#brought to u by. bits of joe being like ‘love u despite ur beard<3’

[ultrasopp]

I do not believe nicky di genova lived through medieval era and went travelling on foot across continents yet stayed clean shaved, nothing more than a stubble through it all. It is unrealistic thats not how beard works. He has let it grow so big, he is a 1000 years old he’s tried it all. I will die on this hill

#brought to u by. bits of joe being like ‘love u despite ur beard<3’ #<-WRONG bc 1) joe is corny and biased and would think nicky sooo handsome even with the ugliest hair and 2) nicky sexy with beard anyway #and bits of nicky being like ‘woah i CANNOT STAND having beard finally i can shvae’ #WRONG AGAIN only bc i think one would go crazy having only one style for 1000 years #so tbh same goes for joe. i think he has been baby face many many times #no i know he has been #thank u #well none of this matters it is fr Unimportant lmao #but will die on this nicky w a beard hill tho #anyway caring abt things and having interests is so embarrassing. do not look at me make blorbo post #txt #the old guard