#bridget jones but set it in the world of pro quidditch

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harry potter's most miserable year - chapter one | a drarry bridget jones fic

Roll up roll up, it's the Drarry Bridget Jones adaptation no one asked for!

This concept has been living rent free in my brain for months. I just had to get it out. Thank you so much to my little team of readers and betas: @getawayfox @citrusses @oknowkiss, thank you for indulging my crazy ideas and allowing me to write this nonsense.

Harry Potter's Most Miserable Year | Chapter One

Rating: E Relationships: Harry/Draco (endgame); Harry/Theo; past Draco/OMC, Minor Dean/Ginny, Minor Ron/Hermione, Minor Justin/Ernie, Minor Luna/Neville Tags: Endgame Drarry, EWE, POV Harry, Quidditch, Quidditch Manager Harry, Quidditch Player Draco, Sports Journalist Theo, Romantic Comedy, Romance, Diaries, New Year's Resolutions, Human Disaster Harry, Buttoned-up Draco, (a lot of) smoking, (a lot of) drinking, Recreational Drug Use, Explict Sexual Content, Banter, Pubs, London, Friendship, Charity Balls, Romione's naughty children, Dinner Parties, life in your 30s, Lying/Emotional Deceit, Smear Campaign, Infedeility (but not between Drarry)

After running into Malfoy at a New Year's Day party and overhearing some choice opinions he has on Harry’s character, Harry decides to change his life for good. Quit smoking, drink less, dress better, excel at his brand new role as Puddlemere’s manager, and find a nice, adult man he can settle down with. Sounds easy, right?

“What’s he like, then?” Ron asked a second later, suddenly at Harry’s side, plate piled high with turkey curry and rice.  Harry patted his pockets for his cigarettes. “A dickhead.” Ron laughed heartily. “Ha. I was right.”

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harry potter's most miserable year - chapter six | | a drarry bridget jones fic

A thousand thanks to my patient and hand-holding betas/cheerers @oknowkiss @getawayfox @citrusses! We're nearing the end! Just one chapter left after this one. It's been a ride!

Harry Potter's Most Miserable Year | Chapter Six

Rating: E Relationships: Harry/Draco (endgame); Harry/Theo; past Draco/OMC, Minor Dean/Ginny, Minor Ron/Hermione, Minor Justin/Ernie, Minor Luna/Neville Tags: Endgame Drarry, EWE, POV Harry, Quidditch, Quidditch Manager Harry, Quidditch Player Draco, Sports Journalist Theo, Romantic Comedy, Romance, Diaries, New Year's Resolutions, Human Disaster Harry, Buttoned-up Draco, (a lot of) smoking, (a lot of) drinking, Recreational Drug Use, Explict Sexual Content, Banter, Pubs, London, Friendship, Charity Balls, Romione's naughty children, Dinner Parties, life in your 30s, Lying/Emotional Deceit, Smear Campaign, Infedeility (but not between Drarry)

After running into Malfoy at a New Year's Day party and overhearing some choice opinions he has on Harry’s character, Harry decides to change his life for good. Quit smoking, drink less, dress better, excel at his brand new role as Puddlemere’s manager, and find a nice, adult man he can settle down with. Sounds easy, right?

“This is… for me?” Harry asked. Cautiously, he pried the lid open and peered inside, immediately hit with the scent of sweet fruit and rich butter. Malfoy nodded. He walked over to Harry’s sideboard. He looked at the cup for about a millisecond before he started fussing with Harry’s tea set, grabbing a couple of fine china teacups and flipping them over.  “Weren’t you listening when I said I have something for you, Potter?” He twisted the champagne bottle’s muselet, tossing it onto the table. “It’s galette,” he said primly. He winced as he popped the champagne, holding it at arm’s length. “I made it last night.” Harry frowned. “You made me a galette?” “You catch on quick, don’t you?” Malfoy drawled.

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harry potter's most miserable year - chapter three | a drarry bridget jones fic

A thousand thank yous to my amazing readers/betas @oknowkiss @getawayfox @citrusses! This will be the last chapter update until after Christmas, where I take some much needed time off to drink wine and eat mince pies, for health

Harry Potter's Most Miserable Year | Chapter Three

Rating: E Relationships: Harry/Draco (endgame); Harry/Theo; past Draco/OMC, Minor Dean/Ginny, Minor Ron/Hermione, Minor Justin/Ernie, Minor Luna/Neville Tags: Endgame Drarry, EWE, POV Harry, Quidditch, Quidditch Manager Harry, Quidditch Player Draco, Sports Journalist Theo, Romantic Comedy, Romance, Diaries, New Year's Resolutions, Human Disaster Harry, Buttoned-up Draco, (a lot of) smoking, (a lot of) drinking, Recreational Drug Use, Explict Sexual Content, Banter, Pubs, London, Friendship, Charity Balls, Romione's naughty children, Dinner Parties, life in your 30s, Lying/Emotional Deceit, Smear Campaign, Infedeility (but not between Drarry)

After running into Malfoy at a New Year's Day party and overhearing some choice opinions he has on Harry’s character, Harry decides to change his life for good. Quit smoking, drink less, dress better, excel at his brand new role as Puddlemere’s manager, and find a nice, adult man he can settle down with. Sounds easy, right?

With a determined breath, he weaved his way through the crowd, walking around the perimeter of the dance floor, his eyes on Theo the entire time. “Oh—excuse me,” he said when he accidentally elbowed a very tall man to his left, nearly knocking him into the path of a dancing couple.  The very tall man turned slowly, and— Fuck. “It’s you,” Malfoy said. 

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harry potter's most miserable year - chapter four | a drarry bridget jones fic

Thank you to my amazing and amazingly patient readers/betas @getawayfox @citrusses @oknowkiss! Posting is still a bit inconsistent at the moment, with festive shenanigans and whatnot.

Harry Potter's Most Miserable Year | Chapter Four

Rating: E Relationships: Harry/Draco (endgame); Harry/Theo; past Draco/OMC, Minor Dean/Ginny, Minor Ron/Hermione, Minor Justin/Ernie, Minor Luna/Neville Tags: Endgame Drarry, EWE, POV Harry, Quidditch, Quidditch Manager Harry, Quidditch Player Draco, Sports Journalist Theo, Romantic Comedy, Romance, Diaries, New Year's Resolutions, Human Disaster Harry, Buttoned-up Draco, (a lot of) smoking, (a lot of) drinking, Recreational Drug Use, Explict Sexual Content, Banter, Pubs, London, Friendship, Charity Balls, Romione's naughty children, Dinner Parties, life in your 30s, Lying/Emotional Deceit, Smear Campaign, Infedeility (but not between Drarry)

After running into Malfoy at a New Year's Day party and overhearing some choice opinions he has on Harry’s character, Harry decides to change his life for good. Quit smoking, drink less, dress better, excel at his brand new role as Puddlemere’s manager, and find a nice, adult man he can settle down with. Sounds easy, right?

“Don’t look now. Twat incoming,” Ron muttered under his breath. Harry did exactly what he was warned not to do: he looked at Malfoy, who was approaching their table with the air of a child who was being forced to talk to the cousins he hated.  “Potter,” he said. He cleared his throat. Harry looked at the empty glass in his hand and shuffled aside to give him enough space to get to the cider. 

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#hpmmy #drarry #drarry but make it bridget jones #bridget jones but set it in the world of pro quidditch #draco/harry #drarry fic #harry/draco #hp fanfic #drarry fanfic #draco x harry #harry x draco

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harry potter's most miserable year - chapter five | a drarry bridget jones fic

Endless thank yous to the beta and cheer squad from heaven @getawayfox @citrusses @oknowkiss your patience and enthusiasm knows no bounds. Almost at the finish line, you guys.

Harry Potter's Most Miserable Year | Chapter Five

Rating: E Relationships: Harry/Draco (endgame); Harry/Theo; past Draco/OMC, Minor Dean/Ginny, Minor Ron/Hermione, Minor Justin/Ernie, Minor Luna/Neville Tags: Endgame Drarry, EWE, POV Harry, Quidditch, Quidditch Manager Harry, Quidditch Player Draco, Sports Journalist Theo, Romantic Comedy, Romance, Diaries, New Year's Resolutions, Human Disaster Harry, Buttoned-up Draco, (a lot of) smoking, (a lot of) drinking, Recreational Drug Use, Explict Sexual Content, Banter, Pubs, London, Friendship, Charity Balls, Romione's naughty children, Dinner Parties, life in your 30s, Lying/Emotional Deceit, Smear Campaign, Infedeility (but not between Drarry)

After running into Malfoy at a New Year's Day party and overhearing some choice opinions he has on Harry’s character, Harry decides to change his life for good. Quit smoking, drink less, dress better, excel at his brand new role as Puddlemere’s manager, and find a nice, adult man he can settle down with. Sounds easy, right?

Harry turned. Malfoy—looking tall and smart and a little damp in a dark green Mac—was standing at the end of the aisle. He had a basket in one hand and a packet of chocolate digestives from the promotional shelves in the other. He glanced at it with a rueful sort of sheepishness, his light hair falling into his eyes. “Malfoy,” Harry said. He frowned. “Wait—are you… is this your local supermarket? You live in Hackney? Really?” “Is that a serious question?” Malfoy asked.

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harry potter's most miserable year - chapter two | a drarry bridget jones fic

Again, thank you so much to @getawayfox @citrusses @oknowkiss for the cheering and beta, and thanks to everyone (SO MUCH) who has been reading along and commenting!

Harry Potter's Most Miserable Year | Chapter Two

Rating: E Relationships: Harry/Draco (endgame); Harry/Theo; past Draco/OMC, Minor Dean/Ginny, Minor Ron/Hermione, Minor Justin/Ernie, Minor Luna/Neville Tags: Endgame Drarry, EWE, POV Harry, Quidditch, Quidditch Manager Harry, Quidditch Player Draco, Sports Journalist Theo, Romantic Comedy, Romance, Diaries, New Year's Resolutions, Human Disaster Harry, Buttoned-up Draco, (a lot of) smoking, (a lot of) drinking, Recreational Drug Use, Explict Sexual Content, Banter, Pubs, London, Friendship, Charity Balls, Romione's naughty children, Dinner Parties, life in your 30s, Lying/Emotional Deceit, Smear Campaign, Infedeility (but not between Drarry)

After running into Malfoy at a New Year's Day party and overhearing some choice opinions he has on Harry’s character, Harry decides to change his life for good. Quit smoking, drink less, dress better, excel at his brand new role as Puddlemere’s manager, and find a nice, adult man he can settle down with. Sounds easy, right?

“I, er. Do have one work-related thing I wanted to chat about, though,” he said as soon as the waiter walked away again. “No,” Hermione said. “Oh—! But… please?” Harry said. “It’s really good, I promise. It’s about Theodore Nott.” “The sports journalist?” Dean asked. “Well, I was about to say the Slytherin, with whom we dined elbow to elbow in the Great Hall,” Harry said grandly. “But yeah. Fine.”

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#hpmmy #drarry #drarry but make it bridget jones #bridget jones but set it in the world of pro quidditch #draco/harry #drarry fic #harry/draco #hp fanfic #drarry fanfic #draco x harry #harry x draco