#but distractions r good

[qkmlh]

Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment

#MY DUDES PLEASE YOU’VE BOTH GOT THAT FEMINIST JUICE FLOWING YES THESE TWO THINGS IDEAS CAN BE TRUE AND EXIST BUT THEN!! BUT THEN!!!! #Zoro takes Sanji’s WE + NEED + HIM (Luffy) SO DUCKING P E R S O NA. L DEADASS STRUCK THE LOUDEST DAMN CORE IN ALL OF ZORO AND RAISED EVERY #DAMN ALARM POSSIBLE #Aaaaaand ‘You just got here /you/ don’t know what Luffy needs’ MY GOOD FIRST MATE OF A MAN C A L M D O W N N N IT IS /NOT/ THAT DEEP #‘I know he needs my cooking’ SANJII NOOOOO DON’T FALL FOR IT #‘Like what putting two slices of bread together’ Oh god. oh no. we are never coming back from this (pure hilarious joyous disaster) Ever! #Roronoa Zoro #Black Leg Sanji #Monkey D. Luffy #One Piece Live Action #OPLA #One Piece #All jokes aside tho Zoro was right to make sure they didn’t go inside to aid their captain #They would’ve been more of a distraction than help because Luffy wouldn’t have been able to let loose as much as he did #Zoro’s a good first mate but also buddy my guy my dude Sanji does NOT want your job bud ain’t nobody want your job especially when Luffy #made it very clear /you/ are worth more to him than /food/ #Somebody should tell Zoro that tho man could use the affirmation #But also…my guy…what were you so jealous so hissy so darn quick to b!tch for helpp ☕️🤧💀 #Zolu #Ani Rambles #Luzo

[posebean]

chips

#enstars #rinniki #rinne amagi #niki shiina #gif #bean art #good news i fought god and slayed have a rinky #finally free to . free to at least draw a little #fun fun fact i started this before the animatic but then got distracted by the animatic and it was left as a wip for weeks #dont look too hard at this ill cry #also inbox requests r open ill get to the ones in it still soon :3

[bloomfish]

i honestly feel sory for anyone that doesnt live in an area that dates back to the medieval ages like u will never know the epic highs and lows of genuinely fearing cutpurses while knowing someone had the exact same fear in the exact same place but a thousand years ago

#not that cutpurses are the most common form of petty theft here although it DOES happpen #most common is just pickpocketing and they r extremely good at it #like there are a lot of techniques that they have to distract you and you don't even notice they're taking your phone #also this hasnt happened to me personally #not successfully. u just have to have your wits about u #and if it seems like you know where you're going and are familiar with the area they're less likely to target you #i have respect for them tbh like that is an Art

[badnew2005]

st. peter clad in leather macdennis x 'gay bar' by rosie tucker

#the half second clip of the car hurdling towards the rest of the gang made me laugh so much sorreyyyyyyyy #also second verse i had no real plans just pick and choose #no real plans at all i just. was plagued. not even struck w specific visions just an overwhelming chant #iasip #macden #macdennis #video edit #god i hav forgotten how to tag . do i care enough. no #im feeling really shitty so !!!!!! good distraction for a couple of hours . take half hour at a time #i do think i prefer writing to music for properly expressing thoughts etc but …. silly little videos r fun

[spider-man-2o99]

(tearing my hair out) what happens to you when you become the second-ever spider-man in a world that has already fucking had superheros before for fuck's sake don't you get it it's a terrible horrible beautiful freedom for miguel it's the worst fucking bestgoodgift miles ever got in his life the mask says this body is mine it is the only thing you cannot take from me the mask says you are the next in line in line and not the last and this is not something spectacular or special or fucking sacred by christ it's just goddamn cloth and you're alive and he's dead and you're alive and it was probably all your fucking fault it even went wrong to start and you're alive and you're alive you're alive and don't you GET IT DON'T YOU GET IT.

#talking tag #spider-man #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #miles morales #miguel o'hara #atsv #spiderverse #my meta #some kind of poem or something ig #i MEAN IT when i say i have Many Thoughts abt their relation 2 each other specifically as spider-man legacy characters lol. #with that also said tho im never gonna stop making fun of bendis for looking off of PADs homework 20yrs later. cmon man dbdbdbdb #nowhere NEAR as egregious as bm:bynd in that BMB mostly just took inspiration from the barebones instead of a full ripoff tho lol #im not getting into that rn tho if we r gonna talk abt Anything that requires good reading comp im waitin till trailer hype dies down. #Anyways .! #dont let my tangent here distract yall csnbdv #diff characters w/ diff relationships 2 the mask and the parts that they love r so different from each others and also Not #i am just. not good at articulating orz

[cinna-bunnie]

there's this really funny thing cishet women used to do to me when i was a bi man where, upon learning I'm bi, suddenly pull out their phone to start looking up all their favorite men to see how i feel about them.

and like. I'm bi. i have all the choices in the world and there's all these beautiful queers with cool genders and ways of expressing themselves, and even some cishet ppl who are really just having fun with themselves - and you choose to show me the most boring chiselled men in suits??

by the time we hit somewhere from the 6th to 10th man feelings get HURT before I'm finally asked “well who do YOU think is cute!!?” and I blow their mind with my choices every time because i have good taste.

I'm sorry.. I don't know how to tell you you're picking from the bottom of the barrel here.. have you seen queer people?? the average woman??

#they lose their minds (good) over how beautiful queer men can be but.. won't date one #obv I'm being v general in my wording but I'm just thinking about like 2 or 3 specific people I've talked with irl #the last time was this girl trying to find a distraction on her dating app and she'd keep showing me dudes and I'd keep going #(⁠´⁠-⁠﹏⁠-⁠`⁠；⁠) ... as long as u like him .. #i ghosted her over it actually 🧍‍♀️ she needed help getting the ball rolling so i helped her out a bit #and the dude she was talking with is so... he's an ex boot boy.. makes being street his whole personality but he's not black #and then she's over here wooed by him like a baby looking at some jangley keys.. girl.. we r not the same kind of person.. #we're not even Close 😹 lotta red flags w that one though i was kinda scared to let her get any closer to me but that's a whole other rant

[likeadeadbattery]

Guess who's still up on a school night because of really loud and nasty wind and because the melatonin won't work and because of the no-no thoughts???? 😘

#I'm hungry #but I'm rereading (not) your fault #so yayyyyyy #T I R E D #and pissed #but happy bc of the fic #its a good distraction

[deus-ex-mona]

last stage: coming soon next week… probably lmao

#AUUUU AM I MISREADING LXL TWT OR DID THEY ACTUALLY LEAK A LAST STAGE IMAGE OF LXL HOLDING HANDS LMFAO #im. probably misreading it huh… there’s no way loserxloser would hold hands on main… right…? #they’re too dumb to be affectionate on main… right? #I WISH I COULD’VE SEEN IT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KTHN DISTRACTION WAS TOO STRONG #IS LAST STAGE GOING TO BE ACTUALLY GOOD NOW LMAO #C R Y I N G IN NIGHT SHIFT NOW I GOTTA NEGOTIATE MY WAY INTO A SIMPLE WORKSTATION TO CATCH THE RELEASE #SEE Y’ALL NEXT WEEK FOR AIYUU CANON (MAYBE?????)

[daily-hanamura]

#persona 4 golden #p4g #hanamura yosuke #yosuke hanamura #i think a lot about the depth of yosuke's loneliness - away from th distractions of the city and losing even the superficial r/s that he ha #of course he would hate inaba #the moment he arrived in the town he was treated as an enemy for reasons he couldn't control #junes did destroy local businesses and the townspeople's fear of big chain capitalism is justified #BUT their treatment of him was not. i wanna say that the people in inaba were awful but actually theyre just... people. #they couldnt fight Junes or engender systemic change so they take it out on him instead and ostracize him with names and tacks in his shoes #and to add to that all of his already existing self doubt and identity issues #and the problems of growing up as a teenage boy in the early 2010s figuring out his place in society #i think yosuke is very similar to kanji in that both of them have that same struggle of their self being misaligned with social expectation #so they play up this exaggerated caricature or image based on who they think they are supposed to be #in kanji's case it's an image that lets him control his rejection - he looks like a scary gang member so ofc no one wants to be near him #in yosuke's case he goes in the opposite direction of desperately wanting to fit the mould or image of a typical teenage boy #except there isnt such a thing as an “average” teenage boy so hes just such a mess sometimes #but masking so that hes accepted by others as just a teenage boy and not the prince of junes or anything? yeah. #haha my heart #he's good with his queue

[cerealmonster15]

today was Very Bad but you know who was there for me though it all??? cater diamond 😌

#also friends. friend and partner thank u ily2 jklsdfjkdsl #twisted wonderland #cater diamond #twst #i am. not tagging everyone bye!!!!!!! #cereal tries to draw #i drew most of these at the vet. i was there for a Long Time #this was going to be also doubling as a draw from memory challenge bc my phone had low battery #but i cheated with lilia i could NOT remember wtf he was suppsoed to look like . the cheating di dnot help #but its ok thse were distraction doodles 2 get me thru the Hard Times #and it helped tbh lol it got my mind off The Horrors #but good god. i am so tired snnnzzz #i have no more mice. but. one day there will be bunny. so i must think positive #ok whatever i dont need to air all my emotions on the caycay post actually we r stopping here BYE!!!

[cynicalmusings]

based on NOTHING in particular... assassin Lyney? He's charming with words and can pull anyone into a conversation long enough to slip a poison in their drink 🤭

assassin! Lyney x assassin! reader?

or

assassin! Lyney x immortal! reader? who may or may not know Lyney is trying to kill them

the assassin x assassin one has my attention… being hired by different people to kill each other, and you’re both dancing around each other, trying to find a weak spot and strike, unaware that the other is doing exactly the same…

eventually, you both realise that something isn’t right here, because you really should have made some progress by now, and then it develops on from there.

(bonus if one of you get hurt from some external factors and the other rushes to help them, justifying their reason for doing so with ‘the only person allowed to kill them is me’, but they can’t bring themselves to fully believe that…)

#lyney would make such a good assassin though #he’s a master of both distraction and deception #good luck to anyone he’s sent after… #sent: maehemthemisfit #r answers

[agentark]

"I would not want a memorium"

the more you learn about R Verner, the more this line makes you want to write a multi page essay

#...........I want to talk about R Verner until I'm hoarse #if snippets #wait I was just looking in my screenshot folder for another verner quote & I had already snipped this once before LMAO queen of consistency #the first time you read this you might think 'huh interesting thing for the rich powerful kid to say' and even MC is like 'really?' #and then you learn more about them and also about their family and you're like Ah Okay #I am just so entranced by the way they wear the Verner name and then the glimpses you get of the R who exists beyond that #it's very important to me that 'Oh No!' by Marina is on the R Verner playlist #idk if these tags even make sense in conjunction w/ this screenshot but whatever #r verner #every single one of the core characters wears some kind of mask but R is exceptionally good at wearing theirs #trying to speed through this replay so I can get back to the alpha content but the brain worms are distracting me

[soggypotatoes]

I'm such an idiot lol I was so pumped about enjoying my fanfic I was like. yes fuck yeah I shall keep reading all thru the day as well as the night!! even tho I literally started reading at bed time last night. so I took my wakey pills and drank energy drink but they haven't kicked in yet and I've just realised I'm so tired my eyes r burning and I can't keep em open

it'd be so good to sleep rn and come back to fic tomorrow but instead I've doomed myself to this. endless wakefulness

#ed mumbles #i already reached the point hours ago #where my emotions r exaggerated #so i keep being interrupted by The Memories #but then i focus on how insane and gay these guys r and distract #also my kitten sleepy on me #and my doggy on my feet #animals r good

[fisheito]

I think it was middle school, because of the classes we had and the fact that Garu/Karu were playing with the teacher’s kids after school. (Karu taught them to gamble.) I just held my hand out to him, and he took it. We were in science class, so perhaps there was a biology subject that’s uncomfortable to a snake youkai, so he needed comfort. And his hand was warm, like a snake carefully controlling the temperature of her eggs so all the snakelets hatch.

awww that's cute as hell i wonder if they were going over oviparity or the most deadly venoms or maybe just straight up talking about predatory birds yoinking snakes off the ground and

wait. snakes can control the egg temperature?!?????

#karu u fkin menace u were the one that accidentally started the ruthless underplayground pkmn trading card black market!!!!! #but idk i wouldn't put it past him to set it up so the gambling stakes are actually. completely harmless. #like he'd boast about setting up the whole school for this deranged hyper trading behaviour and it turns out they're like #betting on shiny rocks found on the school grounds. everyone has a good time and no one loses anything of true value #WAIT NO DON'T DISTRACT ME I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF LOOKING UP GRAVID SNAKE BEHAVIOUR #.......................... #ok well my new research has just told me that gravid snakes will find the nice warm places to hang out with their eggs #because . colder than optimal temps .r. damger to bebe aliveing and all that. that makes sense :( #they find the nice temperature. they wiggle around and shelter babies (sometimes). like the chikens....... #asks

[genderoutlaws]

i had a rlly hard day at work again n i can feel myself like spiraling 😭 can yall send your happy moments and small wins from today or this past week? n lets rejoice in some positivity together ♥️

#r these posts annoying? i hope not bc i genuinely rlly enjoy hearing from yall n bein distracted from my own shit ykwim #just tryna rmbr good things are still real and can happen

[didderd]

(so sry i havent even started on those asks that i asked for lmao)

#i'v been very distracted!! #mostly with reading fics #n discord #i'll try working on them today! #specially since i kinda drew a lot yesterday n my hand din't like that lmao #it should have been fine! if i'd just! not gotten ahead of myself n drew like 10 sketches! #hhhh #got too exited #had too much inspiration #too many things i wanted to draw #idk how many of them if any r good to post befor lining #but i do hav a drawing from a lil bit ago that i forgor to post #so i'll post that #didderd talks