#but everytime I dare look at the auto-generated feed

[muffinlance]

Is muffinlance1 on Twitter you? It doesn’t have any tweets but I just want to make sure.

It is and I am SO SALTY that MuffinLance was taken.

...Possibly (probably) by me. But that account got hacked years ago and I didn't care enough at the time to reclaim it and somehow the jerk got themselves banned and banned usernames never become available again, unlike dormant ones, and my salt could semi-permanently devastate SEVERAL farm fields or make one medium-sized lake habitable for clown fish, I refuse to tweet from this inferiorly named account out of SPITE,

and also because as far as I can tell Twitter is some kind of concise-format virtue-signaling hellhole and like,

I'm just here with my fanfic Sir I don't want to join the pile up on Cancelled Person Of The Day

why is everyone so angry

Sweet Tumblr hold me, I'm scared

#I'll probably post there someday #but MAN is the culture toxic #if I am reading the room wrong let me know #but everytime I dare look at the auto-generated feed #it's just YIKES