#brother in christ you juiced that man within an inch of his life and locked him up in a gym

[segretecose]

i don't think gym muscle counts. i think you should put on muscle from ploughing the field. rowing a boat. spending your days at the loom weaving intricate carpets. things of that nature

#they'll put abs on anyone and say here now they're attractive #brother in christ you juiced that man within an inch of his life and locked him up in a gym #that's not hot that's sad. you know what's hot? uneven tan