Judd birch NSFW head cannons
(Mostly if not all kink talk)
. Judd definitely is very kinky hes into alotta stuff for example knife play, bondage, somnaphilia and cnc
. Judd likes to stalk you and after he told you you fucked hard telling him you thaught it was sexy how he's so primal
.when it became halloween and you decided to watch horror movies judd had alot of movie memorabilia so when he put on the ghost mask from scream it did somthing to you that night you went 6 rounds seeing judd fuck you with the mask you let him choke you and threatening your life made your body so hot he loved watching you squirm
.when you told judd you where horny for his voice and hands he made dam sure to finger you hard while saying things like "dumb slut~" and "whos my filthy whore~" while he fingers you with his sexy slender vainy hands till you finish and he suck it off his fingers and smirk at you
. Judds favourite pass time activity is getting high with you and fucking one time his brother walked in and judd through his pocket knife that smacked the door near nicks head and he ran as judd chuckled "where were we~"
.Judd likes pet play he even got you a butt plug that looked like a raccoon tail calls you his "dirty fuck pet" and is heavy on training with very good pets get to suck his length or get spanked and orgasam denial
.hes into marking bites, Hickeys or even cuts anything that's why you have a small J carved into your hip
.surprisingly hes really good at aftercare showers washing you and gives you good blanket and pillows he gets you food or drink on request and you cuddle watching movies
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my thoughts on s6 of big mouth (even though most likely none of you care LMAO)
loving barbara gloubermans girlboss arc
very very upset about matthew and jay </3 (couldn’t they have made matt just ,, not change him? idk)
i fucking love missy and elijah so much. big whoop for good ace rep (and in a guy too!!)
is jessi getting a nonbinary era? god i hope so
i felt so bad for andrew after bernie ditched him :/ i rly thought they were letting him be happy LMAO poor guy
finally the found family trope we’ve been waiting 6 seasons for between lola and rodney!! (& also jay and steve omg)
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Caleb is lost because Matthew ditched him and Val took his map.
And here he is fucking Val up for that.
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We could have had a really good moment to showcase that changing who you are for your partner isn't always good and that most of the time your SO won't want you to change your core being!
If Matthew had just talked to Jay and said these things outloud, told him that it's his differences that define him and is what's attractive about him, then that would have been monumental to show people!
You can have couples who are wildly opposite but still be together. They just take work and communication!
Maybe Jay spending time with the wolves will remind him to be himself but also that he can be gentle too. Wolves are incredibly family oriented animals and fierce when they need to be, and gentle at other times.
Ngl, Matthew's dream sequence was actually pretty cool but also heartbreaking. Gdi....
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Could you write some Big Mouth Val Bilzerian x GN!Reader SFW and NSFW headcanons?
VAL BILZAREAN HEADCANONS (X GN! READER)
warnings: mentions of drinking, mentions of unconscious state, mentions of mental illness, mentions of bdsm, mentions of voyerism, mentions of creampies, mentions of roleplay, mentions of knife and gun play, mentions of impact play, mentions of sadism, some childhood trauma
what it’s like to date and fuck the middle bilzerian son
SFW
- he’s known to be an asshole, but he’s also a huge sucker when it comes to y/n
- makes sure to keep his brothers farrr away from them simply because they’re scummy, well mostly kurt, and would most likely hit on them, again mostly kurt
- loves just random domestic things. he never really seen his parents acting any type of domestic so it’s a new and fresh experience for him
- val is most definitely mentally ill, but it isn’t until he gets into a serious relationship and his s/o expresses concern will he ever talk about it (only to them tho)
- the only parent he really cares about them meeting is his mom. while he strives for his fathers approval, his mom is even harder to win over during the rare times she’s sober or conscious
- tells them he’d never suck up to parents, but he so does. he’s grown attached and doesn’t wanna be forced to break up with y/n if their parents don’t like him
- often thinks they deserve better than him, but fuck everyone else cause they’re stuck with him forever now
- he really doesn't want a relationship like his parents have and will do whatever he can to swoon his partner and just overall show affection, but it often comes across weird seeing as he's never had to show affection to anyone
- he doesn't really have a lot of money either so he will steal things for y/n unless they outright tell him that they're uncomfortable with that
NSFW
- val high key is a sex addict so whenever his s/o is down, he's down. quickies, full on sex, a quick blowjob or handy, he's down for it all
- he does like pleasing his partner though. he prefers a fast pace, but if a slow pace means hearing their sweet moans he's game for that too
- would be into some really kinky stuff like roleplay, maybe some bondage, cockwarming, voyerism, i could even see him getting off to possible gun and knife play
- he's kind of a sadist which is why weapon play and even impact play would be a turn on for him
- sometimes he does opt for just vanilla sex, but even that is him absolutely pounding into his partner or just enjoying them riding his dick
- val absolutely does not want to share so threesomes are off the table, he already shares everything else with his brothers so his partner is strictly his
- while me might get caught up in the moment he does care about y/n's pleasure not just his own
- likes the idea of creampies, however is iffy about the idea of having kids so unless there's other contraceptive or its anal he'll pass
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