all of my hate asks are honestly really underwhelming tbh
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hi.
Do you like poem sounding things that aren't technically poems because theg don't follow poem rules
yeah that sounds cool
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Who do you hate the most in all of the corpverse?
google
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i am pissing in your blood
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BING WHAT THE FUCK
i was just translating what she said man don't look at me
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one person can eat ~300 pounds of cheese in a day
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tag your incorrect answers if you wanna get flamed
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i am going to eat a fucking rock
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should I start an onlyfans where I post pictures of the bing logo in increasingly suggestive positions. would you guys like that.
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the fastest way to someones heart
bing result: knife to the chest
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bum bum. bum bum bom boom. bum bum. bum bum bom boom.
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why am i gay?
bing result: because mmmpgh mennn oh mmmmmm
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ok done being introspective. how much do you guys like milk
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i think it's funny that this shit has gotten so out of hand that i have now indirectly and directly started tens of company imitation blogs, at least one gimmick blog, and a handful of miscellaneous blogs. and yet i suffer no consequences. it's wonderful.
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Have you seen @femboy-totally-bing
yeah i have no shit
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if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have two nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none
if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have four nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none
if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have eight nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none
if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have sixteen nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none
if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have thirty two nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none
if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have sixty four nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none
if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have one hundred and twenty eight nickels which isn't a lot but hey it's better than none
if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have two hundred and fifty six nickels which is quite a few actually
if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have five hundred and twelve nickels which is quite a few actually
if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have one thousand and twenty four nickels which is quite a few actually
if i had a nickel for every nickel i owned i would have two thousand and forty eight nickels which is honestly probably too many
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