anyway it's sort of funny bc now that I'm getting into a new thing i COULD keep telling everybody here about my obsession with blade but it's usually 10 variations of "i wanna fuck him" and maybe a half coherent attempt to organise what exactly is so fuckable about him and then a meltdown about his relationships w other people and why they are so hot that he needs to be railed about it. it's not that i have any particular shame about being horny on tumblr it's just that twitter seems to lend itself more to that
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love love love my knife but i REALLY need to change her handle because while the blade is perfect the handle is um. bad. it's a plastic handle with a synthetic rope wrapping it and it's got a bunch of decorative nooks and crannies that make it annoying as all fuck to clean. i'm gonna make a new one out of roadkill bone probably but i might use something else. like a chunk of quartz i've got packed away. idk -_-
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Thank you for posting mount and blade warband bc my friend thought he was the only active fan of the game and hes been feeling sad about it but you and some other folks are posting about it so swag, thanks ☆♡
MOUNT AND BLADE IS EASILY IN MY TOP 3 GAMES OF ALL TIME GLAD I COULD BE OF SERVICE
defending my castle from 6 consecutive sieges after my bitch of a king refuses to send reinforcements is my comfort game i always go back to i love riding horses and laying waste to cringe ass footsoldiers by skewering them on my lance at mach 5 speed only to have head to head horse collision causing me to be beaten to death bc my horse model isnt rotating fast enough
mount n bladeposting aint glamourous but its gotta be done i have to spread the propaganda i need more bodies on the medieval clout simulator pile oorah
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anyways sorry for the bladeposting i’m so normal about it right now. there will be more
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i have a whole backlog of bladeposting holdy fuck
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waiting to make sure my haven't-watched-blade-yet mutuals are asleep before i reblog bladeposts lol
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cannot believe i found out about this through a headspace joke
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whenever i bladepost i always end up slipping a shadow moon post or two in there. it’s the same fucking show
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when me n the lads start bladeposting you simply do not know what to do
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