#bruh changbin asks

[zreamy]

bae how many blogs do you HAVE I can’t keep track 😭

nine. the answer is nine and im sweating as i type this. only five of them are active if that helps and i love you.

#i wear too many hats for one blog girl im sorry. #asks #bruh-changbin

[bruh-changbin]

Hey omds it’s Sax and I wanna say congrats again on 3k and that figured it out !! Okay yeah so, I’m a sag sun, cap moon, pis rising,,, and I’d describe myself as affectionate, excitable, and sentimental !!!

My ideal date would be going somewhere quiet like outside and watching the sun come up (or set) with good music playing in the back +++ some snacks and just making each other laugh (I think I just described a picnic..),,, could u please match me w enhypen, bts, and nct (ideally nct dream but I’m not fussed) 💕🥇🧘

HI SAX!!! 😸 tysm bae, good to see you again! 💗

for enha I’m gonna match you with sunghoon! relationships where both people are sagittarius are usually quite compatible since both of you value independence and not feeling the need to be with your partner everywhere you go (your capricorn moon also means you hold your own values very high, and aren’t willing to compromise on things that are important to you). I think you and sunghoon would work well together because you’d be fine to spend some time apart, meaning that when you do meet up and go on a date it makes it all the more enjoyable for both of you! to me sunghoon seems kinda clueless when it comes to romance LMAO so I think your trait of being affectionate as well as your pisces rising would work well with that as it could def help him figure out where and when to show affection/romantic gestures (I hope that makes sense…)

I’m matching you with taehyung from bts! although capricorn’s and sagittarius’ aren’t necessarily known for compatibility, they can make for a really enriching relationship. sag’s tend to be a bit more rebellious whereas cap’s are usually rule followers, BUT since you are sentimental and very kind-hearted I think you would mesh with tae’s personality, and the two of you would def learn to try new things together. also tae would literally spoil the FUCK out of you oh my god he’s such an aesthetic whore so trust watching the sunrise on the roof of your shared apartment building would be a weekly occurrence for SURE.

jaemin is your match from nct dream! sag and leo make a reallyyyy passionate relationship and although leo’s can sometimes become a bit bossy, your cap moon will come in handy when it comes to standing your ground. jaemin seems like a guy who loves HARD, like head over heels kinda vibe, so your traits of being affectionate and easily excitable would def make him super happy in this relationship!

HOPE YOU AGREE W THESE SAX MWAH LOVE YOU 😻💗

#bruh-changbin 3k follower event #asks #moots 😸 #drunkjaked #enhypen #bts #nct #nct dream

[matryosika]

the aesthetic of your blog is perfectttt so gorgeous I love it sm 🤧🤧🤧🩹💗

Thank you sky! Yours is pretty brilliant as well, I love, love, love the Gaga icon ♡💭

#(📝) ask me anything #(🧸) bruh-changbin asks

[neuevague]

sorry I’ve been dead how are you mofo 😻

also pls tell me you’ve started bb so we can talk about how bad I want jesse

back from the dead it's none other than the man the myth the legend skyyyyyyyyy .. im now realising that we haven't talked in fifteen months bc i didn't get a noti for ur dms ha ha ha ..

IM GOOD HOW ARE YOU ..

uhm.. about bb, i started it last night when you sent this BUT i couldn't make it first the past ten minutes i was tearing up when he was at the car wash like god his life is clearly difficult enough without loser boy chad from chem.. will attempt again !

#love of my life bruh-changbin #asks

[nyanggk]

MIRAI HELLO I feel like we haven’t interacted in a second lol how are you!!??? 💗💗😸

OMG SKY TRUE 😭😭😭 you're like a ghost on tumblr that blesses us with her presence every once and a while LMFAO

I read your sin city fic tho BTW! it was very good I left a review or feedback or whatever so u can just check there whatever it is I thought abt it 🤧

I've be very good!! schools starting so I'm trying to get my sleeping sched back on track so I don't go to school with 3 hours of sleep and having to take 4 shots of caffeine

#sky🕊 #@: bruh-changbin #mirais asks⚜ #[besties!] (*≧з≦)

[acaiasahi]

neapolitan and chocolate fudge for the ask game!!!

neapolitan! ooo okay, so in general, i like the smell of fresh linen, lavender, oranges, and roses (not mixed), but perfumes i like lavender + vanilla (mixed), and lychee + sugar (mixed). these are my absolute fav combos, but for candles, i like more fruitier scents (?) kinda like fresh. not sure how to explain it but think of like a spring time picnic with fruits and flowers surrounding you LOLOL

for chocolate fudge! i would choose a stargazing date. i kinda have a hard time with food so i usually try to avoid picnics (even tho i love the idea of it). idk, something about stargazing seems calm and intimate, it's a sweet idea for a date T^T

#— asks! ୨✩୧ ۫ 🫖𓈒 ⭒ ݁ . #— chains! ୨✩୧ ۫ 🍚𓈒 ⭒ ݁ . #— jaydi's notes! ୨✩୧ ۫ 📓𓈒 ⭒ ݁ . #— moots! ୨✩୧ ۫ 🕊𓈒 ⭒ ݁ . #— 🍓 sky! #— 🍓 bruh-changbin!

[flowered-mp3]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLGrtEjH/

absolutely losing my mind at this

changkyun pls just one chance plssss

brb throwing a brick @ him

#sky beloved <3 #moots #asks #bruh-changbin

[bearseungmin]

the idea of sharing other writers masterlists for your bday event is so sweet, thank you so much for including me 😭💗 and happy birthday!!! ours are close together 😸

it was a really fun project to put together and it gave me the chance to find so many new writers i haven't seen before!!!

aaa love you're super sweet and I'm really happy to have you on the list because you're cool and i love your aesthetic and everything!!!

anyone who has a birthday between june 1st—july 30th are instantly dope no joke

#bearseungmin.inbox #bruh-changbin #geminis cancers leos #general spectrum #all bangers #all hot #all cool #you're included <3 #thank you for sending me this ask aaa i hope you have a wonderful day/night

[puphee]

how am I just now finding your blog you literally write for all of my fav groups omg this is destiny

NAWW CUS YOURE A REALLY OLD MOOT OF MINE BACK WHEN I USED JISUNGS-TUMMY LMAO IDK IF YOU REMEMBER THAT URL BUT LOLLLL heyyy how've you been since like 2021? Ish?? I think?

#🦋ask : bruh-changbin #would you still like to be moots?

[lixerature]

YOU WRITE FOR SKZ TOO?????

OK SEE I MEANT TO i started a bunch of hyunjin wips and then lost all motivation for it so theres nothing on my masterlist <////3 one day eventually perhaps but honestly it was just fun setting the blog up lmao

#☁️ asks #bruh-changbin #u gotta admit lixerature is a fire url tho

[bruh-changbin]

SKYYY OML HELLO I DIDNT SEE THAT U WERE DOING A MATCHMAKING EVENT NAURRR I would've hopped onto this sooner BUT HAPPY 3K FOLLOWERS BAE hope to be here til 10k or more mwehehehhe

so here's my entry!

♡ so so, my name is mirai, and i’m a cancer (help I don't see myself as one) i would prolly describe my vibe as spontaneous, playful, and I be the type of person to match my personality depending on who I meet. like, if they're quiet, I try to be the one to initiate the conversation. if they're the type to talk a lot and jokes, I listen and joke as well! my ideal date would be an arcade date or an amusement Park date where we just have fun and go on all the ride and games together~ please match me with an enhypen member (skz and txt if u wanna do that too LMFAO)

HIII MIRAI TYSM BAE 😭😽💗 sorry I’m getting to this so late but as you said I have a very on-off relationship with tumblr and will disappear for days at a time lol

for enha I’m matching you with jay! i think his head-strong personality would work really well with your go with the flow kind of mindset (but you’re bold and would def keep him in check if his typical taurus stubbornness comes out lol). taurus and cancer also mesh really well because they value commitment, and your playful nature will def make this relationship a fun one! arcade date with jongseong is now in my bucket list goodbye that would be so fun and you just know he’d try to impress you by getting a high score on space invaders

for skz I’m kinda torn between lino and hyunjin! although their personalities are fairly different from each other I could see both of them working really well with you. on one hand emotional pisces hyunjin would appreciate your ability to alter your persona based on who your work and what vibes they bring - sometimes he can be super giddy and playful and other times he can be quite reserved, so your flexibility would be a big plus. both cancer and pisces are water signs so you’re in tune with your emotions and value loyalty. on the other hand I could also see you working really well with lino. although scorpios are emotional as well they have a much different way of showing it, and (as I mentioned with jay) you could definitely hold your own if minho ever got fiesty. it’s a good thing you’re spontaneous because I could see the two of you doing the absolute craziest shit together just on a whim, and I think this pairing would be a very bold, exciting one!

finally for txt your match is soobin! sagittarius and cancer are somewhat compatible, usually issues arise since sagittarius’ tend to have an issue with commitment which I personally see soobin as very loyal so I think this relationship would work well. I think your trait of being playful would translate really well in this relationship as soobin definitely can be a bit aloof as well so the two of you would have tons of fun together. PLS carnival date with soobin is the dream 😫 I just know he’d spend so long at one of those rigged booth games like bottle toss or some shit because he’s hell bent on winning you one of those massive plushies AHHH I need this

#TYSM MIRAI I hope you enjoy and agree lol #also officially the last matchmaker request LOL 😫 #bruh-changbin 3k follower event #asks #moots 😸 #nyanggk

[wenjunehui]

omg I’m so excited for chung ha cb I might just lose it

NO RIGHTTT the queen has returned kpop is saved

#💌 asks #bruh-changbin #its been too long she knew we needed her back

[neuevague]

HIIII ZO how are you mamas I miss you

hello little missy HOW ARE YOUUUUUU im surprisingly good omg i have my period rn so not great but generally doing quite well 😍 you doing a tour of all of my blogs is very real i adore u girl <333

#gosh i used to have a crush on jsartor....us idr how to spell it .. #missing u more queenie #asks #bruh-changbin

[ikigaitsuki]

gai you are the sweetest person ever, literally tearing up at your rb thank you thank you thank you that means so much to me 💗

ahh sorry i’m a little late to this, I’ve been revising for an upcoming exam!

but you’re very very welcome! i really enjoyed reading it (as i always do)💗💗💗 luv u all the world

#🌑 — asks #bruh-changbin <3

[mazeinthemiroh]

Hi! i hope your having a good day. i love your work and was wondering if you could maybe do skz headcannons with an idol s/o who’s the main dancer in their group?

stray kids with their main dancer idol! s/o

genre: headcanons; fluff, general, idol! s/o

word count: 0.8k

warnings: none

pls like and reblog if you enjoyed! feel free to request anything <3

bangchan

chan is always keen on self-improvement and finds that you help a lot

if he feels he's lacking in the dance department, the likelihood is he'll seek you out

not that he'll ever directly ask for help lmao

but sometimes you can just sense it and take the hint

he appreciates how much of a perfectionist you can be with your art. he's the same, of course

he feels like your brains are more similar than he thought to begin with, and through understanding how you work he recognises how much you focus and try hard to be the best, which is so attractive to him

lee know

is intrigued by your technique

that's how you piqued his interest before you even started dating him

being a professional dancer, he can pick out the superior dancers from each group with ease

you were easy for him to pin-point as the main dancer of your group because of your raw talent

so, he wanted to work and even perform with you

and since then, he has never once looked back

currently, you're his dancer partner, and dare i say the best fan-favourite couple ever. your chemistry when you work together is seriously unmatched

people are always waiting for your next collab

changbin

he literally thinks you're the best dancer in the industry and stands behind that statement

anytime his friends wanna tease him he's like "okay but are you dating the best dancer in the business? that's what i thought"

gets a good rise outta wooyoung tbh and he gets super competitive but we move

he loves bragging about your achievements bruh

he doesn't have time to talk about himself when he's wayyy too busy hyping you up

he's so proud of you like?? he can't help himself as embarrassed as it sounds. you just gotta go with it

he just wuvs you and wants to tell literally everyone he meets about your awesomeness ;-;

hyunjin

similar to lee know, hyunjin would want to work with you

he can't help but be enthralled by your beauty when you're performing

encourages you to do solo performances just so you get the time to showcase what you can do

wants to learn more classical ballroom dances with you because he's a hopeless romantic and is cheesy like that

he's just so in love

will probably write poetry about you and draw a dynamic, abstract painting of you dancing just cos you inspire him so much

idk you get him so mushy it's so cute

probably cries buckets when you do a super emotional contemporary dance, because... you know... its hyunjin

han

i mean it doesn't matter what position you are in as an idol, han jisung is a supportive bf no matter what and is literally your biggest fan

if you're the main rapper? he'll learn all your rap verses off by heart

if you're the lead singer? he'll dramatically sing your own group's songs until you hate it

and you being the main dancer? well, you best believe he's learning all the choreography

especially if you do solo work, my gosh

from the minute your new music video drops he's like "baby, where do you get those hips from??"

he's down bad, basically

felix

mr. heart eyes

he literally... oh my gosh

i can't even-

he literally is obsessed with the way you move like oh my goshhhh i cannot stress this enough

you got him feeling things he's never felt before, ouch

his eyes are always fixed on you during your performances, and yes the cameraman has both caught and exposed him for having his jaw dropped to the floor and his eyes sparkly and wide as he watches you dance

the fans and i other idols get a good chuckle out of his reactions

seungmin

he takes such an interest in how your work is doing

and he loves it when you do the same

he finds you have the same love and passion for dancing as he does with regard to singing

and that common ground is beautiful

it allows the conversation to flow so easily as you bond with your similar interests

the fact that you're both idols helps too, of course

gets so blushy thinking about how stunning you are when you dance. he's like a little boy when he sees you in action

he doesn't know how to react to his soulmate being so effortlessly talented

jeongin

amazed by you

but doesn't easily show it

lowkey wants to learn more from you but is too shy to ask directly, at first

so he'll get you in a dance studio and teach you how to do the iconic 'maknae on top' hips move, just for funsies

and then he'll casually ask you what your fave move is

and from there, he will learn how to improve from you

he admires you so much, sometimes he just has a hard time articulating that to you

so spending time with you and working on dance - something you both love - is how he expresses that

#stray kids #skz #kpop #skz headcanons #stray kids headcanons #skz imagines #skz fluff #skz scenarios #stray kids fluff #stray kids scenarios #stray kids imagines #stray kids reactions #skz reactions #bang chan #chan #bangchan #changbin #seo changbin #kim seungmin #seungmin #jeongin #yang jeongin #lee know #lee minho #lee felix #felix #hyunjin #hwang hyunjin #han #han jisung

[skzpixiekaifei]

Taglist: @mynameisnotlaura, @palindrome969

Kai: Hey, you want some leftovers?  Minho: What's that?  Kai: You've never had leftovers???  Minho: No, because I'm not a quitter. 

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Chan: I drink to forget but I always remember.  

Kai: You're drinking orange juice. 

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Kai: Can we talk about that mass email you sent?  

Changbin: Why? It was important.  

Kai: All it says is, "I'm back on my shit".  

Hyunjin, shrugging: The people need to know. 

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Kai: *pitches an idea*  

Jeongin, impressed: Huh, there might be something here!  

Seungmin, under their breath: Yeah, a lawsuit. 

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Kai: You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time. 

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Kai: Twilight Sparkle was the main character because she represented the element of friendship—  

Hyunjin, tied up: PLEASE, I JUST WANT TO SEE MY FAMILY AGAIN!

Kai: I'M NOT DONE!  

Kai: And Rainbow Dash was the sporty girl— 

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Felix: Coca Cola can remove rust from metal, imagine what it’s doing to your body.  

Seungmin: Pfff, getting rid of the rust, idiot.  

Felix: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!  

Kai: Hmm... I've been drinking soda and my body's rust free... not sure where you're getting your facts from... 

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Jeongin: Don't have a bookmark? Try ketchup instead!!  

Kai: What makes you think I read? 

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Kai: Christmas lights?  

Chan: Check.  

Changbin: Thermos of hot cocoa?  

Chan: Check.  

Felix: Santa suits?  

Chan: Check.  

Kai: Shovel?  

Chan: Check.  

Minho: Alibi and bail money?  

Chan: Check- wait, WHAT?! 

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Han, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.  

Kai, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f- 

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Changbin: I love you.  

Kai: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.  

*Kai and Changbin kiss passionately*  

Minho, to Seungmin: You owe me 20 dollars. 

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Seungmin: Changbin, I don't like you.  

Changbin: What did you say?  

Seungmin: You heard me!  

Changbin, internally: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the fuck you just said. 

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Chan: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO-  

Felix: It was me...  

Chan: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance. 

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Felix: We call that a traumatic experience.  

Felix, turning to Seungmin: Not a "bruh moment".  

Felix, turning to Kai: Not "sadge".  

Felix, turning to Han: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO". 

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Jeongin: You use emoji’s like a straight person.  

Kai: That’s literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me. 

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Hyunjin: What do you think Kai will do for a distraction?  

Han: She'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.  

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*  

Han: ...or She could do that. 

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Kai: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn't matter. I'm going to burn your house down. 

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Kai: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat. 

Hyunjin: I’m not stupid, you know.  

Kai: Well, you’re doing a really good impression of it! 

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*Kai and Felix texting*  

Kai: Come downstairs and talk to me please. I'm lonely.  

Felix: Isn't Hyunjin there?  

Kai: Yes but I like you more. 

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Jeongin, referring to Han and Felix: Those guys are dorks.  

Kai: Yes, but they’re my dorks. 

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Seungmin: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!  

Changbin: It's kind of complicated, but Kai- 

Seungmin: Got it. Forget I asked. 

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Seungmin: Hey do you wanna hang out this weekend?  

Kai: Generic excuse.  

Seungmin: I can’t believe you said that out loud, to my face.  

Kai: I can. 

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Felix: CHARACTER. FLAWS. ARE. FUCKING. IMPORTANT.  

Kai: Me when someone tells me to stop eating mayo packets like they’re gogurt tubes. 

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Changbin: If you want my advice-  

Han: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times.  

Changbin: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me.  

Hyunjin: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder. 

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Kai, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it-  

Seungmin, whispering: Should we call the exorcist?  

Hyunjin, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick.  

Chan, appalled: Call the exorcist. 

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Kai: What’s your name?  

Changbin, whispering to Jeongin: Can I tell Her my real name?  

Jeongin: No!  

Changbin: I’m… Jeongin.  

Jeongin, whispering to Himself: The ONE TIME he gets my name right… 

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Kai: The shadow realm? No, I’m sending you to Ohio! 

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Hyunjin: Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they're a wide-eyed mess.  

Kai: What the fuck kind of Subway are you going to?  

Han: Substitute teachers deal with so much shit.  

Seungmin: Guys. 

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*at 3am*  

Felix, holding the vlogging camera: *runs into Changbin’s room and turns on the light* Wake up sleepyhead!  

Changbin: *wakes up* Dude!  

Felix: *cackles*  

Kai: *sits up from where they were sleeping behind Changbin* What the fuck, Felix?  

Felix: *jaw drops* Wait WHAT- 

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Kai: Clownery. Tomfoolery. Absolute fuckery, I am going to revoke your life privileges. 

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Changbin: Stay foxy.  

Han: Die lonely. 

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Kai: How many children do you have?  

Chan: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference. 

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Chan: Hey, Changbin? Can I get some dating advice?  

Changbin: Just because I'm with Kai doesn't mean I know how I did it. 

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Kai: “Ladies and gentlemen” is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I’m falling asleep already. “Cowards” on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, to the point, and dramatic. 

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Kai: Hey guys, I’m making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap, so wake me up in 5 minutes to flip them over.  

*5 minutes later*  

Jeongin: Kai it’s been 5 minutes, time to flip your sticks.  

Kai: snnnzzzz...  

Jeongin:  KAI YOUR STICKS! 

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Han: Life is like Kai. It's short. 

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