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Straight Outta Monster Narnia
HEY HEY I WASN’T EXPECTING TO DO THIS EVER AGAIN BUT WE’RE BACK
I’M GONNA PLAY ME SOME DELTA RUNE HERE
THOUGHTS AS I GO! ARE UNDER THE CUT!
Here we GOOOOOOO~!
Survey Program! Nice! Ominous!
I am here yes!
Truly excellent dude
OH MAKING A VESSEL NOW what are we Xehanort
NEATO I can pick Chara or Frisk heads or others…
Let’s do someone new. This kinda longish hair head.
STRIPES FOR DAYS! Longish sleeves, methinks
The legs are almost all the same LMAO
This is so friggin creepy I l OVE IT
Favorite food is PAIN nah it’s soft
BLOOD TYPE D. D for DOGGO
You have been gifted with kindness, not-XionFrisk
Pain AND seizure. Kinda wonder what happens if you say no tho…
But I don’t want to start over so let’s go with yes
OH FRIGGIN BUUUUURNED BY THE GAME, HAHAHA
Hi Toriel, you’re looking nice!
That’s a lot of friggin trophies over there
Also Kris, you need some eyes
RELIGIOUS SKA
So we have overachieving perfect child and sad boring child, okay
Awww Gerson wrote a book! How neat
It’s only you…..FOR NOW!!!!
It just isn’t home without white fur stuck in the drain, is it
CHAIRIEL’S RETURN!!!!
Also there’s some weird graphical flicker going on when I move and I wonder if it’s not because I’m playing full screen here
“Spray For The Boys, Flamin’ Hot Pizza Flavor” Damn Toby I missed your incredible sense of humor
DOES TORIEL USE PET SHAMPOO please say yes
ASRIEL’S AT COLLEGE AND UNDYNE’S A POLICE MONSTER, PERFECT
PROFESSOR ALPHYS IMMA GET AN A+ IN ANIME CLASS
DAMN who do I pick as my partner
Like…I really want Temmie…but also Snowdrake…
Random snake is also very good…
Ahhh I see this is gonna be pre-determined
HAHAHAHA FUCKIN BURNED AGAIN BY THIS HORRIBLE BLUE DUCK
Thank you cool snake I love your origin story
Oh this reindeer girl is very cute
MOTHA. FOKKIN. SUSIE
I instantly love her, goodbye
Oh Alphys you’re so not good at putting anyone in trouble
I JUST REALIZED TEMMIE HAS HER EGG ON THE DESK
Susie are you eating chalk
Oh sheet I like Susie less now
GAH DAMN THIS ESCALATED QUICKLY
Susie, Kris doesn’t even HAVE a face
Haha totally cut off my answer there
Hmm. I sense…a theme here.
Wow this really is putting on the restrictive aspects here
Now that’s a spooky face
Oh it ain’t gonna be that simple, mean girls
Well, this sure seems like an underground! Also…Kris is green now, okay
Hi there creepy waving things!
To reiterate: this is soooo creepy AND I LOVE IT
Puzzles! We got puzzles again! CREEPY PUZZLES
Whelp, we found Susie, just kinda hiding out in a…dead dust bunny thingie
LOL so much for a party member following you around
Well this is a new and interesting take on the bullet hell mechanics
Such interesting and different architecture
THE KINGDOM OF DARKNESSSSS
Yes let’s take a sudden HARD SHIFT into Final Fantasy
THE QUEST OF THE DELTA KNIGHTS that was an MST3K ep you know
About like…Leonardo da Vinci actually. Except he was a whiny bitch
LMAO Susie just “nah destroying the world sounds neat”
JOKESTER SANS GLIDES IN A FLAMING TRICYCLE SURE WHY NOT
VERY DIFFERENT COMBAT SYSTEM
“Dunno how I got an ax but like, that’s cool”
CAN’T WAIT FOR THE REMIXES OF THIS BATTLE MUSIC OKAY
Dunno if there’s a pacifist version of this game but I stick to tradition so I’m gonna try it
RALSEI. I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
THE POWER OF FLUFFY BOYS SHINES WITHIN YOU it sure as hell does, game
The heckin heck Ralsei is so cute
Yup yup we gonna try pacifist this first time!
“If you’re reading this…I guess you’re dead.” Fair enough.
Gaster noises when trying to use the cell phone, hmmmm…
It’s an inverse papou fruit!
Susie just up and attacks this cake, all right
Battle is cool but it’s gonna take some getting used to, think I accidentally used both of my items
YOUR SENSE OF DIRECTION WON’T SAVE YOU NOW
“It’s like a dinner made out of three glasses of milk” Ralsei you’re SO CUTE
Now to see if TP stays leveled between battles…
“I thought you were running away.” / “Yeah, I finished.”
Fugdamn I want —pictures of Spiderman— remixes of this music ON MY DESK TODAY
FRIGHTENING FANFARE
Damn that puzzle still is tricky
Gah damn that was hilarious but also terrifying
We have the power of FLUFFY BOYS and MEAN GIRLS we are UNSTOPPABLE
Ohhh so that’s what the heart outline does!
Now that is a coooool cat and I like him already
Awww I don’t have enough money for the spooky sword
Susie just roastin’ everybody left and right
THEY GOT BARRY
These mechanics continue to be interesting and a bit more complex
“Damn, didn’t get to impale myself” I’m sure you’ll get your chance Susie
It’s really interesting how we’re basically group-battling to PREVENT the tank from beating the crap out of everyone
Oh now that light trick is weird
They keep throwing the usual chess and playing card guys at us and somehow I’m Suspicious
Is that a bucket. ARE Y’ALL HOMESTUCKING AT ME AGAIN
LMAO did Susie call us the Fuckboys or something
Oh, the Shit Squad, I guess!
THE POWER OF THE SHIT SQUAD SHINES WITHIN YOU HECK YESSSS
“I, Mr. Society, am far too intelligent to ever bow down to such a tyrant!” Hmmm.
Oh, it’s Sir Lion Plateface again
L E G S
THE BOSS JUST DRINKS A GALLON OF MILK THAT’S FINE
Well Ralsei got kinda junked there but WE DEFEATED SIR LION PLATEFACE
Cakes…are also my enemy…
Yeeeeah kinda saw that one coming
Susie I get the feeling you’re not going to enjoy being a bad guy either
Dang son I have no clue what’s going on anymore WE JUST HAD SOME SALSA IN A TREE STUMP
This jack’s got my number
That sure is a three-eyed three-headed cat thingamajig
Awww I like Clover
“All proceeds go to kicking your ass” CAN I USE THIS LINE IN REAL LIFE PLEASE
Hot damn we just squeaky hammered our broken cake into ULTIMATE CAKE
Why does a sweet little boy have a mustache indeed.
Create a machine to thrash your own ass, nice
It’s my beautiful death laser duck! Tops in GUN’S
Man Susie and Lancer are just having the time of their lives here
Finally, respect for pinecone-eaters!
Awww Susie, are you actually starting to worry about someone who respects your eating of chalk and pinecones
Oh thank goodness, got through that maze thing
Yes, finally, it’s our DUCK TANK LASER
Why does it say Tuna on it
“Your design sucked so we blew it up” This is like that one Berlin tour guide I had
GANGED UP ON THEM WITH KINDNESS, HA
Whelp, back to telling enemies that Susie will kick them in the shins I guess!
YES LANCER JOIN THE SHIT SQUAD
OMFG THAT FAAAAACE WHAT IS THAT FACE
Hey we’ve got a full Final Fantasy team now! Neat
STOOL FORME
I like how Lancer just sliiiiiides around outside the party instead of walking with
Hmmm well that friendship feeling didn’t last long
You done got locked in the dungeon
Yup sure did eat that jail moss two minutes in
HUH, we’re controlling Susie now
In which choices do not matter…
SUSIE’S FOKKIN PISSED
And we can’t control her actions…but why controlling the human soul?
A pair of eyes got arrested?! What IS the world coming to?!!
Oh dear, we found a bunch of kings in baby jail
Why are these filthy cages so happy-looking
Awwww Susie joined the party for realizes!
So, this about final boss point for this business?
Why are you guys just sitting on a pile of loot
And just who is this sassy lost child?
BAAHAHAHAAA
HECK YEAH WE GET TO FLIRT AGAIN
I am now BED INSPECTOR yes
Hello again fancy blue boy
“Can…can we see it” / “No.”
This sure is a jammin party with CLUB MUSIC OH HO HO HO
Awww he put his bicycle to bed
‘Welcome to my shop, you ungrateful worms” HELL YEAH
I do not wisheth to hear your MP3s! I would rather listen to the sweet song of Death!
Prepare for a battle with…WHATEVER THIS IS!!!!
JUST FUGGIN CHUCK RALSEI AT SIR LION PLATEFACE, I LIKE IT
Six dollars, for all of that?! Geez
WHELP this looks like final boss time…
Hiiiii there Lancer
Oh dang is gettin serious now
Oh woooow that’s…someone’s fetish right there
HOKAY that was tricky but! Having the defense abilities certainly helped with pacifism through that…
Despite ending this peacefully, I don’t think this scene is gonna end on a happy note…
W H E L P
DAYUM that face from Susie!!
Awwww poor Ralsei
We only have BAD-byes WUAH WUAH WUAAAH
DAWWW lil’ Asriel-lookin dude with glasses (and YES I see that anagram there)
LMAO Susie’s face
EPIC ROCK MUSIIIIIC
Also I’ve really been enjoying the color effects
Awww look at this epic adventure you two had in the closet
So basically we went to Monster Narnia, neat
Awww Susie likes Monster Narnia
Oh no we worried Toriel! THE WORST
LIBRARBY
YOU STUDY THOSE HOT DEMON COMICS FOR COLLEGE, TEMMIE
Hiiii Toby you busy makin’ something!
ALPHYS NO, YOU BETRAY MEW MEW KISSY CUTIE
OFFICE UNDYNE, DOn’T ARREST ME
I like reindeer girl’s rowdy hospitalized dad
PARTY ANIMAL TORIEL CONFIRMED
I like how there’s just a poster on the wall in this room that reads PAIN
The police tape simply reads NGGAAAAAHHHHH!
Good grief there’s SO MUCH STUFF TO EXPLORE HERE BUT I HAVE TO KEEP GOING
Snowdrakes don’t have arms, oh no!!!
“Does it hurt to be made of blood??” ….Yes. Yes it does.
HIIIIIIIII SANS
Woah woah woah WOAH WOAH SANS
Everyone is here! Even Ice Wolf!
Yes I’ll take a Double Ice Pizza you weirdos
OH MY GOOOOOOOOOD IT’S BURGERPANTS
10 OUT OF 10 GAME NOW
HIS FACES!!!! “C H I C K S”
That was brilliant, Burgerpants, thank you for existing
Catty!!! Hey where’s Bratty!
Noooo you gotta be besties with Bratty!
Brother Doug…?
Oh no, Mettaton, come out and talk to us!
ASGORE, HELLO
OMG Asgore hugs
Soul flowers….???
Awwww got some flowers for Toriel
THE GAY GUARDS IN THEIR GAY FLANNEL, YAY
It’s so late but I can’t stop until I’ve talked to LITERALLY EVERYONE
Thaaaat’s politics! …Rarely.
Comes to church for the fruit juice, sounds about right
DOG GRAVE, NO
Let’s go into the woods…what could go wrong…
Why can’t I get into the creepy shed…
Well, I think I got everything, so let’s go home now…
ASRIEL MAINS YOSHI IN SMASH CONFIRMED
Awwww Toriel is not big on Asgore’s bouquet!
OKAY decided to go to sleep here.
…Well that didn’t work out great
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
UUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT??????????
WHAT????????????
WHAT?????????
HAHA I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE FUK HAPPENED IN ALL OF THIS BUT UH. WHEN’S CHAPTER TWO??
THAT SURE WAS A HELL OF A THING
No really Toby please WHAAAAAAATTT
OKAY I HOPE I DIDN’T MISS ANYTHING IMPORTANT BYYYYEEEE
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