#but i am soooo lazy

[mabelsguidetolife]

i’m glad that even though i’ve lost an almost concerning amount of weight in the past couple of years, i still have a lot of strength despite practically zero exercise other than everyday activity….. i would be especially concerned if it affected my bodily performance or health but as far as i know i’m good other than being weirdly bonier than i’m used to

#if i DID exercise regularly i would have a superhero body probably #but i am soooo lazy #once I get in a place where i exert more energy i’ll gain weight back because i need the extra reserves #and possibly become toned in the process #haleylyfe

[kreachvera]

based entirely off this fic

#i am soooo normal ab the writing style . #dislikes: bald people #cw disturbing imagery #cw dissociation #dr baldhead #faust #faust guilty gear #may guilty gear #guilty gear #yea all the text is from the fic im lazy #i can get 2 be a lil cringe. as a treat

[pestilentbrood]

dshitposts

#clamart #i am so tired. my head hurty #bu t i wanted to draw Guys soooo bad #now i get to tag them all. here we go #actually screw tagging the breeds I'm lazy!!!!!!!!!! you just get names!!!! #//dragon: calistrival #//dragon: flavros #//dragon: ryta #//dragon: vessel #//dragon: caeswyn #//dragon: vision #//dragon: leona #//dragon: telfion #//dragon: kohaku #//dragon: noroc #//dragon: patience #//dragon: estrella #//clan: Incompetence

[hella1975]

ive got an essay due at 3pm tomorrow and ive not even looked at it i am so so unserious about my degree and by the grace of some higher being i somehow keep managing to crawl through it's actually getting a bit funny

#me and an old friend of mine used to have a running joke during a-levels that im just one of those people where shit Works Out #and it started bc we shared two a-levels (english and economics) and in BOTH classes i regularly didn't do the homework #or the reading etc and yet it would ALWAYS work out for me #like we'd walk into a class neither of us having done the homework and they'd get yelled at while i went under the radar somehow #or that one english essay i got the highest score in the class when i literally hadn't even read the fucking book it was on #and when we pointed the theory out it started just becoming really prevalent #like no matter how late i am for things i'll arrive and by some miracle the thing im late for is also late (e.g a train or teacher) #like im just one of those people that has very very mundane luck #and low and behold i am fighting this degree with bloody fists putting the absolute bare minimum in for my own sanity's sake #and i SOMEHOW keep pulling through. literally failed two modules last year and STILL got a 2:1 average #and the last essay i wrote was the worst essay id ever done in my life and i get my standards are higher bc ik im good at essays #but the point still stands and you know what? i got a FIRST #literally was pure waffle i have never blagged it so hard and i got a FIRST #and all this shit just makes me cockier and cockier and go even more by the skin of my teeth and it ALWAYS WORKS OUT #it's soooo silly but im not complaining. anyway ill keep u posted about this essay <3 it's econ history so is actually interesting #but the most ive done for it is ask the sc ai lmao and for context degree-level essays usually require a good few days of graft #live love laziness #hella goes to uni

[2ofswords]

Welcome to Ritual Counceling for aspiring Avatars!

"Please... Dear Cult of the Lightless Flame. What is this? What. Is. This? You cannot - and I will stress this, you absolutely cannot - just say 'we'll wait until our Chosen One decides'. That is not even a ritual! Are you even trying?"

"Yes, doing something with meat makes sense, but have you thought about something else than just throwing it in a hole? The church is a nice touch, I understand, but... you could be doing something with the meat? Or better yet, involve... actual people? Who are afraid? And not just run into your ritual on accident?? You know... FOR THE FEAR???"

"Mr Crew, 'Simon will figure it out' is not an admissible ritual. Simon has never figured out anything in his life. And it is a long, long life."

"Please always remember our three Do's: Be scary. Be big. Be on theme. Yes, that also counts for you CuLT OF THE LIghTLeSS FLaMe, why again did you try to birth a child, to fuel your destruction ritual? Care to explain that one?"

"'Just running around :)' is a lovely idea, my dear hunters, but please start consulting me, after you figured out, how your ritual ends. Please. For my own sanity."

"Yes, dear war ghosts, using war is very on theme, but you have to understand that confining your ritual to a boat, is a generally bad idea, if you want the slaughter to OOZE OUT INTO THE WORLD!!"

"Oh, hello, Mr Kennedy, I am sorry, but this is an Advanced Class, 'how to torture 101' is just around the corner :)"

"Also remember out three Dont's: Don't create your ritual around any structure that can explode. Don't involve something extremely specific that you cannot duplicate. And lastly DO NOT antagonize your arch nemesis while creating your ritual. Yes, we have been over this, Gertrude Robinson counts as your arch nemesis by default."

"Please, Jane, why again did you try to open a portal to the hive, while attacking an archive full of fire extringuishers? Care to explain that one to me?"

"Look at Grimaldi's Circus, they figured it out! After the mistake of using the old gorilla skin they switched to the skin of any Archivist, which is way more common to get! Now have you thought about moving your ritual to Greece?"

"I cannot believe this, Cult of the Lightless Flame, you managed to involve both your Arch Nemesis - the Web - AND Gertrude Robinson in your shitshow of a ritual. You barely have a ritual and still managed to screw it up."

"Mr. Banks, stop sleeping in class! I do not care how spiritual the experience is for you!"

"I know, your uncle sponsors this institute, Mr. Fairchild, but you still need to put up an idea that is more concrete that "idk, space?" What, you actually sent a guy into space? That is lovely, what did you learn? "Space, scary?" ..... I don't know why I even bother..."

"What do you mean, Cult of the Lightless Flame, your Chosen One decided to kill herself after one second of doubt?... Did you at least burn her?..... EXCUSE ME???"

"That's it. I am hanging up the portrait of Jonah Magnus again, until one of you can figure somthing out that at least works as decently as his... oh, now the Lukas family is actually working on something."

#the magnus archives #tma #this idea is too fun to me but I am too lazy to make this into a full story #so for now you get random funny dialogue snippets #that popped into linda's and my head #agnes; i love you so much!! #but the desolation ritual is soooo stupid.....

[gumnut-logic]

This looked much better on the iPad. ::dumps it and runs::

#thunderbirds are go #thunderbirds #thunderbirds fanart #virgil tracy #marks and wings #nuttyart #hate drawing wings #I am soooo lazy

[devilsskettle]

i hate that this website has location based ads now like it's one thing to promote the local grocery store chain to me but i am seeing ads for my workplace now :/

#stop it...... #i don't want to go back but this is the last sick day i can reasonably take #i probably should've gone back today but i told them when i was still feeling worse that i wasn't coming in....... #ohhhh i dread going in tomorrow so much. i don't even dislike this job i just hate being somewhere everyday #each day feeling its meaninglessness...... my meaninglessness in the space.......... the repetition and redundancy #selling people who don't need to be there things that they don't need #standing all day long just fucking bored #hoping that enough has happened since i've been gone that people can fill me in #ugggh because it's soooo boring but stressful to have to generate conversation with the same people every day #when nothing new ever happens #and i get sick of everybody even the people that i like and i don't really think anybody likes me that much either #i guess i felt this when i worked there part time but because i only had to be there part time it wasn't this constant gnawing feeling #and they didn't have me in the shop all the time....... this schedule is fucking killing me #i walk there i stand all day and i walk home #that's one of the reasons i haven't come back in yet - i was so dizzy and nauseous that the idea of standing all day was like. #i obviously can't fucking do that even if i would otherwise feel well enough to come in #if i had a sitting job then it wouldn't matter if i was a little dizzy #but getting back and forth to work and then standing for 8 hours. even when i'm feeling well it's kind of a lot #idk i guess i'm pretty unhappy with this job and where i am in life etc but i can't quit rn because what else would i do #there's literally job of this type that is going to pay as well and have good benefits #and i'm not qualified yet for the type of work i hope to do in the future #so i just gotta wait it out but it feels like. endless. #sigh anyway i'm just lazy lol #all this is to say. stop putting ads for my workplace on my dash lol i don't need to see all that

[lloydfrontera]

so just to out things into perspective. there was a dragon named kaisertooth that burned down half of the world at one point. and berkis killed him in one blow. easily. barely making any effort.

this guy

you don't understand i am obsessed with him

also the fact that javier bonked him in the head just to wake him up in order to convince him to let him go find lloyd in another dimension.

let me say it again. this isn't the guy who burned down half of the world. this is the one that killed that guy in one (1) blow. and javier bonked him in the head just to get to lloyd. do you understand why i'm insane about them

#i talk a lot <3 #tged #i became the dragon king's chef #berkis #ok but i adore him soooo much #i've had berkis for one day and i am already soooo fond of him sjdjskka #he's so petty and lazy and sassy and just. so fucking funny akdjsksk

[novantinuum]

XD

I genuinely don't think I'll actually watch the last Doctor Who episode tbfh. I think I'll just pop my head back in to see what's up when Fifteen actually starts his first full episode.

Lol I've just become too tired of tumblr's Tennant obsession (in the "if I have to see his face in a single gif one more time I'll throw my computer against the wall" manner, not in a "I think he sucks as an actor/person" manner, this is an overexposure issue only) to even care about the last special at all. I'm pretty damn sure I got everything I really needed to know from the online cliff notes anyways lmaoooo.

#if they make a spinoff with goddamn fourteen and donna that steals all the audience from ncuti gatwa as fifteen i will genuinely #fucking throw a brick at the BBC #i'm sure tennant had fun but leave him ALONE #give him an ENDING #please let's just move on #they've already overshadowed poor fifteen with their s4 wank-a-thon excuse of 60 anniversary specials as it is #doctor who critical #jen rambles #wild blue yonder was a banger #and as a solo episode i didn't mind the first one #but i'm just soooo personally weary of this and wish thirteen regenerated right into ncuti gatwa's doctor #which like. this all sucks. bc i hate being negative about doctor who #but i genuinely am Not a Fan of the whole concept of “tennant is back as another doctor” #wasn't a fan when it was announced and the eps didn't convince me #just feels like cheap and lazy pandering to attract audience #instead of taking risks to be new and inventive to attract that audience instead

[swiftviolets]

early mornings on the balcony 🚬

#sorry for a lazy post i am soooo tired #but im back from my weekend away so hopefully ill be posting more again soon :) #also i had to reinstall reahade and lost all my shader presets so i need to fix them before i take anymore screenies </3 #ts4 screenies #ts4 screenshots #mine #screenshots #c: lori

[mechawolfie]

i dont like when all the fears of the day ball into one big Ball Of Sad at night. not fun.

#smudgy.txt #.vent #idk whats wrong i was coping so well today (avoiding thinking abt my problems by #focusing on character writing instead) #its so frustrating when u just dont know what else to do. so u just.. do nothing. #but that doesnt make it go away!!!! grr!!!!! #u know what else is fucking frustrating. the 'my friends dont like me' feeling #not going away even when u have fun w ur friends. its not FAIR #its not fair knowing for a fact there is nothing uniquely wrong w u #yet at the end of the day u cry thinking abt all the ways ur existence was a fuck up #its not fair knowing ur allowed to hurt but feeling like a lazy pos for it anyway #ive spent so many days locked up in this room BECAUSE LEAVING IT MAKES ME FEEL #REALLY BAD!!!!!!! AND IM TRYING TO FUCKING GET EVEN A CRUMB OF ENERGY!!!!!!! #and i feel soooo terrible horrible like a wretched person for it #and itll just never end. itll never end. lord i am so tired

[isame-allen]

Abandoned ideas but they get high in quality

#the beach project is taking soooo long like omg #dreamswap #ibvs #scene dream #ds dream #ds ink #ds error #ds errorink #waiter ink #romantic goth error #chris jackson #casey jackson #isaacballz #allen’s crack doodles #I may or may not be reviving the dream one but dang I am so lazy

[flowers-and-literature]

My life would have been soooo much easier as a cis guy I'm actually so mad

#vent again wahoo #but no genuinely i could have been living my best life but god's a little bitch he doesn't want me having fun & frolicking n the likes #like i wanna be a guy soooo so bad so bad #but the only way to do that is transitioning and call me lazy (i am) but that's just too much work imp #I'm a lazy bitch okay i don't have the time to run around convincing doctors to give me the boy serum. too much effort just give it to me rn #like if i actually wanna be happy I'll have to come out to my family and then come out to my extended family and my school and my job #and then i gotta step into the whole medical aspect of transitioning which is just a whole different Thing #i hate being trans there's too many Tasks can the Tasks stop for once please god #so yeah until i figure out what to do I'll just be miserable for now i guess #trans #transmasc

[4ngel-inc]

my gym alarm just went off meaning i need to leave in 10 mins and i am so ╥_╥ i just wanna write my yandere!dazai -`ღ´-

#— misc ୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ #I TOOK A WEEK OFF #will update you all if i throw up during #it's leg / glute day ! #normally this is my fav but i am :x #feeling soooo lazy today ! #maybe i'll switch to cardio / core today so i can get out faster heheheh

[guinevereslancelot]

i know people need to work and have jobs for society to function but i should be exempt from that bc i don't wanna do work..........food for thought

#my toxic trait is i am so lazy and i will never outgrow it i truly believe i am the specialist girl in the world and should not have to work #i truly cant envision a future where i dont want to kms if im working 40 hours a week 😌❤️ #if i could survive and support myself only working part time then i would do that #and probably wouldn't feel like my soul was being drained from my body #but otherwise..... #maybe its just bc my last job sucked soooo bad maybe a job that doesn't suck so so bad would be ok idk #but that was my only full time job and i wanted to die #and i kind of feel like it would be the same even if it wasn't backbreaking manual labor but maybe im wrong #but most importantly I AM LAZY #im also disabled and chronically fatigued but on top of that i actually truly am lazy #there's no point to this post im just complaining #there should be a charity fund that supports lazy girls not working #we deserve it #this has been a shitpost

[binch-i-might-be]

little strawberry cake :3

#i didn't bake i just dumped stuff on a store bought cake sponge because i am soooo lazy #but i like it!!! i feel like a fancy lad #rayrambles #cw food