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mxcat777 · 1 year

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So what if

Dream is sort of Shakespeare's patron, right? So would that make Shakespeare on of His™? And if so, would he reside in the Dreaming after his death instead of the Sunless Lands?

'cause if so. Consider.

He's still writing. (A lot)

He keeps up with modern literature, but keeps writing (at least mostly) in Early Modern English (that's it, right? Do I have my lit facts straight?). Imagine his recent plays littered with slang, disney references, (un)subtle references to shit that was based on his stuff that he either loves or hates, both are good.

He's kind of a favourite of Dream's. The same way Lucienne and Jessamy and The Corinthian are. He can get away with saying shit, because if he offends Dream he can turn around and start sprouting some poetry at that vain-ass bitch and all is forgiven. (In the worst cases it takes a new play about his royal majesty the Dream King and how generous and benevolent and regal he is)

Fishbowling happens, not sure what Will would do, the plot bunny didn't care.

Dream is back, all is well, he goes to the New Inn, Hob and Dream are now officially Friends.

They meet up more bc friends see each other more often than once a century. Oh yeah friends also know each others' names and such. So Dream tells Hob a bit about himself.

At some point he's like, hey hob u wanna see the dreaming?

Hob's like yES PLz??

Hob gets a tour, and from that point on usually gets the option at night to dream normally or visit the palace.

On one fateful night, Hob decides to take a stroll through the library, goes looking for Marlowe's shelf, because he kind of wonders what other stuff that genius would have written had he lived longer.

Only to (maybe literally) bump into, you guessed it, Will Bloody Shaxberd.

He stares.

Will goes 'hey'.

And then Hob goes somewhat feral.

(no he is not over it, sue him, he's allowed to hold a grudge.)

He goes off on a rant about, see, ofc ur still plagiarizing marlowe he was so much better i can't believe dream left me for you you useless twat you couldn't write shit without him so why did you get the fucking privilege of living with him and knowing him for fucking centuries i had to fight 600 years for his bloody name and i'm guessing you got it right that first meeting hm?

And Will goes oh shit it's you! And then cuts Hob off with a "you're so right! I was an absolute shit playwright before your friend helped me!"

And Hob is... Understandably lost. This was not how it went in his head.

And then Will continues, I was so nervous the time right after that meeting, I knew he was some sort of supernatural being, no clue what though, he's really not good at introductions, is he, so I sort of assumed you were too, and I was waiting for your revenge for stealing your date away, recently found out you're actually human, albeit immortal, and it was not a date, though, speaking of, have you sorted yourselves out yet?

And Hob, quite understandably even more baffled, sort of gapes for a bit.

Before very nervously denying anything of the sort.

Will just stares.

And goes, bruv, you weren't subtle then, still aren't now, spare everyone else the UST, please, for the love of god, you two need to fuck post haste.

And Hob is like, hahaha, eh, yeah, nope, fun seeing you, BYE.

So Will sighs. And goes to see Lucienne, as any sensible person would.

Lucienne sighs as well. At which point Will steps to Dream himself.

"My lord?" "Yes, William?" "Forgive my directness, but so as not to risk any misunderstandings, what exactly is your relationship with Hob Gadling?" "We are friends. Why do you ask? Is that not clear?" "Well, to be perfectly honest, m'lord, I assumed you were... Involved™." "We are not." "But you'd like to be though, right?" "You dare presume to know-" " I dare presume to know what attraction, romance, love, all that looks like, sire. I must do, after portraying it in my plays for over four centuries. After writing several hundreds of sonnets on the topic." "I-" "In my humble opinion, my lord, it is a good match. He understands you, you continue to fascinate each other, he can provide a safe place where you need not be monarch for a moment. And of course, you are quite obviously attracted to one another sexually." "WILLIAM SH-" "Oh calm down! I'm certainly not judging either of you!" "...he is attracted to me?" "..." "Is he?" "YES! Lord give me faith! Kiss him! Go to him and teleport the both of you onto a bed! Or if you want to be sappy go slow and bring him a rose, but please, for the love of the collective sanity, do something!" "But how do you know? What if you misunderstood? What if it is unwelcome? I cannot lose him!"

At which point Will turns around, leaves the throne room, goes back to the library and rant to Lucienne

"I swear I'm going to write a play about them, just to point out how stupid this is. I feel compelled to call it a tragedy, but I think it needs to have a happy ending, otherwise Lord Broodphius would get stuck on the but what if it does end in tragedy, so I suppose a comedy would be fitting, but then again, this is too painful to watch to qualify as a comedy. Tragic comedy? Comic tragedy? I'll figure it out..."

And Lucienne is like, if you'd like to perform it properly I'm sure there are a few dreams who would be more than willing to help out, take on a role.

Hob comes back to the Dreaming a few days later and finds Will up to his elbows in paper, reference books, thesauruses and rhyming dictionaries (handy things those), and empty mugs and the like.

Will looks up, somewhat manic, and is like, Hob! Great! Just the person I wanted to see! Would you help me, please?

Hob's like, sure? Kind of apprehensive, but he gave everything some thought and decided that as long as he could go on dunking on him, he could let go of most of his jealousy (cuz that's what is was, he's mature enough to admit)

Will goes, Awesome! Tell me about you and Morphius! How do you see him, what's your story, I only ever get bits and pieces from his lordship, so I'm in severe need of some context...

And Hob is somewhat suspicious, but he indulges him, and really, telling the story comes too easy, so he gets into it completely and doesn't even notice when he starts slipping into rants about Dream, about how beautiful, and magnificent, and misunderstood, and kind, and way-out-of-his-league-but-god-dammit-he-went-and-fell-in-love-with-the-bastard-anyway he is

And Will takes studious notes.

And then goes like, so some of the sonnets I've written were with you two in mind, you wanna give me some feedback? (Ahem, sonnet 24/29, some others work too, undoubtedly, but I am no Shakespeare expert, unfortunately)

And he does something similar with Dream, maybe citing Hob's dislike of him as the reason he wants to know more about him without having to bother him overly much, like, I want to set things right between us, but I need to know more about him to do that, will you help me, m'lord

And he does

And Will just sits back and takes notes as Dream also spirals into a passion fueled rant about Hob

And all those notes end up in the eventual play

Auditions for the roles happen when Dream and Hob are out on a Not Date™ in the Waking.

There are surprisingly many auditioning for Hob's role, and surprisingly little for Dream's

Until Will points out that Dream would probably be more offended by an unworthy portrayal of his Love that of himself, at which point some of the dreams bow out entirely, bc Will knows how vain their lord is, so they decide not to risk unmaking and tactically retreat

Will is in his fucking element, it's been way too long since he's properly directed a play!

Eventually Will comes up to the Mutually Pining Idiots like, hey m'lord, Hob, I've written a new play, and I've been working with some of the dreams to make it happen, do you want to see??

So they watch. They watch as two absolute fucking idiots stumble around each other, everyone on and off stage can see how stupidly in love they are except for them, and both start sweating profusely when they start recognizing their own words quoted back at them.

The end of the play is something of a direct call-out and a plea from the dreams to please just talk to each other, fuck and get married, preferably in that order, but they're not picky.

Then everyone leaves them alone for the Conversation that is most likely going to happen.

Will stays behing hiding unobtrusively in the shadows tho.

He's not about to let all his work go to waste if these idiots ty to play it off again. He will lock them in a broom closet if he has to, watch him.

They don't.

Luckily.

There are like three sentences total spoken. Then they're aggressively making out.

Will leaves the room very content about his matchmaking skills.

And hey! He got a good play out of it, if he does say so himself!

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saturncoyote · 3 months

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baby pictures

#cowboy oc #hare oc #rabbit oc #original character #scopophobia #i've decided they follow bluey rules where they're just feral animals at birth and at some point become toddlers #also arthur siblings reveal (at least from the same litter as him)#saturn art #leporidae cowboys

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gameymeat · 4 months

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Learning to draw the critters

#angel hare #angel gabby #angel hare francis #bonus points if you know where franciss outfit came from #my art

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gootube · 5 months

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My angel hare fanart

#The moment I finished this show I knew I wanted to draw those funny little critters doing heinous things such as doing the middle finger #and pointing a gun dramatically (while bunny)#Loved this webseries binged it all in one day and was left not feeling like a shell but feeling like a happy smiler. it's only a few eps #Everyone go watch angel hare it's a two person animating team and the voice actors and music and auauuauau its so goood #The work that went into it <33333 SO good #angel hare #digital #fanart #doodles #angel gabby #angel zaggy #friend francis

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snick-cooler · 2 months

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Got requested to expand on that Swap/Angel Jonah AU, so I gave it a try

#too many AUs at this point lol #but someone specif wanted to see this one so I figured I'd give it a try #might change some things over time but for now Im happy #Angel Hare #angel gabby #jonah whitman #Angel Hare Swap AU #Angel Jonah

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arley-ology · 4 months

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New aesthetic: Arctic hares when they're coat is only half done shedding and they look a little fucked up

#a few of these are probably mountian hares but you get the point of the post #arctic hare #hares #hare #aesthetic

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naffeclipse · 4 months

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I forgot to add the most imporant one! Yn when foxes near

I'm saving this meme for the future hehe

#hare!y/n at any point: reconsider (please please please)#of fox maws #melanirana

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fuzzyminte · 2 months

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(gets zooped into a cage for like 3 hours) hmm i can read this fashion magazine (1 second later) whelp. what else

#ugh i need to redo my tagging system at some point. womp womp #naven nuknuk #epithet erased #prison of plastic #epithet erased prison of plastic #ee naven #im p sure its hare-idan but i aint fixing that now #gnite honk shooo

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klownkoster · 9 months

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From humble farm boy, to renown genius, to evil scientist; Harvey Hare was quite an intelligent boy growing up, getting into science, chemistry, and alchemy at a young age. He always thought there was more to him than a simple carrot farmer.

Harvey grew into a well known scientist ahead of his time, when as a teenager he discovered a way to extend the shelf life of carrots so the townspeople wouldn't have to worry about their carrot stock dwindling during the winter when general crops are scarce and out of season, of which he'd go on to win his first award.

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#it's lore time folks #i am so autism about him #debating on if I should make this a mini art series???#like an art piece to visualize a certain point in his life with text under to describe the story #if that even makes sense lol #if not i'll just repost this with his lore/backstory in its entirety #klowndraws #my art #poptropica #dr. hare #dr. hare poptropica #klowntalks #klowns AUs

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pillowenvelopchair · 19 days

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That’s what she holds onto. A life—an eternal one—with someone else as Lord. Someone true of heart. Quick of mind. That’s the dream, right there. And all she has to do is clear the way. - Chapter 26

Another swrd art… what a surprise lol. go check it out guys! (i will never stop preaching about it)

hi @un-local how r u on this fine afternoon

#magdalene my favorite blorbo... i will fight the wolves for u #holding onto rogiers rapier... a small hope in these desolate lands where she is all alone with the golden grace #i hope that one day will i get to read the point where rogier lets himself hope too (that would definitely be the day!)#each others hope if u will #groovy brush my beloved 🫶#lighting.... my worst enemy #had a lot of fun with the background though!!#i was genuinely scratching my head over the stupid gradient map thing #ive been wanting to do something like this for a LOOONG while so yay!!!#tried to incorporate the mending rune of death and stars. and the carian phalanx (WHICH I AM REALIZING IS 4 BLADES NOT 3)#but yeah! not too much to go off of other than that.. hope u enjoy hare! or. un or local. not local. (scratches head)#thank you miami and mellow for the support!! i would have literally kept staring at the drawing for who knows how long #elden ring #tarnished #magdalene #swrd #still waters

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jackdaw-and-hattrick · 9 months

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Listen Batman, especially in the comics, is frequently depicted as an abusive A-hole, but he doesn’t need to be. Comics inherently belong to the fandom, as they rely on fans building a story with these characters and being introduced into cannon. We’ve seen a slight shift in the narrative with the likes of Wayne Family Adventures, and personally I think this is a good start. Make heroes who are actually heroic, stop turning them into abusers.

#Batman #dc #wayne family adventures #I know WFA isn’t cannon but it’s so widely accepted at this point it basically counts #cannon is a sandbox in earthquake territory where it comes to comics #Harely breaking free and becoming her own compelling character is a good example of what can happen when new writers come in #let Bruce be a good Dad 2023

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allblognojam · 2 months

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angel hare except this is Jonah’s mug

#angel hare #angel gabby #i think he’d use this constantly #Bonus points if gabby sees him using it #Zag is talking about serious detective shit and Jonah is just sipping out of this bad boy #Francis is horrified and thinks it’s a real living creature

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hathousehappenings · 3 months

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67. Weed Shall Overcome.

One of the Walrus episodes I don't mind so much. This one feels steeped in the 90's "Save the Planet" phase. "Pieces of the Puzzle" is a fun little song and dance number too.

I feel like I made some progress with the Walrus on this pic. ^^; I'm happy with him.

#aiw1992 #aiw #adventures in wonderland #wonderland watchthrough #Weed shall overcome #walrus #red queen #rabbit #fanart #my art #is it just me or does the Hare really lean into just being outright goofy from this point forward?

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un-local · 7 months

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#eventually you just get to a point where you're like: “eh. fuck it. good enough”#guess who just reached that point #also: how is this guy more popular on reddit than tumblr? lmao #I really figured itd be the other way around tbh #heller #starfield #heller starfield #starfield heller #starfield fanart #hare art #hare posts #starfield art

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smokbeast · 7 months

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More uhm,, heacanons that made sense in my brain,, the truth about poe :) also lil spooky comic wip

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m0nsterjuice-art · 9 months

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I followed you originally because I'm a Springtrap simp but now I'm becoming an Alex simp as well. HOW??? IM NOT EVEN INTO STONERS

I was trying to figure out what it is about him I find so attractive, besides the obvious stuff, and I think it's his confidence and general bravery/"don't give a fuck" attitude. both incarnations of him he's very confident and sure of himself, and... yeah.

#the confidence is a but reason why Spring likes him btw. will be a plot point to Hare-brained #it's not that there's things he's not insecure about but he'll hop fences and do other shit spring wouldn't dream of #again gotta wait to see it i guess but the dude is gonna try to fight back on the next nightshift #au questions

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