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[miss-celestial-being]

jake peralta going on a blind date that boyle set up but she’s actually completely his type

literally the love of my life tysm for the request

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"No. No. No. No. No. No. No. And did I mention, no!" Jake says exasperatedly. "You see, I knew you would say that which is why I already set up the date with her." Charles rebuttals. He tells him your name as he taps rhythmically on Jake's desk. "She's thirty-two, she loves herself some Tay-Tay, and her favorite soup is crab bisque. I met her in my hot goat yoga class." "Ew, what." "Yeah, I'm hearing how that sounds now. But still, I think you'd like her. Who knows, by the end of the night you may just be smushing booties." Jake groans, "God, Boyle, don't say smushing booties." "Right, yeah, yep," He picks up the file from Jake's desk, turning to the man as he walks away, "Shaw's Bar, 8 o'clock."

Charles turns back around and bumps into Terry as he walks to his desk. He groans as he crushes his yogurt cup in his hand, "Damnnit, Boyle." "Sorry," He says as he backs toward the exit of the bullpen. He rapidly clicks the close button once inside the elevator, evading Terry's angry gaze. "Jake sighs as he looks back at his computer.

"So, hot date tonight, huh?" Amy asks as she leans around their computers to smirk smugly at him. "Uhm, no. I'm not going," He says, his eyes not leaving the screen as he types mindlessly. "What? Why not? Charles says she's perfect for you." "Exactly: Charles thinks she's perfect for me. Knowing him she's either some hot goat yoga-loving freak, or-" "Or actually perfect for you. I think you should give it a shot. I mean, you're constantly complaining about how horribly dull your love life is," Jake frowns, "Hey, now, I wouldn't say horrible dull-" "Yes you would, and you have. Now no more fighting, you have a date to get ready for." Jake looks at the time at the bottom right corner of his monitor and sighs, "All right, fine. But when this all goes to total shit, I'm blaming you." Amy rolls her eyes with a grin and opens the next file from her stack as Jake makes his way to the elevator.

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The bell rings as Jake opens the door to Shaw's Bar, his free hand shoved in his jacket pocket. The warm, boozy bar air fills his nostrils as he steps toward the bar, the glass door closing slowly behind him. He looks around the bar, hoping to instantly recognize the mystery woman, to no avail.

The bell rings again as Jake asks Hank for an orange soda on the rocks. The bartender sighs exhaustedly as he pulls the Crush can out of the mini fridge from behind the bar. "Jake?" A voice asks as someone taps him on the shoulder. He turns around, and his mouth opens and closes like a fish as his brain short-circuits. "Or not?" You laugh awkwardly, "I'm really sorry about this, I was told someone would be here, but it looks like he stood me up." You sit one chair over at the bartop, sighing as you rest your chin on your fist.

"Hi," Jake says as he hold out his hand, "I'm Jake." "Oh," You breathe, "Sorry. You didn't say anything and I just thought- Y'know what, never mind, I'm probably not what you were expecting." Jake smiles, "Well, you're right there. Charles told me he met you in a 'hot goat yoga class'." You cringe slightly, "I honestly didn't even know his name, I walked into the wrong building and he started talking to me about his friend Jake." "Sounds about right." You both laugh and he moves to the chair between you.

"So, my weird friend tells me you like Taylor Swift," Jake starts and the conversation lasts hours, the orange soda on the countertop left completely ignored. "All right, time to wrap it up. The bar's closing." Hank says as he wipes the counter. "Oh my god, how long have we been here?" Jake asks him, surprised. The bartender ignores him as he moves on to another part of the bar. You look around to find the bar completely empty.

You laugh quietly, "This was fun," You say softly as you exit the bar, "We should do this again-" You're cut off by a sudden surprising kiss, Jake's hands holding your cheeks gently to keep you close. Your eyes flutter closed and take the collar of his shirt in your fists. He pulls away, mumbling out a quick 'noice' before getting pulled back into a kiss that leaves him gasping for breath.

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ik this ended abruptly but its a school night and i have to go to bed so this is as good as we're getting today

i really hope you liked this bc jake has been on my mind for ages and i couldnt find many fics here sadly

dont hesitate to request more

#sinc this is just a blurb im gonna leave it without any fancy stuff but when i write a full fic ill make it all pretty i promise #jake deserves it 😌 #boredbeesask #jake peralta #jake peralta x reader #b99 #brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn 99 #b99 x reader #brooklyn nine nine x reader #brooklyn 99 x reader #charles boyle #terry jeffords #amy santiago

[miss-celestial-being]

Going on a date with Joseph and paperstzi ruins it be side you’re also super nervous about them but joe takes you to his house to get away and you end up unwinding while watching tv and cuddling with him.

I forgot what the people are called that hold the cameras

you mean paparazzi? 😭😭

also you never said pronouns so i just did second person

this is short and kinda cheesy but eh, it was fun to write 🤷‍♀️

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Joseph smiled, eyes trained on you from across the table. You looked at him from behind your mug, giggling quietly at the random funny faces Joe made.

A sudden flash nearly made you drop the heavy mug, heart pounding. "Joseph, over hear!" Another click, another flash. Soon the paparazzi multiplied and you looked at Joseph with an anxious expression. He took your hand quickly, pulling the two of you out as quickly as he could. He hid your face in his chest, blocking you from the light as you walked down the street to his car.

After a moment, Joe turned to you, eyes guilty. "I'm so sorry, love." You smiled, shaking your head. "It's alright, Joe, I just need a break from flashing lights for a while." You chuckled, rubbing your temple to ease your headache. He sighed, taking your hand once again, kissing it lightly. "C'mon, let's go to my house. We could watch a movie, make popcorn, cuddle." You nodded, closing your eyes and leaning back in your seat. "Sounds perfect."

He drove you down random roads to be sure no one followed, ushering you quickly through the door once you arrived. He closed and locked the door behind him, taking off your jacket before taking off his own, walking into the kitchen to get the popcorn started. "Go lay down, I'll be there in a bit." He called out and you walked to his bedroom, immediately falling onto his bed with a content sigh.

You changed into the pajamas you left there, curling up on his bed and turning on his TV, wrapping yourself in blankets. Joseph walked in moments later, holding a big bowl of popcorn. He took off his shirt and pants, replacing the with a cozy sweater and sweats before curling up next to you. "Nightmare before Christmas or Hocus Pocus?" He hummed, pretending to think. "Hocus Pocus." You kissed his nose, smiling as you nuzzled into him further. "My thoughts exactly."

#boredbeesask #boredbeeswrite #kylie my goth/rave bestie #joseph quinn #joseph quinn x bee #joseph quinn fic #joseph quinn fanfic #joseph quinn fanfiction #joseph quinn x you #joseph quinn x y/n #joseph quinn x reader

[miss-celestial-being]

We are supposed to start shadowing soon, possibly tomorrow pending on the clinics letting us go there

I’m so nervous because like ahhhh people

Shadowing is us going to ‘work’ at clinics

ohhhhh youre gonna be doing fancy doctor things in a fancy doctor place

youre growing up so fast 🤧🤧

#bro youre so smart istg id die if i had to go to school to be a doctor #boredbeesask #kylie my goth/rave bestie

[miss-celestial-being]

Today the one guy I used to/ still like. Football player guy. Today when I was standing there by his dad with my friend. He walked over and I was like almost certain he got a haircut cause you know his hair looked different. I didn’t wanna say something and be wrong. But I asked and he did 😌I was right

(He smiled when I asked)

im honestly sure that made his day

did you compliment him??????

istg if you didnt imma come all the way over there and beat your dumb fucking ass that was perfectly set up by whatever deity is up there and you missed it

all hypothetical ofc bc you totally 100% fucking complimented his haircut 😠

#boredbeesask #kylie my goth/rave bestie

[miss-celestial-being]

This guy I’ve been snapping (streaks) sent me a picture earlier and AHHHHHDHDJENDNDJDISKDJDJDJDJDH

It was better than nudes or anything really

Idk about you but HANDS

VEINS

I took a picture there of it on my friends phones snap sent it to myself

Here yur go:

🤤🤤🤤🤤

OMG WHO IS THIS SEND THEM TO ME I BEG OF YOU 😭😭

#hands>>>>>>> #😵‍💫😵‍💫🤤 #boredbeesask #kylie my goth/rave bestie

[miss-celestial-being]

Beeee! 🧡🧡🧡We haven’t talked in so long! I hope you are well.

Can I please get an autumn moodboard ?

im so sorry this took so long 😭

beware! bee scared!

#ik i said id make it at lunch but im a liar im sorry 😭😭 #boredbeesask #vi 💖🥲 #beware! bee scared!

[miss-celestial-being]

it caught on in a flash

<33 love youuu my munchkinss

beware! bee scared!

#i love you more ma belle chérie #boredbeesask #nix the meanie #nix the wifey #beware! bee scared!

[miss-celestial-being]

it caught on in a flash

i'll make you an autumn moodboard (moots only!)

beware! bee scared!

#boredbeesask #mymayflower #beware! bee scared!

[miss-celestial-being]

I had to tell you about that because it’s been occupying my brain for like the last two hours since he’s sent it

i thank you immensely for sending that wonderful picture to me

#i am thoroughly jealous #boredbeesask #kylie my goth/rave bestie

[miss-celestial-being]

it was a graveyard smash - cym as fall movies!

ohhhh this is hard...

you as coraline

@imabee-oralizard as hocus pocus

@thehalfbloodedwitch as casper

@blackthunder137 as beetlejuice

@dr4cking as the craft

#i pulled some of these outa my ass but its hard to pick #and like whats classified as a fall movie?? #idfk #boredbeesask #that girl sunny #beware! bee scared!

[miss-celestial-being]

So football guy

Earlier me and my friend were standing like usual by his dad and him and my friend and I were talking about the graduation practice since we had a meeting earlier today where the principle talked to seniors

And I said his name and was going to ask what time rehearsal is for graduation

After I said his name (which it was kinda funny/cute because I said his name but he was saying something to his dad. It was like it clicked in his head because he went from lookin c at his dad then snapped his dead to me) he LEANED CLOSER TO ME to hear what I was saying

This was like an hour ago and my skin is still a bit hot. I just know I turned red 😭

I almost malfunctioned when he leaned closer to me

He wasn’t like up on my face. I was Lesmes on the lockers and he was standing about a 1-2 feet or so away and he leaned closer to about 5 inches from my face (I think. I almost blacked out)

✨👩‍🔬 the chemistry 🧪✨

seriously tho you should talk to him like fr and COMPLIMENT HIS FUCKING HAIRCUT LIKE JESUS FUCKING CRIST MAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭

#boredbeesask #kylie my goth/rave bestie

[miss-celestial-being]

hiiii sending you the tumblr hug🫂🤍pass it on to as many mutuals as you want to make someone's day better :D

muah 😊

#looks like im bouta say 'ha ha ha' after that but its supposed to be a kiss 💀 #boredbeesask #kylie my goth/rave bestie

[miss-celestial-being]

Also my friends brother who I liked a bit back but don’t really anymore

My friends (who I’m living with) told me today that the one girl T (live with) went into the councilors office where A (friend’s brother) does aid since he doesn’t have a class. So he delivers notes and such. A asked T ‘you’re Kylie right?’ And T said yes just for shit and giggles lol. Then I guess he said how he knows that I like him. So now he thinks T is me 💀 but also M (friend who I live with) and G (guys sister/my friend) exaggerate how much I like him. Like this morning M said ‘how you have a big fat crush on him’ …..

I hope that all made sense. Atleast some 😭I didn’t wanna say their names and everything

i half understood this ngl but like from what i understand, t asked a if he liked you and he said yes but thought it was abt t(?) and then your friends g and m say you really like him but you only like him a little or stopped liking him

am i correct??

if im not and youre comfortable you can text me or something with names but dont feel pressured!!

#we should really exchange phone numbers bc im like never on instagram 😭 #and like tumblr notifs get buried #boredbeesask #kylie my goth/rave bestie

[miss-celestial-being]

For some reason it wasn’t letting me comment in response to your comment 😭💀

But yeah it’s crazy

I am old 💀

I am going to bed soon now I promise 😭

fucking hate tumblr sometimes

i mean you may be old but im a granny trapped in the body of a teenager

sleep 👹

#i crochet and read and my favorite drink is chamomile tea bc i cant have caffeine and i hate the internet and i cant see #oh and i love those strawberry candies that grandmas always have #werthers originals too #boredbeesask #kylie my goth/rave bestie

[miss-celestial-being]

I know you said you don’t like Valentine’s Day and I don’t think it’s technically Valentine’s Day yet

But Happy Valentine’s Day

I love you you’re amazing and I hope your day doesn’t go as horrible as you’re expecting

it has made me much happier knowing this was in my inbox so i suppose it wasnt as bad as it couldve been

happy valentines day <3

#you make my heart twerk too bbg 😉 #boredbeesask #kylie my goth/rave bestie

[miss-celestial-being]

Wait

What if he was staring at me cause I had something on my face or my hair or clothes were messed up

lmao girl go check 💀💀

#nah i felt that chemistry from across the country #boredbeesask #kylie my goth/rave bestie