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from the 20240225 Livestream (OS was added by this Weibo user)
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Fic: all's well that ends well to end up with you (Qiubingshi)
A/N: Ask and ye shall receive @sarah-yyy @xinyuehui 🌶️🍋
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When he had left the warmth and comfort of his bed this morning, his head had been, admittedly, occupied with the mounting thoughts of the cases piled up on his desk. Li Bing is a consummate professional and dedicated to the craft and work it takes to unravel the mysteries in the lives of others.
What he really should have considered, and in hindsight perhaps planned for, was how bored the man he left behind in bed would get in his convalescence.
And so, this is how he finds his General when he returns mid-morning to check on him;
The well-toned muscles of his back ripple with every thrusting motion he makes. The thin robe he'd been living out of for the better part of the fortnight is pooled around his waist. Fabric dark with the dampness of sweat.
Under him, their darling Chen Shi. Biting down onto his fist, it does little to quiet the soft whines that escape him as their General fills him up.
Li Bing would be jealous if he didn't already know he'd be shamelessly abandoning every other plan he had, just for a taste of that cock in him.
"Starting without me?" Li Bing calls out to his lovers, locking the door behind him as he enters. "How cruel."
Without missing a beat, and ridiculously not even remotely breathless, Qiu Qingzhi laughs, hauling Chen Shi up by his hips and with a swift move, flipping him around face up. Grabbing their little lover by the ankles, he speeds up his thrusting. Driving his hips mercilessly with half-bitten grunts of pleasure.
"Well, don't stop on my account," Li Bing coos, climbing into bed to press his kisses to the corner of Chen Shi's parted and panting lips. He smiles, tilting his face to his own and claiming his mouth fully.
Li Bing tastes the euphoria on Chen Shi's lips at the same time he hears the tell-tale sounds of their General reaching his own precipice. Chen Shi kisses back, sloppily so, licking and humming when Li Bing allows him to arch up into him.
"Where's mine?"
Qiu Qingzhi's pouting when Li Bing turns to him. Adorably, it takes little to nothing to coax him back to smiling when Li Bing pulls him down into a kiss of his own. "Hello," Li Bing purrs. "Did you miss me?"
"Neither one of you kissed me goodbye when you left," Qiu Qingzhi complains, pulling away to slide an adoring brush of his lips to Chen Shi's softly giggling ones.
"Our mistake," Chen Shi chirps. His clever fingers card through Qiu Qingzhi's undone hair.
Li Bing smiles at the lazy way they exchange easy ardency. Contentment warming him from the inside out. Flicking his gaze down their body, the languid heat burns a little sharper at the sight of where Qiu Qingzhi's still rolling his hips into Chen Shi.
"Are you going to pull out of him and let me eat him out, and clean you off? Or am I going to be treated to part of the show I missed earlier?"
That steals a bark of laughter from both men. With one last kiss between them, they reach out to pull Li Bing into the tangle of their limbs. Warm and comfortable, the perfect embrace.
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waedo · 2 years
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Text message in Waedo language-takeout
What do you want for lunch?
午餐乜모그고欲다吗? gosan-mye mokeugo hwodaga
Maybe some noodles and cola…?
多分... 수바和골라? Suben… subawa kolla?
I was going to get chicken, you usually like that
雞肉取ㄹ去ㄹ 괏단다, 汝平時나게好 gakguk dul gul gwatdanda, ri bingshi nage seu-a
I am studying today, so I can't get my hands dirty!
吾今日学하고임, 手汚디고 不可! ngeu ga-i hakhago im, te ugidigo buka!
Okay
得 dak
I will bring some noodles then.
수바取而來ㄹ과용 suba duji ilgwayong
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some guy in a discord server named Dr. Bingshi Long says he is a psychologist and keeps asking us questions but we refuse to take them seriously
he asked if we were flat-earthers and here are the responses:
"I think my earth
Is a bird"
"HRJFKSKKDGIKGGJ
LOL @Dr. Bingshi Long
YOU BELIEVE IN THE EARTH???
LMAOOOOOOO"
"nah mate i'm a fist-earther"
"Mate I'm a tenth earther"
"stop body shaming earth
she thic"
"Earth is fucking flat"
"earth is a LIE"
"earth is flat"
"earth is fake"
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大理寺少卿游 / White Cat Legend (2024) ep. 19
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From this Weibo cut of their livestream.
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Bonus DMBJ easter egg:
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from a cut segment of 《大理寺少卿游》专访:周奇 White Cat Legend Exclusive Interview: Zhou Qi
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from 《大理寺少卿游》专访:丁禹兮 White Cat Legend Exclusive Interview: Ding Yuxi
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大理寺少卿游 / White Cat Legend (2024) eps. 11-12
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