking into peoples houses to tickle them? Yeah well I found out today that happened in my city in the 90s 🤡

THAT'S CRAZY LMAAOO. But also I feel like I've read about it before? Has it happened multiple times 💀

#ask

[ghostboyjules]

@wizardofgoodfortune gifted me the tumblr crabs for my bday (feb 1st) and this is what happens after I press the share button 💀💀 (haha alex gave me crabs for my bday lmaaoo)

🦀 time for crab 🦀

*clack clack clack* it’s crab time *clack clack clack*

today i summoned 111 crabs! caught 27 💰 of them.

group picture!!!

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#time for crab #my beloved mutuals ✨ #jules.intothevoid✨ #it added so many additional tags abt crabs originally... but I was like.. no thank you. I'll just go with the one pls. #thank you again alex this was really cute 🥰🥰🫂💙