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#but Goldie Locks and her family were so cute and adorable
thedramaticduke · 1 year
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Disney: Yeah, sorryy, we don't know how to make villains without queercoding them and people didn't like the twist-villains, so we stopped making them alltogether :( I hope you like 3593 intergenerational family-traumas!
Dreamworks, while creating not one, not two, but three amazing villains: Pathetic
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ageofevermore · 4 years
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Golden
summary → in which Harry doesn’t understand how he can possibly love such a small baby so painfully much. 
word count → 1.7k
note → this might require a few deep breaths because oh lord, i really laid the fluff down thick. 
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When you and Harry had fallen pregnant it was unexpected. You had been talking about starting a family in the near future, but hadn't felt the need to fall in deep. You were aware of the problems you might face with natural conception, especially due to the stress of being employed by the entertainment industry, but just three days after your conversation, the both of you had gotten carried away in a moment of beautiful love.
You had been on birth control ever since your seventeenth birthday when your mother figured you might begin to explore your sexual desires. It was something she was quite open about, making it easier to tell her that you were seeing a green eyed wonder called, Harry.
It was just after a morning run through LA that you took a test. It was some cheap brand, an impulse buy after laying in bed worrying about your lack of protection weeks prior. You had been paranoid for days, your cycle abnormally long and lacking the usual symptoms of tension and muscle aches. Instead, you had full fledges cramps and headaches.
When the first test came back positive you almost fainted on the floor of your en-suite. Harry was just downstairs and heard the unusual commotion. You were usually light on your feet, a classically trained ballet dancer as a child. It was worrisome to find you doubled over on your hands and knees beside the tipped over nightstand. Harry had immediately rushed to your aid, collecting your frame in his hands and pressing soft kissing to your forehead until he could get your attention. Your eyes were dazed, hands balling into the fabric of his thick black jumper. You were completely beside yourself with joy.  
"What's a'matter, moppet?" He mumbled against your forehead, pulling your legs over his lap so her could bring you closer. He softly pried your hands away from his jumper, kissing your clenched knuckles fervently. "Scaring me, love. What's got you so worked up?"
The thought of the positive pregnancy test in your palm brought on a new wave of tears. The tip of your nose trembled as you broke into a wide grin, breaking down completely into Harry's chest with gleefully shocked giggled. Harry didn't waste a minute, wrapping his arms around your middle and pulling you closer to his chest. Your legs wrapped around him like a koala, but it only made this moment sweater for you. For now, you were the only one that knew about the growing baby making a home for itself inside of you. For years you had overlooked how special this moment would be.
"Pet." Harry cooed, bringing his fingers down your spine. The metal of his rings was cold when he lifted your shirt and tickled your back with scratches. "Gotta tell me what's got you so giddy."
Uncoordinatedly you smashed your lips against Harry's. Your teeth knocked against his harshly, but all you could manage was a smile that left his lips wet, "We're parents." Your whispered.
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The end of your pregnancy was brutal, complete with unbearable braxton hicks and obscene swelling. You had been riddled with insomnia for weeks as well, and the throbbing in your fingers was brought on by the wedding band stuck between your knuckles that even elevation and heating pads couldn't help. Harry had done his absolute best to make you comfortable, but even his hour long foot rubs and 3am snack runs did little for you. None of that was relevant now, nor was the stitching holding your torn vagina together. Your baby, sweet Indie Anne Styles, was here. She was perfect, and she was finally before your eyes.
Her warm pink body was flush against your chest. Harry stood off to the side, tears blurring his vision as he took in the picture before him. His first true love was embracing their own little mini. He had no doubts that his little Indie was a product of the truest breed of young love. Indie, Harry wasn't so sure the big name fit her little body and button nose.
"Look at her, lovie." You sniffled, running your finger down her cheek. She had finally stopped wailing, settling into your warmth and letting herself fall asleep in your embrace. You were certain birth was tiring for babies, glad to see that your little love was resting up now and getting ready to experience the life you and Harry had shaped just for her. "She's perfect."
"Knew she would be, love." Harry came closer to the both of you, bending down to press a kiss to your sticky forehead. He loosely grabbed the newborns hand, chocking on a sob when she gripped his thumb. Her grip was tight for such a tiny human, and already Harry was sure he wouldn't be able to live every day with a heart so heavy with love.
Your husband was barely keeping himself together over your shoulder as he admired your daughter. You had gently coaxed a pacifier between her lips after watching her squirm, and the soft pink plastic only brought Harry a new wave of overwhelming love and protection. He never wanted anything to hurt his littlest love, his precious baby Indie.
"Thank you, pet." He cried into your crown, pressing gentle kissed to your hair and face at an uncomfortable angle. He didn't want to hurt you, but he needed to thank you for this moment. It was everything he had always dreamed of and so much more, "Thank you for her. Thank you."
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It had taken Harry three weeks to call Indie her name, having a habit of referring to the newborn as 'his little angel'. You didn't mind the title, but hearing her name on the tip of his tongue made you weak. He had taken great to becoming a father, like you knew he would. You had never had any doubts about just how unconditionally Harry would love your little human. He was up with you during every feed, changing all the diapers until you were healed enough to bare standing at the change table for long stretches.
He bought only the best for his Indie too. Her nighttime routine was prepped with high end vegan moisturizers and ointments. Her diapers were made of organic, non toxic, vegan materials. He didn't care for prices, only quality. Harry was as relatively humble man. He never talked about wealth or thought it as anything valuable, but he also, despite what it seems, didn't splurge on high end products often. He had his limits and boundaries, but his money was used wisely and not thrown away on material. He refused to let Indie soak in a cheap diaper though, even when you assured him that most diapers were exceptionally made and there was no need to spend a few hundred dollars every month.
It didn't take long for Indie to form more defined features, one being her insanely bright blue eyes and thin strands of soft blonde hair. You weren't quite sure where your baby girl came from to be honest, seeing as your eyes weren't near the same shade of color as hers nor were Harry's. Her hair was ungodly as well. Almost like your favorite disney film, her locks were strikingly golden. It had only taken a month before you caught Harry above her crib, whispering a fond, "Good morning, golden girl."
Golden had been her name since that dewy spring morning. You couldn't see her as anything but, adoring the nickname Harry had brought upon the three of you. It was odd when you had family visiting and they would refer to your precious Golden as Indie.
It was just after two am when the shrill screams of your infant severed the sleep you and Harry were catching up on. His arm was thrown around your waist, and for a minute neither one of you moved. She was going through a growth spurt meaning the usually laid back baby you shared a house with was needy and desperate for her fathers attention and your satin milk. It was hard to give her what she wanted at times. You knew she was hungry, but she didn't want to leave Harry's arms.
That had happened just the other day. With the luck you were working on, you had forgotten to pack away another pre-made bottle. She was eating so frequently you hadn't had the need to pump, but that decision came back to bite you when she woke up from her nap hungry and only wanting her daddy. You both had eventually figured out a way to please her, but it had been frustrating and stressful on the three of you alike. It was safe to say you were always on top of bottles now.
When Harry finally did pull away from your warmth, he kissed your temple before feeling the room, not before you heard the last of his mutter, "I'm coming, Goldie."
You were sure your heart exploded in that moment. When you saw him again, this time with a squirmy baby impatiently suckling on the nipple of a pacifier, tears were gathering in your eyes. You smiled widely down at your little love, affectionately stroking her cheek. You settle her against your chest, wincing when she latches, but relaxing when her sucks become rhythmic and predictable.
In the darkness Harry couldn't make out your teary smile, instead just moving around the master and preparing another diaper for Goldie, having felt the wet one when he picked her up from the crib moments ago. He could hear you praising the baby for doing such a good job, promising that it was okay if she woke up every thirty minutes, but what caught him off guard was when you brushed your thumb over her cheek and whispered, "Look just as pretty as your Daddy, Goldie."
"Y'heard that, huh?" He stuttered. He knew you weren't too fond of the first few nicknames he had given Goldie, and he was almost fearful that you would reject his shortened version of Golden.
You rolled your eyes softly at his question, patting a patterned on your baby girl's diapered bottom as she nursed with sleepy eyes. "I think it's cute, fits her."
Harry smiled widely at the pair of you, the dim moonlight capturing the perfect moment in his memory. His love for you and Goldie somehow got deeper every day. He never wanted to leave this stripped down midnight moment. This perfectly golden moment.
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eldritchsurveys · 6 years
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o36.
Who were you last on an elevator with? >> Just Sparrow, in the building the Airbnb was in.
Do you know anyone who is missing a toe? >> I don’t think so. Do I?
Do you know anyone that has a black belt in karate? >> No.
Would you rather take the elevator, escalator, or stairs? >> That depends on several factors. I do like escalators, though.
Do any lights stay on while you sleep? >> No. That’d definitely throw me off my circadian rhythm.
Who is usually the first person to text you in the mornings? >> ---
If you have a notepad in your phone, what do you use it for the most? >> I don’t even know if I have a notepad on my phone. I mean, I assume there probably is one somewhere, but I’ve never looked for it.
Who is the last child that you took a photo with? >> The last time I remember taking a photo with a child was years and years ago, at Streetwork LES (a drop-in center), during the quick breakfast before we headed out to march in Pride. Greg (one of the staff) brought his daughter Goldie, who was about 3 years old, and she was adorable as shit and everyone wanted to hold her but she kept wanting to come back to me for some reason, lmao. I had a really cute photo with her but I wish I knew where it is! Maybe I’ll look around the internet for it at some point.
What color is the menu button on your phone? >> It’s just grey like the rest of the phone face.
How often do you wear hats? >> I wear them in the winter.
When is the last time you used a bobby pin? >> I really don’t remember.
Is it more common for your phone’s ringer to be on or for it to be on vibrate? >> My phone’s always on either vibrate or mute.
How many people live in your house? >> Two people, including myself.
How many bedrooms does your house have? >> Two.
How and where did you get your most recent cut? >> I don’t know what my most recent cut was.
Do you enjoy leaving voicemails? >> No. I don’t enjoy being on the phone, period.
A common question: What are you listening to? >> Nothing. I meant to put on iTunes before I started doing these, and then I forgot, and now I don’t feel like it anymore, lmao. I should give my ears a break from these earbuds anyway, I’ve been gaming almost all day.
Would you ever get a nature tattoo? >> I mean, sure?
What kind(s) of animal(s) do you have, if any? >> I don’t have any, but I live with Sparrow’s cat.
Backstreet Boys or N*Sync? >> I like both.
What is in your pockets right now? >> Nothing.
Will you be moving soon? >> I’m guessing not.
Have you ever been in a fist fight? >> Yeah.
If you could get any piercing, what would it be? >> I’m not sure I’d want another one. They’re often a lot of upkeep. I think the only thing I’d go for now is more ear piercings.
Do you know anyone that is a compulsive liar? >> No.
When did you last do your own laundry? >> Sparrow does the laundry, so.
Is anyone in your family sick at the moment? >> ---
Where do your siblings work, if anywhere? >> ---
What is your worst habit? >> I’m not sure.
What is your favorite cereal? >> Kix or Honey Nut Cheerios.
Where is your favorite place to buy groceries? >> Trader Joe’s.
Who do you generally talk to the most? >> I guess Sparrow because I live with her? On the internet it’s Hallie. I’d say Can Calah in general because like... he’s literally always with me, but that just seemed like too obvious an answer.
Have you ever had a crush on someone of the same gender? >> Yeah.
Do you enjoy painting? >> Not particularly.
When did you receive the oldest voicemail in your phone? >> I don’t have any voicemails still on my phone.
Do you have any locked texts messages? >> No.
Do your two favorite colors compliment each other? >> Gold complements a lot of colours, most of which are also colours I like.
What store do you shop at the most for clothes? >> I don’t shop for clothes enough to have an answer.
Is anyone saved in your phone under a nickname? >> “Loki” is a nickname for one of my friends, yeah.
Which company provides your car insurance? >> ---
Whose birthday is coming up? >> Someone’s, I’m sure.
Have you ever ordered from an informercial? >> No.
Do you believe that everyone has secrets? >> No, because I rarely believe that “everyone” has or does or is anything. Also, I don’t have any secrets, so.
Is there an artist or group that you didn’t used to like but has grown on you? >> There are a lot of them like that, actually. Like Metallica.
When, where, and why did a needle last pierce your skin? >> When I got labs done at the doctor’s earlier this year.
Can you sleep without a sheet on your bed? >> I don’t have any sheets on this bed because it’s a futon that’s kept in the upright position (I’m working with limited space here).
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swearronchanel · 7 years
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As per request, 2.05
You guys have been so freaking sweet and kind  to me with your feedback since I started making these ridiculous posts, it’s insane but I love it!❣️ I literally started these as a joke because my one friend who watches call the midwife didn’t pick up the phone (and bc I was under the influence whoops hahaha it happens) but now I have so much fun posting every week! I’m sure I won’t stop these any time soon (what will I do when this series is over until Christmas? Yikes lets not talk about it yet)  Anyways @marialujan22 requested I rewatch and post for 2x5 & shit it’s been a while since I’ve watched series 2 but I couldn’t say no! Besides Im in a good mood because I have 10 days till spring break & only like 8 weeks left in the semester so here we go ..
idk if I’m mentally prepared for this
THE BIKE SONG I LOVE IT
“Somewhere far away, scientist we’re working on a magic pill, rumored to make pregnancy a case of choice..” Hell yea birth control, deff a magic pill in my opinion
Crazy that it took 3 series for the pill to become a thing & then there was still lame ass government guidelines
Jenny Lee! lol I often forget about her sorry not sorry, I liked her but she left. ya no importa
I love how “mature jenny” still narrates even though her character is never even mentioned anymore #letmenarrate lol jk I like Vanessa Redgrave’s voice
“Meanwhile other scientists were trying to send humans to the moon” fuck yea Hidden Figures
If CtM went up until 1969 that’d be lit, like the episode on mad men when they watched the moon landing! Just replace them with nuns and nurses and babies & replace the liquor for tea 😂
Shit I’ve said typed so much already
SISTER MJ💕 I wanna smack myself she’s brushing her teeth & I thought of that stupid toothbrush song from last week’s episode kill me
Nora’s pregnant again uh oh
Cynthia! SISTER E! Jane! It’s been so long
My bby Trixie 💕😍 I miss her pin curls! But now she’s serving those 60s looks so I’m here for it all
“Take that off this minute before you go to hell” LMAO TRIX YOU CANT TELL KIDS THAT
lol who am I kidding I would’ve said the same
I love sister Monica Joan, id quote everything she ever says but that’s too much work
Vicar’s wife? But who was the vicar?
LMAO WAIT DOESNT SISTER MJ FAKE A HEART ATTACK??
YES SHE DID IM DEAD I LOVE HER, WELL IT WAS LIKE ANGINA BUT IDC STILL FUNNY CAUSE SHE DIDNT WANNA GO
PRECIOUS SISTER BERNADETTE 😭💕
I STILL CANT BELIEVE MY BBY SHELAGH WAS A NUN, ITS SO STRANGE TO GO BACK AND SEE HER IN THE HABIT, LIKE YOURE PREGNANT NOW, WITH DR TURNERS BABYYY!!
anyone else really wanted to know how she was going to tell Sister Julienne “um i was already done with being a nun and now im love sick, I can’t stop thinking about Dr Turner so  I gotta ditch this habit”
damn I feel so bad like she did not want another baby & had no choice but to deal with it
No Jenny, tea is not gonna help right now
And heres the lady that scammed her
How much is 2 guinnis ? Idk how to spell that u already know I’m an ignorant American
Did she really tell a married woman keep her legs closed? It Doesn’t even matter if she was married or not like who are u anyway?? I would’ve bitch slapped her too, good for u Nora
Sister MJ saying her horoscope was right, we are the same😭
Wtf is spotted dick? Also I laughed because I’m immature Lmaoo
Sister J eating the pudding, she knows how to get to sister MJ 😂 I love them
Trixie teasing Jane about the Reverend lol aw
“I can’t knit I had a heart attack this morning” ME TRYING TO GET OUT OF THINGS
8 kids in one bedroom though yikes
Cute and classic bedroom moments 😭💕
“Naughty version of eggnog” like coquito? Lol nah, coquito is the bomb
IM CRYING SISTER BERNADETTE LOOKING IN THE DOORWAY
THIS BREAKS MY HEART EVERYTIME
THEY FUCKING CLOSED THE DOOR ON HER, MY BBY. I WANT TO HUG HER 💔💔💔 she deserves the world
Who is this irrelevant ass vicars wife? “Cherrio”
I’m so sorry Nora
Ew wtf a rat just bit the baby?
“Just tell me what you want sister” SHE WANTS YOU DOCTOR
THE WAY THEYRE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER OMG IM SHOOK
WHAT THE HELL TIM WHY DID YOU RUIN THE MOMENT ?!
sister MJ wants to roll bandages, make it happen! lol I love that Cynthia and Jane unwrap them all for her 😭
Aww i love babies !! but that one with a funny nose uhh
SISTER BERNADETTE BLOWING THE WHISTLE AND CHEERING 💕 MY HEART SHE IS SO ADORABLE
Aw I wish Trixie could have another scene going through old pictures and maybe share old stories with the new nurses💔 unlikely but you know I can hope. SHE DID HAVE THAT PHOTO OF HER AND CYNTHIA ON HER MIRROR LAST SUNDAY💕
“I’m a woman on a mission” beatrix, light in my life
Curly locks lol, when I was younger I  was called Shirley temple and when I dyed my hair I was called Goldie locks.. mind u that lasted into high school 😂 I’m staying blonde for good though, I don’t think I can pull off anything else
DONT GO OUT WITH HIM TRIXIE, HE’S TRASH
Laura Main’s angelic voice ✨👼🏼
who am I kidding she’s an angel
you know what would be fun and a dream? to go out with the ctm cast and get drunk and take trashy snapchat videos singing
Gin & a hot bath??
Trixie looked him up lol, good move
BUT HE’S STILL TRASH and an asshole
Pickle knife ?
again, this irrelevant vicar’s wife? vete ya
Everyone thinks Sister MJ is senile but she knows what’s up with Sister Bernadette..
“..but is all blank sadness and continued tears”  MY HEART💔 sister Bernadette/Shelagh has spent the majority of this show crying/being sad/distressed ugh!! Laura Main plays is beautifully but I CRY!? Let her be uninterruptedly happy please 😭💕
she (and helen) ruined me tbh, I used to have dignity
Is Jenny really naive or is she just pretending not to understand??
SEE SISTER BERNADETTE IS ON SCREEN AGAIN & IS UPSET
“I almost wish I was physically ill..” okay bRb CRYIN. THIS IS WHY I CANT WATCH THESE OLDER EPISODES I CRY TOO MUCH, I DONT LIKE TO SEE HER UNHAPPY
Remember when I started the show and didn’t know it was gonna ruin my life? Or before I grew attached? Yea me neither lmaoo those were the days when I thought downton killed me. I Didn’t know what was coming 😂 still love downton though rip #downtonmoviepls
Knitting needles?? aye dios mio
HA GREMLIN TIM AND JACK
Again how much is a gunniea and how do I spell it? I could google it but I’m busy here
She was willing to sell her wedding ring and risk her life for an unprofessional abortion. DO YOU SEE THE ISSUE? This isn’t just the a period drama either. Shit is real
“Are babies more valued because they can survive or do they survive beside they are more valued?” good question sis
lol Jane was so sweet and just bounced with no word
AT LEAST I KNOW WHERE SHE WENT THOUGH, THANKS FOR THAT NZ CUT SCENE
Trixie being a babe and getting ready to do her nails 😍💕 I wish I could do mine well but I’m trash and so I pay to get them done
The cross cutting in this scene is crazy but so well done (& yes look at me using real terms lol, I took a Music in film class last semester and had to know editing techniques 😂, I did fairly well too)
I really don’t know how she survived this
My bby trixie looking gorgeous as per usual. I love her so much, Helen u kill me
NO COÑFIO TRIXIE, HE’S NO GOOD
Haha why did I not remember the Gone With The Wind reference? Cynthia was so cute, I miss her carefree and happy
FRECO MOVE YOUR DAMN HAND, YOU ARE TRASH.
HE’S FICTIONAL BUT ID STILL FIGHT HIM
my poor bby😭💔 it is not your fault , he’s trash!! But this moment between the nurses warmed my cold heart
“Matrons in charge, virgins of iron” 😭😭
Aw Earth Angel playing, ✨🎼 I highkey pop to 50s/60s pandora stations
Jenny yes it’s illegal but do you think that matters rn??
TIM AS MAID MARION LMAO
Sister Bernadette looking at Dr Turner ah omg 😭they’ve come so far.
It’s not your fault Jenny but you should’ve told someone
Sister B & Tim won 👏🏼
LMAO ALL I CAN THINK OF IS THAT POST “WOAH CALM DOWN IM JUST TRYNA DATE YOUR DAD”
and she’s down, and the glasses flew
“You’ve hurt your hand” “well I’m sure there’s no need to amputate” ah sister b/shelagh lowkey has some of the funniest lines she just slips them in and people miss them !!
Here it comes ..
THE MOMENT..
“Would you like me to have a look at that?” UHM YEA
No but seriously I can barely remember what I thought when I first watched this but I knew something was gonna happen because a nurse can handle her own damn cut & well you know, she was in love with him
HE KISSED HER HAND. A fucking doctor kissed a nuns hand people, how scandalous & this was THE MOMENT I KNEW I WAS CORRUPT AND WAS GOING TO HELL, I AM SATAN I WANTED THE DOCTOR TO KISS A FREAKING NUN ON THE MOUTH LIKE WTF WHO RAISED ME? MY MOTHER WANTED IT TOO SO IDK BUT THIS KILLED ME, LIKE R.I.P HERE LIES GABBY, I WAS IN THE GROUND DECEASED. I’m actual trash. Someone dispose of me in the proper bin #recyle
for real, this is when I really knew that I was never going to love any other show like this and I allowed it to ruin me
BUT HONESTLY WHAT THE HELL WAS HE THINKING? THATS A BOLD MOVE
BOLD IN GENERAL BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW IF SHE LIKES YOU BUT BOLD x1000 BC SHE IS A NUN, YOU KNOW MARRIED TO GOD, VOW OF CHASITY AND ALL THAt??
What if she would’ve freaked tf out or told sister Julienne? I don’t even know. I’ll just be grateful for how things turned out
“At this moment I only know I’m not turning my back on you because of you but I’m doing it because of him” AHHHH, DONT WORRY BBY GOD LOVES U AND UNDERSTANDS YOU LOVE HIM AND THE DOCTOR, LOSE THAT HABIT AND GO PROPERLY KISS PATRICK 😭
Sister MJ judging the baby contest is the purest thing & I need it to cleanse my disgusting soul that wants a dr to get with a nun #notsorrythough
“In Nonnatus we were good at tending other’s wounds and there were times I felt we were all each other’s children..” brb I’m crying I love that they’re like a family 😭💕💔
I’m so happy they didn’t kill Nora and she actually was happy in the end. I really wasn’t sure for a moment (obviously when I first watched lol)
“ Free reliable contraception came too late to help her, but in time the scientists triumphed. Her daughters and granddaughters lives remained transfigured, long after man left fleeting footprints on the moon.” Vanessa always knowing what to say in the end.
Lets see how the pill is going to be reintroduced this series, I’m interested  in how it’s going to play out.
I’ve said that so many times though so I’ll be done
The End.
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pinetwiins · 6 years
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This blog is a IC blog & a RP blog.
Posts without “” are characters just blogging, mutuals feel free to interact (especially if they know your character) Its like a Multiverse facebook thing lol. Posts with “” are RP posts/threads.  
in character daily blogging is in the main verse, and its post Stanley opening the portal. (Main verse) - Ford has been in gravity falls for 2 weeks. (And weirdmagedon has not happened yet.)
Rp posts are dependent on what we want to rp but will probably be post Weirdmagedon when interacting.
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Stanford Filbrick Pines Species; Human Powers: very very smart Age: Sixties (born June 15) Twin: Older Origins: Glass Shard Beach, New Jersey
Other names: The Author, Grunkle Ford, Fordsie, Six, Fingers, Poindexter, Sixer, Brainiac
Relatives: Filbrick Pines (father), Mrs. Pines (mother),
Stan Pines (twin brother), Shermy Pines (brother), Marilyn (ex-sister-in-law), Dipper and Mabel’s parents(nephew and niece-in-law), Dipper Pines (great-nephew), Mabel Pines (great-niece)
Occupation: Paranormal Investigator
Home: Glass Shard Beach, New Jersey (hometown), 618 Gopher Road, Gravity Falls, Oregon (former), Bunker (former)
Goal: To unravel the secrets of Gravity Falls
Weapons: Laser gun, Magnet gun, Quantum destabilizer
Likes: Girls talking to him, Dungeons, Dungeons, and More Dungeons, Jelly beans (especially deformed ones)
Dislikes: Being followed, Being manipulated, Toffee Peanuts
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“Remember: in Gravity Falls there is no one you can trust.”
Stanford Filbrick “Ford” Pines, also known as The Author, is a paranormal investigator who came to Gravity Falls, Oregon, to study the huge concentration of supernatural activity in and around the town. After spending years of cataloging his research in a series of journals, he disappeared into an alternate dimension. His writings were left as the only evidence of his existence.
Ford’s identity and whereabouts were a central mystery and element of foreshadowing of the Gravity Falls series until the middle of the show's second season when he was revealed to be Stan Pines' long-lost twin brother, who vanished after a fight with his brother caused him to stumble through the universe portal.
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Stanley Pines Species; Human Powers: None Age: Sixties (born June 15) Twin: Younger Origins: Glass Shard Beach, New Jersey
Relatives: Filbrick Pines (father), Mrs. Pines (mother), Ford Pines (twin brother), Shermy Pines (brother), Marilyn (ex-wife), Dipper and Mabel’s parents(nephew and niece-in-law), Dipper Pines (great-nephew), Mabel Pines (great-niece)
Occupation: Owner of Mystery Shack, Mabel’s agent
Home: 618 Gopher Road, Gravity Falls, Oregon, Glass Shard Beach, New Jersey (hometown), 005 Dead End Flats, New Mexico (former)
Goal: To be wealthy, To rescue his brother (fulfilled)
Likes: Making money, His niece and nephew, Toffee Peanuts, Cheap labor, Drama/romance movies, Scaring children on Summerween, Wax Stan, Carla McCorkle, Goldie
Dislikes: Showing affection, Losing the remote,Pioneer Day , Gideon Gleeful, Heights (formerly), People messing with his family, Saying please and thank you, Being compared to Ford, Paying taxes.
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“When life gives you lemons, call them ‘yellow oranges’ and sell them for double the price.”
Notable alias: Stanley Pines, Mr. Mystery, Mr. Pines, the Old One, Steve Pinington, Stetson Pinefield, Andrew “8-Ball” Alcatraz, Hal Forrester, Stanford Pines, S618 (prison number), 061800 (Gravity Falls prison number) 618 (Mystery Shack Address)
Stanley “Stan” Pines, also known as Grunkle Stan, and formerly under the assumed identity Stanford Pines is Dipper and Mabel Pines’ great uncle and summer guardian. After many years of crime and infamy, he has taken up residence in the remote town of Gravity Falls, Oregon, where he exploits local lore and the gullibility of the “dumbest people in the world" to finance himself by running a dubious tourist trap known as the Mystery Shack.
Despite his initial claims of skepticism to the supernatural, he is later revealed to be deeply connected with the paranormal,most notably the decades-long operation of an interdimensional portal he has used to rescue his twin brother, Ford Pines.
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(Mason) Dipper Pines. Species; Human Powers/abilitys: Mystery and puzzle solving, Monster hunting, Playing the sousaphone Age: 12, 13 - Post “Weirdmageddon” (born August 31, 1999) Twin: younger. Origins: Piedmont, California
Other names: Pine Tree, Bro-Bro, Sir Dippingsauce, Dipstick, Dipper the Destructor
Relatives: Dipper and Mabel’s parents (parents), Mabel Pines (twin sister), Shermy Pines (grandfather), Filbrick Pines (great-grandfather), Mrs. Pines (great-grandmother), Stan Pines (great-uncle), Marilyn Pines (great-aunt), Ford Pines (great-uncle)
Occupation: Mystery Shack employee (formerly)
Home: Staying at 618 Gopher Road, Gravity Falls, Oregon, for summer vacation, Resides in Piedmont, California
Goal: To discover the mysteries of Gravity Falls, To win Wendy’s affection (formerly), To learn the identity of the author of the journals (fulfilled), To graduate from high school with a high GPA and get accepted in to a good college so he can start his own ghost hunting show, To save the world (fulfilled)
Weapons: Memory Gun (destroyed), Height-altering flashlight, Journal 3 (abandoned)
Likes: Solving mysteries, Disco Girl, BABBA, Fight Fighters
Dislikes: Being underestimated, Being called adorable, Wendy dating Robbie, People messing with his sister, Mermando, Uncertainty, Dippy Fresh
“When life gives you lemons, extract the juice and use it to draw a treasure map in invisible ink. That really works! Seriously!”
Mason “Dipper” Pines(born August 31, 1999,5 minutes after Mabel Pines) is a smart, curious, and adventurous 13-year-old boy spending the summer with his Great Uncle Stan in Gravity Falls, Oregon, where he and his sister constantly encounter the town’s paranormal side. Armed with a mysterious journal he had found, he is one of the two main protagonists of Gravity Falls, who dares to investigate the mysteries of his summer home throughout the summer.
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Mabel Pines. Species; Human
Powers/abilitys: Knitting,Arts and crafts,Design,Strange knack for identifying when Robbie is around,Lock picking,Miniature golf
Age: 12, 13 - Post “Weirdmageddon” (born August 31, 1999) Twin: Older (by 5 minuets) Origins: Piedmont, California
Other names: Hambone, Shooting Star, Lady Mabelton, Master Mabel
Relatives: Dipper and Mabel’s parents (parents), Mabel Pines (twin sister), Shermy Pines (grandfather), Filbrick Pines (great-grandfather), Mrs. Pines (great-grandmother), Stan Pines (great-uncle), Marilyn Pines (great-aunt), Ford Pines (great-uncle)
Pets: Waddles
Occupation: Mystery Shack employee (formerly), Official U.S. congresswoman.
Home: Staying at 618 Gopher Road, Gravity Falls, Oregon, for summer vacation, Resides in Piedmont, California
Goal: To have an epic summer romance, To become president of the United States of America
Weapons: Grappling hook, Attack glitter, Kittens for fists (in the mindscape)
Likes: Sweaters, Romance, Sparkles, Ponies, Cute things, Vampires,Boys, Being silly,Gummy Koalas, Halloween,The truth, Mermando,Hanging out with her friends, Cats, Sev'ral Timez,Stickers, Color, Matchmaking,Unicorns (formerly), Believe in Yourself
Dislikes: family or friends in danger or trouble,Being insulted by Pacifica Northwest, Gideon Gleeful,Smile Dip,Heights,Being in charge of the Mystery Shack,Lies,Losing her cuteness, The future, Claymation,Country music
“When life gives you lemons, draw faces on those lemons and wrap them in a blanket. Ta-daaa! Now you have lemon babies.”
Mabel Pines (born August 31, 1999, 5 minutes before Dipper Pines) is a bouncy, energetic, optimistic, hyperactive, enthusiastic, and free-spirited 13-year-old girl spending the summer with her Great Uncle Stan in Gravity Falls, Oregon, where she and her brother frequently encounter the supernatural. She takes a much less serious approach to life than her twin brother as she navigates her way around odd, new surroundings.
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Twin set 3: Bill (cannon) & (Rational) Will (Splitted falls AU)
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Bill Cipher; Dream demon. - Creature № 326
Form: Triangle
Abilities: Apportation, Clairvoyance, Piano playing, Cross-Dimensional Awareness,Illusion manipulation, Intangibility, Innate Capability, Nigh Omnipotence, Laser Manipulation,Levitation, Molecular Manipulation, Nightmare Inducement,Possession,Precognition,Pyrokinesis,Size shifting,Telekinesis, Telepathy
Age: Trillions of years old Twin: Younger Origins: Flat Land - Dimension Destroyed
is cunning, blasphemous, eccentric, insane, psychopathic, and physically irreverent
Weaknesses: Memory Gun, Zodiac, Quantum destabilizer
Other names: Muse, Bipper (when possessing Dipper), The One-Eyed Beast, The Triangle Guy, Isosceles Monster,Evil Triangle
Relatives: parents Dead, William Cipher (Twin brother)
Home: Unnamed two-dimensional dimension (formerly) - FlatLand, Nightmare Realm
Goal: To rule all of reality and existence.
Likes: Conjuring into whatever form people fear the most, Chaos, Partying, Destruction
Dislikes: Synthesized music, Deals being called off, Magic symbol named Kryptos
“Remember! Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, BYE!”
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Will Cipher; Dream demon. - Creature № 326
Form: Triangle Powers: Age: Trillions of years old Twin: Older Origins: Flat Land - Dimension Destroyed
rational and almost emotionless, really calm, logical, strict and impartial. His sense for emotions, opinions etc is only really low and therefore almost unnoticeable.
So he wouldn’t even see any reason to lie to a person, to differ things in their value or to gain any desires.
Just like Bill he would make deals in the same ways but just as said, there's nothing that he would want to have (or nobody could give him..)
Unlike his opposite, William would strictly adhere to the rules when it comes to a deal. So right before the handshake he would
name all exact facts and agreements of the contract and would accept only if everything is cleared.
But in case of a breach - no matter from which side - there wil be some consequences: The whole contract will get void
and everything that was obtained during the time of the deal will vanish completely. No matter if anything material or even gained knowledge.
William has generally the same knowledge and powers like Bill.
Every knowledge or power that one of them could aquire is also available for the other.
But that state of knowledge or abilities could differ by now. Simply because one of them has his priorities
about “useful” and “useless” stuff while the other one makes no difference and rather tries to know optimally everything.
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his flames are yellow in contrast to Bills blue ones
Both of them would actually be able to masqurade as the other one but the disguise would fall apart when it comes to a deal because the flame can’t get imitaded (headcanon)
His bodylanguadge is always rather calm and modest
His voice is rather deep and always accompanied with an echoing whisper
I think that William could understand the human psyche, biology and body functions more than Bill does, simply because he studied them more while Bill only picks himself the useful facts
You could say that he’s kind of a sociopath. He simply doesn’t see any reason in “emphatizing” with any creature.
While Bill despise him for that boring and suspending strictness, William can’t understand his sadistic and selfcentered behaviour.
Sarcasm is one of those things that can confuse him every time even if he understands its purpose
He has no sense of phantasie or imagination. So asking him to design something or to “free style” is pretty useless
During a deal he will do anything needed to completely fulfill his duties for the settlement. So his actions might seem a little
off sometimes and could lead to misunderstandings, for example being almost affectionate to his deal partner or being quite submissive
He got his similar look from a direct reference to Bill since he wasn’t able to come up with something on his own. And he only
choose this appearance when he had to approach to others, otherwise he wouldn’t see any sense in it
While speaking he wouldn’t ramble like “Uuhh..” or “Err..” whenever he has to think about or remember something.
Instead he would just keep quiet and stare into the emptiness.
He’s not used to use any commonplace phrases like “thank you”, “sorry” or “please”.
Not because he wouldn’t be polite enough but courtesy is a thing that got etablished between humans or at least social creatures.
So it will sometimes sound compelled or tardy
Plus he doesn’t curse or swear. Not even a simple “My god”. The utmost thing he would say is “geez” or “Oh my”
Probably he wouldn't take any attacks personal even if they are. He would just defend himself if needed and that’s it
He has no sense for shame or honor so he wouldn’t feel embarrassment.
No matter if it’s about his own actions or about the secrets of someone else..
Whenever he speaks to a person he would always float on eye level with his counterpart
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Dillam (OC - Flatlander) Dream Demon in training.
Form: Triangle
Abilities: If they manage to control their powers then they should have all the powers a dream demon had - Apportation, Clairvoyance, Cross-Dimensional Awareness, Illusion manipulation, Intangibility, Innate Capability, Nigh Omnipotence, Laser Manipulation,Levitation, Molecular Manipulation, Nightmare Inducement,Possession,Precognition,Pyrokinesis,Size shifting,Telekinesis, Telepathy
Age: Unknown - equivelent to an 8 year old child Twin: non. Origins: Flat Land - Dimension Destroyed - managed to escape. Gender: Agender / non-binary - They/them
is Shy when first meeting new people, not very happy, lonely, misses mother and father, feels insignificant, cant seem to get firm controle of their powers. Their powers are rather violent and combusive. They are also angry at the Multiverse. They are also manipulative.
Weaknesses: Kindness.
Other names: Dill, Dee, Tiny.
Relatives: parents Dead, Siblings dead.
Home: two-dimensional dimension (formerly) - FlatLand, NIGHTMARE REALM, Mindscape
Goal: To Get proper controle of their powers.
Likes: Nice people, Helping others, candy and chocolate, stuffed toys. Things going their way, Nightvale, Roses.
Dislikes: Loud noises, Circles, Unfair treatment of others, deals being broken, things not going their way.
People should be careful around Dilliam.
They may be the most kind demon anyone meets and they may want to help others…
But they’re still a demon.
They may ask for your friendship in exchange for food/never starving, but they will use that to their advantage. They will then ask you to do something - because ‘friends help friends’ and if you say no, they will manipulate you.
They will accuse you of not being a true friend and that will break the deal…
So if you are a starving homeless kid, you will be in danger of loosing your food supply and of going back to stealing… so yeah…
Be careful of the sly purple one.
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