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domesticsns · 4 years

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More on Sasuke bruising and falling asleep anywhere please :) it’s sooo cute!

One time Sasuke had fainted when Naruto and him were walking and they went to the emergency room where the doctor was going to give him a physical evaluation to get to the bottom of why he fainted.

Honestly, usually when they see the patient is fine after they wouldn't bother and just ask them if they ate alright and check their blood pressure, but since this is Sasuke Uchiha. Itachi's lil'bro. They figured they would send him of having done every test in the book.

So they were in the emergency room. Curtains shut as Sasuke had to take all his clothes off and he was supposed to wear the hospital gown but he didn't want to because they are ugly. So he settled with sitting in his underwear as Naruto just eyed him. Sasuke has a couple of bruises. On his thighs, on his hips, on his arm, on his back.

Naruto comments he sometimes forget how easily bruised Sasuke is and Sasuke says that he isn't normally like this. He just had a touch couple of days at work.

Naruto asked where he got the bruise on his back from and Sasuke said probably when Kakashi got fed up with him and kicked the chair and caused Sasuke to fall back on the floor. Naruto laughs at this and places a little kiss on it before asking about the one on his side.

Sasuke said he things he got that when he hit his his side against the door knob when he moved away as some cops were bringing in a perk. Naruto kisses it again and a patron is showing up and they go past every bruise until his hips and when asked how he got both his hips bruised Sasuke had a small grin on his face and asked if Naruto remembered when they did it in the couch and Naruto had his hands on his hips as Sasuke was riding him on the couch. Naruto said it did ring a bell and he mentioned he tried to be gentle that time and Sasuke says he got more into it when his grip tightened more and proceeded to ask if that wasn't worth a kiss?

Naruto leaned in to kiss his husband's hip when the curtains got pulled aside and the doctor showed up and she looked at them and Naruto pulled away and immediately said it was not what it looked like and the doctor said, "sure it isn't" and then turned to Sasuke for a moment and then back at Naruto saying, "I don't blame you at all." Sasuke was covering his crotch area with a pillow and kinda looked panicked at Naruto who thought, "Come on dude, really you got a boner?!" And he looked back at the doctor and with the kindest smile on his face he asked her, "Could you come back in like ten minutes?"

Sasuke just added,"Three tops"

And the doctor looked back at Sasuke and then back at Naruto and then the curtains got pulled again and it was Itachi who said he came as quickly as he heard that Sasuke was in the emergency room and Sasuke looks panicked and he turns his head to Naruto again and Naruto whispered how he could keep it up with all the pressure in the room. And if that wasn't enough Shisui and Izuna came too and Naruto whispered that now it was miracle he could keep it up.

And it wasn't until Madara showed with his two children that Sasuke snapped that everybody had to get out of there, and when Naruto kinda wanted to join the others in waiting in the waiting room. Sasuke grabbed him and said, "Except you...you can go in like three minutes"

There was a time Naruto came by the police station to see his husband and pick him up for a play they were going to see and when asked where Sasuke was. Nobody seemed to know. So kakashi, Sasuke's new boss, came to greet Naruto and Naruto asked him if he knew where Sasuke was and Kakashi looked around the police station before asking what time the play ended and Naruto found this an odd questions but then said at eleven. And Kakashi nodded and said Sasuke had been in works since seven am so he must be taken a nap to be awake during the play.

Naruto said that was some pretty good detective work and Kakashi gave the man a kind eyes look before walking towards the kitchen and opened a cupboard and then seeing Sasuke crawled up in there taking a nap.

Naruto looks at the sight and asked if he did this before and Kakashi said probably but nobody knew because nobody every found him.

Naruto was going to wake him, but Kakashi said he should probably do it. And Naruto took slight offense in this because....that was his husband.

Kakashi just said that if Sasuke did this before and he figures nobody would find him here he would think the last person in the world waking him up here would be somebody with good intentions. So he would be in fight mode.

Naruto wasn't sure about this but let Kakashi proceed in caution as he kneeled down and tapped Sasuke's shoulder and the smallest tap woke up Sasuke up and made him pull out a knife and almost stab Kakashi right in the neck if Kakashi didn't manage to pin him down. Then Sasuke looked up and could see Naruto and goes,"oh it is you.. I thought we said we would go at five."

Naruto said it was one minute to five and then they heard a small beep from Sasuke's watch that was...apparently supposed to wake him at exactly five.

Sasuke pulled the knife back and pushed Kakashi off him, totally annoyed by the men as he gets up and desks himself up.

Kakashi says Sasuke shouldn't be sleeping at work and Sasuke snaps back he was on a break!

Kakashi said he shouldn't be sleeping in a cupboard.

Sasuke said what he did on his break was none of Kakashi's business.

Kakashi says his break was an 45 minutes at noon.

Sasuke says kakashi should find a hobby instead of spying on Sasuke.

Kakashi said he was dangerous and if he knew this was the type of reaction he had he could have seriously harmed somebody.

Sasuke says it is fine it was just kakashi anyway.

Kakashi said it could have been anybody.

Sasuke said the world is overpopulated anyway. What is one less asshole.

Naruto mutters he was actually about to wake him if Kakashi hadn't intervene.

Sasuke shrugs it off and says he would not have hurt Naruto.

Kakashi says that the protective chame of love is fake and he had his eyes closed the entire time Kakashi tapped his shoulder to him pinning Sasuke down.

Now Sasuke gets pissed off and hisses at Kakashi that he should really learn to shut up. Kakashi says Sasuke needs to learn he can't do whatever he pleases and Kakashi is his boss.

Naruto sat down because this was gonna take a while and it did. At some point Sasuke got so frustrated he said that technically Sasuke's dad was the one who was Kakashi's boss.

Kakashi said the dad that was emotionally distant and send his son first the worse boarding school in history because he was gay and only recently felt the loneliness catching up to him and was forced to see the errors of his ways and try to reconnect with his son was never going to be called by Sasuke.

Sasuke said he was going to call him. Kakashi said he should do so if he wanted to get rid if him so badly he would call the men that ruined his childhood.

Sasuke grabbed his phone and called and his dad answered super surprised because his son called...after so many years and all Sasuke said was that he needed to shut up and fire Kakashi Hatake right now. Or demoted him or anything that made him go away from Sasuke's police station.

Fugaku mentioned he thought Sasuke called for his birthday and Sasuke said no and asked again if he could fire Kakashi.

Now Naruto told them to all shut up and he grabbed the phone and hung up and turned to Kakashi and told him he was never going to get Sasuke to do anything if he was annoying him all the time and that Sasuke should listen more because Kakashi is his boss and has last say and then he said they could fight to the dead for all he cares he had tickets for Hamilton and it is a forty minute drive and the show starts in an hour. And he walked away and Kakashi asks if he was going to go after him.

Sasuke he wanted to revisited the suggestion of fighting to the death. Kakashi said he probably should go.

Sasuke says yeah he probably should...

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