#but mommy’s limbs are going to fucking atrophy just let me have some chicken soup

[thunderheadfred]

Me, almost out of the first trimester, staring down a bowl of soup like I’ve never seen a more formidable opponent: listen you picky little chest burster, I swear to god you have to let the host body eat some fucking protein, it’s mission critical

The creature inside me, eyes glowing red: MORE PINEAPPLE

#I will eat more pineapple!!!!! #I love you I love you I love you #but mommy’s limbs are going to fucking atrophy just let me have some chicken soup #AerhrfhfhrjHtTshhs #my bg3 character is constantly bloodless because she lets Astarion use her as a juice box #and I’m like: can relate #fred is pregnant