#but it's not.

[pademelonluck]

weird jokes.

What do you call it when Dad becomes Mom?

"Transparent"

#it sound transphobic #but it's not. #funny #jokes #trans

[swiftiephobe]

i don't drink coffee at all and don't like it but once a year or so i decide hey maybe i will try a coffee drink as a treat and i always feel really good about my decision until i take a sip

#it's always mochas too like i got an iced mocha to go with my lunch today thinking like chocolate! it has chocolate it'll be nice! #but it's not.

[queenlua]

you know how people with pica eat dirt b/c they're missing some vital nutrients

that's me, rn, except instead of eating dirt i'm watching Gossip Girl

#i want this show so badly to be The OC #because i can't just rewatch the first two seasons of The OC ALL the time #but it's not. #it's missing like a crucial underlying *something* it's so sad

[thegodthief]

Was gifted a tub of "hand-crafted" lotion and I made the mistake of not trying a little bit at first but instead went for full coverage thinking that the thick formula just needed some extra rubbing to work in and now I feel like I have been sealed in a jar of petroleum jelly (coconut scented) and the texture of my own skin is making me not to touch anything and I am trying to say that I'm okay while stifling the near homicidal urge to track down the gifter and flay them with branches of chili peppers and rose stems.

#If the temperature was cooler then I could deal because this is certainly helping my skin hold in heat. #But it's not. #And I'm simmering at room temperature. #Thanks. I hate it.

[charmcoin]

every day i get mad about star wars

#pers #it could have been so good. #but it's not.

[archipelagolago]

Hit the early morning part of the 'no sleep til brooklyn' routine & hey now, hey now, all my cells. may be exiting from my body.

#is this sepsis #it isn't #but it could be #but it's not.

[dude-wheres-makar]

Is it bad that I don't even wanna color in the rest of this because it just looks too good

#I feel as though I'm just unfamiliar with what Kyle's head is shaped like #so I see this and think of Ryan #But it's not. #I should draw ryan #That's a lot of rockies for my last 3 drawings if I were to draw him #but idc #dude im rambling

[bongsavior]

Focus on you. Put light into your heart and your soul will thank you for letting it feel like the sun.

#you ARE worthy of love #you Can love yourself #it feels impossible #unreachable #but it's not. #it's hard to reach #some harder than others #but that doesn't mean it's unreachable my friend #i love you

[violet-amet]

it is sometimes difficult to continue writing something, even if you have the passion for it. i am not sure why it happens, but its something i need to look into and hopefully work on, to continue some of my personal projects.

#blah blah blabbity blah #tbh these days have been a bit taxing on the mind #and i feel like even writing is a chore/obligation. #but it's not. #its just a hobby #or i say to myself.

[painted-bees]

Got my daily reminder today that racism/colorism is a global scourge and it’s everyone’s problem.

#a lot of the old white expats here are under the impression that the recent crackdowns and stricter rules/regulations #against foreigners living in thailand #are specifically targeting them. #But it's not.

[loraznerd-archive]

Sorry.

#Vent art. #I'm sorry. #I tried to act like everything is ok. #But it's not. #I can't talk to one of my best friends for two months and I'm so fucking worried for her. #Im sad. #I just wanted to act like everything was fine so I didn't upset anyone. #But its so hard to put on a face when everything is crashing down. #Im sorry I'm not happy. #Im sorry if I upset anyone. #Im sorry if I failed. #But she's right #Pretending to be happy doesn't make anything better #it just makes me feel worse

[fullthrottlc]

I don’t really remember falling asleep, but I must have. I have paint in my hair now.

#If it was hair dye; I think it'd look pretty cool. #But it's not. #So; I hope it comes out easily. #Personal♕

[palmwhine]

Just listened to an afrobeat Playlist that included one dance.....like ok if u say so

#but it's not.